Comments on: Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:42:09 +0000

I totally 100% believe this, I come from a small navy town where everyone’s dad is in the navy or the marines and we always hear about how someone’s mom cheated on their dad while they were out to sea. I saw my mom do it, my friends’ moms when I grew up, and now my fellow marine and best friend jake’s wife did it to him recently. It’s just a given, all military wives are whores and need to die. My friend along with everyone else I knew didn’t deserve it and they worry constantly about that shit.

By: detached

detached — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:13:26 +0000

Harrison, you might be pregnant. You missed a bunch of periods.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:53:57 +0000

Funny shit. And true with a capital T.

By: DickFan

DickFan — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:35:29 +0000

To Chris:

Yes, you are funny as hell. Don’t stop. Nevertheless, I do miss Commander Scott.

By: Magnolia

Magnolia — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:23:54 +0000

I’ll bid 10 camels, one goat and a really good recipe for couscous.

And actually, Chris, you fucking idiot, I’m the Sarcasticunt who knows that you live in trailer, not DickFan. Wow, you are one fucked up microencephalic APD dimwit.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:56:02 +0000

Well, if you can pretend I live in a trailer park , then I can certainly pretend you’re married.

Right, sweety?

Are you gonna try and tell me you’re not a stupid cunt attention whore too???

Fuck, I’m funny.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: DickFan

DickFan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:34:56 +0000

To Chrismeister:

I’m not married, honeybunny. 10 camels?

By: Magnolia

Magnolia — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:25:50 +0000

Chris, you fucking idiot, I’m still gathering that you don’t actually understand what sarcasm is. But then it doesn’t appear you actually understand what reality is.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:21:10 +0000

That’s a question YOUR HUSBAND should have asked himself first . . . isnt it.

. . . you stupid cunt slag worthless, useless unfulfilling miserable shitty wife.

LMFAO!!!

By: DickFan

DickFan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:16:35 +0000

What am I buying a ring you for if marriage is for idiots? How about 5 camels instead?

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:06:05 +0000

Thanks but , no.

Marriage is for idiots.

Buy me the 5+ CARAT diamond first,
or shut the fuck up.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: DickFan

DickFan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:56:52 +0000

To Chris:

How about 2 camels?

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:50:21 +0000

@VAGNOLIA -

Men are not required to respond to your sarcasm.
Men are not required to respond to you AT ALL.
Men are not required to tell you what you want to hear.
Men are not required to concur.

When you accept all of that as the REALITY of life,
You will become a much happier person.

We WILL if we want to,
and we WON’T if we want to.

Once you get that through your cunt skulls, you fe-cunts will have made some progress.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:45:54 +0000

Would YOU have accepted a camel you fucking worthless, good for nothing, cunt slag shitty wife.

Go make yourself useful on your husbands cock.

He busted his ass to afford what you wanted, and now you are throwing your time away desperate for MY attention.

Cunt whore.

menarebetterthanwomen.

By: DickFan

DickFan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:42:24 +0000

A diamond ring? Camels won’t do?

By: Magnolia

Magnolia — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:34:12 +0000

Muzalon, you silly pretentious twit, no one here is going to assume you possess the grandeur of Polonius or take orders from you, so get a grip. And before you start with babbling on about the Dionysian/Apollonian dichotomy existent within each person, know your audience and give it a rest. Tsk, none of the men on here have the remotest idea what you are yammering about, ensconced in your aerie in the mountains, babbling like the character from a Hammer film.

And Chris, totally unsurprising that you are unable to recognize sarcasm from one or the other of the Sarcasticunts. Do you actually know what sarcasm is? How did you come up with the name Sarcasticunt? Did someone spell it out for you?

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:17:05 +0000

To CHRIS:

Can I be your very own personal Sarcasticunt?
Will you Marry me?

——————————

Where’s the ring? Since you haven’t sucked my cock yet, the ring had better be NICE! Minimum 5 CARATS AND UP!!!

ALL MEN PLEASE NOTE: Not only do women want to FUCK men who have no respect for them, treat them like garbage and don’t want them around . . . . but they want to MARRY us too.

THAT’s how desperate for male attention and needy women really are.

I wish to thank some poor guy’s useless, worthless wife “dickfucked” for making that point perfectly.

. . . . add that to the fact that she is a cheating whore who prefers the attention of men who are NOT her husband, and you’ve got another perfect of why Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: DickFan

DickFan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:14:06 +0000

Well bummer, Chris is taking a long time to respond, hopefully he’s getting head from some Playmate. While still waiting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqZKW1WEVlM

By: DickFan

DickFan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:07:56 +0000

Now now, Muzalon, I think Chris is old enough to answer for himself. Give him some credit. I know you couldn’t wait to squeeze your two cents of so-called wit in there while you could, it’s understandable, consider it forgiven.

By: Muzalon

Muzalon — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:59:12 +0000

I repeat: ‘Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star…’

Chris has a certain public image to maintain. Fat, dowdy splods would not enhance it. Besides, you would burn like Semele when he revealed his divine radiance - not a bad thing, in some ways.