Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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April 16th, 2008 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: cd5fb82ce2b1b
my boyfriend’s ex-wife Is a cheating stealing whore that took all his money and he didnt cheat on her. he was good to her. she cheated on him with a dirty cokehead trash and became engaged to that trash while still married to HER HUSBAND. i think she should be shot for using hes money to support the coke habit of the trash she is engaged to and paying off her car with her husbands money. when he married her she was a good girl and after they got married she decided to work at a strip joint. she knew before she got married what she was getting into. just because he was in iraq for a total of 27 months doesnt mean find a new dick because you want to get laid. use a dildo. I think woman are whores and slut. men are too but come on women learn some self respect. just because a penis is waving hi doesnt mean suck it.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
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April 17th, 2008 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: eb08d83784f42
Sounds to me like the important American companies endorse this site.
Maybe you should go back to your little feminist site hosted in Haiti or where ever and shut the fuck up, eh?
April 17th, 2008 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
How dare slaves call for violence to their masters?
April 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 09a367f363f2c
I was in the army, and I’m married, and I never slept with hookers, stop enforcing stereotypes you picked up in Apocalypse Now, or whatever stupid war movies you watch. The army isn’t about going to Vietnam, getting cheap hookers, and smoking crack, believe it or not. Sure a load of the single guys will go off to strip clubs, or to pubs to pick up women on their time off. The military teaches you real discipline. You don’t just use that disciple in your army life, you find yourself using it outside the army too. Sure, we went out to bars, and yea, a lot of the single guys would go on the pull. But those with a marriage, or a loving woman back home tended to stick together, we’d have a drink or two, maybe have a look around whatever town we happened to be in, then head back to the barracks.
You really need to stop using movies as your basis for your “facts”…
April 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 38fb6838c67e6
April 19th, 2008 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 38fb6838c67e6
April 19th, 2008 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4ac7dc77855f2
While bumping this I also want to thank you for what you do. Also, I want know how many of those guys are in your group, the ones who stick together and go back home.
April 19th, 2008 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 14190f38c5310
My favorite excuse from cheating military wifes is “but i got too lonely”, FUCK THAT!!!! Your man has made the ultimate commitment to you AND his country! If you can’t keep your commitment to him, then you need to be publicly drug into the middle of the base with a sign around your neck stating your a cheating, backstabbing, whore of a wife. And after everyone within a 10 mile radius knows what you did, then we can stick a shotgun barrell down your throat and do your husband the favor of eliminating your ass from HIS world, so when he returns from doing his service he doesn’t have to look at your betraying ass.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: b2e0a81eeb840
How typical, when a guy cheats its a guy “thinking with his dick” but when a woman does it it’s “fulfilling her spiritual needs” or some shit
What a fucking crock of shit man
April 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
The biggest crock shit is us veterans fight to protect politicians who gave these walking voids their ‘rights’.
These desk flying parasites need a lesson in the true nature of power.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 1fb325ec8cf5a
I agree with this take on army wives. My boyfriend is a veteran of the war in Iraq. Given his account of fellow soldiers whose domestic lives were obliterated whilst overseas, I must say that these sex-starved women give us good ones a bad name. Rather than playing the role of whole-hearted supporter, these women give their boyfriends/fiances/husbands reasons to worry when they should be worrying about themselves. It is the role of army “wives” to ensure that their men fight for their lives, NOT worrying about who their wife is screwing around with. If only every man fighting overseas knew that they would come home to the same wife that they left behind, but, unfortunately, not every woman is that virtuous. It’s a shame, really.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 62853546fdd62
Actually, women in the military fucking suck also. They areall usless douchebags who will stop doing their duty in a second if a hard cock presents itself to them.
To women who are considering military service: GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND BAKE ME A PIE! THEN SUCK MY COCK! THAT IS WHAT YOUAR HERE FOR!
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d1489d7cb3e6
I had sex with 3 army guys’ wives while their husbands away in Iraq fighting for the country, and 2 navy wives while their husbands away for 4 month duty in subs. Women cheat more than men do.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Never get married. Don’t live someone else’s dream, live for you and only you. Be greedy, be selfish, be a user - better to reign in hell than serve in hell!
April 24th, 2008 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
My, aren’t you the patriotic one? Deliberately seeking to mess with the lives of military men?
April 25th, 2008 at 12:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460
What if it’s a woman in the army and her husband/boyfriend cheats on her…shouldnt’ he be shot too?
April 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
A woman shouldn’t be in the army.
-Dick
April 25th, 2008 at 1:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460
Why not? If the woman can keep up with the men why would it matter…?
April 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2
It will be a cold day in hell when women can keep up with men.