Children Are Not Pinatas
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Child abuse is one of the most shepugnant acts of violence known to man. It’s wrong for the same reason it’s wrong to beat up crippled people. They can’t fight back. That’s also why it’s wrong for fat ladies to squeeze themselves into anything that couldn’t be packaged and resold as a tent. No one can fight that.
There should be no size 4, 6, or 8. If you can’t fit into a 2, cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and throw yourself away.
All women suffer from a form of female narcissistic personality disorder, FNPD for short. Here are a summary of the symptoms:
1. Being loud and obnoxious.
2. Speaking when they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
3. Beating the shit out of children.
That sums up every woman in the world.
Also: can’t drive for shit.
In the wild animal kingdom, mothers eat their babies all the time. Hamsters do it. So do fe-weasels and woman-guinea pigs. One of my friends had some gerbils when we were younger and it happened right in front of our very own eyes.
Men are better than women.
In a recent study, it was discovered that the wives of American soldiers are twice as likely to beat their kids and four times as likely to neglect them while their husbands are overseas fighting for the freedoms that make that kind of atrocious behavior possible. The neglect I can understand. Women would forget to feed themselves if men weren’t around to take them out. But the abuse?
Just like putting them on a leash, having a man around keeps women in line.
Here are some government statistics that will send you running to the pet store.
Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.
Anyone with a penis will tell you that the younger women are, the more abusive and dumber they are. If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.
Here are the results of a study I financed and undertook personally.
100% of women’s bodies turn to shit after they give birth.
I have a friend who would have been a pro footballer except late in a pre-season game, he blew his knee out. It was never the same and he blamed this blown knee for his ruined football career.
Now, if he had had absolutely no other prospects in life, and if he could have given birth to that knee, he might have smacked it around. However, as women so frequently and arrogantly remind us, men can’t give birth.
Men are better than women.
If women were my friend, football was their bodies, and grinning idiot kids were the weak knee that ended an illustrious career as a third stringer, the reasons for women and their out of control child abuse become painfully obvious.
When women aren’t thinking about their ridiculous sexual fantasies, they spend their day either beating children or thinking about beating children. That violence is all they have left after giving birth to a football that ruins their vaginas and turns their C-cups into tube socks. That’s why women in their 20’s beat children at remarkably higher rates. At that age, they have the most to lose.
Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should, and it definitely doesn’t mean they should raise them. We don’t put cops in prison. We don’t give fat kids schoolbooks printed on donuts. We don’t dress up in Bid Bird costumes, beat the fuck out of some German shepherds and then drop them off at a kid’s party.
It’s reckless and insane.
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August 15th, 2007 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
No, twice.
Learning to count without using one’s fingers is important. Many girls (and thus women) lack this skill, starting as early as the first grade.[1] Boys and men of course use their brains, not their fingers and toes.
I have seen no particular evidence of this, but remain ready to be persuaded otherwise. (A quick wit? Perhaps.)
As for repetition, it seems most women do not grasp the “No women allowed” terms of use of this site, no matter how many times it is repeated.
-wolfe
[1]“Gender Differences in First Grade Mathematics Strategy Use: Social and Metacognitive Influences” by Martha Carr, Ph.D., and Donna L. Jessup, Ph.D., University of Georgia, in Journal of Educational Psychology, Vol. 89, No. 2, pp 318-328.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
As you yourself would suggest, I’m sure you can find the woman to fulfill such a desire.
I’ve always liked the idea of dying peacefully in my sleep in my 90’s.
While driving a large bus over a cliff.
Filled with feminists and child abusers.
-wolfe
August 15th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I see Female is still berating KellyMac for her supposed misogyny/betrayal of the systirhood/whatever.
Women. Divided you stand.
But what man can resist a fulminating cat fight?
All women ever do or wear is for or from the eyes of men anyway and you know it.
- Christopher Lawrence - Rush Hour-ko
August 15th, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Wolfe, that was a restricted choice between limited, given avenues.
I myself would like to go out like this:
http://67.19.177.10/newphotos/weird/weird796.jpg
- Sin - Hard Ebm-ko
August 15th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That would prolly require her cutting my brake lines knowing I’d choose a tree than innocent motorists but you can count the women who’ve even a fleeting clue about hydraulics and its use in braking on your pinkies.
- Sonic Animation - E Ville-ko
August 15th, 2007 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
You think too highly of yourself. Women can argue without needing a man as an excuse. Pity most men can’t do the same.
Actually no, I didn’t mean that at all. That’s type of comment is too passively aggressive for me to make. And I know that inference doesn’t go down too well outside of RL humour, where the facial expressions give you the decode key. On a message board though, it’s a maladaptive way of communicating. Perhaps you saw it that way because that is how you tend to operate.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Sonyad, Wolfe says men use their brains, not their fingers, to count. Maybe you two should work that out.
And I don’t need to know about hydraulics to cut a brake line. Why do you always have to make things more complicated than they have to be?
August 15th, 2007 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I have no desire to engage in any type of correspondence with you, either in public or private. And now that I’ve said my peace, I can take my leave. Thanks for the learnings, all!
Peace out.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
We do. But being as mantastically manly as nature endowed us we also retain various analogue systems as redundancy for various tasks.
Women retain water.
- Brooklyn Bounce - Born to bounce
August 15th, 2007 at 2:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You need to know enough that hydraulics don’t work on hot air.
Self centred as they are, women extrapolate on themselves.
- Clubb Stars - Let the bass kick
August 15th, 2007 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6b5d8a918eeec
You’ll be back. You’ll always be back (Unfortunately)
Like a whiny version of the Terminator.
August 15th, 2007 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Not I for two reasons. One, it’s bloody bad engineering. Was that car designed by a woman? Seriously. Two, there’d be the risk of taking others with you.
Still, there’s a certain elegance to it. Glad the vertical structure survived.
-wolfe
August 15th, 2007 at 4:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Actually, women say that. In the paper I cited.
Sony’s response of course is also quite sensible.
And a truly observant critic would have complained about Sony’s use of “can” instead of “could”. But then you are a woman. Why do we speak of observant?
Dick, that’s a quote you could blog on. Why is that women, even when they are trying to appear reasonable, always come down to menacing death threats on the most trivial of issues?
In fact call that my inaugural “Ask Dick” question.
-wolfe
August 15th, 2007 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
Women can’t get enough of this site. It must be true.
Alexander, great post. You are a learned scholar, in my book. Also an interesting article that I posted earlier about this type of stuff.
Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature
I think it’s a good read for all, and fun to read too. #4, about the suicide bombers, is an incredible argument. It’s like Lemmings, the real-world game.
LOL LOL LOL
August 16th, 2007 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 66d38a12d22d6
Dick said: “If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.”
Best line ever.
August 16th, 2007 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
I have no desire to engage in any type of correspondence with you, either in public or private. And now that I’ve said my peace, I can take my leave. Thanks for the learnings, all!
Peace out.
Yeah, sure. You finally leave for good? When hell freezes over.
You’re like a case of herpes: comes and goes but never completely vanishes.!
August 16th, 2007 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 0aa5087643b48
Anybody see the news last night? Some woman beat the shit out of her 10 year old son at a Wal Mart. It reminding me of this article. Like, she really laid into him, closed fist into the face repeatedly.
August 16th, 2007 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Nasty. Amazing how little mental fortitude in the way of patience women possess.
You need patience with children and many mother have so very little.
But what makes it sick is they can be the nicest person you’ve met that day then turn right round and ghastly berate and physically abuse their own child like they’re not even human or they’re someone else’s offspring, not that that would amend anything.
And they become irate over trifle things (the kid keeps pestering for a particular toy other, etc.) like some 7 year old kid is slighting them on purpose.
- Atb - Fields of love
August 16th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Wolfe, why the “she said, he said”?
You repeated it. Does this not then make it true, whatever the original source?
August 16th, 2007 at 1:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
I can, unfortunately.
Poor bastards.
Necro! In rereading this, I noticed you used the plural! Were you being subtle in calling me a whore? If so, I have underestimated you!