Better Together: The Dick and Maddox Man-Pack
According to Amazon.com, you should purchase my book Men Are Better Than Women and Maddox’s The Alphabet of Manliness together for maximum manjoyment.
I don’t know how Amazon.com decides which books to sell as a recommended two-pack, but I know a man designed it. That’s the only way I can explain the wave of competence responsible for the manlarious comedy Man-Pack pictured above.
But that’s not all.
Since I own and have enjoyed both of these books to their fullest, I’ve put together manstructions on how you can do the same.
Manstructions
Step 1. Purchase both books Manmediately. That means you should have already done it.
Step 2. Also purchase some leather straps. Note: not already having leather straps is a loss of 70 Man Points.
Step 3. Strap the books to your fists.
Step 4. Start punching fast and ferociously.
Step 5. Represent.
Step 6. Burn both books in case your friends want to manjoy them when you’re not around. Men don’t share. Note: make sure you use only the manliest of fire. Otherwise, neither book will burn.
Download a blank punch to do your own representing.
A list of Batman sound effects. I consulted this list when making the above graphics. Gracias, amigos.
Maddox If Batman was a secret identity, Maddox would be the superhero.
Related Articles:
April 1st, 2008 at 11:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
How are the burgers cookin’, today?
April 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
April 1st, 2008 at 12:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
@ “me no have weewee”, “yomanhole” and all the other vacuous fabricators of inane ad hominem attacks go ahead and try switching back to Paris Hilton fan club website as you have nothing of substance or interest to men. I really must admit that your insightful intelligence does impress me.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
The latter line regarding your insight and intelligence should be taken in the context of today’s date.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a
Fuck everyone on this site
April 1st, 2008 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a
Dick Masterson Loves Big Black Throbbing Cock!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a
Fuck Dick Masterson. He obviously doesn’t get any pussy. FAGGOT!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a
DOUBT…. can someone say FAG
April 1st, 2008 at 7:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.
Why do manholes fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/manholejokes.txt
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 175d8deab3408
With Pathetic Joke #29, you forgot to change “girl” to “manhole”, dumb-dumb.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 2be91c650a28b
I am feeling left out. Can someone please have a challenge at me.
I think women are smarter than men in some ways.
Think about this.
Men say they invent everything, right?
But then they also invent pollution and a hell of a lot of rubbish that is impossible almost to recycle. And the Indians in America for one are upset about their land being used to dump waste. If men are so great in inventing why haven’t they invented a way to make things more eco friendly? Why are women inventing better ways for men to invent that is also nature friendly?
Is it that women are having to fix men’s inventions so that they are better?
If so, then aren’t women better than men?
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That was fucking boring.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Someone seems to have linked mabtw.com to the teenage mother support network. Time to piss off some feminists!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Teen_mommy
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1a/Prego.jpg
Have a nice life, prego.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Hey guys, wanna see something hilarious? Go to Drudge report site today and see link listed as “Scientists mix human and cow DNA in embryo…. hybrid species” and inadvertently? under this is a photo of Oprah. Priceless!. MABTW including Drudge.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
Julie go back to AM
you’re not helping women look better here.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Julie quit your bitching. If you have a problem with men’s inventions that pollute you could always boycott those products by not using them. Think about getting through your day without products invented by men, that would be rich. Or better yet get off your fat ass and fix it your damn self.
-Solomon
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3a9cf95ea545
Ok, fair enough.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:02 am - IP Man-Hash: c5180117e9611
Holy fuck, you’re retarded. Nothing of what you just said many any sense, and you call him retarded? There’s so many logical fallacies (ad hominem) in your comment, yet you act in this condescending manner. That’s pathetic.
You’re just proving his point. WTF, did you even go to high school? Women like you shouldn’t be allowed to use the computer. Go back to the kitchen. I doubt you even know the most basic woman functions anyways.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: c5180117e9611
This made me laugh so hard. Women like you would use tampons made of Indian hair because it’s “natural”.
Men didn’t “invent” pollution. That’s a waste from industrial activity that makes life a lot easier for bitches like you. Anyways, who the hell said that women are in charge of “fixing” men inventions? Women who “invent” “nature friendly” things are just scams (see my comment about Indian Hair tampons).
Men in the other hand, actually are leading research on universities for real solutions. Think about that research lead by men to find an alternate energy source from derivatives of carbon meant to substitute petroleum. Yet unfortunately, everything will be denied by the government due to economic ties.
Read a fucking book before you talk. By the way, last time a checked, the only eco-friendly politician was a male. Isn’t he called “Al-Gore?”
April 6th, 2008 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 214248d76769f
I have to say, you fucking rock! I love your ideas, it’s just sad in todays screwed up society we can’t carry them out. BTW, you totally owned that woman on Dr. Phill, the reaction on her face when you told her to hit the treadmill was priceless. If she shat a dictionary out at that exact moment you couldn’t have gotten a single word out of her.