Call Dick!
I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.
Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.
To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.
No women are allowed to call.
(213) 985 DICK
(213) 985 3425
-Dick
64 Responses to “Call Dick!”
April 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Do you realize that after so many post for ‘x’ amount of time…the main ideas of the posts begin to replicate. A man-thought to consider: Dick’s guest appearance should cost money. He is capitalist.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
It is some kind irony that Great Britian’s greatest monarch was a woman who ‘married her nation’. Very bizarre, but touching unto what sacrifice is required if a female is serious about achievement. Off to the Abbey with you! A quaint, old idea. Not today, though, certainly-and you are touching on something precisely with the total breakdown of role expectation in society. It’s a round-about; if women are left on their own to reproduce without legal partners (and they will), then they must turn to the State for provision. The State will push to educate them and help them achieve ‘family independence’ but placing them in the highest paying positions they can find. Everyone has noticed how most female, single parents can’t hack nursing or administrative jobs for long. Men are paying higher taxes for all of this?
April 15th, 2008 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: edff76863d717
Sorry, but I think you mean the Man Prime Minister is doing a great job, the queen doesn’t do anything.
Nah, that’s because that stupid first Woman ate something when the Man wasn’t looking, otherwise endurance would mean nothing because it wouldn’t hurt.
April 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a73d2b9ad0e2
You are a fucking genious!! Seriously. The way you slaughtered that woman on DrPhil was beautiful, you really have a silver tounge. Fucking genious.
Henrik
April 17th, 2008 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b45718bc463a
I looked at the http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.com website and saw that their list of reasons “women are better” just proved that their nothing but leeches and whores. MEN made society, MEN created the foundations for democracy, and MEN gave their lives so women could bitch and moan abotu stuff they don’t need to worry about, because MEN have all their bases covered for them.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8055207e262fc
The Dr Phil episode with Dick in it just aired here in New Zealand and I have to say if Dick wasn’t sexist I think he would be a truly funny, intelligent guy! Although I of course don’t agree with his thoughts on women, being one myself, I think he is hilarious! Although he has an answer for everything, one thing he repeated constantly was that most rapists were raised by single mothers, at least the mothers gave it a shot?? Where are all the fathers anyway? And there is always the fact that the men themselves are the rapists? And to say everything is made by men…my body created my son, and fed/nurtured him. And I am lucky I procreated with a fantastic man who respects women and helped me raise a healthy/balanced son, it’s a pity Dick’s mother did not have the same support from a man. And I get the feeling Dick was not hugged enough as a child…But seriously he is entitled to his opinion and as it is very much the minority I don’t find this site offensive now but just funny :)
April 18th, 2008 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: fac5230ff723d
They are in jail for false rape allegations, paying child support, thrown out by the woman (if they are lucky) or killed because they did not approve of what the motehr “felt” at the time.
Ah, the common fallacy.
You did not create anything, you grew something a man had created. You do not “create” a baby, you take semen and turn it into a grown being. ElChauv expressed it as “Women are like dirt you plant a seed in”, and although rater crude, the point shines through.
There you go, making assumptions.
You know nothing about Dick, so please shut up about his mother. If you can give me a source, I will retract my statement, but otherwise, take your assumptions somewhere else.
The morw women that fuck men over, the faster this site becomes the majority. And hey, at least you did not insult anyone. Oh wait, you did - Dick’s mother. Why does it always have to be the womans fault, huh?
April 21st, 2008 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5a3a5dfce771d
I’m a woman, but maybe a bad example. I love sex and my tits, and I agree that MOST woman are horrible drivers and can not calmly make a point in an arguement. Fortunately I’m not one of them. I’ve got to say though, the stuff on this site is pretty funny. Where do you come up with this? Also Dick has a killer moustache.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Where does Dick come up with this? I think he opens his eyes and observes.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 63ba92e250edc
hhahaha, this is the funniest shit ever. I actually pissed myself when you shut down that dumb bitch on Dr. Phill. Chill out ladies dont mentruate on me yet. I want someone to tear apart this, my mum ahahha. Anyway, shes a single mum, doesnt have much interest in stealing a mans money or ruining his life, or what ever you say all women do to men (i just rekon its the dumb cruel bitchs). She makes a very good living for herself and works very hard for her money. My dad doesnt pay shit all child support but she doesnt care. And she has 6 degrees and no their not in ‘design’ and ‘cooking’, can you find her flaws? True i have just highlighted good qualities. But she can be a bitch sometimes, but what women cant.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd3cdbe32d380
“However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.”
I love how this is WRITTEN right next to an ad for the book you WROTE for MEN to READ. Stop being a hypocritical coward. I read one of your blogs and you mentioned that psychology is “girly”, but Freud, the father of psychology, was a misogynistic pig just as yourself. You are uneducated and childish. “No women allowed”? Why don’t you build a damned tree house.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 am - IP Man-Hash: abc306c7e61ea
Hey Dick,
Your my hero.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
Dick, will you marry me?
Oh wait, I think the institution of marriage is bullshit…allow me to rephrase that…Dick, will you let me suck your dick? hahaha
I’m such a whore ;)
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
It is a sick & twisted irony that you won’t find who loves you for you until you’re broke from paying child support. It’s a wicked thing to call it that; shouldn’t it be ‘mommy remarketing’? But, that is why it’s all about cash, cash & gifts, ‘check please’ and get out of there. Do not remarry, tempting as the thought of netting all the kid’s support out one to the other may be. Single is as single does, wife swapping (isn’t that what it is?) is something not disclosed in the divorce papers in fine print.
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Condoms are over there on the ‘for women only’ shelf. Most guys would rather jam it in between a set of matresses than work w/ one of those pleasure destoyers. Let’s keep the work out at the gym, shall we? Strange how women who whip out the ‘ole glove never have any more creative ways to have fun. You’ll notice it’s always ’screw only’ Missionary.
The diffculty you experience as your sweat drips down unto her phoney orgasm is a preview; it’s not to late to go.
Woman who don’t claim child support are beggars; they simply drag their children along in a state of poverty and neglect until a male (in their higher sense of compassion, responsibility & decency) gives them money for their child. Therefore; the child is being used as a lure.
As far as involvement of state in domestic affairs-well, that depends on the stewardship of a society with what they are given. Can state agency intervene without the personal gain of a dictatorship?
Never seen the kind of ‘blue’ whatever your talking about set out on a hostile coup to open orphanges or reverse the aftermath of teen pregnancy.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c30872109b34b
Interesting… so condoms suck, but it’s all the woman’s fault for getting pregnant? Keep in mind it takes two to tango. And I don’t see how, in your view, a woman could ever be right when it comes to children. On one hand, if the woman claims child support, then she’s a leech. But if she doesn’t, she’s just using the child as a lure for other men. And if she’s a single, self-supporting mother, then…
Oh, she’s whoring herself!
Despite what any woman, or man of fair judgment, may say, you will always be chauvinistic. Do you even know what chauvinism means? It means you are blindly following the cause of any group. Note the “blindly” here. You think that talking to women is like talking to a wall?
That is what we call “situational irony”.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e
I’d follow any man blindly before i did a woman.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8055207e262fc
He said he was raised by a single mother on the Dr Phil show…
May 8th, 2008 at 6:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8055207e262fc
So a man orgasms and a baby is made huh…I don’t just take semen and turn in into something (although by turning it into something I am creating something jackass) I provided the egg, 50/50 so far, then I provide the place for it to grow while my body does a shitload of hard work…anywhoo I’m off to play with my sweet little boy, and give him LOTS of hugs…
May 8th, 2008 at 6:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Is this the part where you sit and get fat while watching Oprah? I do more work in 1 hour than you and your body does in 9 months.