Now we have a collective tyrant – the Persona, which women use whenever they feel like terrorizing men.

which we men on this site are fighting, fortunaltely not only us few here, the whole world already know is and only ‘mne” who don’t are whiimin posting here pretending here to be men, which is one of the Persona tricks.

Arbalest said:

Wait, everyone get your MATBW bingo cards, here comes some woman telling sandman to “get a MAN 2 du it, fag!”

If my penis didn’t automaticly come with an Adams apple gaydar I would probably be getting the best head ever. Write that down. Make bumper stickers out of it even.

I mean gay guys LOVE the cock and cant wait to see it, let alone get it in their mouthes. Women look at your dick as a JOB to do….and we all know how women handle jobs, they dont. And they look at it as a job to do because it IS…ITS THE ONLY FUCKING JOB THEY HAVE TO DO! And the majority of them still fuck it up and youre left with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters to finish it.

Rosie is the only reliable woman in the world and thats because she’s attached to a mans arm. Write that down too.

Dont worry, she’s probably practicing the only job she has to do with everyone else BUT you if your married. And she’s only practicing it to keep her form up for the NEXT man that wants to give her half of his shit.

The real question is….How the fuck do you practice laying there like a futon?

Dick….I need a manswer.

Necroswordsman said:

sonyad said:

That’s one fine thing women can do properly.

Another is cock sucking.

No really, most of them cant even get that right…they cant stop talking long enough, use waay too much bs hand movement, don’t go down far enough, or just plain act like its a horrible chore.

Finding a woman thats anywhere near decent let alone GOOD at fellatio is like finding one that knows how to fucking cook anymore. Finding a woman that can and will prepare a meal is like finding one that is DECENT at fellatio repectively. And finding one thats GOOD at fellatio is like finding a good female chef. Impossible.

Female chefs are shit.

-Dick

Why? The resumes are all lifted directly from an MS Office sample query letter. I even noticed a few listed on a site called womensresumelist.com.

How fitting.

Billy said:

lol Chris – women simple expect everything they want just handed to them.

Neckro many of them don’t do that properly even.
I think they should be trained in school in the senior year.
And maybe women studies in college should be changed to advanced CS. :)

On formal cs’ing for women: I’m all for it.
I actually had to tell one once: Please, it’s not corn on the cob! (I was literally clenching my teeth during the ordeal)
It took about five mns for her to “get” the reference. No surprise there.
Feel sorry for the next sucker she “gnawed” on, thinking it was going to turn him on.

Billy said:

lol Chris – women simple expect everything they want just handed to them.

Neckro many of them don’t do that properly even.
I think they should be trained in school in the senior year.
And maybe women studies in college should be changed to advanced CS. :)

No mor eimportant for lesson in Shut the fuck up when needed.

Neckro many of them don’t do that properly even.
I think they should be trained in school in the senior year.
And maybe women studies in college should be changed to advanced CS. :)

sonyad said:

That’s one fine thing women can do properly.

Another is cock sucking.

sonyad said:

Diamatik, does it require constant painstaking effort to be so unassailably right or does it come with the willful spurting ease of manturalness?

It takes very little effort, sonyad. Women are always wrong, so all I have to do is say something that contradicts whatever rubbish it is they are saying and them I’m automatically correct. Oh, it also helps that I’m a man – especially so because of the fact that men are better than women.

That’s one fine thing women can do properly.