Children Are Not Pinatas
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Child abuse is one of the most shepugnant acts of violence known to man. It’s wrong for the same reason it’s wrong to beat up crippled people. They can’t fight back. That’s also why it’s wrong for fat ladies to squeeze themselves into anything that couldn’t be packaged and resold as a tent. No one can fight that.
There should be no size 4, 6, or 8. If you can’t fit into a 2, cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and throw yourself away.
All women suffer from a form of female narcissistic personality disorder, FNPD for short. Here are a summary of the symptoms:
1. Being loud and obnoxious.
2. Speaking when they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
3. Beating the shit out of children.
That sums up every woman in the world.
Also: can’t drive for shit.
In the wild animal kingdom, mothers eat their babies all the time. Hamsters do it. So do fe-weasels and woman-guinea pigs. One of my friends had some gerbils when we were younger and it happened right in front of our very own eyes.
Men are better than women.
In a recent study, it was discovered that the wives of American soldiers are twice as likely to beat their kids and four times as likely to neglect them while their husbands are overseas fighting for the freedoms that make that kind of atrocious behavior possible. The neglect I can understand. Women would forget to feed themselves if men weren’t around to take them out. But the abuse?
Just like putting them on a leash, having a man around keeps women in line.
Here are some government statistics that will send you running to the pet store.
Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.
Anyone with a penis will tell you that the younger women are, the more abusive and dumber they are. If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.
Here are the results of a study I financed and undertook personally.
100% of women’s bodies turn to shit after they give birth.
I have a friend who would have been a pro footballer except late in a pre-season game, he blew his knee out. It was never the same and he blamed this blown knee for his ruined football career.
Now, if he had had absolutely no other prospects in life, and if he could have given birth to that knee, he might have smacked it around. However, as women so frequently and arrogantly remind us, men can’t give birth.
Men are better than women.
If women were my friend, football was their bodies, and grinning idiot kids were the weak knee that ended an illustrious career as a third stringer, the reasons for women and their out of control child abuse become painfully obvious.
When women aren’t thinking about their ridiculous sexual fantasies, they spend their day either beating children or thinking about beating children. That violence is all they have left after giving birth to a football that ruins their vaginas and turns their C-cups into tube socks. That’s why women in their 20’s beat children at remarkably higher rates. At that age, they have the most to lose.
Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should, and it definitely doesn’t mean they should raise them. We don’t put cops in prison. We don’t give fat kids schoolbooks printed on donuts. We don’t dress up in Bid Bird costumes, beat the fuck out of some German shepherds and then drop them off at a kid’s party.
It’s reckless and insane.
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I love how he simply ends the article with
“Men are better than women.”
Whenever it’s brought up I sure as hell voice my opinion Doubt. Why are you assuming that I don’t? I actually, compared to many woman, am much sympathetic when it comes to those issues (believe it or not). Especially with father rights, since I’m very close to my father- not so much with my own mother because past happenings. I’ve gone to DC many times to donate to the poor, pretty much all of them with a few exceptions being male. I’m sick of hearing women yell “we’re superior” and men screaming back “yeah fucking right, we are”. will the bickering ever stop? ha, maybe in a perfect world- not this one.
Then why in the hell aren’t you taking to the streets and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
It’s not like I bloody well can, now, is it? I don’t see the fucking rallies to give fathers equal, or failing that preferential custody over irresponsible whores, nor do I see any pamphlets on how important it is to NOT report domestic abuse if YOU are the one doing the abuse - and throwing china at your hubby’s head while he mires in a pool of that male indifference is fucking abuse.
On that note, why in the hell do you think that girls need to be defended in any way, shape, or form when 9/10 and 3/4 of the homeless are men? There may be more women being pushed into upper management, but where are the women being pushed out of their slutty secretary jobs and onto the streets so that ignorant pregnant teenagers could gnash their horse teeth at them?
Well, unfortunately, if you light the Torch of Man-Greatness, the FemiTrolls begin to gather like shit on the bottom of your boot on a rainy day.
Of course, it is just plain physics that says Torches draw Flamers.
As always, they feel the need to speak, no matter how stupid they are.
That isn’t surprising, just woman-law.
This site seems to attract girly-girls like moths to a torch. It’s funny that they have to keep changing things around to match their self-absorption while we know one story and we stick to it. The absurdity is just self-evident - I mean, a single mother bragging about falling for a scam? Being a teenage whore? Cheating while her husband is dodging bullets for her undeserved privileges?
You really think we’ll ever fall for that shit when we have an exponential convert rate and you have a convert rate of… 0 - you just run off bitching about how you can’t “Get through to us.” And yet you are the dense ones.
i don’t believe in those ridiculous statutory rape laws. it’s insane, i say if the girl/guy is at least around 14, then they know what the fuck they’re doing. why punish the other party for going along with it; makes no sense to me.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFMiSR5hHoc
So in America, I’ll go to jail for fucking this. Not that I would - her tits have long been fucked flat - but maybe if she got implants and got her vocal cords ripped out in a fight or something. And I was on a deserted island and washes on the shore along with a crate of condoms and bleach.
But the point is that if a 16-year-old looks like a 20-year-old and she wants to get fucked - someone is going to fuck her. For that little 14-year-old fuckbox it was 12 someones. Now do we keep up this bullshit when men can just travel overseas where they don’t have to play that whole game of ‘is it a coy schoolgirl with implants or a girly-girl of “real woman” age?’
Fuck that, I know better than to settle for stupid, subhuman western girly-girls, and you bitches just push my convictions further. Call me a rapist, a pedophile, a reject - and then you dumb bitches turn around and lay on me WHY I SHOULD NOT LEAVE! Oh, this is too great. Well, I know that the fact is that I will not settle for one wife in my lifetime nor will I settle for a partnership with someone I consider lesser than me.
Now sit down and shut up so that you don’t get yourself smacked up again, teen mommy.
Dick has a fucking army of his own eh? Hmm, guess this calls for World Domination.
Well, we’ve got a self-proclaimed teen mommy who brags about being a high school dropout who caters to a young child’s every whim. To keep the ball rolling, I’ll pull this up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFMiSR5hHoc
You truly are subhuman. Sit down and shut up before we make you - and you aren’t going to like that. Just sit down at the retards table with all of the other failures and losers and shell out the reparations for every school shooting, every murder, every imprisonment you can even be remotely attributed to. After all, for every one recorded, apparent case there are a thousand assaults and murders - and besides, is any punishment really too cruel for you? I mean, reparations are just monetary - at least you aren’t going to die.
I’m sure Dick can speak for himself.
How else would you be able to ’stay at home and play with him non-stop’?
Can we say cha-ching? You hit the jackpot of whoredom. I have ZERO respect for single mothers. Especially the ones that sap Men for their lifeblood for 18 fucking years.
- Sgt. Reyes
Would that be about the ‘CATEGORY’ you fall under.
Yeah. I think I pretty much hit the fucking nail on the fucking head.
- Sgt. Reyes
1. The words ‘teen mom’ say it all and per-your-words you have a spoiled rotten child which says WONDERS for your parenting. So your opinions on parenting have - nil - credibility here.
2. Women love ‘Dicks’. It’s a proven fact. Even Carlos Mencia proved it in a crowd of Men and women and then went on to call them all whores. I’m generally a sarcastic prick and NEVER debase myself to rewarding a woman’s lust for attention whoring and I can’t ever remember a time I couldn’t get laid. Of course girly-girls tend to get offended and bitchy at which time they are summarily booted from house or car.
3. What did the ‘abuse’ involve? You went psychotic because he was one of your first loves and you accused him of cheating? Or you told him you hated him and hoped he would die so he left your bitchy ass and fucked one of your friends? You found out, egged his car/house or better yet you were living together so trashed all of his belongings. You argue, at which time he shoves you off of him when you reach for a weapon or knife, leaves your anemic ass with a bruise and you call the cops and scream DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! Then you call some pathetic, femi-nazi social worker over, snap some pictures of some tiny, ridiculous bruise and get a restraining order which according to the legal system entitles him to only visitation and no custody until the restraining order expires in five years. Then RUN your tired ass over to Child Support Services, tell them he only sees the child once or twice a week at which time they entitle you to the lion’s share of his paycheck which he slaves for 40-60 hours a week for, garnish his tax returns, take any property under his name they can get their hands on while you sit at home eating bon-bons every waking minute of your miserable life. Then, as if all that were not enough you decide to get State health insurance (because at this point we all know you’re a terrible mother) so the Child Support retards order him to pay for real health insurance taking more finances out of his paycheck. You still weren’t done were you bitch? Tell me I’m wrong? You then put your kid in the most expensive daycare you could find and called it ‘childcare expenses’ and his paycheck is now practically non-existent but you don’t submit the child at all and keep the money like the society-sapping leech you are. Of course you still have one, last trump card left. His child. So you ‘decide’ whether visitation happens at all and come up with lies, deviant half truths and bullshit to keep him from seeing the child. The biggest victory for you?
Getting to sit around on your saggy, fat, repulsive, disgusting, lazy, whorish ass for the next 18 years while you live off of most of his paycheck at your Mother’s house, with no bills.
I know the story. Pretty close? Using girly-girl tears and whorish ways to put a decent Man in jail? Depriving him of his rights as a father? Still whoring it out now that he’s gone? Bringing new, strange Men to your house that makes your child confused and bewildered so that later on in life he’ll call his Mother a promiscous whore?
Prediction? He’ll let the restraining order expire and if he wants his child around badly enough, take custody from your ass.
You’re a whore. Now fuck off.
- Sgt. Reyes
Malcom- Dick is a Man-God. You are simply the shit he walks upon to get to the beach to walk on water. Being angry about his greatness only shows how small you are.
You are too stupid to be inconsistent. And I agree with my own statement, so we consistently agree you should shut your cake-maker and go away, mangina.
Surely you understand the symbolic reference that Dick was illustrating or are you really too dull to pick on semantics?
Dick, elsewhere you mentioned that your mother was a saint…..and yet in this article, you say ALL women are FNPD and enjoy beating the shit out of children.
You’re too inconsistent.
Spoiled children ARE abused. Not as badly as physical abuse. But spoiling a child is terrible, unless of course he plans to live with you forever, and then you hire people to look after him after you die. Naturally he won’t get a job because that might hurt his feelings. Etc.
Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should
That line is SO true! I’m a woman and I believe 100% in that line. Dick is funny….C cups into tube socks. LOL That’s funny! I love to hear what Dick has to say and coming from a woman, I believe that alot of what he says is true. Keep it coming Dick.
Well, to people like Teen Mom who are smart enough to fuck but not smart enough to learn the use of a rubber, is it any surprise that she will use her kid for free money and paychecks?
After all, it should be obvous as a teen and mom, her development level is so superior she posted on a man site about her infantile views. Or the fact that she has none…..
That said, it is good to see these old articles come to the forefront, these gals really keep the shit moving, but that is what Ex-Lax is for right?
Teen mom explain how having children makes you any smarter than a man. Any chance you recieve public support?
That was uncalled for. Just because u hav a child young doesnt mean ur a slut.
“Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.”
wouldn’t that make sense though? women are a lot more likely to be the main caregiver for their children, so itis more likely that the abuser would be a woman but that doesn’t really mean that women are more likely to abuse their children than men.
I’m sorry but I went through puberty when I was 11, kthanks. Any 17 year old girl has finished puberty you dumbass. And I’m not a slut. I was with my sons father for 3 years, and no, the pregnancy wasn’t planned, it was a surprise, but I was birth control it just didn’t work for me. I don’t know why you’re trying to talk shit about me. You don’t know me, and you don’t know my life story. So keep your damn mouth shut.
So basically you are saying that our political views are somehow linked to your poor judgment in any other way than you being one of many examples?
You must be in that tiny minority of sluts then since you had a child before you finished puberty.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS YOUR GOD DAMNED PROBLEM!? I just saw you on Dr. Phil and you have some serious, SERIOUS issues. Dude, grow the fuck up. Learn some fucking manners. And then try and say some shit. Men and women are EQUALS..yes, we were created for different things, but that doesn’t mean men are better than women. Matter of fact, women in general are more intelligent than men. Men may be physically stronger, but bring a child into this world and then tell me men are still better.
oh, hey, and btw, NO WOMAN WANTS A MAN LIKE YOU YOU JACKASS! no one is waiting in line to be talked down to.
as far as the abuse thing goes, I had my son when I was 17, he is spoiled rotten, I stay at home with him and play with him nonstop, he is not neglected and he is not abused. His father abused me while I was pregnant, and oh, guess what? I HAVE CUSTODY AND HIS VISITS ARE SUPERVISED.
I understand there are some women who fall under the category that you’re discussing, but a majority of women aren’t.
Grow up
I want to believe that. I do.
GO DIE IN A TOILET AFTER BEING RAPED YOU WHORE!!!
Go to http://www.womenbehavingbadly.net It’ll show how stupid women act on a daily basis.
Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.
wow i made it in the19%…amazing…by the way i might have well as been my sisters mother…and ive never beaten them…yet i raised them since i was ohhh lets say….12? 13? gosh same thing for my aunt trish…you know shes ateen mom….she had her child at 17….yet she never neats her kids…not only that…but she was beat by her father….hmm….i think its safe to say that noone is perfect so quit blaming females for everything please…..there are a lot more nice females then you think
your statistics are crap, look at some of the macro studies and apolgise. Given that you’re a satirical website (i hope) find the statistics on the percentage of parents that slaughter their children to hurt their ex, 89% male (WHO 2003)
Pardoned. With pleasure.
Does this put you in my debt?
I am rather prone to that particular homophonic misapprehension.
Quite. Do pardon my Freudian slip.
- A.T.B Feat. York - Farewell To The Moon
Oh - you mean housebreaking. One of the other men already told me this site is my toilet. If that’s not the case - please let me know!
Didn’t we already discuss the fact that I know how to cut a brake line?
But, if you must, I’m ready for my spanking.
I do believe we’ve Female Mk. III on our figurative hands.
No pallid carbon copy and decidedly more amenable than her precursor.
Even amicable, dare I say it.
Some house braking still called for though.
- Atb & Miss Jane - It’s a fine day
You learned a magic word! I’m warming up to you more all the time.
err ‘validity statement’ should read ‘validity of the statement’. That is all.
-wolfe
Well, first it’s always best to cite the source. That’s what changes things from being opinions to being facts.
Ascribing it to me has the denotative effect of mildly deprecating the validity statement. Whether or not you consciously intended this, I don’t know.
Second, it’s just plain funny that a couple of female PhD’s concluded that women count using their fingers, and men count using their brains.
-wolfe
I can, unfortunately.
Poor bastards.
Necro! In rereading this, I noticed you used the plural! Were you being subtle in calling me a whore? If so, I have underestimated you!
Wolfe, why the “she said, he said”?
You repeated it. Does this not then make it true, whatever the original source?
Nasty. Amazing how little mental fortitude in the way of patience women possess.
You need patience with children and many mother have so very little.
But what makes it sick is they can be the nicest person you’ve met that day then turn right round and ghastly berate and physically abuse their own child like they’re not even human or they’re someone else’s offspring, not that that would amend anything.
And they become irate over trifle things (the kid keeps pestering for a particular toy other, etc.) like some 7 year old kid is slighting them on purpose.
- Atb - Fields of love
Anybody see the news last night? Some woman beat the shit out of her 10 year old son at a Wal Mart. It reminding me of this article. Like, she really laid into him, closed fist into the face repeatedly.
I have no desire to engage in any type of correspondence with you, either in public or private. And now that I’ve said my peace, I can take my leave. Thanks for the learnings, all!
Peace out.
Yeah, sure. You finally leave for good? When hell freezes over.
You’re like a case of herpes: comes and goes but never completely vanishes.!
Dick said: “If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.”
Best line ever.
Women can’t get enough of this site. It must be true.
Alexander, great post. You are a learned scholar, in my book. Also an interesting article that I posted earlier about this type of stuff.
Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature
I think it’s a good read for all, and fun to read too. #4, about the suicide bombers, is an incredible argument. It’s like Lemmings, the real-world game.
LOL LOL LOL
Actually, women say that. In the paper I cited.
Sony’s response of course is also quite sensible.
And a truly observant critic would have complained about Sony’s use of “can” instead of “could”. But then you are a woman. Why do we speak of observant?
Dick, that’s a quote you could blog on. Why is that women, even when they are trying to appear reasonable, always come down to menacing death threats on the most trivial of issues?
In fact call that my inaugural “Ask Dick” question.
-wolfe
Not I for two reasons. One, it’s bloody bad engineering. Was that car designed by a woman? Seriously. Two, there’d be the risk of taking others with you.
Still, there’s a certain elegance to it. Glad the vertical structure survived.
-wolfe
You’ll be back. You’ll always be back (Unfortunately)
Like a whiny version of the Terminator.
You need to know enough that hydraulics don’t work on hot air.
Self centred as they are, women extrapolate on themselves.
- Clubb Stars - Let the bass kick
We do. But being as mantastically manly as nature endowed us we also retain various analogue systems as redundancy for various tasks.
Women retain water.
- Brooklyn Bounce - Born to bounce
I have no desire to engage in any type of correspondence with you, either in public or private. And now that I’ve said my peace, I can take my leave. Thanks for the learnings, all!
Peace out.
Sonyad, Wolfe says men use their brains, not their fingers, to count. Maybe you two should work that out.
And I don’t need to know about hydraulics to cut a brake line. Why do you always have to make things more complicated than they have to be?
You think too highly of yourself. Women can argue without needing a man as an excuse. Pity most men can’t do the same.
Actually no, I didn’t mean that at all. That’s type of comment is too passively aggressive for me to make. And I know that inference doesn’t go down too well outside of RL humour, where the facial expressions give you the decode key. On a message board though, it’s a maladaptive way of communicating. Perhaps you saw it that way because that is how you tend to operate.
That would prolly require her cutting my brake lines knowing I’d choose a tree than innocent motorists but you can count the women who’ve even a fleeting clue about hydraulics and its use in braking on your pinkies.
- Sonic Animation - E Ville-ko
Wolfe, that was a restricted choice between limited, given avenues.
I myself would like to go out like this:
http://67.19.177.10/newphotos/weird/weird796.jpg
- Sin - Hard Ebm-ko
I see Female is still berating KellyMac for her supposed misogyny/betrayal of the systirhood/whatever.
Women. Divided you stand.
But what man can resist a fulminating cat fight?
All women ever do or wear is for or from the eyes of men anyway and you know it.
- Christopher Lawrence - Rush Hour-ko
As you yourself would suggest, I’m sure you can find the woman to fulfill such a desire.
I’ve always liked the idea of dying peacefully in my sleep in my 90’s.
While driving a large bus over a cliff.
Filled with feminists and child abusers.
-wolfe
No, twice.
Learning to count without using one’s fingers is important. Many girls (and thus women) lack this skill, starting as early as the first grade.[1] Boys and men of course use their brains, not their fingers and toes.
I have seen no particular evidence of this, but remain ready to be persuaded otherwise. (A quick wit? Perhaps.)
As for repetition, it seems most women do not grasp the “No women allowed” terms of use of this site, no matter how many times it is repeated.
-wolfe
[1]“Gender Differences in First Grade Mathematics Strategy Use: Social and Metacognitive Influences” by Martha Carr, Ph.D., and Donna L. Jessup, Ph.D., University of Georgia, in Journal of Educational Psychology, Vol. 89, No. 2, pp 318-328.
Actually, I said “man-hating feminism”. Not “man-hating feminist”. One is an ideology, and one is a follower of the ideology. And if you don’t hate them, then where is all the hostility coming from? It’s abundantly clear, at any rate, that you have no respect for men, nor really for anyone who disagrees with you. That’s your prerogative; it’s a free country.
But think for a moment how fast any member of this board would be banned from a feminist board for saying the types of things some of the women on this board say.
Anyway, I’m tired of seeing Dick’s site highjacked for catfights. If you have anything else personal you want to say to me, e-mail me. kelly.ladymac@gmail.com. I’ll ignore personal attacks from now on. Let’s be adults and stick to the issues.
I’d find the shotgun to the back in my sleep preferable. Or the ever classic and equally dignified way to kick the bucket: poisoning for the life insurance policy payout.
- Trancefer - 02 - Silent Running
Don’t worry KellyMac, you didn’t hurt my feelings, the men here have helped me to build a rather impenetrable thick skin, which I thank them for.
As for current attempt at scratching me with your man-hating comment, well I don’t hate men KellyMac, that’s where you and I differ. You hate them as is so very clear from your unrealistic, inflated idealization of them (reaction formation). I see them for who they are, just as I see women for who they are, and no group deserves to be put on a pedestal. I judge a person not by their gender but based on who they are as an individual.
Eddy, together!
*turn to the camera* Thanks feminism.
Cue words: Feminists. The real cunts.
You are probably horrible at performing oral sex but no man will tell you for fear of being stabbed in their sleep.
Guess I’ll white that out then.
She’s right, and it’s unfortunate more people don’t understand this. As it was once said: it’s not about big or small, or fat or skinny, etc - it’s only about what’s old and what’s new. Some women feel the same way but in a slightly different context.
Lol, evileddy. :) But he was speaking of my mouth. I do go a little slack-jacked once in a while. Just one of those “female moments”.
“Fellatio” doesn’t look good on a resume… unless you are a pornstar.
Typical modern female. Nothing but shit nad misery can she give. What trash you are. You deserve to be brutally raped by a gang of dogs while the men cheer you on. But you would probably enjoy it too much.
whoops, slack-jawed, that is.
Lol, evileddy. :) But he was speaking of my mouth. I do go a little slack-jacked once in a while. Just one of those “female moments”.
Perhaps kegels are for you?
Typical. Forgotting you’re doing something you love.
I like the alliteration, and rhyming, sonyad, but I’m not sure of the abbreviation. Do you mean Democrat? I would assume so, except I haven’t said anything about my political views…
Do clarify?
Ah crap - is that thing in there again? It’s like a part of me at this point, you know? I forget the damn thing’s even there.
Would you mind posting a link to where I have stated this, Female? I know I haven’t said it, because I don’t think it. I do think I see Western society more clearly than most Western women, but it certainly doesn’t make me better than them. I used to have a lot of feminist ideas, myself. It’s virtually impossible not to, if one has been raised in a feminist-dominated society. But I got better.
You have to ask yourself, “Have I ever been passed over for a job because I’m a woman? Have I ever made less money than a man for doing the same job? Have I ever been told I can’t do something because I’m a woman?” For myself, the answer to those questions is a clear “No.” The only sexist thing I EVER remember happening to me, and I’m 41 years old, is that once, when I was around 20, a male friend of mine told me not to worry “my pretty little head”. He didn’t even mean anything by it. And even if he did, so what? That’s ONE time in FOURTY-ONE years! Clearly, that is not a societal issue, but a personal issue with him.
I did start on this site by sniping at you, Female. When I see clear man-hating feminism, I go on auto-pilot. I do apologize if I hurt your feelings. But you can’t expect to dish it out without some coming back.