Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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FUCKEN RIGHTS! i had my bitch cheat and leave me for another guy when i was in Afghan. Not something you want to hear out there, messes with your mind soo much and to think i was going to propose to her when i got back. If girlfriends and wifes want to act like whores, we might as well start treating all women as whores.
The main post is a disgrace to men everywhere. You treat the threat of violence as law and you expect loyalty where you show none in the first place. You are the greatest troll I have ever read. You have lowered my station as a man down to that of a lowlife bully by association to your writings.
You deserve only the worst women as that is what you expect out of life. You show no respect and therefore deserve none. If the battle is lost because a man cracks over a his shitty choosing of a wife, then you aren’t man enough for the mission.
And let’s be straight most of you aren’t even married are you? No. These are girlfriends cheating on you; not wives. Fly by night romances that sours as you show your true colors while you’re on leave fucking whores and justifying it with brother in arms oaths.
The AIDS you bring home to your sweetie will be passed on to your children and you will watch them slowly wither and die in your arms.
You, like most of the other men who disagree with Dick, are a woman.
So STFU and GTFO.
Threats of violence is against the law and you won’t find Dick advocating it. You will, however find lot and lots and lots of women doing it. Don’t believe me? Check out the hatemale section.
Respect is earned not inherent, women don’t even know what respect is so they get none from me.
All women are the worst and we bang them all the time, thanks for the vote of confidence.
Dick advocates not getting married so I don’t see how you could mean that as an insult.
Maybe the STUPID SOLDIER shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place.
Oh that’s right, a man’s only purpose is to plant his seed.
I don’t know if I’d say death penalty but it would most certainly should be considered treason. Which would lead to the death penalty.
well if thats so, all men who cheat deserve the fucking death penalty.
you CUNT.
Joseph, you are definitely a stupid woman who hasn’t learned her place yet. Men cheat because women aren’t doing their job pleasing them! Women cheat because they’re ungrateful whores!
My wife cheated on me while I was serving in the military about one or two years ago. I served my country, and I was looking forward to coming home to a loving wife and kids. But what I came home to is my wife with nothing but a towel on, and a guy waiting on the bed I had bought for us.
I know at least someone will say, men cheat too. Yes we do, but not most of us.
I want to know, why? Why do women so desire to cheat?
You can call me a homosexual, or a ‘women hater’. But I haven’t insulted a women at all in my post. And I am still a heterosexual
do you think she deserves the death penalty..? cause that is fucking extreme.
No, that is exactly what she, and a lot of other women deserve.You think otherwise because you grew with those kind of women and maybe even because you ARE a woman.Specifically, one of THOSE women.
@ jenifer
You are missing the point. the problem is that women always set standards like for ex what cheating is what it’s not and in the end one would have to be an idiot to follow these standards, besides women don’t believe the half of the stuff they are saying and if men tell women what they want to hear they are labaled by all women internationally without any exceptions as “nice guys” = “lovable idiots”.
Now my Q 2U would you like to be a lovable idiot guy yourself??? I guess not, so there is your answer.
Marriage has become a bad custom anyway. Used to be when my grand parents were young people stayed married. You made it work no matter what. The woman did her part and the man did his part. 80 years later they are still together. As much as old people sex disturbs me I have to respect people that see a marriage through. That takes steel nerves!
Now days though marriage is trivial. A divorce can happen anytime and no one cares. Because “breaking up” is so easy people don’t even fucking try. Also if a guy pays thousands for a ring, certificate, and ceremony, + continues to offer support his woman should damn well stay with him. Talk about having one expensive whore put you in the poor house if she suddenly breaks the knot! Marriage today is the same as dating. Prostitution made legal. Why do men have to pay heaps of cash to keep a girl? Why can’t two people just screw, love each other, and pull equal weight? I don’t know why but it really sucks.
For women who have men in the military they SHOULD be loyal. Their husbands are out there fighting and giving their lives to make things safe on the home front. If a woman can bring herself to cheat on or abandon her husband leaving him with nothing when he returns it is a horrible psychological mind fuck that is worse than killing him. So yes they should be punished severely.
Now if say that same husband fucked 1,000 other women I take the above statement back.
But for those of you who believe every single marine and sailor is an unfaithful tramp that is pretty damn sexist too so don’t be casting rocks here until you look at yourselves in the mirror.
Because women’s work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we’re the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it’s our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos and if we don’t we’re frigid and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a “real” man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we’re selfish and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and “unfeminine” and if we don’t we’re typical weak females and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man and if we don’t we’re unnatural and because we still can’t get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion and…for lots of other reasons we are part of the women’s liberation movement.
Because you’re everything and nothing — because you’re a contradiction — you’re part of the women’s liberation movement? Liberation from what? From reality? You are what you are — you can’t liberate yourself from yourself.
FINALLY!!!! A WOMAN UNDERSTANDS!!!!!! drum rolls please
Ok, quick note. A man who is dieing for his country should come home and be able to start kicking ass like he used to. If his consistent poon goes awry while he’s gone, he can’t focus on the important things, such as progress.
If consistent poon has gone awry whilst hero is overseas, defending her life and liberty (and she’s probably spending his paycheck too)… I say the poon has lost its right to keep living. Whatever that soldja boy does after his return most have been post-traumatic stress. Personally, I think he should get an extremely hot ‘therapist’ to help him ‘work’ through it.
Chris, You’re an ignorant douche. Die please.
Aw come on. You can do better than that.
Which part didn’t you understand?
This site is disgusting. You obviously had your heart broken by a woman, have a small dick and a pea brain. Get a life freak.
First off, Navy wife, husband is currently across the country in school learning what to do for his new rate.
I’ve read some things from this website to him over the phone, and we both get a kick out of how true so much of it is when women are looked at as a whole. And, personally, tired of the whole one can live without the other argument. If all women were gone, where would you get the eggs? Who would carry them? And women, who the fuck would provide that sperm and (for many women) pay for your fat ass to sit around and do nothing all day? FFS.
Now, the job of a military wife is much harder than the job of a regular wife. Some have even used this as an excuse to cheat (dumb bitches.) Before, I have hung around other military couples and when the husbands were off standing around the fire pit, a few of the women next to me chit chatted about who else they were sleeping with and how dumb their husbands were for not noticing. Can’t deny how much I wanted to choke the shit out them. I ended up going and standing with my husband and the other guys because I couldn’t handle the sluttery (for lack of a better word.)
We military wives must support our husbands because of the extremely important jobs they have to do. I do have to agree, how could a poor guy focus when he’s wondering what STD his slut of a wife will give him when he gets home?
Me? I don’t cheat on him in ANY form, despite men coming onto me at random places. (Closest thing to cheating is a dildo that is the same size as he is.) I bake him cookies and mail them to him, along with things like mixed nuts, trail mix, hershey bars, deck of cards, that sorta thing. I keep the house neat, tidy, and organized and take care of our two pets. I don’t spend money (outside of necessities like food and bills) without speaking to him, and him to me. Military wives like me (and wives in general) are pretty fucking rare. That has come straight from husbands mouth.
Finally, judging as a whole, yep, men are better than women. Most women really are whores, and thats the reason I don’t really like most women. But I don’t hate all women. Some are nice and know how to keep dicks out of their various orifices when in a relationship. Is it not a good idea to judge people individually rather than as a whole? Or both I suppose.
You should teach army wife classes or something, you’re awesome.
Hi I am married to a Marine and have been for almost 9 years, we have 3 amazing little boys, and I am a stay at home mom going to college. Well I have been completely faithful to my husband and I know that there are women out there that have the tendency to cheat or hoe around or what not.. But I have never and woud never cheat on my spouse.. But what if the tables are turned and you MILITARY husband cheats on you is that exceptable? Well my husband did it to me not once but twice, and maybe there is more that he just hasnt told me about.. Cant men be judged in the same way you all are judging us women.. out of 100% of the military wives I would say a good 40% cheat, and out of the men I would say about 60% cheat.. I know a lot of men, that have cheated on their wives. So Im just saying its not only women out there that fuck up its the men too..
Jennifer…I honestly don’t feel bad for women that get cheated on…I really don’t. Do you know why? They have a choice to leave. Everyone who gets cheated on and chooses to stay, I don’t sympathize for. When men get cheated on, do they stay? Noooo, because they are NOT stupid.
Most women say “Oh, I’m staying for the kids and I still love him.”
So in that case, I feel for no woman when they get cheated on.
@ jenifer
You are missing the point. the problem is that women always set standards like for ex what cheating is what it’s not and in the end one would have to be an idiot to follow these standards, besides women don’t believe the half of the stuff they are saying and if men tell women what they want to hear they are labaled by all women internationally without any exceptions as “nice guys” = “lovable idiots”.
Now my Q 2U would you like to be a lovable idiot guy yourself??? I guess not, so there goes your answer.
“But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.”
Some male soldiers pounce on pussy too when thousands of miles away! Taking care of the home is also important as ‘fighting’ (People should just put the weapons down).
By the way, I think you meant “Can’t Help”
Two way street.
And the soldiers who rape women while away from their wives should also get the death penalty. Two way street.
Actually to prevent all this, just don’t get involved with anyone in the military. Problem solved!
1) Only a complete jackass replies to himself.
2) Soldiers who rape women should get the death penalty - however this is considerably less rare than the women who cheat on their spouses. I imagine if you killed every woman who cheated on her soldier spouse, no one would get involved with anyone in the military.
Hi.
My friend is a soldier and his wife cheated on him while he was away. Should I shoot her? Thanks in advance.
were you the one she cheated with :P
by the way yes she should be killed, and also track down the asshole and ask him if he knew that she was the wife of a soldier
Talk about cheating Marine wives, I wonder if they still have the “Bucket Club” at Camp LeJune. My best friend was stationed there during Viet Nam. I visited him and he showed me around the base and the town of J-ville. On the base, the practice was widely known and apparently accepted that a woman who’s husband was not around would stick a plastic bucket over the outside water spigot, meaning she was up for sex. My friend never got into it, but has later kicked himself for being so naive and innocent. I’m not sure if this qualifies as “cheating” as it was “in house” and openly tolerated and accepted. Comments?
Your fucking right they should be put to death. It’s bad enough cheating on a man when he’s not busting his ass so you can spend his money and live in a nice comfy country built by men. Other than death they should be publicly raped and then stoned to death.
I used to date a Marine and he cheated on me. Meanwhile, I was faithful to him for 2 years while he was 800 miles away doing things behind my back. What about that?
A faithful woman? That’s a contradiction in terms. You’re the exception that proves the rule, you frigid cunt.
I like it when guys call me frigid, because I don’t want children! It’s a compliment :D If I was sterile I would be like WOOT!
What did she do to deserve to be called a frigid cunt? It seems like you simply dismiss anyone who questions your worldview with ad hominem attacks.
She lied there.90% of the women who post here about their ’self-examples’ lie.In fact, women in general lie a lot about everything.This is no new thing.While I think that ‘frigid cunt’ is too harsh a way to address her, she should be shut up.That was the best way to do so.
You can only assume that she lied, and you only assume this because she’s female. I would simply leave her statement in the category of anecdotal evidence and ignore it because anecdotal evidence is nearly to completely worthless, rather than make my own unfounded assumption about the truth of the statement. Why should your dissenters be ’shut up’? Allow them to speak, and then choose to accept or deny what they say. Meritless attacks on those with whom you do not agree in the hope that the attack will silence them is the realm of totalitarian systems who know they cannot stand on their own merit.
Haha. Women lie much, much more than men.They do it at every step of their lives.This is no new thing.
I’m not attacking the dissenters without merit, I’m attacking them harshly.If anyone wants to cite personal references on this site, they should not do so.Chances are no one would believe them.And no one really does.Look at more comments, see hoe many women cite more personal examples at almost every step and how almost no men do.
And you should go to any feminist site and see the moderating systems there.Then, you can come in here and talk about silencing the opposition.
But!…but we are too as good as men; I beat my brother at tennis one time when we were in college!
men are better than whimmin at understanding a statistical data SET.
Even if that were true, your individual case proves nothing. You just didn’t get enough attention from some other man. Nothing in the world pisses me off more than when my buddies and I come home and one (or four) of them find out that their wives had been cheating whores AND spent all THEIR hard earned money on themselves and another man. No wonder 7 of you got killed over 3 months here at Bragg back in ‘04. Never fucking cheat on an SF soldier and never spend his fucking money without his permission.
I totally 100% believe this, I come from a small navy town where everyone’s dad is in the navy or the marines and we always hear about how someone’s mom cheated on their dad while they were out to sea. I saw my mom do it, my friends’ moms when I grew up, and now my fellow marine and best friend jake’s wife did it to him recently. It’s just a given, all military wives are whores and need to die. My friend along with everyone else I knew didn’t deserve it and they worry constantly about that shit.