Call Dick!
I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.
Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.
To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.
No women are allowed to call.
(213) 985 DICK
(213) 985 3425
-Dick
64 Responses to “Call Dick!”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
…?
March 13th, 2008 at 1:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She’s just a stupid whore. You don’t ask a dog why it humps your leg.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Hi, Amy.
Stick a gun in your mouth immediately.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: f89b22f8e8a2f
I tried to call Dick, but it always went to the answering machine. Why do you not answer?
March 27th, 2008 at 1:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 66597385ac437
Yeah Dick, why you not answer? Don’t you want to talk to these 9 year olds directly?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
They’re just as cute as a button when they’re angry. I love that thing they do where they blush and have their little fisticuffs right next to their hips. The wrists are pointed out and their tits are showing - it’s just so silly.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796401fa5b5aa
It’s about time someone said it like it is! I am obsessed with how fantastic women are but its true, they are whores! Far too many hormones in those irrational bodies!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 490d8c7453ac9
To the gals who post their tres clever comments: As this is all you can do, and know that you can do nothing, enjoy nothing and accomplish nothing of value without men. Feel free to rail against your feebleness. Every skwack, whoop and snort and hollow high-fives and claims of independant sisterhood is music is acknowledgment on your part that you are incapable of generating or maintaining an environment that can function without the mentality, the muscle, the money, the generiativity and maturity of men. At the present time the best you have is other men who use you as an excuse to strip resources from other men and their children. Face it ladies if you were all that your man would stay home without a gov’t gun to his head. That you don’t care save that someone continually hold a gun to his head is telling enough.
Respectfully submitted
Darrel Harb
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21d33d8c38f13
Did you guys know that Dick has a GIRLFRIEND????
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Nobody asked her to speak and yet she spoke; she seems a bit underdeveloped to have bags under her eyes. Must be a teen mommy, per usual.
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April 4th, 2008 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
I would hate to wake up in his bed! She must be one dumb Cali girl.
I once, when I was a teenager in the 1970s, though, called the Make A Wish foundation and told them I was gravely ill with leukemia and that my final wish in life was to meet Rod Stewart, my evil plan was to get in Rod’s bed. He will boink anyone, so I thought it was worth a shot, but unfortunately they made me undergo a screening, and I, of course, came up negative, so I was not granted the wish.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 7852fa2fc7d65
It does not seem to bother you that you wasted a lot of of the professionals time with your lie. Thats a pretty serious example of a complete lack of integrity. This is a MAJOR log that is being added to the raging fire here. With teenage girls lying to a point where its waisting money and time, whats next? Are you going to lie to your boyfriend about being pregnant, or lie to your husband that the child your carrying is his?
April 4th, 2008 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
So what? I got a girlfriend, I’m not gay. The trick is to understand that there are some gals that understand that they are dependant and live within that paradigm. The majority assume they’ll get in charge and run the show somehow, usually by threatening intervention by other men assumed to be impartial and fair, but anything but. Incredibly women see other men as instrumental in assuming their priority. Irony escapes them, but i digress. The sad realization is to never hand over control of your life and assets to someone that hasn’t earned them and won’t maintain them for you. A partnership between male and female is possible if each brings equal assets. When one brings the stuff and the other brings the appetite, it’s a recipe for disaster. No partnership between unequals is possible. In theory it’s possible that a woman choses to play fair and not seek primacy by paradigm shift encouraged by officers of the court, but they’re few and far between. A smart woman knows understands her weakness and cultivates her man to desire her. The rest? well, you know what the rest want. If Dick’s got a smart woman, more power to him and her. That’s the way it should be. Me? I’m still looking for my Sarah Conner and the closest I’ve gotten is Tammy Bruce, which is clearly not close enough. Diogenes had it easy…
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb
April 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
I would hate to wake up in his bed! She must be one dumb Cali girl.
I once, when I was a teenager in the 1970s, though, called the Make A Wish foundation and told them I was gravely ill with leukemia and that my final wish in life was to meet Rod Stewart, my evil plan was to get in Rod’s bed. He will boink anyone, so I thought it was worth a shot, but unfortunately they made me undergo a screening, and I, of course, came up negative, so I was not granted the
wish.
Rod Stewart!!?!?
Did Dick already note that you girls are suckers for degradation? Does your unhappily abstinant and bored hubby know you’d go every which way but loose with any oriface and number of ugly clever frontmen that won’t remember that you ever existed? Betcha you’d raise his baby but stick your hubby with the support payments, wouldn’t you? What’s wrong with you that any famously irresponsible blokes’ meat missle has received clearance to lock into your glidepath from your control tower. You don’t see your thought process as patheticly purile, do you, which in itself is pathetic. And yeah, posing as a dying child to get your stupid fantasy, how fuckked up exactly is that? Did anything change?
Doubt it, odds are you haven’t even made it to ‘woman’ yet.
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb
April 4th, 2008 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
I did not have a hubby as a teenager (and still do not). I do not believe in marriage or having kids.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
Why the hell would I stick a husband with payments, even if I had a child (by Rod Stewart)? That sounds like something a democrat would do, almost like Welfare, I hate the blue party and everything it advocates and stands for! By the way, I would not have gotten pregnant with Rod’s child because I would use a condom, I do not want to go through the hell of even getting pregnant, let alone having an ultimatum of putting it up for grabs or keeping it.
Just because I am a little rowdy that does not mean I am careless (at least on my own part).
April 4th, 2008 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Did you feel any guilt as a teenager at all for lying to doctors, parents, and, shockingly, a volunteer organization trying to help sick kids?
Do you feel guilt now about what you’ve done? If not, its a good thing your not having kids…they would have a terrible role model. Your personal corruption is astounding.
April 4th, 2008 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
The entire mass of femidom is corrupt and rotten.
Stop blinding your eyes with such stunning and misleading light and let your shadow guide you for once.
April 5th, 2008 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 0860d9ee9875a
Dude, you’re out of your mind. I really find this whole thing hard to believe. Going out and saying that all women are whores, and truly believing it? thats just crazy man. I mean, I’m a huge fan of sluts, and ill go around saying “they’re all sluts”, but i dont mean that by any means. But, whores? really?
I look at you, and what you’re preaching, and i look at cult leaders, and christian nutjobs, and i can’t see a difference. If your OPINION, (and thats all it is) is that women are worthless, then great. But keep that shit to yourself.
All man with mustaches are gay.
All black people sell drugs
All Irish are alchoholics
All Germans are nazis or fascists
All women are whores……….
You are probably racist as well? i truly can’t imagine you not being.
You’re a fuckin loser man. Im 29 years old, single by choice, and get far more women because i show them respect, and treat them well. But hey, i suppose i could play a part and start a website just to sell a book too. maybe ill start my own/
If anything Dick, it sounds like you’re the one whoring yourself out…But hey, look at the bright side, If this whole anti-women cult fails, and the book doesnt sell, you can always go back to “Reno, 911″
You fuckin douche.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc7978e0124eb
I said I am not careless ON MY OWN PART, as for other people, no I do not care. But I am sure if you have ever taunted someone in some way than you did not care about them, either!