Date Rape is a Myth

Personally, I have always known date rape victims and drug rape victims are lying whores. Of course “personally” is the worst way to be right about anything. “Personally” is subjective and emotional. It is prone to error and bias. “Personally” is womanly.

Unless you’re a man.

Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight. Fuck yea.

Scientifically, all date rape victims are lying whores.

According to a new study brought to us by the Manzillas at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, being a victim of “date rape” is like being a victim of getting a flat tire when you drive off a cliff. You did it, it’s your fault, you’re lying about how it happened because who the fuck drives off a cliff, and you’ve probably got a lot more wrong with your car than a flat tire.

Let me explain.

Recently, it was stated that in the UK, Rohypnol has never ever been used in a case of sexual misconduct. I say sexual misconduct because “date rape” is a crass and manipulative word. I refused to use it from now on. It rapes the true meaning of the word “rape”.

Well no shit. I’ve been to the UK tons of times and I’ve never seen Rohypnol being used. I could have told anyone that and they didn’t need to perform some study about it. Date rape drugs are hard to come by. And if they’re not that hard, they’re still harder than feeding a woman apple martinis by the gallon and reciting retarded lines about her hopes and dreams — all of which are asinine. If date rape drugs are illegal, then why isn’t Bryan Adams? Both work just as well.

Someone performed a study anyway, and here are the results of that study in the form of a boot straight up the ass of every woman who is culturally prejudiced against the way women are treated in the Middle East.

Over 12 months, and out of 75 patients who claimed to be victims of sexual misconduct and drink tampering with Rohypnol, GHB, or ketamine, 0% were found to have it in their system.

Zero fucking percent.

In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.

65% of “rape victims” had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victims” were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victims” tested positive for amphetamines.

In the case of women, besides the flat tire, you’ve also got a 20% chance of being on amphetamines. I’m no vagina doctor, but I’m pretty sure they don’t put amphetamines in the birth control pills that none of these whores were taking when they hit Ladies Night like a drunken tornado of abandonment issues.

After reading through the research article below, which I suggest to anyone who’s first instinct is still to listen when a woman starts talking, I realized the horrible truth of what’s going on in the UK. Apparently some asshole is running around spiking women’s drinks with booze.

Holy shit! Someone call the Special Victims Unit! Bring in the swab kit! Or better yet, fire up the laugh track and call that village where Peter and the Wolf is set. What’s that village called?

It’s called Fantasy Land.

Date rape is so 90’s.

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Comment by whoisthisbitch?
2008-10-01 16:28:35 - IP Man-Hash: b8c17cc36c047

tell me about it my friend is in fucking prison and has been since sophomore year in high school (4 years ago) for date rape or whatever. Turns out i am aquaintances with both of the girls now, and they are complete whores anyway! they were too embarassed of their whoreness to admit it to their parents when they came home with gross blood stains on their pants (cuz it was they’re first time fuckin) what do u think they’re gonna say?! oh mom and dad sorry im a whore or the easier out for responsibility dodging girls!

 
Comment by Vagrath666
2008-09-29 17:09:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Naw. I have watched it really happen, known many rape victims, women honestly do not feel victimized, they just tend to be honest about the experience.

I have watched and almost been kidnapped and raped 3 times, by men. My cousin was and almost stabbed, but she was a black belt. Luckily, as a woman I do not fear, why should we even be blamed for a man’s impulse? When he is the out-of-hand person? So a woman shouldn’t go to her mailbox or walk to her front yard? Next day she is blamed for a man’s action on her. What a world. So I guess catering toward man’s weakness is important for society and not fixing the problem at hand. Silly.

 
Comment by Bex
2008-09-22 15:14:11 - IP Man-Hash: 88946aa2b5dd7

unfortally there some girls/women who cry rape…but this doesn’t mean that all girls or women ‘lie’ about being raped! What would you do if someone in your family said they was ‘raped’ i think it would be a different storie then…jackass!

 
Comment by Jenniefer
2008-07-23 14:35:31 - IP Man-Hash: eeb00fe361d05

Any idiot knows not to leave her/his drink alone when you’re out! But, since I happen to know one woman who got raped I have to ask this; Is it sex or rape when an ex forces himself on the girl who broke up with him, when she is sober and just coming home from work?
Honestly, apart from som minor details, and both my mother and boyfriend would kick me out if they knew I said this, I think you have a point, not just about the rape thing but… Overall.

Comment by Rachel
2008-07-24 23:43:15 - IP Man-Hash: 6f2ea2e0e2bd4

Do your research, you moron. GHB leaves the bloodstream after 4-7 hours. Ecstasy is a derivative of amphetamines, which explains your twenty percent. I do agree there are girls who falsely claim they’ve been raped, but that is a whole different issue. Oh, and the legal driving limit is barely 2 beers, so your sixty five percent are horrible people for having 4 drinks, aren’t they? If you base your opinions on a single study, then not only are you an idiot, but you’re ignorant.

Comment by Mike
2008-07-31 11:32:12 - IP Man-Hash: fdc4bcd426f44

Even if what you said about GHB is true (it is eliminated within 2 hours) the metabolites are detectable for up to 24 hours, making it more long detected than alcohol. http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/ghb/ghb_testing.shtml

And fuck me in the ass and call me Charlie, these poor women arn’t doing speed, they are doing extacy. Lets pity them! If “2 beers” (the most conservative amount I’ve ever heard) makes you too intoxicated to drive a motor vehicle, then the last thing you should be doing is trusting your magical vagina not to be attracting men who also happen to probably be drunk as fuck. No rapist I’ve ever heard of would waste some perfectly good ketamine on some low rent pussy.

Comment by psiros
2008-09-21 16:31:21 - IP Man-Hash: 5c1eedab7f3e8

“Magical vagina”. Nice! That would be an awesome name for a metal band.

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Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-21 16:34:18 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

LMAO psiros

Or even “Mysterious Penis”
idk lol

 
Comment by psiros
2008-09-21 16:41:47 - IP Man-Hash: 5c1eedab7f3e8

The best line from Rachel has to be, “I do agree there are girls who falsely claim they’ve been raped…” No shit! They’re called “girls who claim they’ve been raped.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Viktor
2008-09-14 23:27:02 - IP Man-Hash: 66ef3bade6d98

Are you unable to read? this topic is referring to “date rape” not rape in general

Comment by Arbalest
2008-09-15 06:35:36 - IP Man-Hash: c8a1d688a4680

If a woman claims it, it’s rape.

Comment by psiros
2008-09-21 16:35:30 - IP Man-Hash: 5c1eedab7f3e8

Actually, if a woman claims it, it’s a lie. If I donate $1,000 to a charitable organization in a drunken stupor and don’t realize it till the next day, that’s not robbery by the organization. I would just be a dumbass. And if I called it robbery, I would then be dumb asshole. And a liar. Women who have consensual sex are not “victims”.

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Comment by studioline
2008-07-17 14:54:09 - IP Man-Hash: 0518966200a8c

Ann said:

It has everything to do with having a respect for everyones personal boundries.

Do you respect your boundries when you shove that dildo up your ass, or do you shove that dildo up your ass because you meet men who respect your personal boundries???

We men here respect you personal boundries, get it, and go away and go fuck yourself with that dildo up whathever hole you feel like. Can you at least do that you sick cunt???

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-17 14:34:11 - IP Man-Hash: 0518966200a8c

Ann said:

So lets say, hypathetically

Like you have said it can only happen hypathetically… in your sick mind.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-17 14:15:42 - IP Man-Hash: 289f1d607542e

It cuts into the only thing they have to offer, sex.

 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-17 13:49:21 - IP Man-Hash: 690b4b9c19836

Why are women so obsessed with male homosexuality?

 
Comment by Victoria
2008-07-17 13:08:26 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Ann said:

It has everything to do with having a respect for everyones personal boundries.

just because you fell asleep in my apartment doesn’t mean dick that i have any right to take the back of a broom handle, spit on it, and stick it up your ass.

Seriously dont bother reasoning with them, they have convinced themselves rape doesnt exist.
That it is the womans fault when she gets raped,

even though in the article it said 65% have over the BAC
what about the other 35%

 
Comment by Ann
2008-07-17 12:41:00 - IP Man-Hash: a2715860c1af8

It has everything to do with having a respect for everyones personal boundries.

just because you fell asleep in my apartment doesn’t mean dick that i have any right to take the back of a broom handle, spit on it, and stick it up your ass.

 
Comment by Ann
2008-07-17 12:36:27 - IP Man-Hash: a2715860c1af8

Dick Masterson said:

Ann said:

So lets say, hypathetically a man is at a party and sets his drink down on the table to go take a leak, and while he is gone gets slipped a roofie, only later to pass the fuck out with out realzing what happened. In the morning this man finds himself on a bed, naked, with only a sore ass and a few memories of strange men raping him.

is that his fault?

Yes.

It’s also his fault for falling asleep first.

-Dick

it was outisde of his physical ability to stay awake as he was made to be under the influence of drugs.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-07-17 12:33:15 - IP Man-Hash: d0cccfe7ceafd

Ann said:

So lets say, hypathetically a man is at a party and sets his drink down on the table to go take a leak, and while he is gone gets slipped a roofie, only later to pass the fuck out with out realzing what happened. In the morning this man finds himself on a bed, naked, with only a sore ass and a few memories of strange men raping him.

is that his fault?

Yes.

It’s also his fault for falling asleep first.

-Dick

 
Comment by Ann
2008-07-17 12:22:16 - IP Man-Hash: a2715860c1af8

So lets say, hypathetically a man is at a party and sets his drink down on the table to go take a leak, and while he is gone gets slipped a roofie, only later to pass the fuck out with out realzing what happened. In the morning this man finds himself on a bed, naked, with only a sore ass and a few memories of strange men raping him.

is that his fault?

he thought he knew these “friends” of his well enough to set his drink down on the table and trust that he wouldn’t be drugged. in fact this possibility hadn’t even occured to him. is setting his drink down then a very reasonable thing to do?

he wakes up understanding what had happened to him, but feeling muddled, angry, and violated as he had nothing to do with the decision for something to violently penetrate his asshole.

just have some empathy and understand how easily this could happen to you if your friends were shit bags.

and if you happen to agree with this website, you are a shit bag, and so then your friends are likely to be shit bags as well.

watch out! I’m going to get you!

if i meet one of you fuckers at a party, referencing this website, i’m going to drug and rape the shit out of you!

Comment by Daniel
2008-08-23 08:45:37 - IP Man-Hash: d91e452771b77

Yes, it’s his fault. He, as a man, shouldnt be stupid enough to lay his drink anywhere.
Hypothetically<- By the way.

And one last point: As a man, drug me. I’ll endure it. Because I’m a man.

 
 
Comment by Krissa
2008-06-17 02:24:41 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

I witnessed it… Sorry.

It’s interesting because my relative actually get strong from it and never let it get to her. She moved on. I know women also who have lied.

 
Comment by KAT
2008-05-23 19:51:18 - IP Man-Hash: 05ea0c3b7da6a

Look pal you have way too much time on your hands if you intend to upset every health professional on the frikkin planet. Rape is rape is rape, and unless you are a doctor, then I suggest you shut the hell up about things that I would never wish on anyone, not even you you sick son of a…

 
Comment by John
2008-04-30 05:00:14 - IP Man-Hash: 0c1b265ba6cdd

http://charliegrrl.wordpress.com/

This is the cancer that is killing the internet.

 
Comment by Meg
2008-04-20 11:14:48 - IP Man-Hash: 963496beeb5d1

I lol’d. The guy who writes these articles is basically just a bad shock jock with too much time on his hands and anger in his heart. I bet a girl broke his heart in the past.

 
Comment by Pman
2008-04-13 04:40:08 - IP Man-Hash: d9af7e0e48649

Gabby said:

Date rape is sick. Rape in general is sick. Women don’t do many things, as in go places, just because of fear of fear of rape.

I know 4 sure, that I cannot defend myself. (I’m 103 pounds)

Eat a fucking Twinkie for crying out loud.

 
Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-23 04:44:12 - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7

jaydavi said:

Do you know what, I actually agree with this statement.

I have never been so drunk I don’t know what I am doing. I don’t understand how anyone has.

I have had my drink spiked twice when I was younger and have never gone home with either creep that did it.

Obviously I am not saying that rape doesn’t exist but I don’t think that date rape exists. If a drug makes you a bit groggy, you still know what your doing, if a drug makes you pass out cold then you must have already gone to the guys house already, and you don’t do that if you don’t want sex or teasing. If you go to a guys house after a date and don’t want sex your just a pain in the ass.

When i read stories of women going “he bought me drinks all night, i went back to his hotel room, i sat on his bed, he spiked me and raped me, I was never going to have sex with him, i didnt really fancy him” I just think. “wow, you’re clever aren’t you? Why did you let him buy all your drinks? why did you go to his hotel?”

Saying yes and the regretting it isn’t rape.

Just watch your drinks though, because if someone spikes you and follows you and overpowers you then yeah that is rape, but the date was over, thats just rape.

You are actually on to a winner here Dick.

saying this though, whatever cunt goes around putting horse tranquillizers in womens drinks, and date rape drugs that leave the victim sterilized deserves his fucking knob chopped off.

 
Comment by jaydavi
2008-03-21 15:52:07 - IP Man-Hash: 822c948329db7

Do you know what, I actually agree with this statement.

I have never been so drunk I don’t know what I am doing. I don’t understand how anyone has.

I have had my drink spiked twice when I was younger and have never gone home with either creep that did it.

Obviously I am not saying that rape doesn’t exist but I don’t think that date rape exists. If a drug makes you a bit groggy, you still know what your doing, if a drug makes you pass out cold then you must have already gone to the guys house already, and you don’t do that if you don’t want sex or teasing. If you go to a guys house after a date and don’t want sex your just a pain in the ass.

When i read stories of women going “he bought me drinks all night, i went back to his hotel room, i sat on his bed, he spiked me and raped me, I was never going to have sex with him, i didnt really fancy him” I just think. “wow, you’re clever aren’t you? Why did you let him buy all your drinks? why did you go to his hotel?”

Saying yes and the regretting it isn’t rape.

Just watch your drinks though, because if someone spikes you and follows you and overpowers you then yeah that is rape, but the date was over, thats just rape.

You are actually on to a winner here Dick.

 
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