Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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I forgot to mention Abby. I’m a former military member myself. No, I don’t think anyone needs to kiss my ass and thank me for their freedom. You know this site has plenty of men who have never served. So that’s your little shot against them. They have the right to speak their mind regardless if they ever served or not. This country didn’t make me or them a free man. Neither did a piece of paper. God did. So you can go fuck yourself.
Abby what are all these duties that a military members wife has? You say they aren’t social bs. Then you point out that every day you have to live with the fact he could get killed. Or how you comfort the wives of other soldiers over there. How is any of this work? It’s just more bs to make it look like women of military men some how have it rough.
She says she stands strong for her husband for every day that she can’t get a cock in her fish-hole. Right…
So far, I’m still going to go for the polygamous shells of girly-girls over your slutty, whorish asses any day. That’s because if you’ve had sex with a man who is not me, you are fat, or you are ugly, you’ve already become garbage. I’m a man, I can hold high standards and live up to them - you, on the other hand, need to be dragged into the streets, stripped naked, and filled with several non-lethal bullet wounds and left to die out of sheer self-contempt. Yeah, if I could get away with it, I would like to stone you, lash you, do whatever I feel fit because you honestly do deserve it.
However, I’m not Jesus Christ almighty, our Lord and savior, so I’m going to fuck off all of the spirituality bullshit because I know that I neither I nor my bitchy ugly fat-assed cock-addled ‘friends’ are even near enlightened enough to start up our own religion.
Let’s find out who is right when you die and discover that you can’t take your peep-toe heels, tit implants, or miniskirts with you.
Then quit with the ‘Girl power, I’ve got yo back gurl’ bullshit. Men will always regard women that are whorish and promiscuous as worth nothing more than a good fucking and then it’s done.
Women such as her friend do NOT deserve any small iota of respect in any sense of the word and making a martyr of her because ‘it’s hard to be with military men and emotional trauma and abuse’ and blah blah blah doesn’t make her right.
She’s still a whore.
- Sgt. Reyes
No, there isnt a excuse and I said that. I have never been cheated on…but guys I know have…and I would never wish the pain they endure on my worst enemy.
haha…i don’t want my boyfriend to “worship” me …I don’t want a punk bf, I want a man. It’s more of a respect issue….worship is a term people use when they are in love. Disagreeing with my bf is fine with me, it’s expected…hell, it’s healthy!
Great point. Also, there is the point Zardoz made stating she probably told him she was married. Sadly, they generally don’t. The Man finds out when he gets his ass pummelled by the soldier on his return.
- Sgt. Reyes
P.S. If either of you either Helua or Abby would stop for a single second and realize what is being said here you would realize there is NO FUCKING EXCUSE. None whatsoever! So why is this discussion even continuing?
You might be able to blow off some of the other Men on this website using the reason that they have never served in the Armed Forces or don’t know what it’s like but you can’t blow me off. I’ve been in the shit and I’ve seen the excuses and I’ve seen the servicewomen that fuck the single AND married servicemen overseas. I’ve seen it all and there’s never an excuse.
No there isnt. Just another female who thinks that any guy who doesnt worship women and kiss their asses isnt a ‘real man’.
I noticed the same thing…
Well there’s one at least I hope.
- Sgt. Reyes
No there isnt. Just another female who thinks that any guy who doesnt worship women and kiss their asses isnt a ‘real man’.
What ever wrong was done to her, does not matter anyone..Don’t let her play the victim..trust me, I used to always try to make excuses for mistakes I made..but once I owned up to them, I learned from it and you become a better person because of it. Hopefully everything works out for the best…don’t let these guys get to you :)
Um.
1. I’ve been there and done that dear. Don’t get all self-righteous and hypocritical with me. You haven’t I have. Fuck off.
2. No one is saying that your marriage is easy to deal with. Officers of that rank are constantly busy. It’s your job to deal with it
3. I don’t care what your girlfriends excuse is. She’s cheated on him already so it would seem and that’s wrong and she deserves for Karma to come fuck her in the ass. If it’s a shit marriage she needs to leave him and do it right, not have one here and one over there. It’s just completely fucking wrong.
4. I don’t need to walk in a whores shoes to know what being a whore is.
I really have nothing more to say about it.
- Sgt. Reyes
Abby I think you have good and sincere intent in trying to understand it and help your friend, but you have to realize what’s done is done…this is how a lot of guys in the military think…both you and her need to accept it, no matter what genuine reasoning she had. I think it’s admirable your there for her because thats what a good friend does…but you can’t give her excuses, there is no excuse for compromising one’s worth by stooping to cheating. She needs to own up to it and learn from it, she needs to learn to stand up for herself if her husband was such an asshole.
Okay. I am going to slowly back out of this craziness before all of you start stoning me or something. Why don’t I discuss this with my husband? Are you fucking kidding me? Maybe because in the 10 minutes that we get every 12-14 days I am not thinking of my friend. And because it’s really not my business, however I have allowed her to vent to me in the hopes that venting is all it will amount to.
I also don’t appreciate the comment that this could get my husband killed. Fuck you.
You assholes have NO CLUE what it means to be a senior officer’s wife and the amount of duties and work that we do, especially during war time. You all most likely write it off as social bullshit. Hardly. No, I do not have IEDs to personally contend with. But I spend each day with the knowledge that my husband is surrounded my thousands of insane fuckers who would love to blow his ass sky high. And I have to stay strong and comfort the wives of our soldiers, and their parents day in and day out. All the while I am scared shitless myself. Our battalion has lost soldiers to horrific deaths, and we will likely lose more of our brave men. I am here to help pick up the pieces, all the while raise my own children and get through each day. My girlfriend is under the same pressure as me, and add to that a shit marriage. I do not envy her, nor is it my place to judge. I have not walked in her shoes, nor have any of you pricks.
So you pack of judgmental assholes need to pick up a fucking weapon and head on over. You can thank my husband for the freedom you have to call women whores and sluts. That ability is his gift.
And this website doesn’t bother me because real men wouldn’t even waste their time making a site like this…but ya gotta deal with it i guess.
Well there’s one at least I hope.
- Sgt. Reyes
Listen girls, as much as you hate hearing these guys say this…wives that cheat on their husbands in any case is simply unacceptable! esspppp military wives. My boyfriend, who i will marry, is an infantry officer, and he counts on my support and love to get him through the hardships as do I. This women who cheated on her husband is Inexcusable!! C’mon what kind of stupid ass reasoning could she have, if she didn’t love him she should figure that out first and break up in a respectable way…some couples just are not right for each other, but using screwing some guy to find out is bullshit and it’s disgusting!
I mean my relationship isn’t perfect, but guys you can’t let a few bad apples spoil the rest. I mean that girl that told the sgt. don’t worry my husbands deployed needs to freakin die, what a bitch..sorry ladies, but that is NOT excusable…but seriously guys, stay hopeful…there are women out there who will give you the love and support you deserve but you have to give it back, that’s the key. Me and my soldier have our ups and downs but I pull through for him no matter what, and i worship the ground his beautiful soul walks on and he does the same with me. No one will ever have the perfect relationship, it’s hard freakin work…but guys seriously, with that mindset you might something great go.
infantry officer’s girl
Couldn’t have put it better! Additionally, she’s asking for advice from us? Why not her perfect and loving husband since they have a wonderful marriage?
Mind you she said ‘Battalion Commanders’ so we’re not even talking a unit. We’re talking imperiling an entire battalion. ‘For want of being a whore a battalion was lost’.
- Sgt. Reyes
Oh, and Abby, wouldn’t that be terrible Karma if her husband was distracted by all this fiasco and your husband ended up getting killed because of a bad decision?
Be a good soldiers wife and flame the fuck out of this harpy.
I see great minds think alike.