whats with the badadadaaaadaad thing *cough*fag*cough*

don said:

no manhole said:

Nah. That’s what ya say to your first cousin, boy… (and he will be as fat as Ned Beatty)

Ba-da-da da-ba da-ba da-ba…..

huh?

duh? Ba-da-da da-ba da-ba da-ba

no manhole said:

Nah. That’s what ya say to your first cousin, boy… (and he will be as fat as Ned Beatty)

Ba-da-da da-ba da-ba da-ba…..

huh?

Nah. That’s what ya say to your first cousin, boy… (and he will be as fat as Ned Beatty)

Ba-da-da da-ba da-ba da-ba…..

i can thin of better things to do…and i’m going to go do them

squeal?pig? i thought that was women

don said:

hey yall should prank call him its really fun….see if you make the podcast cuz hes to stupid to know its a prank. I’m a guy by the way (dicks not)

Ba-da-da da-ba da-ba da-ba…Squeal like a pig, boy……

hey yall should prank call him its really fun….see if you make the podcast cuz hes to stupid to know its a prank. I’m a guy by the way (dicks not)

HAHAHAHAH. I fucking love you. That was amazing. He’s an idiot. My girlfriend showed me a ten page list of things women have invented or created, she spent about fifteen minutes looking, too. This guy would be funny if he wasn’t serious. He offends me… and all these guys supporting him? That’s your fucking mother he’s talking about. I don’t know about you, but MY mom is NOT a cheating whore, a leech, or whatever the fuck else he’s saying. This guy should be shot. DICK MASTERson? Clearly in love with men, and that’s why he hates women.

Irate said:

what in the hell gives you the right to speak of behalf of women?! have you even ever spoken to one before? i’m sure you haven’t because if you did, you would see that your fucked up logic is without precedence. Or maybe your just too fucking thick to get it into your pea sized brain that women are people too. what a notion!!! women are people and not dogs?! how could it fucking be? and how dare you say that women never invented or discovered anything. who do you think thought to sterilize materials in hospitals to avoid deadly infection? not a man thats for god damn sure. in fact, if it wasn’t for women, soldiers would have kept dying for years! and what do you make of women who support their families on their own? i mean, without the “gracious” hand of her man? what are they after? maybe their after a good life with their children and not after some mans money. but you will never know that because there is no way that you will ever get married. if women love chauvinism so much, how come your not married. i doubt that you have ever had a girlfriend in the first place. you need a wake up call. Oh, and its no wonder you think women cant raise children because judging by how you turned out, your mother really really fucked up. dropped the ball, if you will. too bad not the child right down the steps.

The Bitch you always hate =3 said:

oh and by the way women have done some better things then men have ever did =3

Name 10

awww do you hate women, because you can never get laid?
awww you poor lil gay man =/
why dont you take your “book” and put it up your ass hole there buddy =3
or better yet you can burn you lil ass off in hell =]
im sure what ever down there can fuck you real good =3

oh and by the way women have done some better things then men have ever did =3

A Loyal Follower said:

Dick, you kick soo much ass. Im fourteen years old and you are my newest savior. Being a man, I hate reading but your book is worth it. Your book is a phenomenon at my school because of me, EVERYONE talks about it. Its funny as hell. Anyways keep it up.

Massive man-points for writing this.

-Austin

Of course you probably dont give a shit..but damn that’s manly

Dick, you kick soo much ass. Im fourteen years old and you are my newest savior. Being a man, I hate reading but your book is worth it. Your book is a phenomenon at my school because of me, EVERYONE talks about it. Its funny as hell. Anyways keep it up.

Massive man-points for writing this.

-Austin

El hombre de fuego said:

Not a Dick, but like sucking it said:

I’m a fuckin loser man. Im 29 years old, single by choice, and get far more women because i show them respect, and treat them well. I fuckin douche.

haha!

Wow! You edited a post! Don’t you seem all smart and ‘manly’ ?

Yeah, i’ve been wondering around this site for a few weeks now after reading about it in a forum. Honestly, the female gender is just as bad as the male one. Both face problems, both have fears and, oh get this, SOME PEOPLE IN BOTH GENDERS HATE SEX! I know i’m going to get a bunch of Oh, you are SO WRONG! and Men will ALWAYS be better than women!! from stupid-ass people who are ignorant. Sure, both men and women have people who will disgrace the gender, but thats no reason to shun the whole gender. By the way, if Dick hates women so much, then i suspect he is gay. As a special request, i want Dick to reply to this comment, if he reads any of these comments in the first place.

- Young Reader

KING WANG! you’re back! yay!

I actually just Mans-turbated to all of these angry, depressed and above all, Whining woMEN.

Damn……….it was a good one too.

I think I hurt myself…….

I also got a leg cramp………..fucking women! See what you do to us men!

Go kick MORE Man-ass, Dick the Master.

After all, we enjoy watching you hammer yet ANOTHER nail into the Coffin of Feminism.

Good thing I am not a Necrophiliac.

But being a MAN……..I will Spank the Monkey to THAT TOO!

The King is BACK my bitches. Form a line to the left, my Man-Sized-King-Awesomeness can blind only one person at a time.

Feel free to be the first in line for it…….after all, even Dick knows women are slow enough to keep touching a burning match and wonder why it hurts…….and that is MY greatness hurting you baby!

dude, your pathetic… Your so prejudiced you can’t even see that women are the same as men.. if not better. why is it that you think that readinga book is for men? there are several brilliant authors who are male! look at charles dickens or william shakespeare! Please tell me, What the fuck is wrong about books!

and Not all women treat their pets as children! you clearly watch too much television with (retarded) women on it (like paris hilton) Not every women is like that!

but I was wondering, Whats your opinion of gay men? are they somekind of weird women inside a man’s body?

oh, and befor I forget, I would like to know, how many dates you’ve had up untill this day? and if women are lining up for men like you, then why aren’t you married yet? feeling too good for women?
serieously, your the most prejudiced man I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

Love and Kisses, Ash.

What the hell?!
Why are bitc- uh I mean ‘women’ even bothering to make comments here?
…ah shit, dont answer that.

In a no-bullshit, problem-solving fashion, may I suggest:
1) Disable comments here, they’re obviously not useful apart from attracting feminists with an axe to grind or ditzy whores wanting to marry you. (Yeah ok, maybe it got better after the 1st few comments, but Ive got better things to do)
2) I dont live in america, so that phone number’s useless. Tried skype or something similar (you’re a guy - you can find one) if you want to reach a worldwide audience cheaply?

Great work anyway. This site just made my day.

Your a fucking dick DICK!
Come to England! we will see what support you get you fasict Pig!
Single? Alone? yea i bet!
anyone who supports you will never be happy!
your just jelous that Woman are taking over the world!