Dating: Why?
What: Dating in a manly fashion.
When: Never. Dating is a loss of Man Points.
Where: Anywhere. Women are like Starbucks. They’re all over the place, and they’re all over-priced.
Who: As hot as you can afford. Be careful. Women think credit is the same as money.
What’s missing is why. Why put up with the cell phone calls during dinner, the crazy clairvoyant dreams they keep a secret until four months in, the piss-poor attitudes, the 1001 ways a woman can talk about her dog, the addiction to American Idol and “dance porn”, the talking — the endless fucking talking? Why date?
Why: To get laid. Don’t ever forget it.
10 out of 10 guys agree that the only reason to treat women like anything more than tree stumps is to get laid.
Men, by nature, are not cockblockers. That’s why we speak to women period. We’re collectively and pre-emptivley lubing the gears of social intercourse.
And by “social” intercourse I mean “sexual” intercourse.
Whenever a man takes time out of his busy day to address a woman, he’s giving her self-respect. Male attention charges up a woman’s sex drive like an over-pumped BB gun. Especially fat women. They need social interaction more than abandoned dogs — and from what I hear, they’ve got a hair trigger.
Gross.
The point is, the only reason men talk to women at all is so they’ll eventually put out. Just because you’re not fucking every girl you talk to at Hot Dog on a Stick doesn’t mean she’s not thinking about it later while her boyfriend’s getting lucky.
Women are cheating whores.
Women are like a cheap wine. It takes loads of people to make it happen because cheap wine only makes money in bulk, packaging is all that maters because what’s inside is shit, and even a little bit will give you a massive headache.
Dating is just your turn to take a swig.
Decide how much your time and money are worth in advance and call a dry cow a loss. “Milk” is never free. It can’t be because someone’s spending his evening sweet talking the cow.
Time is money.
Date to get laid. And remember what my friend Rufie Josh says:
“I may not have the greatest game in the world, but I can still pull off a fat chick.”
Still gross.
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February 15th, 2008 at 4:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c2bc5d906bcf
Once again Dick, you have summed up in a few paragraphs what I have felt but been unable to articulate for years. Is this what a religious experience feels like? Nah, this is far too MANtacular for mere religion, this is the TRUTH.
February 15th, 2008 at 6:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c9c804826da42
I’m watching you now on Dr Phil in Denmark. I think you are nothing!! I can drive a car, I know how to work and work hard and take care of myself… Do you? I think you must have a small DICK which you are afraid to show to women…
February 15th, 2008 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 6964c4c40c0c5
@Ane. Hahahahahahah. Man, they are all the same. Good stuff.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Dick is nothing? Have you ever been on Dr Phil?
And, of course, the small dick insinuation. Generally a complaint made by those with cavernous vaginas. Two hands clapping. Does it echo in there? Like a cathedral?
February 15th, 2008 at 9:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 18327a2ecd90a
For the two whores above me, you replied too a man who dominates your lives in all aspects. He has more money, more fame, probably better looks too (you both use the internet, thus you’re probably fat girls with acne).
Also no women allowed on this site, are you blind aswell as fat retarded cunts?
Get the picture, MEN>WOMEN.
Get outta here fatties.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 40d1e72f888cc
I actually am a blind, fat and retarded cunt. Thanks a lot jerk way to call me out
February 15th, 2008 at 11:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Joke/Truth -
Why do women have cunts?
So men will talk to them.
Why do men do anything to gets womens’ attention?
To get laid.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Great article, Dick, as always. Your book is causing quite the stir, and I look forward to the coming cascade. I can say that for once in this century it seems that society might yet have a chance to get better, less ignorant, less INSTITUTIONALIZED, for once. I’m proud to say that I’m starting to see the questions raised, and that these overgrown babies’ thin veneer of superiority peeling away.
February 16th, 2008 at 3:13 am - IP Man-Hash: f56549d00273a
Hey, you spelt matters wrong. find “maters”
Any decision on where the billboard will be?
February 16th, 2008 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 6bf519bbb4681
As always Dick, you “nailed it”, and you didn’t have to date any cheap whore to do it. I stopped dating about 8 years ago, and I have never been happier!
In the mean time, half my friends have gotten divorced, and the other half do nothing more than bitch and complain about the whores they date, and my newly divorced friends don’t talk about anything else other than the whores they want to now date. I just sit back, laugh, and watch the show.
Okay I’m not that heartless. Yes I have referred them to Men Are Better Than Women website, but as they say, you can lead a horse to water…..
February 16th, 2008 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae2b789fa969a
Only women with big fucking stretched out cunts care about big dicks. You know the doctors today can sew your big pussie back up.. If you weren’t such a whore you wouldn’t need a big dick.