Better Together: The Dick and Maddox Man-Pack
According to Amazon.com, you should purchase my book Men Are Better Than Women and Maddox’s The Alphabet of Manliness together for maximum manjoyment.
I don’t know how Amazon.com decides which books to sell as a recommended two-pack, but I know a man designed it. That’s the only way I can explain the wave of competence responsible for the manlarious comedy Man-Pack pictured above.
But that’s not all.
Since I own and have enjoyed both of these books to their fullest, I’ve put together manstructions on how you can do the same.
Manstructions
Step 1. Purchase both books Manmediately. That means you should have already done it.
Step 2. Also purchase some leather straps. Note: not already having leather straps is a loss of 70 Man Points.
Step 3. Strap the books to your fists.
Step 4. Start punching fast and ferociously.
Step 5. Represent.
Step 6. Burn both books in case your friends want to manjoy them when you’re not around. Men don’t share. Note: make sure you use only the manliest of fire. Otherwise, neither book will burn.
Download a blank punch to do your own representing.
A list of Batman sound effects. I consulted this list when making the above graphics. Gracias, amigos.
Maddox If Batman was a secret identity, Maddox would be the superhero.
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Wow, this is hilarious. Although why punch Oprah if she made Dr. Phil who he is today? ^_^
Dear David,
notice how this person above didn’t have to use any obscenities in her arguement, but you just spout right off like a frustrated little child. I just wanted to bring up that although some trivial things contribute to the problems of pollution such as perfume, there is a thing that men use as well. It’s called cologne. Just because “the whore” Paris Hilton is a woman, doesn’t mean that all woman are like that. Of course, no ones stopping you from thinking that way and being ignorant.
Using obscenities is manly. Go back to fucking elementary school if you can’t handle a few swears online. Hell, I’ve heard worse shit out of some 4th grader then I’ve heard from a few of my buddies. Stop trying to make yourself seem important by addressing him like it was a letter and calling him a child. Your even worse for responding to something that didn’t need a response. Cologne isn’t used NEARLY as often or as much as perfume, hairspray, and all that bullshit you use is. Women have no right to talk about eco-friendly anything. Most of you think hybrids are better for the environment because you don’t understand the concept of, the shit you buy gets made. It doesn’t magically fucking appear and hybrids are worse then most cars, it would take 30 something years to begin reducing the amount of pollution put out, and I doubt the car will last that long. PS, your best friend, aka Diamonds are mined by children in Africa and many die doing that. But lets overlook that and jump on the global warming bandwagon! :D
Fuck off this website.
-Applauds- I couldn’t have put it any more succinctly, and that’s quite a feat.
Hey Chris, are you really Christ?;)
all, your posts are priceless. Now, Im pissed I was not saving them from the begining.
EXACTLY.
Women want to get away with being CUNTS
while men like / and love them.
And men who DON’T like / love them. . . are “gay”.
Hilarious.
FUCK WOMEN. YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE/LOVE THEM.
You can fuck them and that’s all she needs to mean to you.
When a girl tries to tell me I’m “gay” because I don’t like her….
I tell her to get down on her knees and open her mouth.
Then she can tell my cock how gay I am.
You would be surprised how often that works . . . .
yap, so true, so true, cunts work so damn hard to make it impossible for men to like them. The funny- sad part is that cunts while finding themselves to be cunts want to teach other women how to be cunts too deceiving them they will benefit from that “knowledge”. That’s why cunts are so pissed when women lough in their faces, also on this site and say in a nice womanly way; fuck off cunts!!!
Wrong. Fuck, you’re stupid.
Men who don’t FUCK women - are gay.
Men are not required to LIKE or LOVE women.
GET IT????????? So you can stop pretending.
You know how many women I have banged who I couldn’t wait to get rid of?? And it’s exactly because men are not required to like/love them that I am doing very well for myself.
You cunts work extremely hard to make it IMPOSSIBLE for men to like/love you.
That doesn’t make a Man “gay”.
That makes you not worth a man’s time.
If Men don’t like (or love) you , sweety . .. . its not THEIR fuckin’ problem.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Wrong. Fuck, you’re stupid.
Men who don’t -> FUCK > Men are not required to LIKE or LOVE women.
GET IT????????? So you can stop pretending.
You know how many women I have banged who I couldn’t wait to get rid of?? And it’s exactly because men are not required to like/love them that I am doing very well for myself.
You cunts work extremely hard to make it IMPOSSIBLE for men to like/love you.
That doesn’t make a Man “gay”.
That makes you not worth a man’s time.
If Men don’t like (or love) you , sweety . .. . its not THEIR fuckin’ problem.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Gay man don’t like women of all kinds. We men here just like all other men everywhere, anytime, we like women, and we not only don’t like cunts but we vomit about cunts. Do you know what is the difference between a woman and a cunt?
Dearest Jenny, lrn2fuckoff.
Holy shit, all of you are stupid as hell for taking this too seriously.
It’s all a joke. The book was written as humor. Think about it. Dick Masterson? Too convenient.
It’s satire. Learn it. Dick is a character (who makes a world of sense, by the way. I mean seriously… all of these women are stupid enough to think he’s real.)
lrn2satire
No you dumb bitch, he wouldn’t be in this world if his dad didn’t in pregnant his mother.
Contrary to feminist belief, you women are not asexual.
Remember you start off in nut shack, only to use the female as incubator.
The rest of your post is just incoherent and almost impossible to read.
Get back in fucking kitchen, nobody said you can fucking talk.
you are the most useless piece of shit on this planet. I hope you have fun sticking your penis into bums all day long you fucking low piece of shit. You wouldnt be on this earth unless you came out of a vagina and I feel sorry for anyone that has ever crossed paths with someone as low and worthless as you, go suck a dick. ps your the ugliest thing ive ever seen, transvestite is that why you cover up your face?
DIE
u got trolled nigger
Obviously you’re just so stupid that you don’t get what Dick is trying to do here. Another reason men are better than women.
oii dick. let’s think big. what does an organization or a concept need in order to be public? it needs acceptance. and who is gonna advocate that acceptance? famous people. do you think celebrities or politicians will advocate this idea with you? no. coz that is just gonna affect their reputation. that is just gonna decrease their preferences in people’s eyes. so this can’t go far. your “men are better than women” theory will not go far.
so just stop now, bfeore you realize afterall this thing you’ve done you’re just a naive frog stuck on the bottom of a well.
The Reason they are bundled like that is because that someone bought that with your book, causing it to be bundled due to the extreme similarities to both books.
Seriously men who don’t like/love women are GAY! Really their is no other explanation! Of course this site is ran by a white man, who have already RUINED half the world!
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
theres some good valid points. NOT. wtf r u thinking? i can’t think of a single thing that women invented. or fixed. or changed. or adapted.
and women fix men’s inventions?
And all the pollution comes from fucking whores spending the money men earned on fucking products and fucking throwing them away such as tampons//sanitary napkins/shampoos and conditioners/ perfumes.
Do you have any idea how much pollution comes from making fucking perfume? and the whore paris hilton has like 3. women fucking cause pollution.
FUCK YOU.
Oh, you and Maddox are the same guy. I get it now. I thought your writing styles were similar.
You’s so funny. Do you really expect that people will take you seriously?
I guess that you can’t get the women you want, because you’re to ugly.
And why the hell do you wear sunglasses when there’s no sun shining?
You lie, Dick obviously has girls smearing their greasy fish cunts all over him. He’s just not pussy-whipped. He tells it as it is.