Better Together: The Dick and Maddox Man-Pack
According to Amazon.com, you should purchase my book Men Are Better Than Women and Maddox’s The Alphabet of Manliness together for maximum manjoyment.
I don’t know how Amazon.com decides which books to sell as a recommended two-pack, but I know a man designed it. That’s the only way I can explain the wave of competence responsible for the manlarious comedy Man-Pack pictured above.
But that’s not all.
Since I own and have enjoyed both of these books to their fullest, I’ve put together manstructions on how you can do the same.
Manstructions
Step 1. Purchase both books Manmediately. That means you should have already done it.
Step 2. Also purchase some leather straps. Note: not already having leather straps is a loss of 70 Man Points.
Step 3. Strap the books to your fists.
Step 4. Start punching fast and ferociously.
Step 5. Represent.
Step 6. Burn both books in case your friends want to manjoy them when you’re not around. Men don’t share. Note: make sure you use only the manliest of fire. Otherwise, neither book will burn.
Download a blank punch to do your own representing.
A list of Batman sound effects. I consulted this list when making the above graphics. Gracias, amigos.
Maddox If Batman was a secret identity, Maddox would be the superhero.
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March 30th, 2008 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71fbcaf84e4ac
Let me say while funny, being punched in the face with your book is way too good for either Hillary or Oprah. and the fourth one is totally realistic, with the “He’s not actually going to hit me” look.
March 30th, 2008 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: c870300ff830a
Those are the funniest things I have ever seen.
DIE PARIS DIE! Muhahahaha!
March 30th, 2008 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 39feca89c2230
this site is the fucking truth
March 30th, 2008 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
only a man would know about truth..
March 30th, 2008 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Going strong; unstoppable, not by manhole, not by PC, not by anyone! We play by THEIR rules, which they change every day of the week, and we just can’t stop winning! They’re so awful!
March 31st, 2008 at 2:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Both tomes should operate very effectively as the proverbial “two by four”.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 8eecef48b7f47
I have no interest in stopping them, I’m already a huge fan of Maddox.
@Doubt-any chance you can end your man-crush, or manfixation with me? Besides, I am a guy and it seems just a bit too gay. I mean you hate gayness, right?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
For a prostitute, she has a stick up her ass about faggots.
I can’t wait for her to get caught. Her new whore-persona will be ‘hamburger tits’ and she’ll lose about 6 months worth of shelf life.
I mean, it takes about 6 months for them to fuck flat one cup size, right? I don’t know how that works, I know the ones with the silicon tits - well, they just about have to carry around duct tape to seal their leaks. Of course, they’re going to die from that stuff but who gives a shit? They want to die anyways, so everybody wins!
March 31st, 2008 at 4:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Ha ha, white teenage girly-girls. Babies are less exploitable, and people look at you funny if you mistreat a child.
Manhole is on the bottom, Desire is on the top. Manhole and Desire are two different cocksuckers to prevent confusion.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 1719a03e51f72
Ask the school nurse two triple your dose of Ritalin today, young man. You seem very unsettled today…fixated on boob size. I guess you’ll fantasize about your french class teacher throwing her boobs in your face. Understandable, your in the wet-dream phase of young man maturation.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
She says I repeat myself. Isn’t she funny? Somebody throw a cigar ember in her face, the bitch has earned it.
Nobody can forget about her affinity for ACDC or her manly email address. What a bitch!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
‘Dick, Dick, tell them I’m a man. Dick, Dick, look at how manly my email address is. Dick, Dick, my favorite band is AC/DC, that makes me a man, right? Dick, help me, those men are making fun of me.’
I can’t believe there is some fetish where men enjoy giving money and time to that… thing. Oh, and she says prison rape is okay but voyeurism is not - her argument is that voyeurism is ‘immoral.’ She’s just so ridiculous when she’s angry, I like her.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a7e3d093b862
I like you too, Doubt :). I really hope this best for you. But do work on your math skills.
March 31st, 2008 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
I will most definitely support and order this man-pack later . :D
March 31st, 2008 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 088db11a9d986
what size is your dick?
March 31st, 2008 at 1:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93b7be8b82f62
awesome, must be because i pre-ordered it or something in january that i”m getting dick’s book today, according to amazon. it going to be a pleasant monday evening reading session.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51bab01b2c1fd
Excuse me please Mr. Doubt.
But AC/DC? C’mon now.
Now, not only is a muscle feminine and masculine but so is a band.
Hey, we should change the English language into the French language to allow everything to have masculine and feminine. Le and La.
Sure then men are smarter than women.
Hmm, but then women are changing the law to be feminine in Canada. The law will be a Le. (feminine)
I think the table is masculine. But the chair is feminine.
Oh no, that won’t do. Table and chairs go together.
C,mon guys you are smarter than the French. How do you propose to fix this.
Yeah, I have to agree that this site is a great way to get away from activism.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
No idea.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
http://youtube.com/watch?feature=user&v=eCBcv7YWlAA
‘12 - going on 21!’
I wonder if she’s learned that personality disorders are not a lifestyle… It’s like those strippers who define themselves as molested or rape victims - firstly, nobody gives a shit; secondly, nobody asked you; thirdly, that’s nothing to be proud of.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 35d1485e42ed6
I watched you on the DrPhil show… omfg all of you are so sad. You’re acting like we’re living in the 1400s oh GET REAL! And the most pathetic thing of all is that all of you “men” if we can even call you that are losers that are sooo fucked up that NO WOMAN would ever want you, so to bring up your selfesteem you need to go to this lame ass site to feel more like a man!
HAHAHAHA you are all so LAMEEEE!
grow upppp.
dick … you’re probably calling yourself that cuz you dont even have one and you need one somewhere on you!
P A T H E T I C assface.