Date Rape is a Myth

Personally, I have always known date rape victims and drug rape victims are lying whores. Of course “personally” is the worst way to be right about anything. “Personally” is subjective and emotional. It is prone to error and bias. “Personally” is womanly.

Unless you’re a man.

Men have magic black boxes of objectification in our brains that turn all life experience into laws you could wear as ship shaped shoes and walk across water. Men and their mighty, manly opinions on things are air tight. Fuck yea.

Scientifically, all date rape victims are lying whores.

According to a new study brought to us by the Manzillas at Wrexham Maelor Hospital, being a victim of “date rape” is like being a victim of getting a flat tire when you drive off a cliff. You did it, it’s your fault, you’re lying about how it happened because who the fuck drives off a cliff, and you’ve probably got a lot more wrong with your car than a flat tire.

Let me explain.

Recently, it was stated that in the UK, Rohypnol has never ever been used in a case of sexual misconduct. I say sexual misconduct because “date rape” is a crass and manipulative word. I refused to use it from now on. It rapes the true meaning of the word “rape”.

Well no shit. I’ve been to the UK tons of times and I’ve never seen Rohypnol being used. I could have told anyone that and they didn’t need to perform some study about it. Date rape drugs are hard to come by. And if they’re not that hard, they’re still harder than feeding a woman apple martinis by the gallon and reciting retarded lines about her hopes and dreams — all of which are asinine. If date rape drugs are illegal, then why isn’t Bryan Adams? Both work just as well.

Someone performed a study anyway, and here are the results of that study in the form of a boot straight up the ass of every woman who is culturally prejudiced against the way women are treated in the Middle East.

Over 12 months, and out of 75 patients who claimed to be victims of sexual misconduct and drink tampering with Rohypnol, GHB, or ketamine, 0% were found to have it in their system.

Zero fucking percent.

In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.

65% of “rape victims” had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victims” were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victims” tested positive for amphetamines.

In the case of women, besides the flat tire, you’ve also got a 20% chance of being on amphetamines. I’m no vagina doctor, but I’m pretty sure they don’t put amphetamines in the birth control pills that none of these whores were taking when they hit Ladies Night like a drunken tornado of abandonment issues.

After reading through the research article below, which I suggest to anyone who’s first instinct is still to listen when a woman starts talking, I realized the horrible truth of what’s going on in the UK. Apparently some asshole is running around spiking women’s drinks with booze.

Holy shit! Someone call the Special Victims Unit! Bring in the swab kit! Or better yet, fire up the laugh track and call that village where Peter and the Wolf is set. What’s that village called?

It’s called Fantasy Land.

Date rape is so 90’s.

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Comment by Wolfe
2007-02-21 13:06:33

Meivu said:
What about the men who steal children from their mothers?

That sounds like “Man bites dog”. Far more frequently the other way around, probably by a ratio of about 100 to 1. Let’s examine the real world, not some feminist fantasy construct.

Oh, and more about the rape thingy…

What about the 6-year old girls who are raped by their fathers/uncles/other male family members? Is it their fault? Were they drunk and high? Hmmmmm?

Rape ‘thingy”? That’s a charming way of describing brutal child abuse. Others have logically answered your attempt at a point, so I’ll simply note your cold-hearted approach.

Meivu said:
So if I were to take a man, get him drunk, give him drugs and proceed to shove a stick up his ass, would that be the man’s fault?

If he were in the habit of having objects shoved into his rectum for pleasure on an ongoing basis, yes, it would be his fault for getting drunk and engaging in that behavior with you.

Most men in the aforementioned real world, however, do not insert objects into that orifice. Thus, a practice which is not customary and is widely regarded as highly offensive and highly unpleasant by most, would indeed be a crime on your part.

Sex — even drunken sex — is widely and customarily practiced, and is generally regarded as neither highly offensive nor highly unpleasant save perhaps by a crazed troglodytic feminist minority.

You grasp the distinction?

Perhaps not.

-wolfe

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-21 12:09:09

Meivu said:

What about the men who steal children from their mothers?

Oh, and more about the rape thingy…

What about the 6-year old girls who are raped by their fathers/uncles/other male family members? Is it their fault? Were they drunk and high? Hmmmmm?

Well if it’s the Daddy of said child then he shouldn’t have to steal his children.

If you are talking about Annna Nicole Smith then that would be a great possiblilty the kids were drugged and who knows what Britney may do next for attention?

Are the hundreds of females teachers being drugged and forced to have sex with male students that are under age? I suppose it’s the doctors fault that so many women are prescirption drug addicts because they can’t deal with normal stress.

You thoughts are not relevant to the orignal post but you wouldn’t know unless a man told you because you women think with your viginas and we all know there is no brain that could live in those fishy caverns.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-21 11:55:44

Meivu said:

So if I were to take a man, get him drunk, give him drugs and proceed to shove a stick up his ass, would that be the man’s fault?

Well you women blame men for everything else.
Whiners who are nothing more than irresponsible narcistic children.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-21 11:53:21

Necroswordsman said:

Gabby said:

oh, well, tha’s stupid to claim rape.

But i think rapists should be hanged, publicly.

I think feminists should be hanged, publicly. And the women who steal their sons from their fathers.
And women who make false accusations of rape should be hanged.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-21 11:52:36

Gabby said:

We’ll I agree with the second.

Who else is going to agitate for womens rights?

Women have more rights than men.
Why do they need more? What do they not have the right to do now?They can kill men and walk free. Claim false rape and walk free without even being identified. What more do women need?

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-02-21 11:36:50

Stupid Meivu said:
Oh, and more about the rape thingy…

What about the 6-year old girls who are raped by their fathers/uncles/other male family members? Is it their fault? Were they drunk and high? Hmmmmm?

Dear Stupid,

The topic of this article is “Date Rape is a Myth.” It was never said that rape doesn’t exist, or that all rape is the woman’s fault. It’s just saying that date rape is something invented by intoxicated sluts to try to justify the results of their whoring actions.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-02-21 11:20:55

Meivu said:

In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.
65% of “rape victimsâ€? had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victimsâ€? were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victimsâ€? tested positive for amphetamines..

So if I were to take a man, get him drunk, give him drugs and proceed to shove a stick up his ass, would that be the man’s fault?

You’d prolly screw that up somehow.

 
Comment by Meivu
2007-02-21 11:07:04

I think feminists should be hanged, publicly. And the women who steal their sons from their fathers.

What about the men who steal children from their mothers?

Oh, and more about the rape thingy…

What about the 6-year old girls who are raped by their fathers/uncles/other male family members? Is it their fault? Were they drunk and high? Hmmmmm?

 
Comment by Meivu
2007-02-21 11:01:58

In an unsurprising twist, 100% of these women were found to be drunk as fuck.
65% of “rape victimsâ€? had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victimsâ€? were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victimsâ€? tested positive for amphetamines..

So if I were to take a man, get him drunk, give him drugs and proceed to shove a stick up his ass, would that be the man’s fault?

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 10:45:05

We’ll I agree with the second.

Who else is going to agitate for womens rights?

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-21 10:28:23

Gabby said:

oh, well, tha’s stupid to claim rape.

But i think rapists should be hanged, publicly.

I think feminists should be hanged, publicly. And the women who steal their sons from their fathers.

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 09:00:34

oh, well, tha’s stupid to claim rape.

But i think rapists should be hanged, publicly.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-21 08:57:11

GAbby many women take amphetamines or other drugs. It is so common. While your friend may have actully been raped many claims are bogus.

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 08:56:12

the harder it’s goin to be…

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 08:55:15

lost. (typo)

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 08:53:49

65% of “rape victimsâ€? had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victimsâ€? were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victimsâ€? tested positive for amphetamines.

We’ll they really shouldn’t drink that much even if they were given but i don’t think they took the drugs themselves, call me biased. You can’t drug a woman and then rape her. SICK!

I don’t know why rape is so prevelant. I mean even after the tsunami in asia, men were raping women an girls, even when were being treated for injuries. sick! sick. she’s in recovery, plus it’s a national f@@kin crisis. You’ve lots everything, they’ve lots everytihng and all you can see to do to make the crisis better is to rape someone?

The effects of rape are devestating to men, gonna make it harder 4 women to trust you, women are becoming more defensive. Just think of it like this, the more rape, the it’s goin to be for you to even get contact info.

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 08:50:12

65% of “rape victimsâ€? had a blood alcohol content of twice the legal driving limit.
25% of “rape victimsâ€? were three times over the limit.
20% of “rape victimsâ€? tested positive for amphetamines.

We’ll they really shouldn’t drink that much even if they were given but i don’t think they took the drugs themselves, call me biased. You can’t drug a woman and then rape her. SICK!

I don’t know why rape is so prevelant. I mean even after the tsunami in asia, men were raping women an girls, even when were being treated for injuries. sick! sick.

 
Comment by Gabby
2007-02-21 08:28:15

Date rape is sick. Rape in general is sick. Women don’t do many things, as in go places, just because of fear of fear of rape.

I know 4 sure, that I cannot defend myself. (I’m 103 pounds)
The world isn’t fair, in sk teenage boys get to stay out till whenever, and go where ever, questions rarely asked. While compared, i get to do nothing, it’s unfair. I’m not saying i would roam by myself, hell no. I want to do many things, but i only feel safe when i’m partnered up with somebody, or in a group.

I was lucky not to get raped one time. I was riding my bike and some naked, fit,huge(as in height and body mass), came after me from behind some bushes. We’ll it’s a good thing i had my bike, cause he didn’y come too far in the road, didn’t want to be seen. Anyway, in that area in sk , lots of foreign students live, so i guess he was just waiting their to grab one. Cause the america and indian students, jog like everyday, maybe with their dogs and with headphones on (not good). Anyway, i called the police. (they came like 45 mins after, the police force is not really preventative, they usually just do things after something has happend and anyway some police men have committed murder and others are just after the teenage girls like nuttin)hmm.. anyway, all are not bad,but they can’t really be trusted as they should, as police should) anyway, he wasn’t their when they came.

I know a girl who was raped, sad story. I mean she was walking from a dace class, at like 7 in the night, on a main road. And one of her boyfriend’s friends pulled her in an abadoned house and raped her. Anyway, real wrong choice for a bf, seems okay, looks good, respectable , in a gang. You can see the wrong choice. Anyway, the only witness was murdered right before the trial, so. She had to stay in the army camp for a while, for prtection. Then her father sent her to atlanta for some months.
Anyway

Rape is sick.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-02-21 06:35:35

Fredrik said:

… whip out a contract of consent oh how romantic wouldn’t that be!

That, my friend, is why it is so important to get her to give you head. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any rape case where all the woman did was to slob on the knob. I’m not saying that a woman has never called rape here either, but I’ve just never heard of it.

 
Comment by Fredrik
2007-02-21 04:36:57

Acolyte said:

At the end of the day the difference between a date and date rape is the woman’s word (and a few drinks). If the woman feels great about having slept with you when she was drunk then you are off the hook, if not just know you have a date rape charge looming over you.
Simple solution, women under the influence shouldnt be allowed to have sex. They cause too much trouble!

Or whip out a contract of consent oh how romantic wouldn’t that be!

 
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