Child-Man in the Promised Land: Response
Recently myself and MenAreBetterThanWomen.com were mentioned in an article about the maturity of today’s twenty-something male culture. Since the article was written by a woman, not only was it petty, wish-washy, and wrong by a country mile; it was also focused entirely on marriage.
Marriage and a willingness to be married is not the definition of maturity. It’s actually the opposite. Unless screaming at the people you love because some pastries are two hours late is the benchmark of maturity. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, though the article didn’t mention either way.
Men are better than women at being 20. This holds today as much as it ever did — including in 1965. Here is my response to Child-Man in the Promised Land.
It sucks.
First of all, “child-man” is awkward. “Man-child” rolls off the tongue as smooth as man-silk. When you’re building a case against people who act a certain way — something called prejudice — it’s important to make your slur as catchy as possible.
The guiltiest a person can be is when they’re a catch phrase.
Kay Hymowitz defines a “child-man” as a modern young man who “hangs out in a hormonal limbo between adolescence and adulthood.” I’m pretty sure adult men want to fuck the shit out of Jessica Alba too, so I can say for certain that the modern twenty-something man is mired safely in hormonal adulthood.
But here’s something else. Did anyone else notice that Kay’s last name looks a lot like “Hymen”? Gross.
According to Kay Hymen-owitz, playing video games every night and laughing at fart jokes is a not only a lazy thing to do, it’s also the mark of a bad father and inattentive husband. This, she claims, is different to the young men of 1965 who allegedly aspired to nothing but fatherhood and bill paying.
“It’s 1965 and you’re a 26-year-old white guy. You have a factory job…you’re married…one kid…you’re an adult!” - Kay Hymowitz
In other words, today’s men no longer aspire to become anthropomorphic ATM’s.
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone says more about the twenty-something male culture of 1965 than I ever could.
“Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?” - Fred Flintstone, circa 1960
That’s straight from the zeitgeist of an era. There is no difference in a general aversion to women and marriage between the men of today and the men of yesteryear — and the men of 10,000 BC. Marriage is fucked and stupid and women are annoying. Nothing is ever going to change that. Least of all video games and Maxim.
Remember the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo? I do because I’m a man and I remember all history — even the parts that make me look stupid. Women don’t remember any history — especially the parts that make them look stupid. That’s where most date rape stories come from. Remember that next time a woman opens her yap and starts inventing history on the fly.
A woman’s definition of history is exactly how badly she wishes the present was different. If she’s really fat and she really hates herself for it, then a woman will remember a time when beauty was radically different than it is currently. This was never the case. Fat broads were always the boner equivalent of shit-Kryptonite. Two hundred years from now, no one is going to look back at an iPod commercial and think everyone in the twentieth century was attracted to black silhouettes who could keep a groove.
If a woman feels cheated that her mother was happier being a wife than she’ll ever be as a journalist, she invents a halcyon past of chivalry absolving herself of all personal responsibility. Spend more time at the gym and less on your resumes, ladies. Prince Charming doesn’t care how fast you type.
Fred Flintstone is possibly the greatest cartoon father ever to live. But based on the above quote, Hymen-owitz would probably call him more of a nasty and bitter misogynist than she called me. It sounds to me like a degree in Cartoons and Cereal teaches you more than one in Journalism and Women’s Studies.
There is no such thing as the emergence of a “child-man”, and I’ll be fucked if some woman thinks she’s going to criticize today’s young men for anything. Men have a natural disdain for women and an understood “betterness” over them. That’s what happens when the thing you stick your dick in also happens to suck at everything. The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo was the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com of the stone age.
Men: 1, Women: 0.
Video Games
Video games are a lot like a movie except you have to be smarter than a woman to figure out how to interact with them. That’s why women hate them. Video games are proof that men are smarter than women.
Have you ever seen a woman play a video game? She’ll just sit there staring stupidly at the television as her character dies or her guitar hero fails spectacularly. She won’t even mash the buttons. No matter how you spin it, inaction is the essence of failure. To a woman, video games are a mirror that reflect her soul.
Video games are a mark of immaturity? Hardly.
The video games men play are rated explicitly beyond the purchase of children. They’re violent and cruel and they should be. Men ourselves are violent and cruel. No woman was cruel enough to send millions of young men overseas in World War II to die in mustard gas and chemical infernos in order to save an entire race of people. No woman did, and no woman would have. Women can’t even leave abusive spouses, how the fuck could one have handled Hitler?
Just because something has “games” in it does not mean it’s childlike and simple. “Women” has “men” in it, but that doesn’t mean they’re worth more than two shits in a diarrhea storm.
Men: 2, Women: 0.
Weddings
Making a list of things you want people to buy you is something children do. But when “grown-up” women do it, it’s called a Bridal Registry. And why the fuck do full grown adults need a seating chart? That’s childish.
A woman’s addiction to wedding fantasies starts strongly when she’s a child and become more obsessive and psychotic over time. Nothing about that resembles maturation. It’s the opposite. Women are the only creature on Earth that becomes less mature with experience.
Weddings are the ultimate in childishness. It’s a birthday party with two extra zero’s on the bill. Instead of birthday hats, a wedding has suits and gowns. Instead of a clown, a wedding has a priest and a string quartet. Instead of a spoiled brat, a wedding has a bride.
Men: 3, Women: 0.
Sex
Getting laid is the meaning of life. Everything else is garnish. Garnish for women so that they don’t have to feel like sex toys even though they are.
When it comes to the opposite sex, the only thing men are concerned about is getting busy as often and as cheaply and as nakedly as possible. And sex is so contrary to childishness that it’s illegal to do it with them. That’s called being a pedophile and it will get you on Dateline.
Men love sex and sex itself is so mature that children are barred from exposure to it. Whether it’s internet pornography or even swear words. That means if you like sex, you’re one mature motherfucker.
Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish.
Men: 4, Women: 0.
Baby Boomers
Today’s young men are free to fuck around because there are still a shit load of baby boomers around running the show. That’s the real truth of this issue. Maturity is like a gun. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you have to use it. In fact, using it inappropriately will sometimes make you look like a humorless dick.
“[There's a] New Girl Order, hyperachieving in both school and an increasingly female-friendly workplace…” - Kay Hymenowitz
Hyper achieving women? How many women invented Google? The same number of women who’ve fucked me for free. None.
The fact is the new generation of men are holding up the internet with man-sized shoulders like a virtual Atlas. Women know nothing of what it takes to run a civilization and Kay Hymen-owitz is no different. Next time you need to attach a pdf to an email or a spreadsheet to a free porno website, who are you going to ask?
I’ll bet my cock it won’t be a young woman.
Furthermore, the workplace has always been female-friendly. Except these days, women think they don’t like getting slapped on the ass even though they really do. That’s called playing “hard to get”.
Men: 5, Women: 0.
Responsibility
“You wouldn’t know how to become an adult even if you wanted to? Maybe a beautiful princess will come along and show you.” -Kay Hymen-owitz
While I was on the Dr. Phil program sharing a single bathroom with 4 ladies — a fucking nightmare — Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a good woman. I guess that makes Dr. Phil a raving misogynist and a perpetual child-man as well. Even if it’s true that this newage “child-man” needs only the love of a good woman to mature him like anti-free wine, that means precisely this:
There are no good women.
All women are cheating whores. At best they can be trained out of it, but really what’s the point? Pet ownership is a lot of work. Don’t forget that piece of advice if you do intend to do something stupid like get married.
Men: 6, Women: 0.
Single mothers
“…the plight of the single mothers means nothing to him” -Kay Hymen-owitz
There is no “plight of single mothers”. All a single mother has to do is open her legs and she’ll fall vagina first into money.
Single mothers are all either dumb or bitches. That’s how they end up single. Since whoring got them into the mess, it can certainly get them out.
Men: 7, Women: 0.
Manclusion
1965 wasn’t the end all be all of family structure. In the 1800’s every wealthy man had a mistress. Bill Gates would have had one for every night of the year.
“For the problem with child-men is that they’re not very promising husbands and fathers. They suffer from a proverbial “fear of commitment,” another way of saying that they can’t stand to think of themselves as permanently attached to one woman.”
Either that or said women are all total bitches. A fear of commitment is like a fear of loud noises. In one case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the train tracks or you’ll soon be wearing your ass as a hat. In the other case, your brain is telling you to get the fuck off the aisle because after the divorce you’ll have only your ass to wear as a hat.
No one asks for a commitment without preparing to fuck you with surcharges. If you could fuck your cell phone, the provider contract and a marriage contract would be identical.
“That adds up to tens of millions more young men blissfully free of mortgages, wives, and child-care bills.”
It sure does. Men are more mature than women; seven to zero. Men win.
Child-Man in the Promised Land - Someone call the Wahmbulence
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March 20th, 2008 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
It seems her college education was a pathetic waste - her brain is shot.
I’m not really going to argue the existence of the holocaust here, so I’ll just say two words:
Duck Rape.
Another win for Doubt.
I seem to have inadvertently run her through the wood chipper. That won’t help with her being a butthurt little girl.
March 20th, 2008 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Duke rape as well. Of course, those camwhores will not hesitate to harm animals for a few pennies, so I suppose the former is equally relevant.
March 20th, 2008 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Oh shit, yeah, I forgot that time when women single handedly started the holocaust!
You are so funny, your constant referencing to my college education has a duality that screams “me not got no education from the college school, them tells me I can’t come in”
March 20th, 2008 at 9:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d6618345c3ea9
Bad parenting? Are you saying that you disapprove of bad parenting? This guy is suggesting that all men avoid committment with a woman and don’t spend any money supporting their children. Everyone knows that well adjusted children come from stable loving two parent homes. What kind of society would we have if every man ditched his family to go off womanizing. Both men and women lose freedom and money for themselves by having a family. Marraige is for the benifit of children. Dick masterson hates kids.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: d6618345c3ea9
really because dick masterson says reading and writing are womanly things. I guess that’s why he wrote a book and he wants you to read it. Right after you give him your money for it.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She thinks somebody gives a shit. That’s funny. You know what else is funny?
“Women will often have verbal fights with men, so that they can either feel powerful, try to deny a man his rightful use of her vagina or simply because they like drama, losing battles and being revenge-fucked. A interesting article goes on about the many ways men might try to fight back with women, but we all know the proper way is to tell her once, and if that doesn’t work, tell her twice, and then send her to the kitchen with two black eyes to make you a fucking pie.
Furthermore, if you actually win an argument, to the woman you’re not being “emotionally sensitive enough” - you have to admit she is right, even when shes not, because women can’t admit they’re not correct. And, if you just ignore the bitch, its a case of “…woman who subconsciously may want a fight, just to make sure he’s as emotionally invested in the relationship as she is.” and the only way to win would be to stick it in her pooper.
In any case, the lesson to be learned is that not only should women not argue or fight with you, they shouldn’t speak at all.”
-ED
March 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Sarah you are as fucking dumb as Appalacian trailer trash.
But I can see how a braindead tick like you could construe “I don’t want to finance you and the poolboy raising my kids in the house I built” with men hate children.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
The guys on this site are pissier than any woman I have ever met on her period. Mommy fucked daddy’s best friend and they’ve yet to recover. The first step is sending mommy some flowers but they’d rather open there wallets for that billboard.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
A prostitute is judging us. This is too fucking much. Does anyone remember that bitch who called a Frenchman a ‘faggot?’ She’s a fucking prostitute and she’s criticizing the assumed sexuality of a man she killed while driving drunk.
Don’t worry, God will punish her.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: bb1560c1917d6
Having an education means more money? Wrong. But I guess you’re just doing what you’re told like a good little girl.
You know what makes money? Intelligence. Well, at least for a man. For a woman it’s sucking up and sucking dick that makes money. Learn it, live it.
I have a degree in computer science, does it make me money? Nope. I took the classes because there were some things I wanted to learn - that and I have tons of money already so it didn’t really cost me much, relatively.
I know how to run a business flawlessly. Invest in real estate, stocks, and just about anything else and make tons of cash. I’m talking about 50 to 300 percent ROI. Hah! Like you know what that means.
Do I even need a job? Nope. But if you look nice and smile, I’ll pay you a little for a blowjob. Well, I wont pay you, but I’ll pay for the plane ticket so you can come taste the sweetness that is known as success. And just in case you are as dense as most women, yes that means you get to taste my cock sauce.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce3b49be9302a
The guys on this site are pissier than any woman I have ever met
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/
Hi Sarah, you might want to check that site out.
I’m sure they have records for someone who hasn’t seen her own reflection.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Pray tell us about these “women’s rights”. Given that women demonstrably have more rights than men wouldn’t giving money to the “cause” of “women’s rights” be somewhat superfluous and therefore just as “idiotic”.
Here’s your challenge…
Provide one instance of a “right” which men have that is denied women. I will do the same in reverse.
To whit…
A woman can rape a child and subsequently extort money from her victim should she become pregnant - the pregnancy status of which she has complete legal control over. The state not only allows this but it also compels it. The state will, further, provide administrative support for the extortion and collect the money for her.
In summary men, and even boys, have no right to self determination with regard to becoming a parent or accepting parental responsibility. What little self determination they may ever have is still dependant on the conditions set by another.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Women aren’t creating any problems.
But, of course, behind every good man there’s a better woman.
In a universe where only men have done anything, or are required to do anything, it is only men who can fail.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Absolutely perfect freudian slip.
There were as many ducks raped at Duke as there were black hookers.
March 21st, 2008 at 2:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
What a loser. Still in mommy’s basement? Wishing you had a degree (in computer science,ooooooooh that sounds so difficult, like maybe it involves computers and science!Sounds like a fucked up version of communication studies to me, the film class of the business school).
Statistically education does get you money. You can’t expect to write “intelligence” on your cv and get an interview.
I am sure sucking dick gets you money regardless of gender, but we all come to a cross roads where we think “do i really want to suck dick for money?” and some of us choose no.
You say you took classes because you wanted to learn, anyone who spends what those fees cost just out of interest is either very spoiled or too stupid to learn it cheaper. I’m sure your mom put your certificate for your third on the fridge with the pictures you drew for her for mothers day, before you decided she was a whore of course.
March 21st, 2008 at 2:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7
Its a shame they don’t have them for who is most retarded since that quote is mine
March 21st, 2008 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 5ac94a1410bb9
I have a man-crush on Dick Masterson.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
You can insult me because i’m right if you want to but that wont change anything. My IQ speaks for itslef.
Let me correct you. i did not say that men hated children. I said dick masterson hates children. You see DM does not represent men as a whole.
Never did he say anything about poolboys or houses. He said that men shouldn’t get married or committ to a woman.
That = a bunch of mothers raising children alone.
That = children not having their dad.
That = not fair to innnocent children who deserve a loveing father and mother.
Children end up more psychologically stable if they have grown up in a stable 2 parent home. That is a fact. My conclusion was that dick hates kids. And if he doesnt he should start thinking about whats best for them instead of only thinking of himself.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
Prove to me that only men have done anything.
And then i will show you at least 1000 women who have contributed to society (besides giving birth to and nurturing countless generations of men)
Then we’ll see who’s right.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
P.S.
All of you were literally created and made out of your mothers flesh and blood. That period blood you find to be so gross, is coursing through your veins right this second.
You’re mother nurtured you in her womb and you grew inside her.
Then you came out of her vagina. Thats right. All of you, besides c-sections, came out of vaginas.
You cannot escape that.
You came into this world through a warm squishy vagina tunnell.
And every time you have sex you are being enveloped by it once again.
hahahaaa
you silly ungrateful children.
you should all really go give your mother a hug and apologize