Children Are Not Pinatas

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Child abuse is one of the most shepugnant acts of violence known to man. It’s wrong for the same reason it’s wrong to beat up crippled people. They can’t fight back. That’s also why it’s wrong for fat ladies to squeeze themselves into anything that couldn’t be packaged and resold as a tent. No one can fight that.

There should be no size 4, 6, or 8. If you can’t fit into a 2, cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and throw yourself away.

All women suffer from a form of female narcissistic personality disorder, FNPD for short. Here are a summary of the symptoms:

1. Being loud and obnoxious.
2. Speaking when they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
3. Beating the shit out of children.

That sums up every woman in the world.

Also: can’t drive for shit.

In the wild animal kingdom, mothers eat their babies all the time. Hamsters do it. So do fe-weasels and woman-guinea pigs. One of my friends had some gerbils when we were younger and it happened right in front of our very own eyes.

Men are better than women.

In a recent study, it was discovered that the wives of American soldiers are twice as likely to beat their kids and four times as likely to neglect them while their husbands are overseas fighting for the freedoms that make that kind of atrocious behavior possible. The neglect I can understand. Women would forget to feed themselves if men weren’t around to take them out. But the abuse?

Just like putting them on a leash, having a man around keeps women in line.

Here are some government statistics that will send you running to the pet store.

Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.

Anyone with a penis will tell you that the younger women are, the more abusive and dumber they are. If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.

Here are the results of a study I financed and undertook personally.

100% of women’s bodies turn to shit after they give birth.

I have a friend who would have been a pro footballer except late in a pre-season game, he blew his knee out. It was never the same and he blamed this blown knee for his ruined football career.

Now, if he had had absolutely no other prospects in life, and if he could have given birth to that knee, he might have smacked it around. However, as women so frequently and arrogantly remind us, men can’t give birth.

Men are better than women.

If women were my friend, football was their bodies, and grinning idiot kids were the weak knee that ended an illustrious career as a third stringer, the reasons for women and their out of control child abuse become painfully obvious.

When women aren’t thinking about their ridiculous sexual fantasies, they spend their day either beating children or thinking about beating children. That violence is all they have left after giving birth to a football that ruins their vaginas and turns their C-cups into tube socks. That’s why women in their 20’s beat children at remarkably higher rates. At that age, they have the most to lose.

Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should, and it definitely doesn’t mean they should raise them. We don’t put cops in prison. We don’t give fat kids schoolbooks printed on donuts. We don’t dress up in Bid Bird costumes, beat the fuck out of some German shepherds and then drop them off at a kid’s party.

It’s reckless and insane.

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Comment by Doug R.
2008-04-15 20:56:00

I love how he simply ends the article with

“Men are better than women.”

 
Comment by Sandra
2008-02-02 00:25:49

Whenever it’s brought up I sure as hell voice my opinion Doubt. Why are you assuming that I don’t? I actually, compared to many woman, am much sympathetic when it comes to those issues (believe it or not). Especially with father rights, since I’m very close to my father- not so much with my own mother because past happenings. I’ve gone to DC many times to donate to the poor, pretty much all of them with a few exceptions being male. I’m sick of hearing women yell “we’re superior” and men screaming back “yeah fucking right, we are”. will the bickering ever stop? ha, maybe in a perfect world- not this one.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-02-02 00:19:52

Sandra said:
why punish the other party for going along with it; makes no sense to me.

Then why in the hell aren’t you taking to the streets and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
It’s not like I bloody well can, now, is it? I don’t see the fucking rallies to give fathers equal, or failing that preferential custody over irresponsible whores, nor do I see any pamphlets on how important it is to NOT report domestic abuse if YOU are the one doing the abuse - and throwing china at your hubby’s head while he mires in a pool of that male indifference is fucking abuse.
On that note, why in the hell do you think that girls need to be defended in any way, shape, or form when 9/10 and 3/4 of the homeless are men? There may be more women being pushed into upper management, but where are the women being pushed out of their slutty secretary jobs and onto the streets so that ignorant pregnant teenagers could gnash their horse teeth at them?

 
Comment by King Wang
2008-02-02 00:13:08

Well, unfortunately, if you light the Torch of Man-Greatness, the FemiTrolls begin to gather like shit on the bottom of your boot on a rainy day.

Of course, it is just plain physics that says Torches draw Flamers.
As always, they feel the need to speak, no matter how stupid they are.
That isn’t surprising, just woman-law.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-02-02 00:10:13

This site seems to attract girly-girls like moths to a torch. It’s funny that they have to keep changing things around to match their self-absorption while we know one story and we stick to it. The absurdity is just self-evident - I mean, a single mother bragging about falling for a scam? Being a teenage whore? Cheating while her husband is dodging bullets for her undeserved privileges?
You really think we’ll ever fall for that shit when we have an exponential convert rate and you have a convert rate of… 0 - you just run off bitching about how you can’t “Get through to us.” And yet you are the dense ones.

 
Comment by Sandra
2008-02-02 00:06:06

i don’t believe in those ridiculous statutory rape laws. it’s insane, i say if the girl/guy is at least around 14, then they know what the fuck they’re doing. why punish the other party for going along with it; makes no sense to me.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-02-01 23:56:55

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFMiSR5hHoc
So in America, I’ll go to jail for fucking this. Not that I would - her tits have long been fucked flat - but maybe if she got implants and got her vocal cords ripped out in a fight or something. And I was on a deserted island and washes on the shore along with a crate of condoms and bleach.
But the point is that if a 16-year-old looks like a 20-year-old and she wants to get fucked - someone is going to fuck her. For that little 14-year-old fuckbox it was 12 someones. Now do we keep up this bullshit when men can just travel overseas where they don’t have to play that whole game of ‘is it a coy schoolgirl with implants or a girly-girl of “real woman” age?’
Fuck that, I know better than to settle for stupid, subhuman western girly-girls, and you bitches just push my convictions further. Call me a rapist, a pedophile, a reject - and then you dumb bitches turn around and lay on me WHY I SHOULD NOT LEAVE! Oh, this is too great. Well, I know that the fact is that I will not settle for one wife in my lifetime nor will I settle for a partnership with someone I consider lesser than me.
Now sit down and shut up so that you don’t get yourself smacked up again, teen mommy.

 
Comment by Sandra
2008-02-01 23:48:21

Dick has a fucking army of his own eh? Hmm, guess this calls for World Domination.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-02-01 23:47:12

Well, we’ve got a self-proclaimed teen mommy who brags about being a high school dropout who caters to a young child’s every whim. To keep the ball rolling, I’ll pull this up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFMiSR5hHoc
You truly are subhuman. Sit down and shut up before we make you - and you aren’t going to like that. Just sit down at the retards table with all of the other failures and losers and shell out the reparations for every school shooting, every murder, every imprisonment you can even be remotely attributed to. After all, for every one recorded, apparent case there are a thousand assaults and murders - and besides, is any punishment really too cruel for you? I mean, reparations are just monetary - at least you aren’t going to die.

 
Comment by Malcolm
2008-02-01 23:45:30

King Wang said:

Malcom- Dick is a Man-God. You are simply the shit he walks upon to get to the beach to walk on water. Being angry about his greatness only shows how small you are.

You are too stupid to be inconsistent. And I agree with my own statement, so we consistently agree you should shut your cake-maker and go away, mangina.

I’m sure Dick can speak for himself.

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-02-01 22:48:15

How else would you be able to ’stay at home and play with him non-stop’?

Can we say cha-ching? You hit the jackpot of whoredom. I have ZERO respect for single mothers. Especially the ones that sap Men for their lifeblood for 18 fucking years.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-02-01 22:43:31

Would that be about the ‘CATEGORY’ you fall under.

Yeah. I think I pretty much hit the fucking nail on the fucking head.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-02-01 22:40:46

teen mom said:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS YOUR GOD DAMNED PROBLEM!? I just saw you on Dr. Phil and you have some serious, SERIOUS issues. Dude, grow the fuck up. Learn some fucking manners. And then try and say some shit. Men and women are EQUALS..yes, we were created for different things, but that doesn’t mean men are better than women. Matter of fact, women in general are more intelligent than men. Men may be physically stronger, but bring a child into this world and then tell me men are still better.

oh, hey, and btw, NO WOMAN WANTS A MAN LIKE YOU YOU JACKASS! no one is waiting in line to be talked down to.

as far as the abuse thing goes, I had my son when I was 17, he is spoiled rotten, I stay at home with him and play with him nonstop, he is not neglected and he is not abused. His father abused me while I was pregnant, and oh, guess what? I HAVE CUSTODY AND HIS VISITS ARE SUPERVISED.

I understand there are some women who fall under the category that you’re discussing, but a majority of women aren’t.

Grow up

1. The words ‘teen mom’ say it all and per-your-words you have a spoiled rotten child which says WONDERS for your parenting. So your opinions on parenting have - nil - credibility here.

2. Women love ‘Dicks’. It’s a proven fact. Even Carlos Mencia proved it in a crowd of Men and women and then went on to call them all whores. I’m generally a sarcastic prick and NEVER debase myself to rewarding a woman’s lust for attention whoring and I can’t ever remember a time I couldn’t get laid. Of course girly-girls tend to get offended and bitchy at which time they are summarily booted from house or car.

3. What did the ‘abuse’ involve? You went psychotic because he was one of your first loves and you accused him of cheating? Or you told him you hated him and hoped he would die so he left your bitchy ass and fucked one of your friends? You found out, egged his car/house or better yet you were living together so trashed all of his belongings. You argue, at which time he shoves you off of him when you reach for a weapon or knife, leaves your anemic ass with a bruise and you call the cops and scream DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! Then you call some pathetic, femi-nazi social worker over, snap some pictures of some tiny, ridiculous bruise and get a restraining order which according to the legal system entitles him to only visitation and no custody until the restraining order expires in five years. Then RUN your tired ass over to Child Support Services, tell them he only sees the child once or twice a week at which time they entitle you to the lion’s share of his paycheck which he slaves for 40-60 hours a week for, garnish his tax returns, take any property under his name they can get their hands on while you sit at home eating bon-bons every waking minute of your miserable life. Then, as if all that were not enough you decide to get State health insurance (because at this point we all know you’re a terrible mother) so the Child Support retards order him to pay for real health insurance taking more finances out of his paycheck. You still weren’t done were you bitch? Tell me I’m wrong? You then put your kid in the most expensive daycare you could find and called it ‘childcare expenses’ and his paycheck is now practically non-existent but you don’t submit the child at all and keep the money like the society-sapping leech you are. Of course you still have one, last trump card left. His child. So you ‘decide’ whether visitation happens at all and come up with lies, deviant half truths and bullshit to keep him from seeing the child. The biggest victory for you?

Getting to sit around on your saggy, fat, repulsive, disgusting, lazy, whorish ass for the next 18 years while you live off of most of his paycheck at your Mother’s house, with no bills.

I know the story. Pretty close? Using girly-girl tears and whorish ways to put a decent Man in jail? Depriving him of his rights as a father? Still whoring it out now that he’s gone? Bringing new, strange Men to your house that makes your child confused and bewildered so that later on in life he’ll call his Mother a promiscous whore?
Prediction? He’ll let the restraining order expire and if he wants his child around badly enough, take custody from your ass.

You’re a whore. Now fuck off.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by King Wang
2008-02-01 22:08:15

Malcom- Dick is a Man-God. You are simply the shit he walks upon to get to the beach to walk on water. Being angry about his greatness only shows how small you are.

You are too stupid to be inconsistent. And I agree with my own statement, so we consistently agree you should shut your cake-maker and go away, mangina.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-02-01 20:12:39

Surely you understand the symbolic reference that Dick was illustrating or are you really too dull to pick on semantics?

 
Comment by Malcolm
2008-02-01 20:04:51

Dick, elsewhere you mentioned that your mother was a saint…..and yet in this article, you say ALL women are FNPD and enjoy beating the shit out of children.
You’re too inconsistent.

 
Comment by Man
2008-01-16 16:14:11

teen mom said:

as far as the abuse thing goes, I had my son when I was 17, he is spoiled rotten, I stay at home with him and play with him nonstop, he is not neglected and he is not abused.
Grow up

Spoiled children ARE abused. Not as badly as physical abuse. But spoiling a child is terrible, unless of course he plans to live with you forever, and then you hire people to look after him after you die. Naturally he won’t get a job because that might hurt his feelings. Etc.

 
Comment by Vickie
2007-12-30 20:23:30

Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should

That line is SO true! I’m a woman and I believe 100% in that line. Dick is funny….C cups into tube socks. LOL That’s funny! I love to hear what Dick has to say and coming from a woman, I believe that alot of what he says is true. Keep it coming Dick.

 
Comment by Hilary
2007-12-08 09:59:12

Necroswordsman said:

kristina said:

I want to believe that. I do.

GO DIE IN A TOILET AFTER BEING RAPED YOU WHORE!!!

That is a sick thing to say.

 
Comment by King Wang
2007-12-08 06:29:55

Well, to people like Teen Mom who are smart enough to fuck but not smart enough to learn the use of a rubber, is it any surprise that she will use her kid for free money and paychecks?

After all, it should be obvous as a teen and mom, her development level is so superior she posted on a man site about her infantile views. Or the fact that she has none…..

That said, it is good to see these old articles come to the forefront, these gals really keep the shit moving, but that is what Ex-Lax is for right?

 
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