Call Dick!
I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.
Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.
To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.
No women are allowed to call.
(213) 985 DICK
(213) 985 3425
-Dick
March 8th, 2008 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4aba00bf66121
I’ll call dick. I’ll call him a pencil dick.
No-one likes a pencil dick. Not even gay virgins. Awwwwwwww
March 10th, 2008 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: f324da94e2b95
Hell yeah!!! I’m putting this # into my cell right the fuck now. Can’t wait to do some drunk dialing.
I might even let you listen in to some fat woman conversation at a bar or restaurant. Speakerphone FTW!!!
March 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Hours?
March 11th, 2008 at 11:20 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
El Chauvinisto, I love that idea.
-Dick
March 13th, 2008 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
…?
March 13th, 2008 at 1:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She’s just a stupid whore. You don’t ask a dog why it humps your leg.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Hi, Amy.
Stick a gun in your mouth immediately.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: f89b22f8e8a2f
I tried to call Dick, but it always went to the answering machine. Why do you not answer?
March 27th, 2008 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 66597385ac437
Yeah Dick, why you not answer? Don’t you want to talk to these 9 year olds directly?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
They’re just as cute as a button when they’re angry. I love that thing they do where they blush and have their little fisticuffs right next to their hips. The wrists are pointed out and their tits are showing - it’s just so silly.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796401fa5b5aa
It’s about time someone said it like it is! I am obsessed with how fantastic women are but its true, they are whores! Far too many hormones in those irrational bodies!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 490d8c7453ac9
To the gals who post their tres clever comments: As this is all you can do, and know that you can do nothing, enjoy nothing and accomplish nothing of value without men. Feel free to rail against your feebleness. Every skwack, whoop and snort and hollow high-fives and claims of independant sisterhood is music is acknowledgment on your part that you are incapable of generating or maintaining an environment that can function without the mentality, the muscle, the money, the generiativity and maturity of men. At the present time the best you have is other men who use you as an excuse to strip resources from other men and their children. Face it ladies if you were all that your man would stay home without a gov’t gun to his head. That you don’t care save that someone continually hold a gun to his head is telling enough.
Respectfully submitted
Darrel Harb
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21d33d8c38f13
Did you guys know that Dick has a GIRLFRIEND????
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Nobody asked her to speak and yet she spoke; she seems a bit underdeveloped to have bags under her eyes. Must be a teen mommy, per usual.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
April 4th, 2008 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
I would hate to wake up in his bed! She must be one dumb Cali girl.
I once, when I was a teenager in the 1970s, though, called the Make A Wish foundation and told them I was gravely ill with leukemia and that my final wish in life was to meet Rod Stewart, my evil plan was to get in Rod’s bed. He will boink anyone, so I thought it was worth a shot, but unfortunately they made me undergo a screening, and I, of course, came up negative, so I was not granted the wish.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 7852fa2fc7d65
It does not seem to bother you that you wasted a lot of of the professionals time with your lie. Thats a pretty serious example of a complete lack of integrity. This is a MAJOR log that is being added to the raging fire here. With teenage girls lying to a point where its waisting money and time, whats next? Are you going to lie to your boyfriend about being pregnant, or lie to your husband that the child your carrying is his?
April 4th, 2008 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
So what? I got a girlfriend, I’m not gay. The trick is to understand that there are some gals that understand that they are dependant and live within that paradigm. The majority assume they’ll get in charge and run the show somehow, usually by threatening intervention by other men assumed to be impartial and fair, but anything but. Incredibly women see other men as instrumental in assuming their priority. Irony escapes them, but i digress. The sad realization is to never hand over control of your life and assets to someone that hasn’t earned them and won’t maintain them for you. A partnership between male and female is possible if each brings equal assets. When one brings the stuff and the other brings the appetite, it’s a recipe for disaster. No partnership between unequals is possible. In theory it’s possible that a woman choses to play fair and not seek primacy by paradigm shift encouraged by officers of the court, but they’re few and far between. A smart woman knows understands her weakness and cultivates her man to desire her. The rest? well, you know what the rest want. If Dick’s got a smart woman, more power to him and her. That’s the way it should be. Me? I’m still looking for my Sarah Conner and the closest I’ve gotten is Tammy Bruce, which is clearly not close enough. Diogenes had it easy…
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb
April 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
I would hate to wake up in his bed! She must be one dumb Cali girl.
I once, when I was a teenager in the 1970s, though, called the Make A Wish foundation and told them I was gravely ill with leukemia and that my final wish in life was to meet Rod Stewart, my evil plan was to get in Rod’s bed. He will boink anyone, so I thought it was worth a shot, but unfortunately they made me undergo a screening, and I, of course, came up negative, so I was not granted the
wish.
Rod Stewart!!?!?
Did Dick already note that you girls are suckers for degradation? Does your unhappily abstinant and bored hubby know you’d go every which way but loose with any oriface and number of ugly clever frontmen that won’t remember that you ever existed? Betcha you’d raise his baby but stick your hubby with the support payments, wouldn’t you? What’s wrong with you that any famously irresponsible blokes’ meat missle has received clearance to lock into your glidepath from your control tower. You don’t see your thought process as patheticly purile, do you, which in itself is pathetic. And yeah, posing as a dying child to get your stupid fantasy, how fuckked up exactly is that? Did anything change?
Doubt it, odds are you haven’t even made it to ‘woman’ yet.
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb
April 4th, 2008 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
I did not have a hubby as a teenager (and still do not). I do not believe in marriage or having kids.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
Why the hell would I stick a husband with payments, even if I had a child (by Rod Stewart)? That sounds like something a democrat would do, almost like Welfare, I hate the blue party and everything it advocates and stands for! By the way, I would not have gotten pregnant with Rod’s child because I would use a condom, I do not want to go through the hell of even getting pregnant, let alone having an ultimatum of putting it up for grabs or keeping it.
Just because I am a little rowdy that does not mean I am careless (at least on my own part).
April 4th, 2008 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Did you feel any guilt as a teenager at all for lying to doctors, parents, and, shockingly, a volunteer organization trying to help sick kids?
Do you feel guilt now about what you’ve done? If not, its a good thing your not having kids…they would have a terrible role model. Your personal corruption is astounding.
April 4th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
The entire mass of femidom is corrupt and rotten.
Stop blinding your eyes with such stunning and misleading light and let your shadow guide you for once.
April 5th, 2008 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 0860d9ee9875a
Dude, you’re out of your mind. I really find this whole thing hard to believe. Going out and saying that all women are whores, and truly believing it? thats just crazy man. I mean, I’m a huge fan of sluts, and ill go around saying “they’re all sluts”, but i dont mean that by any means. But, whores? really?
I look at you, and what you’re preaching, and i look at cult leaders, and christian nutjobs, and i can’t see a difference. If your OPINION, (and thats all it is) is that women are worthless, then great. But keep that shit to yourself.
All man with mustaches are gay.
All black people sell drugs
All Irish are alchoholics
All Germans are nazis or fascists
All women are whores……….
You are probably racist as well? i truly can’t imagine you not being.
You’re a fuckin loser man. Im 29 years old, single by choice, and get far more women because i show them respect, and treat them well. But hey, i suppose i could play a part and start a website just to sell a book too. maybe ill start my own/
If anything Dick, it sounds like you’re the one whoring yourself out…But hey, look at the bright side, If this whole anti-women cult fails, and the book doesnt sell, you can always go back to “Reno, 911″
You fuckin douche.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
I said I am not careless ON MY OWN PART, as for other people, no I do not care. But I am sure if you have ever taunted someone in some way than you did not care about them, either!
April 5th, 2008 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce4e0fa60436e
haha!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77dfb483f80b2
I am Irish English drink more than us these days
o/ Dick for the lulz
April 7th, 2008 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7d858577420a7
Dick, you are the prophet of our generation. A goddamn herald of cautionary tidings.
Absolutely fucking fabulous work. Would love to stay and read more but I’m needed in the kitchen.
Just kidding. Women aren’t needed anywhere.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ebe80ee6dbcd
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!! I LOVE BEING HATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THRIVE ON IT!!!! YOUR POINTS ARE PROVEN!!!!! I NEED HATE FROM THE MALE SPECIES TO FUNCTION!!!!!! TOTALLY CO DEPENDENT!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE KEEP UP THE HATE SO MY FELLOW WHORES AND I DON’T PARISH!!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 7fddfa4d5eec7
Just wondering what you think of gays. And transexuals… Because you do say that men are born with the strongest man brain.. soooo what happend..
anyway good job.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
April 8th, 2008 at 11:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
This guy has to be a closet gay lmao
For the record im not actually a guy, ive never had sex before so therefore im not a whore. I go to college,pay taxes and have a self owned business, therefore im not stupid.
I don’t have a man in my life and I have my own car and pay my own bills.
I do not need a man, though my ex slept on MY couch.
Lesbians are not faking it, they have decreased levels of hormones therefore they have qualities that a man has.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
This guy has to be a closet gay lmao
For the record im not actually a guy, ive never had sex before so therefore im not a whore. I go to college,pay taxes and have a self owned business, therefore im not stupid.
I don’t have a man in my life and I have my own car and pay my own bills.
I do not need a man, though my ex slept on MY couch.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
You all have serious mental issues if you actually believe this crap, or maybe you have low self esteem and feel inferior to women.
Women give birth because women have more endurance to pain then men. The queen of England seems to be doing a great job in my eyes, look at what a peaceful country that is.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
The Queen of England is doing well, because she behaves publicly and politically as a man.
Much of what you see on this site is in response to what American family law has done to the traditional ideal male-female compact. If you can as a woman take responsibility for yourself, fine. If you have integrity and self sufficiency, fine. If you try to contribute, pull your wieght and not parasitize, fine, but you are in the minority, maybe not in the trailer park set but certainly in the educated and upper middle class babes.
Much of this site deals with stereotypes because, by and large, stereotypes have significant predictive value. Sterotypes work better than nothing when there is no other information incoming. There’s no benefit supplanting stereotypes with a predictive value of 50% with stereotypes with a 10% predictive value. Hence while in real life women are not all one thing, there is a greater likelyhood that they will behave one way than another.
Until gals realize that the jig is up and the men with potential will not allow themselves to be further extorted by the third party in the bed (family courts)nothing will change and only the stupid will fall into the legal sanctioned relationship pit and drown trying to cater to the impossible whims and contradictory goals of the affluent American female in all her glory.
In any respect England is a powderkeg and the female imperitive of letting everyone in will destroy the country in short order. Anyone expousing the wonders of living somewhere should actually try it for a few years before extolling the virtues of said miracle land. Two weeks was enough for me to know the BI are a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb
April 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
Oh and for the idiots considering writing a response:
The Queen of England doesn;t run the country. The Parliment and PM does and in typical female oriented liberal psychosis is runniung a perfectly good country rapidly into the ground in an effort to avoid manning up and doing the right things that have always worked to keep families together.
Darrell Harb.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 434e721115155
DICK IS A GOD WOOT WAHHAAH PRAISE DICK
April 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7954ce49b9f65
[...] http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com has proposed that men and only men (women not allowed) to call his number and bitch and moan and whine about what men do better than women. Well, they certainly know how [...]
April 9th, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Dick,
Do you agree that the spelling of WOMAN should be changed to WOMYN? lol
I found a site that contradicts everything Dick has to say…
http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com
its hilarious
April 11th, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: af85fe35755b3
so JKR you say you dont belive in having kids, so you believe in the worlds population coming to an end?
April 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2ee6d8fcd30e0
man i hate u so much …
April 12th, 2008 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 553bf13b908cc
This is why women shouldn’t be allowed on the Internet; they’re too stupid to string together sentences into coherent arguments and too poor to buy real domain names.
April 12th, 2008 at 1:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Most likely you shell out money and money trumps anything.
You choose to be single like myself because, all women are cheating whores, bottomline.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c7c2a64c7c34
What does your mother think of you?
April 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Why do women tease themselves that men want to know anything about giving birth? Trying to twist penis envy? No, there is not ‘uterine envy’.
My mom tried to explain to me what that was like once; she said “it’s like the worst shit cramp you’ve every had in your life, over and over”.
(more information than I needed as par usual)
April 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Do you realize that after so many post for ‘x’ amount of time…the main ideas of the posts begin to replicate. A man-thought to consider: Dick’s guest appearance should cost money. He is capitalist.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
It is some kind irony that Great Britian’s greatest monarch was a woman who ‘married her nation’. Very bizarre, but touching unto what sacrifice is required if a female is serious about achievement. Off to the Abbey with you! A quaint, old idea. Not today, though, certainly-and you are touching on something precisely with the total breakdown of role expectation in society. It’s a round-about; if women are left on their own to reproduce without legal partners (and they will), then they must turn to the State for provision. The State will push to educate them and help them achieve ‘family independence’ but placing them in the highest paying positions they can find. Everyone has noticed how most female, single parents can’t hack nursing or administrative jobs for long. Men are paying higher taxes for all of this?
April 15th, 2008 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: edff76863d717
Sorry, but I think you mean the Man Prime Minister is doing a great job, the queen doesn’t do anything.
Nah, that’s because that stupid first Woman ate something when the Man wasn’t looking, otherwise endurance would mean nothing because it wouldn’t hurt.
April 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a73d2b9ad0e2
You are a fucking genious!! Seriously. The way you slaughtered that woman on DrPhil was beautiful, you really have a silver tounge. Fucking genious.
Henrik
April 17th, 2008 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b45718bc463a
I looked at the http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.com website and saw that their list of reasons “women are better” just proved that their nothing but leeches and whores. MEN made society, MEN created the foundations for democracy, and MEN gave their lives so women could bitch and moan abotu stuff they don’t need to worry about, because MEN have all their bases covered for them.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8055207e262fc
The Dr Phil episode with Dick in it just aired here in New Zealand and I have to say if Dick wasn’t sexist I think he would be a truly funny, intelligent guy! Although I of course don’t agree with his thoughts on women, being one myself, I think he is hilarious! Although he has an answer for everything, one thing he repeated constantly was that most rapists were raised by single mothers, at least the mothers gave it a shot?? Where are all the fathers anyway? And there is always the fact that the men themselves are the rapists? And to say everything is made by men…my body created my son, and fed/nurtured him. And I am lucky I procreated with a fantastic man who respects women and helped me raise a healthy/balanced son, it’s a pity Dick’s mother did not have the same support from a man. And I get the feeling Dick was not hugged enough as a child…But seriously he is entitled to his opinion and as it is very much the minority I don’t find this site offensive now but just funny :)
April 18th, 2008 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: fac5230ff723d
They are in jail for false rape allegations, paying child support, thrown out by the woman (if they are lucky) or killed because they did not approve of what the motehr “felt” at the time.
Ah, the common fallacy.
You did not create anything, you grew something a man had created. You do not “create” a baby, you take semen and turn it into a grown being. ElChauv expressed it as “Women are like dirt you plant a seed in”, and although rater crude, the point shines through.
There you go, making assumptions.
You know nothing about Dick, so please shut up about his mother. If you can give me a source, I will retract my statement, but otherwise, take your assumptions somewhere else.
The morw women that fuck men over, the faster this site becomes the majority. And hey, at least you did not insult anyone. Oh wait, you did - Dick’s mother. Why does it always have to be the womans fault, huh?
April 21st, 2008 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5a3a5dfce771d
I’m a woman, but maybe a bad example. I love sex and my tits, and I agree that MOST woman are horrible drivers and can not calmly make a point in an arguement. Fortunately I’m not one of them. I’ve got to say though, the stuff on this site is pretty funny. Where do you come up with this? Also Dick has a killer moustache.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Where does Dick come up with this? I think he opens his eyes and observes.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 63ba92e250edc
hhahaha, this is the funniest shit ever. I actually pissed myself when you shut down that dumb bitch on Dr. Phill. Chill out ladies dont mentruate on me yet. I want someone to tear apart this, my mum ahahha. Anyway, shes a single mum, doesnt have much interest in stealing a mans money or ruining his life, or what ever you say all women do to men (i just rekon its the dumb cruel bitchs). She makes a very good living for herself and works very hard for her money. My dad doesnt pay shit all child support but she doesnt care. And she has 6 degrees and no their not in ‘design’ and ‘cooking’, can you find her flaws? True i have just highlighted good qualities. But she can be a bitch sometimes, but what women cant.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd3cdbe32d380
“However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.”
I love how this is WRITTEN right next to an ad for the book you WROTE for MEN to READ. Stop being a hypocritical coward. I read one of your blogs and you mentioned that psychology is “girly”, but Freud, the father of psychology, was a misogynistic pig just as yourself. You are uneducated and childish. “No women allowed”? Why don’t you build a damned tree house.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 am - IP Man-Hash: abc306c7e61ea
Hey Dick,
Your my hero.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
Dick, will you marry me?
Oh wait, I think the institution of marriage is bullshit…allow me to rephrase that…Dick, will you let me suck your dick? hahaha
I’m such a whore ;)
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
It is a sick & twisted irony that you won’t find who loves you for you until you’re broke from paying child support. It’s a wicked thing to call it that; shouldn’t it be ‘mommy remarketing’? But, that is why it’s all about cash, cash & gifts, ‘check please’ and get out of there. Do not remarry, tempting as the thought of netting all the kid’s support out one to the other may be. Single is as single does, wife swapping (isn’t that what it is?) is something not disclosed in the divorce papers in fine print.