Call Dick!

I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.

Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.

To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.

No women are allowed to call.

(213) 985 DICK
(213) 985 3425

-Dick

64 Responses to “Call Dick!”

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  1. El hombre de fuego Says:

    Not a Dick, but like sucking it said:

    I’m a fuckin loser man. Im 29 years old, single by choice, and get far more women because i show them respect, and treat them well. I fuckin douche.

    haha!

  2. Steodonn Says:

    Not a Dick said:

    Dude, you’re out of your mind. I really find this whole thing hard to believe. Going out and saying that all women are whores, and truly believing it? thats just crazy man. I mean, I’m a huge fan of sluts, and ill go around saying “they’re all sluts”, but i dont mean that by any means. But, whores? really?

    I look at you, and what you’re preaching, and i look at cult leaders, and christian nutjobs, and i can’t see a difference. If your OPINION, (and thats all it is) is that women are worthless, then great. But keep that shit to yourself.

    All man with mustaches are gay.
    All black people sell drugs
    All Irish are alchoholics
    All Germans are nazis or fascists
    All women are whores……….

    You are probably racist as well? i truly can’t imagine you not being.

    You’re a fuckin loser man. Im 29 years old, single by choice, and get far more women because i show them respect, and treat them well. But hey, i suppose i could play a part and start a website just to sell a book too. maybe ill start my own/

    If anything Dick, it sounds like you’re the one whoring yourself out…But hey, look at the bright side, If this whole anti-women cult fails, and the book doesnt sell, you can always go back to “Reno, 911″

    You fuckin douche.

    I am Irish English drink more than us these days

    o/ Dick for the lulz

  3. feMale Says:

    Dick, you are the prophet of our generation. A goddamn herald of cautionary tidings.

    Absolutely fucking fabulous work. Would love to stay and read more but I’m needed in the kitchen.

    Just kidding. Women aren’t needed anywhere.

  4. clittykitty Says:

    AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!! I LOVE BEING HATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THRIVE ON IT!!!! YOUR POINTS ARE PROVEN!!!!! I NEED HATE FROM THE MALE SPECIES TO FUNCTION!!!!!! TOTALLY CO DEPENDENT!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE KEEP UP THE HATE SO MY FELLOW WHORES AND I DON’T PARISH!!!!

  5. Chris Says:

    Just wondering what you think of gays. And transexuals… Because you do say that men are born with the strongest man brain.. soooo what happend..

    anyway good job.

  6. Darrel Harb Says:

    Chris said:

    Just wondering what you think of gays. And transexuals… Because you do say that men are born with the strongest man brain.. soooo what happend..

    Not Dick but based on form following function, and function determining primacy, defects happen in any process and therefore exceptions do not disprove the rule, I suspect we have here another constituency seeking acceptance against the obvious defects contained therein. Manliness is about getting it done, much of it not revolving around popular fabric trends, conspicuous consumption and pseudofeminine entitlement mentation combined with ‘package’ imperitives. That notwithstanding, even gay men tend to out-female females, the gals caqn’t even catch a break from natures defects!

    Respectfully submitted
    Darrell Harb

    anyway good job.

  7. joe Says:

    This guy has to be a closet gay lmao
    For the record im not actually a guy, ive never had sex before so therefore im not a whore. I go to college,pay taxes and have a self owned business, therefore im not stupid.
    I don’t have a man in my life and I have my own car and pay my own bills.
    I do not need a man, though my ex slept on MY couch.

    Lesbians are not faking it, they have decreased levels of hormones therefore they have qualities that a man has.

  8. joe Says:

    This guy has to be a closet gay lmao
    For the record im not actually a guy, ive never had sex before so therefore im not a whore. I go to college,pay taxes and have a self owned business, therefore im not stupid.
    I don’t have a man in my life and I have my own car and pay my own bills.
    I do not need a man, though my ex slept on MY couch.

  9. joe Says:

    You all have serious mental issues if you actually believe this crap, or maybe you have low self esteem and feel inferior to women.
    Women give birth because women have more endurance to pain then men. The queen of England seems to be doing a great job in my eyes, look at what a peaceful country that is.

  10. Darrel Harb Says:

    The Queen of England is doing well, because she behaves publicly and politically as a man.
    Much of what you see on this site is in response to what American family law has done to the traditional ideal male-female compact. If you can as a woman take responsibility for yourself, fine. If you have integrity and self sufficiency, fine. If you try to contribute, pull your wieght and not parasitize, fine, but you are in the minority, maybe not in the trailer park set but certainly in the educated and upper middle class babes.
    Much of this site deals with stereotypes because, by and large, stereotypes have significant predictive value. Sterotypes work better than nothing when there is no other information incoming. There’s no benefit supplanting stereotypes with a predictive value of 50% with stereotypes with a 10% predictive value. Hence while in real life women are not all one thing, there is a greater likelyhood that they will behave one way than another.
    Until gals realize that the jig is up and the men with potential will not allow themselves to be further extorted by the third party in the bed (family courts)nothing will change and only the stupid will fall into the legal sanctioned relationship pit and drown trying to cater to the impossible whims and contradictory goals of the affluent American female in all her glory.
    In any respect England is a powderkeg and the female imperitive of letting everyone in will destroy the country in short order. Anyone expousing the wonders of living somewhere should actually try it for a few years before extolling the virtues of said miracle land. Two weeks was enough for me to know the BI are a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
    Respectfully submitted
    Darrell Harb

  11. Darrel Harb Says:

    Oh and for the idiots considering writing a response:
    The Queen of England doesn;t run the country. The Parliment and PM does and in typical female oriented liberal psychosis is runniung a perfectly good country rapidly into the ground in an effort to avoid manning up and doing the right things that have always worked to keep families together.

    Darrell Harb.

  12. jo Says:

    DICK IS A GOD WOOT WAHHAAH PRAISE DICK

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  14. Spidey Says:

    Dick,
    Do you agree that the spelling of WOMAN should be changed to WOMYN? lol
    I found a site that contradicts everything Dick has to say…
    http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com
    its hilarious

  15. ryan Says:

    so JKR you say you dont belive in having kids, so you believe in the worlds population coming to an end?

  16. Mamotte Says:

    man i hate u so much …

  17. ForgotMyName Says:

    Spidey said:

    Dick,
    Do you agree that the spelling of WOMAN should be changed to WOMYN? lol
    I found a site that contradicts everything Dick has to say…
    http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com
    its hilarious

    This is why women shouldn’t be allowed on the Internet; they’re too stupid to string together sentences into coherent arguments and too poor to buy real domain names.

  18. Matt Says:

    Not a Dick said:

    and get far more women because i show them respect, and treat them well.

    Most likely you shell out money and money trumps anything.

    Im 29 years old, single by choice

    You choose to be single like myself because, all women are cheating whores, bottomline.

  19. Jessica Says:

    What does your mother think of you?

  20. jarbrain Says:

    joe said:

    You all have serious mental issues if you actually believe this crap, or maybe you have low self esteem and feel inferior to women.
    Women give birth because women have more endurance to pain then men. The queen of England seems to be doing a great job in my eyes, look at what a peaceful country that is.

    Why do women tease themselves that men want to know anything about giving birth? Trying to twist penis envy? No, there is not ‘uterine envy’.
    My mom tried to explain to me what that was like once; she said “it’s like the worst shit cramp you’ve every had in your life, over and over”.
    (more information than I needed as par usual)

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