Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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November 29th, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 6964c4c40c0c5
Where are all the venomous, useless, uneducated Harpies to agrue and bitch about this valid point(s)?
November 29th, 2007 at 9:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
The girly-girls never confront an actual point. Note how they tip-toe around the topic in their 9″ heels. Resist the temptation to point out that a superficial, petty lifestyle does not coincide with superiority - if it’s that important to them, they can go to the forums to check it out.
The reason is, in my view, that this place is not the girly-girl’s Barbie Castle but rather a place where anyone can voice their views on a single article. It forces patience on them, just as they attempt to force the view that slicking untested lead-based paints on your nails is somehow enjoyable.
Nobody likes ‘getting their nails dun.’ Perhaps sitting upright and still for one millisecond in your vacant life, a chance to actually pretend to be a working citizen. But then, there are many true-to-form exercises and lifestyles to achieve basic relaxation - those whose audience does not tend to consist solely of state-sponsored teen mommies.
Ugh, I went on again. Well, anyways, post your voice here and the forum is the place where you go to have pure, unadulterated man-talk with your fellows. Black, white, Asian, First Nation - we all know what we’re talking about, we all know what it’s like to be judged and stalked by a egocentric crowd of girly-girls. Unfortunately, on a fundamental level, the neurodiverse peoples these girls demonize as a part of their lifestyle are actually far more profound than the whores ever will be.
Christ, in this day and age girly-girls who complain of stereotype threat and angst from those tit implants end up getting their IQ scores pushed up. Disgusting, superficial, egocentric, unlikeable, and petty.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Once again, though, sign up at the forums.
Dick’s site is getting record traffic so it just doesn’t make sense to attempt any interpersonal discourse in the free speech zone. Rather, we can appreciate our right to discuss our understanding without having to scream over girly-girls who can’t stop talking about their periods and orgasms.
I find it very, very difficult to pity any self-inflicted suffering. If you starve yourself, I’m just glad that you didn’t waste good food by barfing it up. Might’a saved an ‘African Woman (see: E!)’ with that undigested food, honey!
November 29th, 2007 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
@ The Hammer: Lol, we have quite a couple of physics major.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 35859a888f768
Give me a god damn vagina; I wanna yell at it!
November 29th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
I guess I’ll be the first “harpy” to argue this.
@ Dick- This article is one of the most shockingly hateful and ridiculous on the site. I agree completely that women who cheat on their husbands in the military are disgusting, selifsh, sluts, and I’d even go so far as to call them evil.
But cheating on absolutely anyone isn’t even a crime, let alone a crime punishable by death. Is there any, and I mean ANY situation where you would advocate killing a man for cheating on his wife? Is there any situation where you’d advocate even jail time or any other punishment for a man who cheats? I doubt it, and in fact, you justify it when men cheat. I haven’t heard you advocate execution for rapists, either, and rape is a worse crime than cheating.
If you ever read on a feminist website, “Men who cheat on their pregnant wives should be executed/castrated/whatever else”, you’d go off about how man-hating and violent and fascist whoever said it was, and you’d be right. But you advocate death for women who cheat on their husbands in the military. You’re no better than the violent, crazy, hateful feminists you depise so much.
And your argument that military wives cheating causes battles to be lost is laughable. So if a soldier’s friend or family member or whatever else yells at him, insults him, whatever, they should be executed because he became angry or upset and messed up something on a mission? Please.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Men who don’t cheat are already subject to jail time. Why lengthen their sentence?
-Dick
November 29th, 2007 at 10:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Welcome aboard. The girly-girls make every single mature woman who understands the importance of the soul over superficial appearance…
At times make me wish we could at least uninvent a few of our awesome creations. If oil was more difficult to get to, we’d be riding motorcycles everywhere! How great would that be, nothing but soviet-styled minicars - with American spirit - and motorcycles as far as the eye could see.
No giant tankers clogging up our clean streets or strip-mining or irresponsible mothers.
I love what we have - I love the computer, the internet - so much information instantly transmitted! We could use this as a tool to force us to understand when it’s time to fight and when we should just fuck off other people’s business. Being a man is about breaking things, but it’s also about building them back up better than before.
Oh, and you’d better fucking believe that I know the world would be a better place without nuclear power of any kind. It just disrupts our great cycle - you raze a city, you build a new one. People do horrible things to each other, but if everybody sucks it up and presses onwards, the scars are but a faint reminder and the landscape is pristine within 10 years or so, forested in 50.
Well, that’s my take on things. The men - and women, I love Frankenstein and understand the importance of a stable family - who do great things are brilliant. I just hate to see how they end up turning out. If I know of a great thing, I’ll invent it. I’m man, it’s what I do. I don’t huddle and wonder if everyone will like it and whether it will put the candle-makers out of business. They sort that out themselves, and perhaps a few karma-building peeps could reach out and help them to ‘get with the times’ - in the right sense.
I mean, some things have gotten better, many have gotten worse. I wouldn’t want to lose those great inventions, but I do feel the pain when I see people being harassed over small, petty things.
We’re too fucking sensitive and weak - say what you will about life expectancy, many places exist in which it was longer until the diseases and pestilence arrived.
But then there’s space - and how I love that prospect. And decoding the mind. Ran on again, I’ll probably rephrase this as a topic - I’ll probably try to post new topics once or twice a week at most.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: e4e9b7b698b25
Too true Dick. Because of the whole problem that if you go to another country and you’re stuck there, your wife probably will start fucking others. So I was thinking maybe getting married after I dont my time, if I ever do do it.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b4cf760cb6f51
And your argument that military wives cheating causes battles to be lost is laughable. So if a soldier’s friend or family member or whatever else yells at him, insults him, whatever, they should be executed because he became angry or upset and messed up something on a mission? Please.
So if hostages are killed because a soldier is too pissed off at his wife to focus, it’s laughable? What about if a soldier can detect a bomb in time and gets killed? Or if he’s so mad at his wife goes insane and kills some random girl because she looked too much like said wife? A soldier needs complete focus to do his job, the least the wife can do is stay faithful. Come on, did you even think that statement through or were you too busy complaining? Cheating on a soldier and causing countless lives to be lost is much worse then rape.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 35859a888f768
Alex I disagree. It’s a question of moral. I personally overheard phone calls while waiting in line of soldiers having to deal with infidelity. Having to talk in public in a room with 20 phones about something so personal and embarrassing. At least these guys have time to cool down a little. The ones that don’t find out till they get home, that’s another story. There are accounts of guys beating the bitch and smoking the dude. Fuck they even smoke her too in some cases. With every action there is a reaction, and to serve time in the desert just to lose your cool when you get home? Is it justice to send those soldiers to prison?
What I am trying to say here is, when your life is sucking and your out there, sometimes a man needs to lean on his wife a little; you know, think about the future. Shit, that’s all you have. Soldiers grow more attached during deployments; I know I did. What do women do? Well you already know the answer to that.
It comes down to the welfare of our soldiers; If you ever been cheated on, the you would know what I am talking about. Think about your dreams for the future and that money you are saving for your first house. Those are the things that are thought about at night before bed. Fuck it, kill them. Thats what I say.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:36 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
It’s treason.
Military wives are paid for a purpose. When they sabotage that purpose, they’re committing treason.
The death penalty for treason is not my opinion, it’s law.
-Dick
November 29th, 2007 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Fucking manly!! So true, the laws of nature - Cause and effect.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
@ Arbelest- My point was that a soldier could become angry, upset, or distracted for a million different reasons. (Though, yeah, being cheated on is a lot worse than, say, being yelled at or insulted). But we can’t execute everyone who somehow upsets a soldier which may or may not affect a mission. In a life-or-death situation, I think the urgency of the situation would push marital problems to the back of one’s mind to begin with. And upsetting a soldier, which MAY inadveratently result in deaths if the husband can’t keep his cool, is not as bad as purposefully causing someone harm by raping them.
@ Dick- From what’s been said here, my understanding is that military wives aren’t paid, soldiers with families are just paid more for the purpose of supporting their families (correct me if I’m wrong). If this is so, it isn’t as if the government is actually paying her to help her husband fight better.
The wife wouldn’t be doing anything to intentionally sabatoge battles. She’d be doing something extemely immoral and nothing more. I know how you feel about women in the military, but if a man cheated on his soldier wife, and she fucked up something in her job because of it, I know you would not be advocating the husband be killed. You’d commend him for cheating on his ‘masculine’ wife, and you’d blame the wife for letting her emotions get in the way of her responsibilities.
This is a matter of you going from just condemning sluts (which is perfectly reasonable) to advocating for their death in certain instances. It’s a disturbing switch.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e6ba79dac440
Lets broaden the range here.
Im tired of all these woman that marry up and coming successful businessmen, doctors, surgeons, etc etc, or military types, policeman, firefighters because they like a man in uniform.
Then what do they do…..”you never have time for me….you’re always busy”
Thats right bitch, Im busy making the money that you married me for in the first place. You knew I was going to be a doctor….what the fuck did you think I would be doing. And by the way, Im sorry if you think saving peoples lives is something I should put on hold to give you some cuddles.
You knew my career when you met me, you married me, and now you complain…..how fucking stupid are you. Havn’t you watched enough daytime crap movie dramas with other whining woman to realize what my job actually entails.
Ladies….you made your fucking bed, now lay in it.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Do never marry, that will save you a ton of grief.
American women are great for sportfucking but make terrible wives.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5eb132e4a1bde
I’d prefer stripping them naked, strapping a parachute on their backs, and then airdropping them into enemy territory.
The Taliban wouldnt know whether to thank us or curse us. Incoming infidel slut at 12 o’clock.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c3f4aca5f9a
I was deployed overseas for 2+ years. I had $50 a month to live on for whatever I needed (toothpaste, soap, shaving gear), my ex-wife got the remainder of my pay to take care of herself and kids. She spent every last red cent taking every guy she could to bed, party like she was a queen. All of it while my kids lost their house, their belongings, anything that was sacred to them. While Im overseas I lose my “quals” to do my job because my command thinks Im unstable due to all of the debt she created and situations she caused. I was “punished” because of her decisions and actions. Ive seen it happen countless times in all branches of service. Its sickening what the divorce rate is after the “Guys” get home, how many wives cheated, ran up the bills, created thousands of dollars in debt,,then have the audacity to say ” I want a divorce and alimony”.
After everything I went thru,
Still took me another 4 years after I got out to get custody of my kids, which Ive had for over 8 years.
The military will and does remove active duty personnel from the field due to situations regarding spouses, when they know about it!! I agree with Dick, they should be held accountable for their actions. Throw em in jail till the husbands get home, force em to wear a chastity belt, make em stand in the center of the base in front of everyone wearing a sign saying what they did, have their name and photo printed in the paper like a criminal.
Im just sick and tired of women Boo-Hooing all the time thinking it will get them whatever they want.
Welcome to the “Revomanlution”!!!!
WOMEN!! You are now being put on Notice!!
Courts dont hand over custody anymore, you have to prove your worthy of it! More and More Men are getting custody of their kids and guess what? That means YOU pay child support!!
Women DO NOT have this unquestionable right to do whatever the hell they want and get away with it Anymore!!!
Its because MEN are stepping up to the plate, be prepared for a Fuckin Home Run of Manly Colossal Size!!
Grow the Fuck Up OR Get the Fuck Out!!
November 29th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Zaphod, you are a man and a patriot.
-Dick
November 29th, 2007 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35859a888f768
YEAH, I LIKE THIS GUY! welcome aboard Zaphod!