Call Dick!
I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.
Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.
To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.
No women are allowed to call.
(213) 985 DICK
(213) 985 3425
-Dick
64 Responses to “Call Dick!”
April 5th, 2008 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce4e0fa60436e
haha!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77dfb483f80b2
I am Irish English drink more than us these days
o/ Dick for the lulz
April 7th, 2008 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7d858577420a7
Dick, you are the prophet of our generation. A goddamn herald of cautionary tidings.
Absolutely fucking fabulous work. Would love to stay and read more but I’m needed in the kitchen.
Just kidding. Women aren’t needed anywhere.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ebe80ee6dbcd
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!! I LOVE BEING HATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THRIVE ON IT!!!! YOUR POINTS ARE PROVEN!!!!! I NEED HATE FROM THE MALE SPECIES TO FUNCTION!!!!!! TOTALLY CO DEPENDENT!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE KEEP UP THE HATE SO MY FELLOW WHORES AND I DON’T PARISH!!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 10:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 7fddfa4d5eec7
Just wondering what you think of gays. And transexuals… Because you do say that men are born with the strongest man brain.. soooo what happend..
anyway good job.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
April 8th, 2008 at 11:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
This guy has to be a closet gay lmao
For the record im not actually a guy, ive never had sex before so therefore im not a whore. I go to college,pay taxes and have a self owned business, therefore im not stupid.
I don’t have a man in my life and I have my own car and pay my own bills.
I do not need a man, though my ex slept on MY couch.
Lesbians are not faking it, they have decreased levels of hormones therefore they have qualities that a man has.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
This guy has to be a closet gay lmao
For the record im not actually a guy, ive never had sex before so therefore im not a whore. I go to college,pay taxes and have a self owned business, therefore im not stupid.
I don’t have a man in my life and I have my own car and pay my own bills.
I do not need a man, though my ex slept on MY couch.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
You all have serious mental issues if you actually believe this crap, or maybe you have low self esteem and feel inferior to women.
Women give birth because women have more endurance to pain then men. The queen of England seems to be doing a great job in my eyes, look at what a peaceful country that is.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
The Queen of England is doing well, because she behaves publicly and politically as a man.
Much of what you see on this site is in response to what American family law has done to the traditional ideal male-female compact. If you can as a woman take responsibility for yourself, fine. If you have integrity and self sufficiency, fine. If you try to contribute, pull your wieght and not parasitize, fine, but you are in the minority, maybe not in the trailer park set but certainly in the educated and upper middle class babes.
Much of this site deals with stereotypes because, by and large, stereotypes have significant predictive value. Sterotypes work better than nothing when there is no other information incoming. There’s no benefit supplanting stereotypes with a predictive value of 50% with stereotypes with a 10% predictive value. Hence while in real life women are not all one thing, there is a greater likelyhood that they will behave one way than another.
Until gals realize that the jig is up and the men with potential will not allow themselves to be further extorted by the third party in the bed (family courts)nothing will change and only the stupid will fall into the legal sanctioned relationship pit and drown trying to cater to the impossible whims and contradictory goals of the affluent American female in all her glory.
In any respect England is a powderkeg and the female imperitive of letting everyone in will destroy the country in short order. Anyone expousing the wonders of living somewhere should actually try it for a few years before extolling the virtues of said miracle land. Two weeks was enough for me to know the BI are a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb
April 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
Oh and for the idiots considering writing a response:
The Queen of England doesn;t run the country. The Parliment and PM does and in typical female oriented liberal psychosis is runniung a perfectly good country rapidly into the ground in an effort to avoid manning up and doing the right things that have always worked to keep families together.
Darrell Harb.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 434e721115155
DICK IS A GOD WOOT WAHHAAH PRAISE DICK
April 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7954ce49b9f65
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April 9th, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Dick,
Do you agree that the spelling of WOMAN should be changed to WOMYN? lol
I found a site that contradicts everything Dick has to say…
http://www.womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com
its hilarious
April 11th, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: af85fe35755b3
so JKR you say you dont belive in having kids, so you believe in the worlds population coming to an end?
April 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2ee6d8fcd30e0
man i hate u so much …
April 12th, 2008 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 553bf13b908cc
This is why women shouldn’t be allowed on the Internet; they’re too stupid to string together sentences into coherent arguments and too poor to buy real domain names.
April 12th, 2008 at 1:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Most likely you shell out money and money trumps anything.
You choose to be single like myself because, all women are cheating whores, bottomline.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c7c2a64c7c34
What does your mother think of you?
April 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Why do women tease themselves that men want to know anything about giving birth? Trying to twist penis envy? No, there is not ‘uterine envy’.
My mom tried to explain to me what that was like once; she said “it’s like the worst shit cramp you’ve every had in your life, over and over”.
(more information than I needed as par usual)