Comments on: Childbirth is Not a Big Deal

By: SPG

SPG — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:57:57 +0000

So goddamn true Mr. Masterson.
-S

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:22:50 +0000

guy getting kicked in the balls is pathetic, most guys have such a low pain threshold. My friend (a guy) would always get hit square in the balls and would hardly care, now when he had kidney stones! that’s a different story, i felt really bad for him.

Also reading this made me realise what girls are better at… playing rochambo :)

By: Desur27

Desur27 — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:06:04 +0000

And you have no idea what it feels like to give birth. Are we even now?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:29:13 +0000

Perhaps if you weren’t such an ass, you wouldn’t be kicked as much.

By: Sandra

Sandra — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:10:34 +0000

Every human comes from a womans body. A men cannot tell another men how painfull a childbirth is, because its a woman expiërence.

Done with it.

Sandra says; bla bla woman this, woman that, bla ( from the Netherlands).

By: Garrett

Garrett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:09:21 +0000

Actually, since women aren’t hardly hurt by anything physically, Men accumulate more pain. Childbirth on a pain scale is say 8/10, getting kicked in the penis is probably well, 9/10, but let’s count it down anyway, to, say, 3/10. (NOT AT ALL TRUE) And getting kicked in the nuts happens say, everytime a man make a women mad ever, which happens about 48 times, and that’s holding back too. So were already to 144 pain points. women usually have around 2 children. Thats 18 pain points, yeah, men have it off worse.

By: BigFoot

BigFoot — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:12:35 +0000

MissM said:

How can you say childbirth is not a big deal, but getting kicked in the balls is? Are you unaware that recovery from child takes at least 4 weeks,and recovery from getting kicked in the balls takes approximately 4 minutes? You didnt stop to realize that women had it as rough as men did in ancient times. We had to give birth completly free of any anestheisia but also endure episiotomies and cesarian sections with no medicine. Somehow I think I might rather get my leg chopped off than be disemboweled while fully awake. By the way, most babies in fact are the size of watermelons, granted it may not be a particularly large watermelon (depending on the baby), but an average one to say the least. When is the last time you seen an 8 pound lemon, or grapefruit even? Probably never. By the way a vagina is around the size of a walnut at rest (obviously you havent seen one in quite some time). So, next time you get kicked in you poor man-balls, just be thankful the person doing the kicking isnt taking their foot and shoving inside your penis.

1) It’s spelled, “Cesarean” or sometimes, “Caesarean”.

Learn to spell.

2) C-section was first used to remove a baby from the mother’s womb who died during child birth. Let me guess, your going to say you can feel pain when your dead, right?

3) Kidney Stones. All I have to say.

4) You have no idea what it feels like to get punched in the balls. Take getting punched in the gut, breast, and face and multiply it 10. Now add the sensation of you about to take a shit and puke. Thats the pain of a groin shot. It’s why the only time you see men cry, is when the afore-mention ball breaker is used.

By: Zoot Allures

Zoot Allures — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:23:41 +0000

“i hope your mother is dead. if she isn’t, my heart goes out to her. P.S. i wouldn’t comment back with anything too demeaning my old man is a force to reckon with.”
Ooh, your Big Bad Daddy is going to fight your battles for you. What are you, 12 years old?
You tell your Big Daddy to come to my house. I’ll show him another force to be reckoned with - Smith & Wesson.
Cunt.

By: studioline

studioline — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:52:24 +0000

Dick Masterson said:
C.L. said: i hope your mother is dead. if she isn't, my heart goes out to her. P.S. i wouldn't comment back with anything too demeaning my old man is a force to reckon with.
You are not allowed to join my Classy Broads. -Dick

Its kind of sad-funny that when these females have nothing to brag about they brag about motherhood, like this is one thing only they can be experts on. And then they say something dumb like " I hope your mother is dead, if no then my heart goes out to her...." Stop right there> She doesn't know anything about being a mother. It is obvious your mother know you very well. The female doesn't know you at all, plus she is totally incompetent about men, so she knows about you even less that nothing. I mean if she stoped for a moment using slogans, maybe she would realize how proud your mother is of you.

By: bola

bola — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:40:34 +0000

C.L. said:

i’m a little over 5 months pregnant now. my baby is already bigger than a large grapefruit.

He’s talking about the head of the baby. That’s the largest part that needs to go through.

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:24:19 +0000

C.L. said: i hope your mother is dead. if she isn't, my heart goes out to her. P.S. i wouldn't comment back with anything too demeaning my old man is a force to reckon with.

You are not allowed to join my Classy Broads. -Dick

By: C.L.

C.L. — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:58:02 +0000

hey if you hate women so much then why don’t you be gay. it only makes sense. i mean, you can tell how extremely uneducated you are by just reading your opinions. i’m a little over 5 months pregnant now. my baby is already bigger than a large grapefruit. i still have 4 more months to go. ah, let me guess, my baby has already stopped growing? wrong. when my husband was born he weighed 10lbs 7oz. and i have yet to see a ” large lemon ” weigh that much. before you go running your mouth you need to get your facts straight. for a man who supposedly knows all this stuff about women you really are stupid. i bet if you took your glasses off you would look like a broke-ass bald walter cronkite. and your whole napoleonic analogy is just stupid. have you ever had your legs or whatever cut off? you act like men go through that every day. that was then this is now. guys have an easy ride. women have babies and have had babies since the beginning of time. i hope your mother is dead. if she isn’t, my heart goes out to her. P.S. i wouldn’t comment back with anything too demeaning my old man is a force to reckon with.

By: girlgirl

girlgirl — Mon, 12 May 2008 14:50:23 +0000

you boys are so childish…..first of all a child comming out is not the size of a grape…..some times the womens vagina can tear……you boys should get your facts right…….im guessing this dick is a teenage boy but even if hes a grown man there is not diff……lets agree that we will never know whats more painful child birth or getting kicked in the testicles………child birth is beautiful and the dick really is not….but dont make stupid statements……ask your mother about how you were born,ask for the painful details…..from here we can see that a lot of boys are insensitive creatures

By: bloop

bloop — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:35:17 +0000

MissM said: How can you say childbirth is not a big deal, but getting kicked in the balls is? Are you unaware that recovery from child takes at least 4 weeks,and recovery from getting kicked in the balls takes approximately 4 minutes? You didnt stop to realize that women had it as rough as men did in ancient times. We had to give birth completly free of any anestheisia but also endure episiotomies and cesarian sections with no medicine. Somehow I think I might rather get my leg chopped off than be disemboweled while fully awake. By the way, most babies in fact are the size of watermelons, granted it may not be a particularly large watermelon (depending on the baby), but an average one to say the least. When is the last time you seen an 8 pound lemon, or grapefruit even? Probably never. By the way a vagina is around the size of a walnut at rest (obviously you havent seen one in quite some time). So, next time you get kicked in you poor man-balls, just be thankful the person doing the kicking isnt taking their foot and shoving inside your penis.

Well, the amount of times a man has been kicked in his testicles in his whole life is equal to the birth of once child. I am not a sexist and I don't really agree with this website but I believe Dick's article is more understandable.

By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:57:29 +0000

W/out women to have babies no men would be here. You would not be here, none of us would. You are right child birth is a beautiful thing. But it is very painful and can become complicated sometimes. Until you give birth, you really can not speak on the topic.

By: Streetcat

Streetcat — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:30:47 +0000

you know what I’ve heard, as well? Women that have babies on their own at home and deliver it themselves without drugs and stuff tend to have little to no pain. I can’t remember the reason for it, but I think it had something to do with either stress, or thinking negatively about childbirth itself.

When the rapper Jay-Zs mom had him, she didnt feel any pain.

By: Arbalest

Arbalest — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:19:56 +0000

MissM said: Actually, idiot, I have had both, and I've also had kidney stones while I was pregnant. I would much rather have a kidney stone than give birth again anyday. By the way, all knowing smart guy, no one ever said pregnancy was painful, because it isn't. The birthing process is, however. Something doesnt have to be painful to make it a big deal. Were you even paying attention when you were typing or was your brain too small to make sense and be childish at the same time? The birthing process IS part of pregnancy, that's the whole point of it.
Arbalest said:
MissM said: How can you say childbirth is not a big deal, but getting kicked in the balls is? Are you unaware that recovery from child takes at least 4 weeks,and recovery from getting kicked in the balls takes approximately 4 minutes? You didnt stop to realize that women had it as rough as men did in ancient times. We had to give birth completly free of any anestheisia but also endure episiotomies and cesarian sections with no medicine. Somehow I think I might rather get my leg chopped off than be disemboweled while fully awake. By the way, most babies in fact are the size of watermelons, granted it may not be a particularly large watermelon (depending on the baby), but an average one to say the least. When is the last time you seen an 8 pound lemon, or grapefruit even? Probably never. By the way a vagina is around the size of a walnut at rest (obviously you havent seen one in quite some time). So, next time you get kicked in you poor man-balls, just be thankful the person doing the kicking isnt taking their foot and shoving inside your penis.
Besides above and you being a horrible person, it's already been agreed upon by men AND women that kidney stones are more painful then pregnancy. Stop whining.

By: MissM

MissM — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:54:36 +0000

Actually, idiot, I have had both, and I've also had kidney stones while I was pregnant. I would much rather have a kidney stone than give birth again anyday. By the way, all knowing smart guy, no one ever said pregnancy was painful, because it isn't. The birthing process is, however. Something doesnt have to be painful to make it a big deal.

Arbalest said:
MissM said: How can you say childbirth is not a big deal, but getting kicked in the balls is? Are you unaware that recovery from child takes at least 4 weeks,and recovery from getting kicked in the balls takes approximately 4 minutes? You didnt stop to realize that women had it as rough as men did in ancient times. We had to give birth completly free of any anestheisia but also endure episiotomies and cesarian sections with no medicine. Somehow I think I might rather get my leg chopped off than be disemboweled while fully awake. By the way, most babies in fact are the size of watermelons, granted it may not be a particularly large watermelon (depending on the baby), but an average one to say the least. When is the last time you seen an 8 pound lemon, or grapefruit even? Probably never. By the way a vagina is around the size of a walnut at rest (obviously you havent seen one in quite some time). So, next time you get kicked in you poor man-balls, just be thankful the person doing the kicking isnt taking their foot and shoving inside your penis.
Besides above and you being a horrible person, it's already been agreed upon by men AND women that kidney stones are more painful then pregnancy. Stop whining.

By: Arbalest

Arbalest — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:52:32 +0000

MissM said: How can you say childbirth is not a big deal, but getting kicked in the balls is? Are you unaware that recovery from child takes at least 4 weeks,and recovery from getting kicked in the balls takes approximately 4 minutes? You didnt stop to realize that women had it as rough as men did in ancient times. We had to give birth completly free of any anestheisia but also endure episiotomies and cesarian sections with no medicine. Somehow I think I might rather get my leg chopped off than be disemboweled while fully awake. By the way, most babies in fact are the size of watermelons, granted it may not be a particularly large watermelon (depending on the baby), but an average one to say the least. When is the last time you seen an 8 pound lemon, or grapefruit even? Probably never. By the way a vagina is around the size of a walnut at rest (obviously you havent seen one in quite some time). So, next time you get kicked in you poor man-balls, just be thankful the person doing the kicking isnt taking their foot and shoving inside your penis.

Besides above and you being a horrible person, it's already been agreed upon by men AND women that kidney stones are more painful then pregnancy. Stop whining.

By: Arbalest

Arbalest — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:47:11 +0000

Make sense already. You don’t have to have something happen to you to judge it you can look at it.You don’t have to be killed to say murdering people is bad, you don’t have to be stolen from to understand it’s wrong to steal unless you’re a totally self-centered person. Besides, pregnancy is somethng chosen and planned by a woman in 9 months, comparing it to some random life changing event like cancer is like comparing a tattoo to a shotgun wound.

Besides even without drugs there are so many ways to lower the pain of pregnancy it’s not funny.No matter what your body type is every culture has ways to lower or eliminate pain completely. Acupuncture, massages, C-sections, pregnancy can be handled and dealt with propper planing and knowledge. Therefore it is NOT that big of a deal, just stop complaining and plan.