Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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You are all faggots. LMAO. If woman are so cunning, please do us all a favor, go fuck one another.
Your mother must be very proud of you! Someone has seriously hurt you! Of all the idiotic, stupid, out of hell ridicules things to say!!!! You must be related to the Clintons to have that kind of attitude. You really believe what your saying, don’t ya…I have news for you buddy, by the time you wake up and smell the coffee, there won’t be a female on this earth that will have you, so prepare to die alone!
It’s always the smallest dogs barking about intelligence and obvious things.
I am Nathaniel Dollars wife. To that asshole who said something to my husband. You dont even know me!!!! When I met my husband I was a virgin, thats right I never had sex, we met when I was 20, and we got married before WE even had sex, because I believe thats what you should do. I have never cheated on him, and I never would. Nathan is my LIFE, and our son is MY LIFE!!! I cant believe there is a website so ignorant like this one. I dont care if my husand goes over seas for 10 years,I would never be unfaithful to him, because I LOVE HIM!!! Just because some women cheat, doesn’t mean they all do. Their are people that have morals. What about the men that cheat, is that okay for them?? Im not even going to waste my time here, this site is over flowing with iggnorance.
My wife doesn’t go out she stays home. Has the house clean everyday, has dinner cooked every night. All you men are stupid, and you are all in denial. Some women are bad, but so are some men. I cant believe this website even exists, it is so stupid. Didn’t we get over this in like caveman times??? Do all you men actually think every single woman cheats??? Give me a breal, are you saying your moms, and sisters are cheaters? You are all so ignorant. Just so you know my wife is extramly happy with our marriage, I will tell her about this site, and she can come on here and tell you herself. She has never cheated, and I would never cheat on her. There are some people who do take their vows very serious.
You know you’re just making Americans look good right?
i want to make a comment about wives sleeping with other men while there men are at war that maybe true but dont say those men dont sleep around while they are away i have alot of friends in the army they are not innocent
What British sterotype?? (ARBALEST) oh right what was i thinking you mean that we all drink tea, that we all live in London,have bad teeth,that we are all intelligent?? I suppose you think we English (NOT BRITISH U CUNT) are all well spoken polite and romantic,charming,,,bitch you’ve been watching to many hugh grant films you stupid bint,,but i suppose you cant be blamed you are only a woman after all. We English have a sterotype about you American sluts, FAT,LAZY,THICK,WHORES,CHEATS,MONEY HUNGRY,FAKE TITS,BLEACHED HAIR,NO MORAL VALUES,SHIT IN BED,…oh shit thats not right its not a stereotype ITS TRUE…hahahahah…lol…SUCK MY HAIRY JIZZ FRIDGE.
First of all (NATHANIEL DOLLER) Shes a wonderful wife because shes getting porked by other men and enjoying it while your away oblivious in your own dream world like you seem to be in, And secondly you retard, just because she takes good care of her children doesnt mean shes not working her way through every man she comes across!!! you tit,. 3rd groucho marx once said “if you want to know if a woman is honest with you then ask her, if she says “yes” then you know shes a liar” You need to seriously wake up you wanker, i bet she kicks the fuck out of you and beats you up if you question where shes been and shit like that, your a pussy whipped faggot, knobjockey, shirtlifter,, ive worked you out, your either a complete liar who just wants women to respond to your comment and think “ooo he sounds like a nice guy, his wife is a lucky man”,,,or you are married but your a rectum raider and gets all the satisfaction you need with hairy arses in the army,, while shes doing the same at home while your away (perfect marrage) JUST WAIT TILL SHE COMES TO YOU ONE DAY AND SAY’S IM LEAVING YOU ,TAKING THE KIDS ,THE HOUSE, THE CAR ETC,,,THEN I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR PATHETIC DRIVEL …Lastly women cheat 3 times more than men do but the get away with it YOU KNOW WHY???..Because they are DEVIOUS,CUNNING,SLY,SCHEMING,PLOTTING WHORES, that plan everything before cheating,,,so what does that say about women eh!!! At least when a man cheats its just a shag usualy there is no thought in it,,but with women its premeditated. Yes its me the English guy reply please do id love to hear what written txt you will write you cretin.Bring it on bumboy.Damn all that typing has made me hungry and thirsty,im off to have a cup of tea and crumets what,what,what, old bean,,jolly hockey sticks..hahahahahaha.
Personally, I am a man who thinks that this site, and everything you do is ridiculous. I am married to a wonderful woman. Honestly, I think the men on here who have so many problems with women i because you ended up with a dishonest one. Their are good ones out there. My wife is a wonderful wife, and mother. Also, all these post about women hating sex, and hating guns. First off, my wife and I have a wonderful sex life. I met her in the military, and she had no problem with guns, she even carries one in her car. I have been stationed over seas, and seen so many different military men cheating on their wives back home! I think that is terrible, when your wife sits at home worrying about if you are going to come back alive, raising the kids on her own, and you are over their sleeping with other people. Men can be just as bad as women. Any man on this website, talking down about your wives, you are all insecure and ignorant. Just because their are women out their who lie and cheat, doesn’t mean they all do. There are men that lie and cheat also.
Hahahaha…
Yes we’re all ugly.
Your all a bunch of fucking men-idiots. There isn’t a damn thing that you could do that I or any other woman couldn’t do - BETTER.
Reality check: If it weren’t for us women your sorry man-asses wouldn’t even be here. We ultimately choose to bring your sorry asses into existence. To feed you. To care for you, until you grow into unappreciative man-pricks because you can’t keep a fucking girlfriend to save your pathetic man-lives.
As for the cheating - men cheat just as much if not more than women. Why? Because most men think with their dicks and NOT their minds. I am happily married with 2 children at age 22 and have never even fathomed cheating on my husband. Just because you men can’t keep a date, let alone please a woman, I guess you think it’s “cool” to blame it all on us. Let’s face it though ~ The harsh reality is that your just a bunch of ugly, sad, limp-dicked, butt-faced men who blame women for hating sex, but really we just can’t stomach your ugly, dumb asses. You claim to teach chauvinism to men, but I think you all really need to take lessons on how to please a woman from my husband. That would solve most of your dumb-ass problems.
At least he’s a good speller.
So much for that british gentleman stereotype eh?
I agree that women who’s men are risking thier lives should not cheat i mean that go’s without saying, but what all you thick as fuck Americans are forgetting is that its YOU and YOUR goverment that started the fucking war in the first place and then talk about fighting for freedom,,American scumfucks,Yes im English and therefore 100 times more intelligent than any of you,and i suppose your screaming at the screen while reading this “how dare you you limey you would be talking german if it wasnt for us” hahahahahahahah well thats the typical response ive come to expect from you cretins,first of all you were asked at the beginning of ww2 for your help and you told us to fuck off basiclly then when you DID join it was only coz of the japs bombing pearl harbour and even then you were years to late joining and you were useless anyway. You are the thickest fattest laziest and most hated country in the world,,and no before you all say ITS NOT COZ OTHER COUNTRIES ARE JELEOUS. i mean what the fuck is their to be jeleous of?? By the way your skanky amercan women are the most vein money hungry self obsessed whores in the world….ps september the 11th hahahahahahahaha…and before you say about the bombings in london WELL at least WE caught them all quickly unlike you dozy stupid up your own arse country…MUSLIMS ARE NOT THE THREAT TO THE WORLD ,,,,ITS YOU ,,AMERICANS.
That’s right, women should NOT be serving in the military. After all, China does not have a million “woman” army, do they? No. They have a million -MAN- army because they know better. They keep 2 or 3 of them handy for reproduction inbetween fighting, making rice, and praying to buddah.
But on that note…if they really DID want to conquer the US they wouldn’t do it through warfare. Instead, they’d just send their well-trained women over here to breed with the men and make little half-chineses for them to rule a few hundred years down the road collectively.
We’ll all be playing video games and shooting fireballs from our fingertips one day. Hopefully by then, if a woman gets out of hand we can cook them extra-crispy for their disobedience. Are you with me China? USA, can you dig it? ;)
Until that day comes, just say NO to women pretending they can handle men’s roles.
It will be a cold day in hell when women can keep up with men.
Why not? If the woman can keep up with the men why would it matter…?
A woman shouldn’t be in the army.
-Dick
What if it’s a woman in the army and her husband/boyfriend cheats on her…shouldnt’ he be shot too?