Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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Cody, you started off with the lame ass insults. We responded in kind. Live with it and suck it up. Either you learn from this site or you don’t. We don’t care what you feel. Thats womanly.
It’s actually a felony already but I would agree with you as long as they knew the woman was married. It doesn’t always happen like that. People who lie to their spouses don’t always tell the truth to their lovers.
As long as we’re dragging people into the streets and shooting them, lets shoot the shitbird Marines and soldiers who have sex with other Marines and soldiers wives while they’re away.
Just so you know that’s not a threat from me just something you should be wary of while openly insulting hundreds of readers.
“Personal Quote from Cody Logan: The Internet is like sex: you gotta be protected.”
Like not leaving a website up telling everyone where you live? You might want to change what it says before you piss off to many more anonymous people who may or may not also live near McMahon. Was that important enough for you?
Generally speaking, I rarely do. Most insults I hurl are for amusing fun, rather than vitriol. That doesn’t change the fact some peoples base obtuseness doesn’t get under my skin. Only two or three have managed that trick with any success, and usually been after all attempts at rational conversation have been rendered futile. Feeding trolls is a game I try to avoid. This doesn’t change the fact that some of the regular posters are fed up with obtuse conversation, and expect nothing of any quality from femme posters after months, perhaps years of trying. So their patience level is considerably thinner than my own.
Also, I do not view your idea of insulting a group to see how they react as being a valid method of judging them. It’s rather puerile in fact. It breeds hostility where there was otherwise none to begin with, and it’s entirely of your own initiation. I suggest you test that method of “group assessment” by walking up to a cluster of off duty policemen and shouting insults at them, or perhaps a gathering of some ethnic minority, and see how well your assessment stands you then. Frankly I think they’d be justified in whatever they do. After all, you would have instigated it.
By the way Cody, you are the one stooping to insults first. I checked.
Cody, that is the biggest load of psycho babble bullshit I have heard since my last girlfriend was trying to explain why horoscopes were true.
We are men. You poke us with a stick, were bringing knives. You bring guns, we bring cannons.
Trolls are inconsequential and part of the reason I come here, to hone my skills. I ignore the obvious trolls of course. But if you come here insulting me, prepare to get both barrels.
Who exactly cares what anyone else thinks about what they care about what we stand for? Not men.
Do the guys who jump in the frozen lakes care? Hell no, they just want to get in cold water when it is cold outside. You insult them and I bet they would smash your face in.
Now be good and run off if you have a vagina. If you have a penis, why not stick around and read some comments and other articles, they are brilliant.
Stooping to the level of those insults doesn’t help anything. If you really want to put yourself above petty insults, simply ignore them. Don’t feed the trolls. That way, you hold the high ground.
The easiest way to judge a group is to insult them and see how they react. A group with nothing solid to stand on will take offense and respond likewise. A group that really cares about what they stand for will defend themselves without resorting to dirty tactics.
Some are simply outraged by the daemonisation to the point where spurious small penis and gay insults by the myriad of women whom troll through result in a backlash of the same kind. There’s very little point in debating with a woman of such low intellect and social awareness that all they can contribute to the discussion are base insults that makes no point beyond the apparent fact she is disgusted that men are still permitted to speak. So, such women are rapidly dealt with on the only level they have demonstrated being able to communicate on.
If you truly hate the demonisation of men in society, then I suggest you stop white knighting and begin thinking. Ask yourself: Are you able to reverse the trend on your own? Do you wish to endure it for the rest of your life and see your children bred into such an environment?
One thing women do have over men is that they’re prepared to group together and defend each other. So long as men continue to believe they can battle out their life on their own, or worse still, join the waves of women denigrating free speech that doesn’t suit their agenda, things will never change.
Men must unite in order to put pressure on politicians to reverse the trend of bias toward women. Or suffer the future for their lack of action.
Hey, everyone has their cause. I’m not insulting you guys for fighting in what you believe in. It’s the baseless name-calling that gets me. It’s hard to make your beliefs seem valid if you can’t defend them without attacking anyone who disagrees. Oddly enough, white supremacists are the same way.
Zardoz, you seem like a reasonable person. I’ve got nothing against true equality. I hate how men have been demonized in society, too, but it seems that most of the commenters here would rather deal with that by bashing every woman they can. How that helps establish equality is beyond me.
We can believe that society needs to change it’s views away from the daemonisation of men and restore the balance of equality under law.
That’s worth fighting for.
You can’t believe in facts. They are self-evident. Men are better than women.
-Dick
Has anyone else noticed the number of people that call us losers for “having nothing better to do” than to fight for something we believe in, that themselves have “nothing better to do” than to troll forums in order to “piss people off.”
Today’s winner of The Biggest Loser: Cody the self proclaimed (lmfao) genius.
No way! I’d have never guessed. I didn’t say I didn’t know what it was, dumbass. I said it was the stupidest word I’ve ever heard. I suspect it’s only used by people who are obviously projecting.
I’ll fuck off when someone important tells me to, not when some whiny little pissant with an ego bigger than his penis tells me to.
A mangina is a man (or a pretend man) with a vagina, otherwise hereafter referred to as a Cody.
Your welcome. Now fuck off.
Ha, you guys are pathetic. Can’t find anything better to do than call my character into question? Oh, I can’t stop laughing. “Mangina”? What kind of stupid-ass word is that?
Seriously, if any of you had any modicum of intelligence, you’d realize my sole mission on this pitiful site is to piss you off. Lucky for me, I don’t have to try very hard. You’re all so insecure, you make my job easier than sandblasting a soup cracker. Heh.
I’ll give you credit for not being total idiots, though. At least you keep the fight here instead of dragging onto other sites like other asswipes I’ve dealt with. Keep the insults where they’ll actually be put up, right?
In answer to Sgt. Reye’s question: No, I can’t bring anything “useful” to this debate because it’s nothing more than a pissing contest among holdovers from the 19th century. I don’t swing that way, sorry.
Yeah. Fuck it.
You want the truth, stick around, shut the fuck up and learn. You want PC junk, fuck off.
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No, you can thank us, bitch, for your ability to say and wear what you do and not get your fucking head chopped off! That’s what happens if you act uncivil in any of those countries - I’m fairly certain you wouldn’t last too long. Oh, and this bitch actually thinks she’s a god just because she watched a shitty 30-minute special on new-age spirituality.
Perhaps there’s a reason that the kids would be better off with your cock-addicted friend’s husband than with her or even them as a couple when he gets back. It has something to do with the fact that her vagina is a revolving man-door. And woman-door, if she’s ‘open-minded’ enough. Say, does she dress like a slut and have any tattoos on her too? You’ve got your answer scarred right in your retinas, then, honeybuns!
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Cody? You need to stop posting on SA, man, people don’t seem to like you there.