Call Dick!
I enjoy each and every one of the countless manpliments and words of mancouragement that I receive from my man-readers. However, reading and writing are womanly things. Go to a bookstore and see for yourself if you want proof.
Bam! That’s your proof right there. As a man, you haven’t been to a bookstore in so long that you don’t even know what I’m talking about. The bookstore is full of books for women! The whole goddamn industry is lousy with them.
To that end, I’ve acquired a phone number for men to call to offer their words of wisdom on top of whatever I’ve said — to spare them the womanliness of writing me an email or leaving me a written comment. Feel free to call and add anything you want to the conversation. All voice mails are being recorded and will be compiled into a podcast for the site.
No women are allowed to call.
(213) 985 DICK
(213) 985 3425
-Dick
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Hey Dick, just wanted to let you know I came up with a nice portMANteau just for you… “phallacies”.
But knowing that most of the male population on this site never attended college or simply spent too much time whacking off in high school, the joke will probably go over their heads. Which is fine, because they can always enlighten themselves now by visiting this site:
lemonparty.org
Dude
Im just a 17yr old Aussie boy who lives a good 50hrs + drive from Darwin.
But even I can see that almost every guy has these thoughts. Just no one says them because its socially unacceptable, so wtf. These morals and so call ethics our society is founded on is perverted. Women are always saying “us women need to stick together” and other things that involve unity against men but get any guys sticking together there labeled as chauvinistic pigs. It seems women can demand everything and everything form a man openly in front of anyone and its acceptable but if you were to openly say I want a babe who’s got a good rack and a nice ass, dam you will be crucified. The last gf I broke up with kicked me so hard in the nuts.. and believe me it hurts I got up and broke her nose. Now I have to go to court in a month for “assault”. Im labeled a girl basher when all I did was a natural reflex action to someone causing me bodily harm. Guys need to stick together on this and realize that WE engineer whats socially acceptable, WE uphold it and WE enforce it.
If we all start re-engineering the social boundaries, if we stop upholding/enforcing the corrupt and vastly flawed social laws created by women, well the possibilities are endless.
And what are the women going to do about it? Have a protest? Take a page from china and deal with dam protesters like they do.
We are the majority of the work force, we are the ones who are statistically smarter, and undeniably physically/genetically superior. We have the power were just don’t know what to do with it.
One last thing.
Think of England before the feminist movments ravished the country.
There was no constant bitter war between chauvinists and feminists. There was a balance, everything in this life a about balance. I say lets not sink down to there level with childish arguing that inevitably resorts to violence where lest face it we lose. We are physically superior, even they accept that but imagine this, newspaper headline: feminists bash up men who disagree with there beliefs, as opposed to chauvinists bash up women who disagree with there beliefs. It reads very differently doesn’t it?
Lets get it right and end this once and for all.
P.S
Dick mate you’ve probably got bigger balls than any other man in existence.
Its visionary people like you that inspire us all to say fuck the system, lets change it for the better no matter what cost.
You’re a legend mate.
uh…
1)you hit a girl
2)YOU BROKE HER NOSE!
do you have any idea how much WORSE that is in comparison to a hit in the nuts?
for the record, a hit to the balls is like a woman taking a hit to the stomach. and yeah a hit to the stomach hurts, but you’ll get over it in 5 minutes.
She started the fight, she got her assed kick. She deserved it, since she tried to take him on as a “equal”. If you don’t want a ass-kicking, don’t do anything to get one. Even small animals in nature can figure that out, why can’t you girls?
, Johhny-the-teetsucker-who-can’t-spell-his-name-right, what the fuck are you doing here, child? Don’t ever show your pimply face here again, you smelly piece of teenaged lunatic. Go cry to yo mama; hopefully she can cast a glance toward the pathetic loser that you are. I hope your daddy beats you up raw.
Why do all Australian men sound the same? It seems like they can’t manage to visit any blog anywhere on the internet without telling everyone where they are from, then typing something to prove how “tough” they are - generally done by way of put down of a product, person, group they consider inferior to themselves, then finally the oh so typical and boring signoff - “seeya mate”, “you’re a legend mate”.
He’s not your mate, bozo. Your mate is the person you breed with.
Go back to bending over for your daddy, you sick little piece of shit. Probably a butt ugly little fucker whose daddy whored him out to his friends……..Die young, garbage, as you know, nobody cares. :)
You must fuck a lot of strange and wonderful creatures out in the Outback, shitboy. :)
Hey man, I don’t totally agree with you 100% but im just here to say, YOU FUCKING RULE AT COMEBACKS! I loved seeing you take that bitch down on the Dr. Phil show, I was in fucking tears, keep telling those fuckin whores whats whats, but in my opinion, there are a few decent women in my eyes.
Don’t you have a JOB, you fat, smelly, homely good for nothing jealous SHIT?
You wouldn’t know a decent woman if she drove a stake through your fat, smelly ass, prick. :)
I think you guys are weak men. I am a man that actually supports women.
Personally, I think Women are smart.
Heres a great example: Your mom must be a fortune teller or some kind of psychic because she named you Dick.
I find that amazing. It’s like she knew you were already going to be a Dick. I honestly don’t think it can get much better than that.
Now Here are my TRUE views with this:
You do have SOME good points. Believe me, I’m only being honest because i feel bad that you support it. In some cases women only want money, pleasure, and what ever they can get. But who is to say men do not do the same thing? perhaps those glasses blind you halfway or something.. I’m not sure.
women haven’t invented anything? Hmmm…
We use these inventions ALL the time.
Battery container Nancy Perkins 1986
Beehive Thiphena Hornbrook 1861
Car heater Margaret Wilcox 1893
Cooking stove Elizabeth Hawk 1867
Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872
Drinking fountain device Laurene O’Donnell 1985
Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917
Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917
Refrigerator Florence Parpart 1914
Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903
Zigzag sewing machine Helen Blanchard 1873
Washing machine Margaret Colvin 1871
Women have always played a role for taking care of the kids.. Would you like to switch there place? I’m sure we can implant some nice fake boobs in your chest.. I would be willing to give the procedure my self.
If you were a women saying the same things. I still would be supporting the philosophy THAT women = men. In the sense that it doesn’t matter what gender you are. What matters is the person.
Just because there is a gender to classify them doesn’t mean it’s how you should categorize them.
I find this a weak philosophy that has many weaknesses and you’re only supporting them to get attention. It’s like you’re no different from own beliefs of what women are.
You think you’re better than anyone else.
Well Skyler lets even out playing field. Okay so women invented a few things WOW (throw them a bone). Now lets go with success (what matters in this world, MONEY). Now who is the richest person in the world ? and what gender are they……. enough said. Keep up the fight Dick.
I’m going to make an assumption that you are a multi -Billionaire. Because if you are not.
Then I think that’s very hypocritical for you to say something like “Men are greater than women because uhmm well… Because most men are richer than women!”
Ok.. If you see my point than you are smarter than I thought. (not too smart though)
It’s like you living in a small trailer park and telling people you are rich… But only because your parents are rich.
You see They are the ones getting rich not you!
It’s us individuals who make us rich.
There are a few reasons of why women are not rich in general. It doesn’t mean they can’t get rich.
It just means in general there are certain reasons why women are not rich.
Men in general have women stay home and watch the kids… what do you expect them to do there?
Men in general rely on women to ONLY watch the kids and take care of the house.
Men in general pretend they are smarter than women which believe it or not has a bad side-effect towards women.
Just like in school, if the kids made fun of you and called you retarded. You would start to actually think you were retarded. Same Effects.
Of course sense most of you guys go by “in general” I have to use that.. Because if I told you my aunt is richer than anyone else in the family. You would just say “well I mean, in General.” right?
My theory is that “it’s not women in general, it’s the individuals who are being stupid.”
Believe me I know men that are stupid *cough*. So if there are stupid women and stupid men then how come men are greater than women?
Bill Gates was not successful because his “Men Instincts” made him that way.. He was obviously rich because he wanted to be rich and chose to be rich.
By the way, I like it how you say money is the most vital thing on today’s earth..
Yeah, we should all put money in front of family, friends, and life it’s self.
Because none of those things matter, right?
I think it’s true, the world is falling apart.
Most rich people inherit wealth. IQ represents no more than 20% of variance in determining life outcomes. The main factor is birth status (50%). Objectively speaking, it is far better to be born rich than smart.
I want to be rich. Why am I not rich? You go places and accomplish things if you want to do it. Men have this built into them. Women don’t.
About half of those inventions, which you had to dig deep to find, are pointless.
“I want to be rich. Why am I not rich? ”
Ok wait… are you telling me you are a girl? there are
very few girls out there with the name Ryan.
But even if you were a girl… (which i might make the assumption you are because of that quote
you stated after men are the only ones that can get rich and you said you weren’t so yeah..)
Don’t you think it might be kind of contradicting to your self? If a women claimed she was much less than a man… she would probably be a smart person according to your philosophy, but at the same time you believe she is dumb.
“A Smart Dumb women” much oxymoron eh?
“Men have this built into them. Women don’t.”
note: I’m referring to the U.S. in general.
Hmmm? Ok, Men have this built into them?
Why does 10% percent of the most richest people own about 85% assets?
Even including men.. you have to realize only few percent of the men actually own most of the money in the U.S. BUT theres a problem…!!!
If this was “Built” into men then how come
the Statistic is not More neutral. Like 50 % of the U.S owns all the money????….
That’s because it’s not built into men. duah.. because most men actually sit on there asses, watch t.v., rape a few women, cheat on a few women, or/and hit on another women while being married.
Ok heres another flaw…
If it was not built into women.. again.. how could some of the women out there be successful ?
believe it or not but there are women.
Of course they might not stick out as much because men are in the lead. Of course i don’t think you should be complaining unless you are richer than the most richest women out there.
I’m just saying… “Why would some women be successful if they don’t have this built in thing you are talking about.”
“About half of those inventions, which you had to dig deep to find, are pointless.”
This one actually made me laugh… Im not kidding.
Come to my house… im sure i can find you a little home out in the mountains..
Without a fridge.
Without a dishwasher.
Without a Car. (remember cars need batteries.. )
Without a stove.
Without a Heater.
Maybe you can make a few tshirts with just a sewing needle.. because you don’t need the sewing machine right?
One time my power was turned off for a few days in town…
It was weird to watch people… some actually thought it was the end of the world.
just for a few days without power… I don’t think you notice how important those essential items are.
I agree with some of your facts and value your point of view, but you can not deny that without money supporting a family is impossible. Friends include a social life which also will cost money. We could talk about world leaders. What is the percentage of male world leaders compared to women world leaders ? Lets say presidents and prime ministers for example.
i hope you know that women also invented bullet proof vests. have fun getting shot up while MEN are so busy doing MEN jobs in the police force…
ahahaha i fuckin love it how most of those inventions from women are kitchen / washing appliances
Yeah, Isn’t it weird ?
Which comes back to my statement.
“Men in general have women stay home and watch the kids… what do you expect them to do there?
Men in general rely on women to ONLY watch the kids and take care of the house.
Men in general pretend they are smarter than women which believe it or not has a bad side-effect towards women.”
Yet they are still able to manage to invent things at home.
Strange…. I did some seaching. According to the net
- The dishwasher was patented by a man in 1850, Joel Houghton
- The persians had water fountains in the 13th century, doubt they were invented by women in this culture
- The refrigerator was invented by a man in Glasgow in the 1740s
I did think it was odd that women invented the ‘beehive’ You would have thought the bees would have invented that one…..
Hey Skyler,
I agree with what you are saying. I came to this website after hearing a few funny one-liners on the radio, yet after viewing most of this material, it seems like a hate-club.
What I found entertaining is that people are arguing by gender and saying “Hey, men have more money than women so are better”. Well, you know what? White christian men are the richest men in the world (granted isn’t the richest man from the middle-east with one of those oil companies?). Regardless, if you look at the top CEO’s of America, they are white christian males. So if you’re going to segregate by gender, you are not fulfilling your job of segregation.
By no means am I down playing any race or belief. I am only pointing out that the people who argue on this site seem to be firm believers of the KKK.
Regardless, Skyler, you have great points that I agree with. This site has some humorous moments but I don’t agree with it at all. I find humor in everything though because you should be able to laugh at everything to ensure that all people are equal regardless of gender, ethnicity, or religion.
::tip of the hat:: to Skyler for stating his opinion and being able to stand out in such a discouraging website. I have never read so many ill-stated comments that contain hate and filth in my life.
–James
skyler, you’re probably the best person on this entire website. finally a guy who can tell Dickface some facts before he goes rambling about man’s superiority to women in so many ways; I’ve told all of my guy friends about this shit, and they think that Dick has issues and less than half of the things he says are true.
Look, Dick, your name conforms to you. The only women that would want to date you, can’t even respect themselves, do you know what thats called? Abuse. Your bullying and intimidating to keep them ’round. And if that isn’t immature then I don’t know what is. If you could just see how ignorant your acting then maybe we’d get somewhere; but no; your just stuck in your own women-hating world :) You’re just the type of guy I wouldn’t touch with a 60 foot pole, and I stand for all confident women when I say that. So, have fun with all of the self-hating whores you get that don’t have opinions :) Hehe!
You’re just that type of feminist person. Dick never asked to date you so don’t bother bringing it up.
its not feminism.
in fact, i hate the entire idea of feminism, because these women are trying to turn all of us into dykes.
its just that all of this is highly unable to prove or disprove.
this is just like pseudoscience. there is no way to prove or disprove it.
so i’m going to compare this to a topic in pseudoscience:astrology;
BOTH characterize people in the same group; for instance: “a person born into taurus is supposed to be stubborn and inflexible.” and in comparison to Dick’s philosophies, “a person born into the gender of female are cheating sluts.”
and in the end?? we all know that it’s all BULLSHIT
I never said all women are sluts.
-Dick
all guys named Dick are sluts.
You didn’t say sluts; you said whores.
thisisstupid. Yes, I indeed said whores, my bad.
lol
He doesn’t hate women. Are you retarded?
Hey Man
First lest’s define “hate” as what it means for most females;
Hate - is when you see she is not perfect.
By this standard is you notice that she is being unplesent, rude, or siply not perfect, you are a hater filled with hatred.
You rock……these guys molest little boys. Really sick, stupid filth. They aren’t even human. LOL
Hey Dick nice to find your site. Also I have ordered an autographed copy of your book. You are sure saying some things that need to be said after years of man-hating rhetoric by the feminist/dyke organizations. Keep up the good work, and I’ll support you in any way I can. Meanwhile, penis power, buddy!
Wow man you are god, i just left you a voice mail, felt INVIGORATING, dam, was just wondering if i could get your book at borders, because i am going to head there soon just to buy it, thanks again for all your great work, you showed me a light that i have never seen before =). and for those who say this is like racism… its clear your not a racist, race has nothing to do with how much your cry and complain, race is just your outward appearance, being a women is what makes you inferior. =)
your right, it’s NOT racism, it’s sexism, retard.
Hey retard, are you on the rag again?
Listen sweety, there is nothing wrong with SEXISM.
Women prove it every day.
AS LONG AS men shower you in compliments, unearned adoration, offers to be nice, and generous JUST BECAUSE SHE IS FEMALE (not because she did anything to earn it) —>> WOMEN HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH “SEXIST” BEHAVIOR WHATSOEVER.
Men who merely refuse to subscribe to that ridiculous mentality are not “sexist”.
Did anyone here TREAT YOU BADLY????????????
. . . or did they just not tell you what you want to hear.
Think about it, bitch.
And get fucked.
the knives are in the kitchen.
You know if women could comprehend how dumb they sound to men for just a day they would all probably kill themselves……I just had a vision of that, wouldn’t that be fucking great!
And to all the so-called men that call in that insult dick in the hopeless attempt that they think they are going to get pussy by going against the philosophy that Men ARE better than woman at everything that matters in this world you are not real men you have no clue and have betrayed all real men by selling your soul for pussy which actually makes you a pussy, how’s that for manlogic. You know logic should always have the affix man attached to the front of it: MANLOGIC it just makes sense.
LOL, seriously, all these comments are hillarious.
“Why does dick hate women” and such.
He doesnt, if you were clever enough to understand dicks points, then you’d see.
Earn your own money, whores
-uh i do make my own money.
-dick doesn’t hate women, he just thinks of them as something to stick his dick in
-not all women are whores, just like how not all men are jerks
Get a job and stop being so JEALOUS of those who work, prickboy. Oh, and stop jacking off to pictures of your daddy. :) He thinks you are shit anyways. :)
That’s actually not true. Manhood kicks in when you begin your sentences with “Being a man…”
Manhood is a decision:
“Being a man, I just flopped my cock out here on the desk.”
“Being a man, I just decided not to go to college and waste $30,000 a year.”
“Being a man, I was molested as a child and went on the write ‘Baba O’Riley,’ ‘My Generation,’ and ‘Behind Blue Eyes.’”
Men are better than women at being abused and doing something awesome afterwards.
…you stupid cunt, listen first off you’re ass needs to learn to stop using those stupid smiley faces things, they’re not cute, you’re not cute..you’re a woman. second off, any soul who insults dick masterson is clearly the stupidest bitch on this earth
and someone who follows dick is either gay or close the the top of the “most ignorant people on earth” list.
Name one of them.
put all of you people having fun in your little sexist heads into this world.
Ruining your pathetic existence? ROFLOL Best thing EVER done in this world. LOL
No offense austin but 14 isn’t manhood, thats called being a teenage. Just wanna set the record straight.
You aren’t a man, you are a pus-brained piece of wieny shit. I like the fact your own mother didn’t want you, you must be scum. LOL
That’s right.
I am so sick of women calling Dick gay because he “hates women.” From my understanding Dick doesn’t hate all women it is women’s bad behavior that he and other men hate. I have listened to all of Dicks voice mail and it is so funny to hear women call in and tell him how much they hate him because you can hear in their voice how unsure they are of themselves and how badly they need and want a man like Dick to lead them. I bought my husband Dicks book and one of his t-shirts. I would never date or marry a man that did not know his place. It makes me sick to see men who let women walk all over them. Women are to be submissive to men, yet our society has made the idea of being submissive to a man a bad thing. Women be submissive to your man and all will be right!!!! LOVE YOUR HONESTY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow your definitly not a man pretending to be a woman
I really find it hard to believe that any man who would visit this site would pretend to be a woman. I am not a man pretending to be a woman I am just a woman who is not scared to let a man be in charge.
Of course, because men do not have to pretend to be women on this site, just like most of times they are expected and obligated to act as if they were, in so called real world, which makes them sick since the site.
nah, carole is just a bitch who wants to have fun with the fact that SHE IS a gold digger (she admits it), she’s probably a prostitute, stripper, or porn star, and she wants to have as much babies as possible so she can get that welfare check, right??
you are one of those girls that whenever you see dollar signs, your brains DO turn to shit. and you’re clearly seeing dollar signs 24/7
so here you go just in case:
$$$
have fun getting abused by assholes like this for the rest of your life, twat.
Another feminazi conservative female who lets strange men rape and abuse her children. Grab a brain, twit.
I’ll pass. I get erections for chicks, not dicks. I suggest finding your nearest male first or second cousin, at least you wouldn’t have to worry about producing progeny carrying unfortunate recombination events. Good day.
uh oh bad language!!!! k im leavn maybe you could call me sometime?
213 985 3425
That’s Ned (Beatty), ding-dong. Fat. Just the way you like to fuck ‘em. Squeal like a pig boy…
Well Dear Sir
I do not know why the quality of my grammar makes you as pissed as it does (by the way i googled neal whatshisface and he is pretty fat (: )
Ever see the movie “Deliverance?”, boy? Ya kinda’ write like one of them North Georgia Paulding County Boys…