Dick Goes To The Colbert Report
Yesterday, I had the man pleasure of attending a taping of the Colbert Report staring Stephen Colbert. I have gone on record saying Stephen Colbert is among the top five manliest men alive, and just like anything I have said or ever will say, I stand by it.
Here’s something even manlier I didn’t know about the Colbert Report. It’s staffed almost entirely by men.
Most things in television are run by men because most things in life are run by men. Television shows are not volunteer dog pounds where girls who are already half-suicidal go to depress themselves into fucking oblivion. Television is run by men.
Here are some other things run by men:
The Hoover Dam
The Internet
Destruction Derby
This website
All of those things are massively successful and the fact that they’re packed with more Y-chromosomes than one of those Guess How Many Candies Are In This Fishbowl is no coincidence.
The Colbert Report is exactly the same.
The show has four or five camera operators, all of which are men. And not just any men; they’re big fat men. I assume you need the girth and stability of fatness to be a good camera man. It’s only logical. Women can’t use fatness to their advantage like that. The only thing a fat woman learns is how to complain while eating.
The writers of the Colbert Report are all men as well. At least all the ones I saw were. I imagine that if there are female writers on the show, at the time of the taping they were in an empty room talking about their vaginas obnoxiously or how fucking tremendous it is to be a lesbian in New York City. That’s the only thing women comedians seem to be able to fucking talk about. Women hate the gays. Apparently women from New York City hate them twice as much.
The bouncers, the guides, the warm up guy, the boom operator, the security personnel, all the way down to the fucking janitor; they’re all men on the Colbert Report. If you’re wanting to break into television, this is a perfect first step in doing so. Make sure you’re a man. Just like an awesome movie like The Wickerman or a discussion about an awesome movie like The Wickerman, if there’s a women involved, it will be ruined.
Obviously the man himself, Stephen Colbert, is a man. You could figure that out from the millions of women who want to fuck him. The same could be said for every man.
Manddendum
Colbert gleefully accepted a MenAreBetterThanWomen.com T-shirt while I was at the taping. If you’d like one of your own, I’ve linked to it below.
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Wrong! Fat woman are not only good for complaining while eating. They are also pretty damn good at casting a shadow.
I grow tired of you cockstalking me on this site.
aww so sad. I guess you’re going to have to deal with it unless you want to move to a place
Hilarious.
From what I hear feminism is worse in England than in the U.S. By the way the U.S. isn’t a state.
I wish I had invisible shit. You could poop in the briefcases, offices, and homes of your enemies. They’d wonder what the smell was, but they would never find the source.
Now listen, stop that shit right there between America and England.
Unlike women, we men got over the fact that we fought it out and all that.
So I favorably wave my flag here in America to my wanker friends across the pond, and say that we BOTH equally suck in the face of feminists.
However, you still talk weird, and I want my fucking tea taxes back!
Oh wow
I am recording that.
I’d like to see you spewing garbage not only online, but now on television!
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
yay! if i had a hammer i would smash patriarchy! …i found it!
Misandrist:
If you had a hammer, you could try to smash patriarchy, if you could find it. Best of luck with that.
You mean the state of america. England is great.
You are wrong. England is so much worse than America, there’s no comparison really. We can just look to England as the example of where we’re headed.
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
yay! if i had a hammer i would smash patriarchy! …i found it!
A secretary taking notes doesn’t count as being a writer.
What’s “a lot of women” ? Is that two… two women?
lol
Erika, does your boyfriend also work at the imaginary, invisible shit factory?
-Dick
Um…
My boyfriend works on the show, and I know personally that a lot of women work there. Two of the writers are women, I believe, and there are quite a lot of women in very high positions.
I find it ironic how you believe the appointment of a puppet king with no power will change anything.
Just like the working class in my country think electing someone who’s for “immigration reform” will stop the flood of slaves across the southern border from taking their jobs.
The only thing that solves problems is violence. Representative government is a failed experiment.
You watch. When we get a king we will be fucking put on the map. Instead of that wrinkly old hag of a queen with Tony Blair as her bitch.
Bzt.
You’re in fucking dreamland.
I hope you didn’t spell countries like that. We havent let it affect our culture. And soon when Prince William becomes King William, sit back and watch.
I disagree.
If no sign of feminism existed in England. Sir McCartney would’nt haven’t lost a good portion of his lifes earnings to a whore. England is full of fembots too. Necro I can take you to MRA sites where many English fellows will strongly disagree with you there.
All western cuntries are feminized.
Gee I would give every ccent I have if he would wear the shirt on TV. It would be worth it to get rid of this witch.
You dream.
There isn’t one western place without the plague.
Are you saying that they’re not hairy ugly obese lesbians?
No noticeable feminism.
No feminism there then?
You mean the state of america. England is great.
The people that say this kind of shit are in generally the most manipulative people of all.
And being a complete power hungry asshole.
Those who love power rule better than those who love fame and “making the world better”. Making the world better is code for fucking the world up by trying to do stupid shit. Look at the state of the West.
And being a complete power hungry asshole.
John Stewart’s ‘NuLiberalism’ is as impenetrable as the war machine I hope to one day build for myself.
And the darkside has very stringent standards, sonyad. Although being a socialist and mysoganist is a great resume.
That reads like a mission probable.
Sots, this is just the thing that I would come to the darkside with love for.
If I see Jon wearing any apparel from this website, I shall just die. I guess if you want me dead /waves sots, you know what to do.
Write into the show.
You can make it happen.
You’re men.
-Dick
Oh, yes. Likewise.
That woul make my year.
I used to spell “uv” that way.
When I was two and a half.
Even then, though, my grammar was better than Sam’s.
Wonder if we’ll see Colbert in a mabtw t-shirt?
-wolfe
Of course you’re guessing because women don’t know shit. You are only pissed that the truth is out. So you resort to useless name calling in a lame attempt to silence the truth.
Look all around you Sam. The truth is gonna get you.
lol
He is a mangina.. Still thinking with his dick and showing no signs of independent thought. So he uses feminuts bullshit data as facts.
Someone give him a clue!
That’s not propoganda, it’s just fucking pigshit! But let me ignore the fucking arse-like made up statistics for a second, because numbers can always be womanipulated. I want to refer again to when that damn woman claimed that most convicted rapists aren’t put in prison. Who the fuck does she expect to believe that ?
This is the very fucking reason that women are forbidden from this site. They never have anything constructive to add to a discussion. I was talking to an ex-girlfriend of mine the other day (I know, that was an error on my part) and we got into a verbal fight, as usual. She started saying so much nonsense that I couldn’t help but wonder to myself “if the last good thing to come out of her mouth was my dick?”
James you are a brainwashed idiot.
Humans developed hunting tools. Hunter/gatherers! Looks like you’ve been taking a few too many “womens’ studies” classes.
Every 45 seconds!? Prove it! Back it up with some research. No, real research, not the feminist wishlist that passes for research in “womens’ studies” circles. 1 in 3 women sexually assaulted. Pure propaganda.
And the truth shall set you free! Men still tamed this world and created this civilization in which women can expand their horizons and possibilities in life. And why did men do this? Mostly to please women.
Throughout history, men haven’t been working to oppress women; men have been working to please women. Only recently have we begun to figure out that it’s an impossible task.
That’s debatable. Every 45 seconds a woman is raped, 1 in 3 women are sexually assaulted at one point and etc. Most convicted rapists aren’t put in prison. I wouldn’t call that safety when it’s men who continue to hurt women and men who keep rapists safe from prison and men who come on websites like this and defend the rapist. I wouldn’t call it freedom when a woman can’t even walk alone without watching her back. If you even attempt to open a history book you’ll notice a trend. Men not only hurt women, but men hurt other men as well. You can’t say men are the ones who created that freedom since men created the freesom to rape women in the first place. It’s more upon the lines of “rape is okay” and then saying “rape is wrong”. The men who reversed such laws that they created doesn’t make them heroes or protectors. For example, if I was in power and I decided “let’s make cannibalism legal” and then decided to reverse that right would you point to me for you’re freedom? I think not.
Aw, you’re breaking my heart “James.” Tell you what; go to Africa and pick a country, any country. Live there for six months, then come back and tell me how horribly oppressed women are in developed nations, “James.” Can you think of a more pampered, more indulged, more thoroughly sheltered organism than the average Western Female? I doubt it very much.
This applies to what I said above as well, although I don’t see why women would thank men for their survival. Some simple research on anthropology would show you that human survival was dependant upon women and men.
Way to completely miss the point, “James,” and thank you very much for stating the bleedingly obvious. Unfortunately I’m not trying to conduct a frigging anthropology workshop, I’m saying that if men hadn’t had the means and the drive to conquer and tame the world around them, to harness it for the mutual good, we’d all still be living in caves and tents. And by the way, “James”…
And whose ass did you pull those statistics out of “James”? Every 45 seconds, huh? Geez, with productivity like that to maintain, who’d be a rapist? You’d be working 12-hour days at least. As for the 1 in 3, what the hell happened? It was 1 in 4 yesterday! Care to cite any sources, or should I just assume that the world’s men had a few too many last night?
Where the fuck did you get that bullshit information from? Or is this goddamned bitch is just making up her own ‘facts’ now.
James, just because you don’t like evolutionary history doesn’t mean you can make up bullshit without evidence… unless you’re a woman.
If you’re talking about extremely early hominids, then yes both sexes were hunter-scavengers. But when men started hunting, the species grew powerful brains extremely quick and shifted the balance of sexual power that has not changed except for the socialist engineering dreams of feminists and their bisexual sadists in government.
Of course, men are just as good at governance as we are killing and eating protein and destroying nations. We just have to get back into it and take back what’s ours. If not, we’ll simply destroy it.
Soon they will.. as with cameras having video capability their skanky behaviors will be recorded for the police to look at.
“Is this not you making out with 4 guys that evening miss.. and flashing your chest at the camera.. and leading out that drunk man by his hand to that cab while making out with him?”
“yes.. but I was drunk.. so he took advantage of me”
“Ma’am… if your caught drinking and driving.. you goto jail.. being intoxicated is no excuse for your behavior”
Imagine if the police laughed just as hard at women who claim rape as they would if any man actually went through with this plan. Puts a smile on my face.
I say some men go out tonight.. get drunk.. then get laid and in the morning call the cops and say you were raped by the woman.
James, I have to disagree with you on every point. Try having a female accuse you of rape when she changes her mind about you in the morning.
It’s the same concept with everything about women.
Actually, humans were never hunters, they were scavenger-gatherers. If you look at many primitive cultures you’ll notice that many tribes have women as the scavenger-gatherers.
Someone has to hord what others hunt…
That’s debatable. Every 45 seconds a woman is raped, 1 in 3 women are sexually assaulted at one point and etc. Most convicted rapists aren’t put in prison. I wouldn’t call that safety when it’s men who continue to hurt women and men who keep rapists safe from prison and men who come on websites like this and defend the rapist. I wouldn’t call it freedom when a woman can’t even walk alone without watching her back. If you even attempt to open a history book you’ll notice a trend. Men not only hurt women, but men hurt other men as well. You can’t say men are the ones who created that freedom since men created the freesom to rape women in the first place. It’s more upon the lines of “rape is okay” and then saying “rape is wrong”. The men who reversed such laws that they created doesn’t make them heroes or protectors. For example, if I was in power and I decided “let’s make cannibalism legal” and then decided to reverse that right would you point to me for you’re freedom? I think not.
This applies to what I said above as well, although I don’t see why women would thank men for their survival. Some simple research on anthropology would show you that human survival was dependant upon women and men.
*looks at walls* No more room for tally marks. Its like the wall is all black. Are there this many sad sad lonely women in the world?
Contact the authorities immediately, Samantha!
If men weren’t around we wouldn’t be here either, dumbass. Not only that but the civilization that allows you the safety and freedom to mouth off to complete strangers under the protection of anonymity in a place you’re not supposed to be without fear of reprisal would never have existed. Remember that, little girl. For every day you don’t have to live in a cave, eating insects and fleeing in terror from anything with teeth bigger than yours, you remember that and thank whatever god you worship that men are around to allow you a quality of life that most of the world can only dream of.
does every 1 wanna know who dick really is???
he’s a fat ugly loser who lives at home with his mother!
and im guessing any 1 who actually reads and agrees with this shit is probably the same. u should respect women because u need us! if we werent around u wouldnt even exsist. pfft what a pack ov losers i should contact authorities about this website. if u treat women like this in real life they wouldnt touch u with a 10 foot pole, omg who would make ur dinner and iron ur XXXL t-shirt.
losers u bunch of wankers
where does the “affirmitive action law” come into play here? lol
Big surprise Female likes the pussy of fake news.
He seems like my kind of guy to look up too.
Jon > Stephen