Dating: Why?
What: Dating in a manly fashion.
When: Never. Dating is a loss of Man Points.
Where: Anywhere. Women are like Starbucks. They’re all over the place, and they’re all over-priced.
Who: As hot as you can afford. Be careful. Women think credit is the same as money.
What’s missing is why. Why put up with the cell phone calls during dinner, the crazy clairvoyant dreams they keep a secret until four months in, the piss-poor attitudes, the 1001 ways a woman can talk about her dog, the addiction to American Idol and “dance porn”, the talking — the endless fucking talking? Why date?
Why: To get laid. Don’t ever forget it.
10 out of 10 guys agree that the only reason to treat women like anything more than tree stumps is to get laid.
Men, by nature, are not cockblockers. That’s why we speak to women period. We’re collectively and pre-emptivley lubing the gears of social intercourse.
And by “social” intercourse I mean “sexual” intercourse.
Whenever a man takes time out of his busy day to address a woman, he’s giving her self-respect. Male attention charges up a woman’s sex drive like an over-pumped BB gun. Especially fat women. They need social interaction more than abandoned dogs — and from what I hear, they’ve got a hair trigger.
Gross.
The point is, the only reason men talk to women at all is so they’ll eventually put out. Just because you’re not fucking every girl you talk to at Hot Dog on a Stick doesn’t mean she’s not thinking about it later while her boyfriend’s getting lucky.
Women are cheating whores.
Women are like a cheap wine. It takes loads of people to make it happen because cheap wine only makes money in bulk, packaging is all that maters because what’s inside is shit, and even a little bit will give you a massive headache.
Dating is just your turn to take a swig.
Decide how much your time and money are worth in advance and call a dry cow a loss. “Milk” is never free. It can’t be because someone’s spending his evening sweet talking the cow.
Time is money.
Date to get laid. And remember what my friend Rufie Josh says:
“I may not have the greatest game in the world, but I can still pull off a fat chick.”
Still gross.
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Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
I agree with everything you say 100 percent. Women are nothing but attention whores. I coined this term while in the navy. While I was there, women who were previously unattended to at home, became whores, attention whores. Whenever I paid women no attention, they tried to bring it to me. I cant stand the fact that women always complain about equal rights, then all they want to do is get married and stop working for the rest of their life. And all they want to do is be around their friends all the fucking time. Another thing is all they do is play games, with their men, and constantly try to get them to think they are cheating and then turn on them and accuse them of cheating.
Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to usher in the New Masculine Era!
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ALL THE MEN RISE UP! IT’S TIME FOR WAR!!!
I am shutting this site down.
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
This must have been posted by Ms. EmptyBra
HA! Rufie Josh…
I lawled
http://www.deviantcrimes.com/schemas.htm
Schemas
Schemas are an individual’s worldview. Many deviant crimes begin with the offender’s negative schemas that constantly bring him closer to offending. Rapists often have schemas that include a negative image of their victims such as, “All women are [derogatory comment here]“, or “she deserved it because…” are often heard in the statements made by offenders. In these cases, the offender’s schema dictates that since one woman in his life provided this example justifying his statement, all other women must be the same.
You are obvious.
Money doesn’t matter. I’m still having a hard time getting over that. I’m sorry, crotch-rot, you are just so full of shit – but hey, that’s why men don’t call you Doctor or Professor, they just call you fuckhole.
Garbage in, garbage out as they say. Good luck making history with your internet diagnosis business, sweet-tits. Heh, money doesn’t matter – I take it you, coincidentally, are a college dropout who was too fucking lazy to even show up for class. That’s some self-servant logic right there. I think there may be a medical name for that condition – let’s see if you can perform a google search on that.
Search for ‘college dropout decides that money does not matter.’
Yet another feminist bitch and her disconnection from reality. This is an attempt to start implementing thought crime. This is the utter rubbish being preached at the institutions of hate better known as, the university.
Schemes are what Professor Cunt is teaching you in college. By using propaganda words like empowerment, hate-speech, victim, harassment, and discrimination they are brainwashing women, thus pulling off the ultimate scheme. Then they wander out into the real world and cant understand why they don’t get that warm fuzzy feeling they had in college.
Their next obvious step is to label free speech as a “schema” that juxtaposes crime. Save the psychobabble for your women’s studies professor, Ms. Cunt.
“Schemas are an individual’s worldview…that contantly bring him [what about "her?"] closing to offending. Rapists often have schemas that include a negative image of their victims…often heard in statements made by offenders…the offender’s schema dictates that since one woman [or man] in his [or her] life provided [an] example justifying his [or her] statement, all other women [or men] must be the same.”
Ah, now it reads better, and probably more accurate. So a negative world view in men can possibly lead to rape; a negative world view in women can possibly lead to a form of rape, such as cutting off a man’s penis, or performing other acts of symbolic rape.
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants
i don’t date. its a waste of money.
really f++king them dirty scruffy whores (the whole lot of them) isn’t such a great thing anyway. i can jerm myself off. and doing so must save me at least $100 a time.
the f++king c++ts. who need them?
Mr. Masterson,
You probably know the tenents of leykis 101. (One of my favorites Tom Leykis)
Dating = Porking
The only purpose is to get laid.
This is 100% TRUE!!!And ugly women wonder why I won’t talk to them.It’s simple,I only talk to women who I want to fuck with.Why would I waste my time talking to some ugly cow I wouldn’t even touch with a stick?
you ma’am are part of the problem, shut up.
signed
the man-space invader
It is my sworn duty to ask this question each time one of the auto-response units parrots a pathetic rebuttal–which is nearly always woefully inadequate and off the subject and in some form dismissive of women or sexual-organ shape or size, or sexual inclination:
Women think about perverted sex far more often than men, and have a subconsciously negative worldview of themselves, as manifested in their references to a man’s “mother” or “living with [your] mother.” Why do women do this? Dunno for sure, but more than likely it’s because they a. have a visceral hatred of mothers or the concept of motherhood/mothering; b. have poor or dysfunctional relationships with their fathers.
Yes, until y’all heal your pathetic relationships with your mothers and ESPECIALLY your fathers, STFU and leave, but not necessarily in that order.
Must what defines a person be only manifested in the betterment of others? I pity one who thinks such a thing, regardless of gender. Helping a million is no better than helping none so long as you do not actively insist on helping others. In fact, I would go so far as to say helping none is actually greater than helping many if you honestly wish to help none.
But I trust you have never read Emerson (and I can say this because of your comment), so I will refrain from any attempts to stimulate your mind. Rather, I will lower myself to your juvenile agenda. You see, Dick has helped many. And I wager he has helped more than you will ever. Dick has inspired the human race to think. He has implored the use of intelligence in argument. And from what I gather, he has made a living off this wonderful act.
Plainly, he has taught us to hate what is inept. If you explored your initial statement, you will find an ejaculation so rich in bullshit, you would have to reconsider your life. You say you have never seen anyone so bitter, yet Dick couldn’t be less bitter. You assume someone has broken Dick’s heart, yet you’ve never met the man before. And, more than anything, you fail to see the greatness in Dick’s design.
Regardless of whether or not Dick genuinely hates woman is moot. Even in a lie, Dick has done more good than you will ever dream of. I say this because your inanity could never allow for such greatness.
Explore the flower of thought, and free yourself from mental slavery.
Suck it?
Your comeback is as predictable as a morning shit. Dick already disproved A. through C. with his cunning man-logic. Now do yourself a favor and go finish watching whatever intellectual stuff thats on Oxygen or Lifetime.
Cunning has roots beyond men. You may need to define that in order to understand what you just said.
WOW.
A bunch of iggnorant BOYS rambling on about how horrible women are.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Let me guess….
A.You’ve had your poor little hearts broken because your to pathetic to meet a womens standards
B.Your mommy didnt show you enough attention,or didnt love you enough.
C.You have an incredibily small penis.
D.All of the above.
This pop tart proves why there are so many women created misogyinists out there. Good God, come up with something original. Sydney yammers on like men are here to meet women’s standards. I would say ‘what a stupid bitch’; that would just be redundant. She probably has a VaJaJa that one could drive a truck into, so anything would seem small to her in comparison; matches her mouth.
What I believe is the universal constant in the universe is the simple distinction and correlation between the physical world and the mental one. In short, your body will never change who you are, not even the very anatomy of said body. I realize now that men and women are not two social groups, or two groups of anything other than an unforeseen natural evolutionary process. Nature throws a curve ball, and even than we might have men ‘born into women’s bodies’ and vice versa. However, even then, the body is only a conduit to the physical world, and one’s superficial appearance is absolutely trivial in comparison to one’s mental and physical competence. That is equality – and both sexes had it better BEFORE THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT! The feminist movement was an absolutely horrific miscarriage of mental masturbation left unchecked.
Fucking sluts like manhole here think they can assign a gender to themselves and then suddenly magically get our attention. They should be punished like ДоÑ?тоеÌ?вÑ?кий.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_machine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognisance
Feminists don’t want equality. They want superiority, gift-wrapped and handed to them every morning like its fucking Christmas. Equality shouldn’t even be the goal, but unity instead.
From what I’ve seen of them, radical Feminists like Andrea Dworkin (as a painfully obvious example) display characteristics of the Borderline Personality Disorder.
Among several others, a key behavioral indication of BPD is an inability to prioritize, sift through, and recall emotional experiences. In sum, a BPD–overwhelmingly dominated by females by population–may experience rejection or disappointment many times, yet each occurrence is reacted to as if it were the first, over and over. This can be debilitating since each day contains some form of disappointment, disillusionment, or other forms of emotional accidents.
Partners of BPDs don’t remain long because the emotional turmoil of intense reactions to even minor errors or minor misunderstandings drives the partner away.
Very interesting.
Difference does not imply equality.
-Dick
Then I guess history had to be ignored to make this site. Does not imply intelligence.
Neither does short-witted and short-sighted replies to 5 month old posts.
Concur. To “modern English-speaking female” (MESF) the act of standing up to a man, or to inherently male institutions [if there remains any] or symbols, constitutes validation as “strong, independent female who is not intimdated by men.”
To MESF it’s okay to display any manner of intimidating, boorish behavior as long as the intended recipient of the behavior is male.
Thanks for the info, Billy. I see now how people can see Dick as doing something positive. And yes I agree that feminism is not helpful in this world. Feminists say that women are better than women, and this is completely false. However, on the other hand, it’s not correct to say that men are better than women. I guess I’m young and fanciful, but I say that we are equals. We couldn’t have one without the other. But I know that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it’s what makes the world go ’round. That’s why it’s important to have websites such as this one that allow a world that is too often fed feminist ideologies to see the other side. Maybe one day my dream will come true and we will respect and understand the other gender better, but until then, to each his own.
Be yourself and who cares what the weaker link of humanity believes, this does not imply gender, what I mean is there are positive people more toward your level of thinking and can avoid these problems and not shrink down to the size of the lower life.
Women suck but you wouldnt notice since you’re young.
Dick hss helped enlighten many young men and a few women to the ugly truth about todays women. He may have saved many of these young men from marital suicide.
Since many men are finding women to be a burden and all around screw up in relationships Dick is reassuring the guys that it isn’t only their imagination.
Feminism is the main problem with modern women.
Any women that claims she is a feminist is admitting she is a few french fries short of a happy meal.
Talon:
“Have you been on Dr.Phil?
Have you wrote a book?
How much traffic does your webiste get?
Does my point get across, dimwit?”
Sorry I didn’t mean it like that. I wasn’t trying to offend or get anyone to pull out the name-calling card, but I was more asking the question of what has this guy done for the betterment of the world? I don’t have a website, I’m in the process of writing a book, and I would rather not go on Dr. Phil…most of his shows deal with alcoholic parents and such. But, I’m young, and just starting college. So maybe in a few years I will be able to say I have written a book and I have a website, but first I’m joining the Peace Corps :-). (But please no Dr. Phil). I guess I’m just wondering what has Dick done to really help others/ the world? Maybe he has done some service to end hunger and homelessness or something? Or does he just write about how women suck? Once again, I’m not trying to offend.
Thats a good one.
*D3C*
You know the Adam and Even story never happened?
Have you been on Dr.Phil?
Have you wrote a book?
How much traffic does your webiste get?
Does my point get across, dimwit?
Exactly, is the relevant? My point, he has a need for attention from an age old concept. He makes money, good for him. alot of people do as far as I know, and sadly people who deserve it for actual work they do make alot less. Well now we can see why he made the book. Your point.
So now money doesn’t matter. Than a cockhole says it does matter. So now she makes more money sucking dick for a living and now money does matter. Now I have a professional degree and she has a bad case of cock-rot, so now money does not matter.
I smell bullshit.
“I Get It” by Chevelle. Men > Women
I love this website.
HAHAHA. Wow I have never seen anyone so bitter. What HAPPENED to you? Someone break your heart? Awww poor little guy. Now how about you do something productive in your life instead of spreading hate? Ok, thanks.
You have been trained very well. Someone give Donahue “Polly” a cracker. I’m fresh out because the fat chick down the hall stole them off of the cabinet above my desk.
Bitch go stabb your pussy with a hot blade and die
Aww man, that’s nasty!
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself.
“Where’s Eve?” He asked.
“Well,” said Adam, “She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.”
“So where is she?” asked God.
“Well, she went down to the river to wash up.” replied Adam.
“Damn,” said God. “Now I’ll never get the smell out of the fish.”
Seconded.
They also seem to think that men only gauge their own manliness by their penis size, and that to insinuate that it is small is an attack against their character. For a woman, who gauges their own personal self worth on their sexuality, this makes sense. For a man, who gauges their own personal self worth on money, friends, and how many women they have laid, it is meaningless.
A billionaire with the smallest dick in the world will still get laid more often than a pauper with a dick the size of a horse.
Also, women seem to forget that the average Vagina really can’t handle an exceptionally large penis. If you are a completely loose whore, then yes, you practically need a foot to fill up that coffee can of yours.
My impression of every women’s insults: “Blah blah blah gay blah blah blah small dick blah blah blah you’ve never had a girlfriend”.
You see? Women only gauge a man’s worth based on their own. As a man, we couldn’t care less.
My impression of a man’s insult? Read every post I have ever made.
Thank you dick. And of course the feminists don’t want this to be equal. They love not having to do shit to get free food, free sex, free rides… MEN WE HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY FUCK IT or we deserve what we get…
Isnt it strange that women try to make fun of men for having a small penis when they dont even have one? It’s like if they made fun of someone for having a small car when they dont even have a car. They are the ones that should be made fun of.
I dont know. Just thinking.
Only women with big fucking stretched out cunts care about big dicks. You know the doctors today can sew your big pussie back up.. If you weren’t such a whore you wouldn’t need a big dick.
As always Dick, you “nailed it”, and you didn’t have to date any cheap whore to do it. I stopped dating about 8 years ago, and I have never been happier!
In the mean time, half my friends have gotten divorced, and the other half do nothing more than bitch and complain about the whores they date, and my newly divorced friends don’t talk about anything else other than the whores they want to now date. I just sit back, laugh, and watch the show.
Okay I’m not that heartless. Yes I have referred them to Men Are Better Than Women website, but as they say, you can lead a horse to water…..
Hey, you spelt matters wrong. find “maters”
Any decision on where the billboard will be?
Great article, Dick, as always. Your book is causing quite the stir, and I look forward to the coming cascade. I can say that for once in this century it seems that society might yet have a chance to get better, less ignorant, less INSTITUTIONALIZED, for once. I’m proud to say that I’m starting to see the questions raised, and that these overgrown babies’ thin veneer of superiority peeling away.
Joke/Truth –
Why do women have cunts?
So men will talk to them.
Why do men do anything to gets womens’ attention?
To get laid.
I actually am a blind, fat and retarded cunt. Thanks a lot jerk way to call me out
For the two whores above me, you replied too a man who dominates your lives in all aspects. He has more money, more fame, probably better looks too (you both use the internet, thus you’re probably fat girls with acne).
Also no women allowed on this site, are you blind aswell as fat retarded cunts?
Get the picture, MEN>WOMEN.
Get outta here fatties.
Dick is nothing? Have you ever been on Dr Phil?
And, of course, the small dick insinuation. Generally a complaint made by those with cavernous vaginas. Two hands clapping. Does it echo in there? Like a cathedral?
@Ane. Hahahahahahah. Man, they are all the same. Good stuff.
I’m watching you now on Dr Phil in Denmark. I think you are nothing!! I can drive a car, I know how to work and work hard and take care of myself… Do you? I think you must have a small DICK which you are afraid to show to women…
Once again Dick, you have summed up in a few paragraphs what I have felt but been unable to articulate for years. Is this what a religious experience feels like? Nah, this is far too MANtacular for mere religion, this is the TRUTH.