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I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.
Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.
To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.
No women are allowed to call.
(323) 454-DICK
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I have a vague feeling that your a transvestite hiding behind your sexist website. Good day sir, good day to you, it may be one of your last.
The number given gives me a does not exist reply
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/254228/the_y_chromosome_theor y_why_women_are.html
this is scientific proof that small dick Dick masterson is a fuckin retard
oh and just for the record im a guy so any of u bitches who think men are better then women come see me if u think you small dick little chicken shits could do anything. this is proof that women are equal if not more important than men so fuck you dick
hey you dumb bitch how are you with your big ass dumb fuckin glasses wen u grow some real balls and you wanna step up and say some shit 2 me or my wife about women u go ahead and give me a call 703 795 5337 haha thanks dick
hahaha we get it theres a bunch of sad lonely faggots that like dick haha any1 who thinks this world would be good without women is a fuckin retard who needs 2 go back 2 high school and get your fuckin education cuz obviously we couldnt repopulate couldnt grow from babies proporly and as dick has shown every1 we would probably all grow up wear sunglasses 24 fuckin 7 cuz he thinks its just sooooo cool and change our names to some shit like idk dick masterson look any1 thats got a problem with women or thinks less of them then men is a dumb ass inbread bitch with a small penis and lack of common sense who needs to be kicked in the head a few times and i would gladly do it. more importantly if u look back at many ancient cultures women were practically worshipped and for good reason. so to all u sexist bitches who never get laid i say this fuck you go die and if u wanna fuckin say somthin my numbers here, come see me bitches and see if i let u walk away without a hatchet in your fuckin face you dumb bitches women are the shit end of discussion fuck you dick and ur big used and abused asshole :]
excuse me dick (: i love the person above me who also happens to be my amazing husband!! any ways your a sad excuse for a man if you had half the dick my husband has you still couldnt handle ANY woman that came your way. your a chauvonist bastard that is only like this because YOU NEVER GOT LAID(: you need to go to prison to be shown how a real bitch is handeled (: LOVE the fact that you wear those DUMB ASS glasses…..you faggot! (: hehehe
Well, if I said that I agree with you, I would “enjoy being insulted” and if I didn’t, well, I would still be a stupid, useless whore. I will not say that you are a (and I quote some of your callers) “faggot”, “homo”, or some other insult being cruel to homosexuals (What do women have against gays? Maybe it’s the competition?). In fact, although I am being masochistic, I am somewhat attracted to you (not that you would care, would you?). I will not say that you never have sex, because whether or not you have sex with other women is of no concern to me. I admit that I agree with you, on some aspects anyway. I would ask something along the lines of “Have you ever had problems with a girl you loved, and are convinced all women are like her?” but I do hate it when others ask psychologically analytical questions, so I will not ask (I just did didn’t I? Ha, I guess I am a bit stupid). Well, if it means anything, I do like your work and I would happily enter a relationship with you (which you would probably shoot down, seeing that you seem to think all women are cheating whores).
Oppressed Womanhood
Privileged but malcontented, as ever.
YOUR ALL FUCKING TOOLS !!
GET OVER IT
CHICKS HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
gtfo bitch
Good job! You’re obviously very angry because you are typing in all caps! Just like every other women not being able to get a coherent thought across without yelling or bitching (and even then it’s still a strech).
everything you say is true women love being told there place i grew up blind cause of my mother n sisters but now i know from experience
mick: Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t protect your wallet though mate. At all costs.
Your a dick. So shut the fuck up.
The Anglo Saxons? I hope you’re planning to take history lessons Samantha because it were in fact the Jewish people that started Christianity, and the Romans that realized God, in all His glory, hád to have been a man.
One thing feminists have undoubtedly beaten men at so far. They don’t separate themselves by nation, race or religion.
Something to think about men.
But feminists love it whne they can make us separate ourselves that way. Eh john
Brothers always CUM in the bitches eyes! All the Men start your own MALE SUPREMACY MOVEMENT! Get all your friends build website, videos, art, songs, pics, destroy companies, organizations, musicians, actresses, movies, tv station, tv programmes even smash cars and homes owned by women! Anything that is not of MALE SUPREMACY destroy it completely! Get all the male groups you can find and attack these man-haters from every side. Get all the hackers and programmers that you know and take down every femicunt website! Gets started immediately! Find and post every femicunt you can find, their names, addresses, phone numbers, post it as hitlists on websites across the world for the hitmen to take them down! http://www.antifeminist.com
this is how men who have little dicks make themselves feel manly. they all bow down to one dude who cant get a woman off…. thats cause none of them are man enough to be with a woman. lol what would ur mothers say? you hate your mommas too? dumbass motherfuckers
sam: female, heard it befor and it’s still nonsense.
there is probably some truth in it if it is being repeated so much.
you have to agree to some extent, men with smaller penises are unusally agressive and flandering, even changing they’re names to some stupid like dick masterson.
Why are you beeing so agressive Sam? Got a small penis?
U stupid ignorant bitch ass mother fucker!
to JAIME, below.
you are RIDICULOUS. Don’t you see that this entire website is cult-like? This man needs to know that he has more people against him than with him on this topic. Without WOMEN, there would be no men and without MEN there would be no women! Men and women are not better than each other.
Being born a man, created in the image of God, we have all the power unless we blindly out love give it to whimmin!
no you idiot, man created god in mans image.
you can thank the wanky anglo saxons for that and thier nutbag beliefs.
To Dick
I read your website and I read your book. You are so right, all women are whores. Giving women power anywhere is dangerous.
actuly I think it was a man that tried to blow a plane up with his shoes because a man told him that another man in heaven would give him a thousand virgins in heaven, I pretty sure it was a man who started the jonestown cult that killed children, I know that charles manson was a man, I recall that ivan malat the back packer murder was a man and I think you all remember the insane dictator called hitler being dude, I aslo remember that pol pot was a man, he killed people if they looked smart- they wore glasses aparently. If you have ever been to rowanda or anywhere near the north of africa Im sure you would know that the guerrilla that killed off hudreds of people including natuzi chilren were all men, I also know the first person to contract aids was a man. billy ray cirus is a man,oh yes the atomic bomb was made by a man, a genuis but a man who like all men has a price, the sum that killed innocent people. any war that has ever been enciated was by a man, the women that wadged war on people like boadicia did it out of personal spite and did not go after innocents.
qeen elizabeth the woman that made england what is it is did not marry like you all say women desperately seek.
your home is a woman, mother earth. face it boys you can never escape your evils you have cursed upon humanity,no matter how many gold diggers you see on television, or how many prenups you hear about, the wrongs of men will always out number the wrongs of women.
So lets move on and install balance in this world, its the only way and its happening a shift in counsiousness is beginning and you can feel it, thats why a website like this has become, because you are threatend by it and know that the power dynamic is changing, equality is beggining, all that is going to remain is a fading stereotype on entourage.
Dick Masterson is a fucking genius. I hope his words are spread across our nation and others too.
P.S: The crackhead in the youtube video saying she didn’t hear what he said was just classic. Her mommy must’ve been on birth control when she was pregnant with her.
Before I begin, i’d like to start of by saying that the previous comment is absolute bullshit. Women are terrible parents, they give birth, and that’s about it. After birth, the woman’s child become an asset of theirs that entitle them to do absolutley nothing, except sit at home and pretend to be legitimate parents.
Anywhooo, Dick, you are the man, I believe every generation of MAN needs a chauvenist as yourself to preach about male dominance, likewise, every generation of whimmin also need a chauvenistic Dick like yourself to put them in their place. Although whimmin tend to bitch and moan (all they ever do) about you and your brilliant philosophies, deep down they really need you for repeated punking of the female gender. Furthermore, i’m sure the bitches just LOVE all the attention they get from this site, given that it is negative, they still try and suck that shit up like a baby breastfeading on a man-tit. Take it eazy Dick, PEACE
women are better than men at having children. OH PWNED FAGGOT. Also you are completely retarded Dick.
hey you boring faggott cunt leave dick alone he is fucking great
and your obviously a whiney little obselte man shell(women) and hate the fact that i and others alike are in actual fact…..supreme
so fuck grow a pair and understand women are just awful and WP WTF fuck white power man women are actually shit but theres nothing wrong with race you fucking hick
Go give it to him in his creamed arshole then and shut the fuck up already you silly faggot.
Go give it to him in his creamed arshole then and shut the fuck up already. The end ; 0 ).
hahaha we can tell some1 likes dick haha any1 who thinks this world would be good without women is a fuckin retard who needs 2 go back 2 high school and get your fuckin education cuz obviously we couldnt repopulate couldnt grow from babies proporly and as dick has shown every1 we would probably all grow up wear sunglasses 24 fuckin 7 cuz he thinks its just sooooo cool and change our names to some shit like idk dick masterson look any1 thats got a problem with women or thinks less of them then men is a dumb ass inbread bitch with a small penis and lack of common sense who needs to be kicked in the head a few times and i would gladly do it. more importantly if u look back at many ancient cultures women were practically worshipped and for good reason. so to all u sexist bitches who never get laid i say this fuck you go die and if u wanna fuckin say somthin my numbers here, come see me bitches and see if i let u walk away without a hatchet in your fuckin face you dumb bitches
Men do not want children. IF men did we would have devised a safe, painless way of having them. Oh wait we did. We let you have them. PWNED BITCH
no men didnt make it that way sorry to dissappoint hun but its good to show men what a dissappointment you all are. like forreal YOU SUCK DICK’S DICK!! MUHFUKKAAA(:
lol well im pretty sure you are a woman…you miss used the word “than” it should be “then”
good job though :DDDD
Hey Dick, Why the fuck is your voicemail the same question. its been that for like a year. WTF? WP!
wow, you have made it extremely clear that u really want a vagina. hahahaha
Wow… does typing something on a webpage have anything to do with whether or not a man gets (or wants) a vagina??
When we want vagina, we just tell you cunts exactly what you want to hear – personally.
Done.
Men are created in the image of God! So therefore MEn are and always will be better than you walking talking ribs! Hahahaha!!!
http://mensrightsmovement.net http://www.christianparty.net http://www.standyourground.com/boyc.php
Dear Jack , Your energy and enthusiasm is good but i think dicretion is better when it comes to being on such a high energy site like this , which can easily be perceived a radical,the mens movt is better left in the moderate halls of antifeminism which will afford it a wider audience and greater acceptability. That being said ,I think it is reasonably justified to anytime say “FU*K THE FEMINIST SWINES” but I wouldnt say that to all women cause there are many who are not retarded femininsts .Keep up the war against the femtards.
Dick should do an article about how the media and our society breeds selfish women.