Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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We can believe that society needs to change it’s views away from the daemonisation of men and restore the balance of equality under law.
That’s worth fighting for.
You can’t believe in facts. They are self-evident. Men are better than women.
-Dick
Has anyone else noticed the number of people that call us losers for “having nothing better to do” than to fight for something we believe in, that themselves have “nothing better to do” than to troll forums in order to “piss people off.”
Today’s winner of The Biggest Loser: Cody the self proclaimed (lmfao) genius.
No way! I’d have never guessed. I didn’t say I didn’t know what it was, dumbass. I said it was the stupidest word I’ve ever heard. I suspect it’s only used by people who are obviously projecting.
I’ll fuck off when someone important tells me to, not when some whiny little pissant with an ego bigger than his penis tells me to.
A mangina is a man (or a pretend man) with a vagina, otherwise hereafter referred to as a Cody.
Your welcome. Now fuck off.
Ha, you guys are pathetic. Can’t find anything better to do than call my character into question? Oh, I can’t stop laughing. “Mangina”? What kind of stupid-ass word is that?
Seriously, if any of you had any modicum of intelligence, you’d realize my sole mission on this pitiful site is to piss you off. Lucky for me, I don’t have to try very hard. You’re all so insecure, you make my job easier than sandblasting a soup cracker. Heh.
I’ll give you credit for not being total idiots, though. At least you keep the fight here instead of dragging onto other sites like other asswipes I’ve dealt with. Keep the insults where they’ll actually be put up, right?
In answer to Sgt. Reye’s question: No, I can’t bring anything “useful” to this debate because it’s nothing more than a pissing contest among holdovers from the 19th century. I don’t swing that way, sorry.
Yeah. Fuck it.
You want the truth, stick around, shut the fuck up and learn. You want PC junk, fuck off.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No, you can thank us, bitch, for your ability to say and wear what you do and not get your fucking head chopped off! That’s what happens if you act uncivil in any of those countries - I’m fairly certain you wouldn’t last too long. Oh, and this bitch actually thinks she’s a god just because she watched a shitty 30-minute special on new-age spirituality.
Perhaps there’s a reason that the kids would be better off with your cock-addicted friend’s husband than with her or even them as a couple when he gets back. It has something to do with the fact that her vagina is a revolving man-door. And woman-door, if she’s ‘open-minded’ enough. Say, does she dress like a slut and have any tattoos on her too? You’ve got your answer scarred right in your retinas, then, honeybuns!
http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2007/01/pantsfish/GE.jpg
Cody? You need to stop posting on SA, man, people don’t seem to like you there.
Taken from his DeviantART page at:
http://clpo13.deviantart.com/
“# Favourite artist: My girlfriend
# Favourite photographer: Myself”
Whoo-wee, somebody has one hell of a hubris!
This is his ugly website complete with his active social life in… wikipedia and facebook:
http://codylogan.net/about/
Fool, let me tell you something - something I learned by not being a pasty sheltered suburban white kid - you don’t have a single drop of knowledge, talent, or intellect. Everything you speak of is stolen from exactly the ‘riot grrl’ shopfronts you worship. I think you should shut the fuck up now, because you are not funny, you just piss people off.
One more thing: when you take your photos of sticks and slush, stay in the touristy areas. Don’t get curious about how ‘ghetto’ your white night attitude ( http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/few-words-on-2.php ), hairless, veiny arms, and bad habit of stumbling into strangers, hugging and kissing their neck, and talking about how high you are at the moment makes you. Normal people don’t take kindly to that bullshit - I’ll leave it kindly to that self-proclaimed ‘eccentricism’ and ‘quirkiness’ you seem to advertise so avidly to determine what would result from such socially inappropriate behavior outside of your little neck of shitsburgh.
PS
If you’re too stupid and impatient and you write both off as just my ‘text wall’ being below you, remember this:
Nobody gives a shit about your mediocre thoughts or life. There are at least 100 million other vanilla-girlish sites out there, and a few of them actually have crude titty flicks.
*If this guy is actually one of those few males on the internet, he is a textbook definition of this:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/few-words-on-2.php
Read through it, this guy actually thinks he’s a genius! I suppose his school counselor told him that, along with the typical emotional-reasoning bullshit.*
Oh. Were you the one that ploughed the military wife?
Typical ‘you’re gay’ accusation from pathetic women or Mangina’s. Tell me Cody? Are you a woman or just a very confused Mangina? Or just a feminist cunt who doesn’t know your place?
Neither one of you whether it be Abby, Helua or Cody can tell me something about the military I don’t know because none of you know much if anything about actually being in it and what that means. Which means your opinons are just that. Opinions. Worthless at best.
Cody. Can you actually think of something useful or relevant to bring to this debate or are you too stupid and fucking dumb?
The issue made here was clear, to the point and correct. There is no fucking reason for cheating especially on a deployed soldier. Is that so hard to understand? Are women really this dense? I mean before I found this site I didn’t think so but the more I speak to women on here the more I realize having a valid discussion with one will always end in an argument that is skewed, confused and bears no resemblance to the original issue.
Save the argument ‘IT’S OKAY TO BE A WHORE’ for your ladies tea and book club. Or for your weekly get together to discuss ‘Sex in the city’.
You people disgust me.
- Sgt. Reyes
Abby, you’re fighting a losing battle. You’re not going to get through to any of these guys. Save it for the men who don’t have boyfriends.
And all this spoken from wives of Battalion commanders. At that strata of the military you’ve got servants working for you. You call that stressful?
Please.
- Sgt Reyes
Histrionics from Abby. Even though Helua fully agrees with our reasoning she tells Abby not to sweat us, even though we are right? Woman logic in full view. Protect the herd.
Abby, while you don’t appreciate the Karma comment, it would be high irony would it not? I already told you to go away for your own good and dissected your argument with precision.
Think of all the heartless bitches who fuck their soldiers over. What if one was a driver of a command car who was thinking about how his faithless wife fucked him over and didn’t see the IED?
Its your duty to yourself and your husband to make sure the women there know that it is better to support their husbands than go to coffee klatches thinly disguised as wives clubs.
If you want politically correct sympathy, ivillage has your number. If you want the truth and what is good long term for yourself, your husband and your kids, stick around and actually try to understand.
… and of course you can’t compare the two. There is NO COMPARISON. You have your cushy little life here. We have our hardcore day in and day out life over there. Well, not so much for the officers but for the everyday grunt it’s quite a bit different.
… and military women? They’re not allowed in combat so they’ll never know either.
- Sgt. Reyes
Which if you were listening to anything I said at all, mike is prior service and I am still active reserve. I have been there and I know what it’s like and cheating military wives will always be an issue.
Lets make this really clear for you. I WAS OVER THERE!
Anything of value you want to add?
- Sgt. Reyes
You can’t compare the wives and their husbands…they are different worlds. The military men/women definately have it harder, hands down. I mean, from what I have heard from my bf it is not easy for women either, it takes a lot but you can’t sit there and tell a bunch of military ppl how hard you have it when they were the ones over there.
Agreed. It’s kind of like a guy sitting in the hospital lobby after his wife delivers. Then acting like he was the one that went through all the pain.
Oh and mike; lets not laugh at the screamingly laughable comparison of ‘emotional trauma and hard work’ she speaks of in comparison to the REAL trauma and back-breaking duties we have in the service both here and overseas.
Compare? You gotta be shitting me!
- Sgt. Reyes
If anything they have it easier than most women. Maybe not the bullshit emotional part but easier in that they never have to work a day in their lives. Once married to military personnel the job is over. They are on full benefits from the husband as are their children. They are put into military housing (free housing). The husbands often times create a joint account and being as it’s nearly impossible to spend money overseas the bulk of the finances stays here in a bank and the wife will have total access to it.
I have seen men come back from deployment being forced to sign divorces with the majority of their hard-earned combat pay and cash having already been withdrawn from their banks and the woman has spent it on Victoria’s secret or Frederick’s outfits to whore it out to a Man stateside.
It’s despicable.
It’s disgusting.
It’s fact.
- Sgt. Reyes