The Dick Guide: An Incompetent Truth
Every day, I get another question from a young man who clearly doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. That’s to be expected in this modern age of Kim Possible and Dr. Cuddy. On TV, women don’t fuck up constantly the way they do in real life — at least not on the channels men watch. The only way to discover the Incompetent Truth is by living life or by listening to someone with a set of balls.
That’s why I’m writing this guide. I’ve got the balls, I’ve got the stamps on my passport, and I would love to fuck a 17 year old girl without getting sent to prison.
That was a pun. Besides, vicarious rape is still legal.
That was another pun.
Is it okay to cry?
No, it’s never okay to cry.
Unless it’s after something really moving, right?
No.
My girlfriend said something outrageously stupid and I…
There’s no reason to finish that sentence. The biggest mistake a young man can make is having a girlfriend. Girlfriends are like dead rats. You can barely do anything fun with them, and once they sink their teeth into your arm, it’s a messy and brutal enterprise to pry them loose. Grab your manliest crowbar.
Girlfriends are a bigger drain on your time than alcohol, marijuana, and masturbating, combined. Even alcoholics can function 20% of the day. People stoned off their asses become carpenters and avant-garde chefs. Baloo-ing the Bear reduces stress, depression, and will eventually give you some hilarious stories. On a long enough time line, everyone gets caught.
Girlfriends, however, are Waste Incarnate, crammed into pants made for someone half their size and twice their price.
A girlfriend is like a garbage disposal of life. You step up, you dump your garbage in — garbage like roses, stuffed animals, and “I see my unborn puppies in your eyes,” and then you walk away. You don’t stand over the garbage disposal and wait for it to shoot out a Pepsi or an original thought. Expecting that for whatever reason — especially because television told you to while it wasn’t selling Tag body perfume — is a loss of Man Points.
Women on TV act reasonable and interesting for the same reason Snuffleupagus has a cardboard cock. He isn’t fucking real.
Next time you’re forcing the sink to chug down a plate of rotten chicken, try to imagine it with a pair of tits. That’s your girlfriend. And if you stand there trying to reason with the garbage disposal like a dumb fuck, it’ll suck down your dreams, your soul, and the shirt off your back.
Next time you’re spending time with your girlfriend, think about this: you could be learning about “options” right now; how to sell them, how to buy them, and how to get so rich off them that in twenty years you could rent this stupid slut’s daughter by the hour. That’s a man plan.
Women in high school are at their peak. Think about it. Every man in history has wanted to fuck a high school girl. Even gay men want to fuck high school girls. I don’t know why, but obviously I don’t really understand how gayness works. Also, grown up women and women in high school both:
1. Work shitty minimum wage jobs.
2. Don’t own a house.
3. Spend most of their time chatting about stupid nonsense.
4. Buy whatever car they think is the cutest.
5. Can’t handle alcohol.
Women in high school and full grown women are exactly the same. Your potential as a man is limitless. The only difference between the whore handling your father’s calls and the whore in Home Ec is that yours has more customers. That means higher prices! It’s called supply and demand, and you can learn all about that while you’re learning about “options”.
When you’re done, break up with your girlfriend. She’s wasting your time.
And when you’re done with that, try a Gummi worm pizza. They’re Manlicious.
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November 2nd, 2007 at 1:51 am - IP Man-Hash: e9b33ba281409
So, why in the world would you want a girlfriend?
“Well… I just wanna have someone there, you know? Someone that will always be there for me. You know, care about me m’ stuff.”
You do know that women only convince you that they care in the first place? Once they get you to sign onto the relationship contract using lies like “lots of sex”, “always take care of my man”, “real men are with one woman” and “don’t you wanna be secure and settled?”
As soon as you grind your testicles into a bloody ink and use that to sign the monogamy contract, that completely negates the female’s need to do anything for you whatsoever, because now she has what she wants?
“Well, this girl is different. She’s not like other girls.”
I suppose she told you that?
“….well, yeah….”
Of course she did. Just wait until commonlaw sets in and she poops out children. Than she’ll really be there for you. She’ll be there for your keys, your house, your money, your clothes and your dog. But first, she’s going to be there for your best friend and the heroin dealer down the street. Of course she told you that you fucking moron! She knew you were stupid enough to trust her!!!!
“Of course… I love her, so I’m gonna trust her!”
I love my dog. I don’t trust him.
“My girlfriend isn’t a dog!”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
…. -actual conversation-
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Well, I have a friend that has a gal he isn’t married to that has 4 kids that are not his who leaves him on a monthly basis in the typical bullshit “huff” phase to go fuck some crank dealer in Dallas, TX only to come back broke while he took care of the kids.
His excuse for keeping her and not burying her in the back yard?
“I been with her for 7 YEARS”.
I told him he was insane, stupid, a fucking complete retard.
He did not think I was funny, then I related the wisdom of using cold hard cash to rent a woman THREE TIMES as hot as that gal is, with no kids (or none I care about) who is ACTUALLY skilled sexually (not the old prison style “lay there and take it” bullshit).
He is now understanding my point of view. Much more, because when a whore calls me, I tell her I am not interested, stop calling bitch. She then stops calling, because she knows the money is gone, and she wasn’t worth it.
He did bitch about how he went broke that one time he kicked her out.
I said, “Hey dumbfuck, the moment you slid sausage to her, you were FUCKED. Now, had you THOUGHT about what you were doing BEFORE you actually did it, you would be like me, having enough money to go fuck a penthouse style gal for an hourly wage”.
His best option is to cut his losses and run. Fuck, vaginas are replaceable, the same as my shoes. There is always one SOMEWHERE not doing anything useful right now…………
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 45d1d223a1bb8
King Wang:
Your friend is fucking retarded for hooking up with an old hag with 4 kids in the first place, and then even stupider when he found out she was a drug addicted slut who would leave her kids behind.
Where are his Manstincts? Call the child services and get those children out of her incapable crone claws and into a home run by someone who knows what the fuck is going on.
The man points lost in picking such a drug addicted slovenly cum bucket make me want to punch several hippies in some sort of domino type of situation.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
The more sex you get at the beginning of a relation ship, the shorter she wants to hold her fake character, they think the more sex they give, the better the chance you fall in love. Love is a men thing by the way, only a men thing. Some are surprisingly good at holding their character tho, you could almost believe in it! But someday and soon enough, it all comes down to that useless, knowledge less, money less, creativity less person. If you ever dated girls, you know that all of her sentences are not hers. Every god damn thing is borrowed, from you or from other men. But they don’t even understand what they are saying ! For the most, they use phrases as sounds, not as words. If they hear something and have heard it before, they can easily shoot that manly answer even if it doesn’t make any sens on that context ! They don’t think words. They only think things as a scene, something visual with sounds and feelings (not) where everything that comes out is just whatever story they want to tell themselves, just like playing with a fucking Barby doll house.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 514935029475b
Mantastic article Dick.
– Yet again the wise man speaks!
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf4c3c6f34a69
Ok, ive done the first one! now just to try a gummi worm pizza!
And i dont give s sh*t about ‘moving’ crap! i just mean if something horrible has happened if it is ACCEPTABLE for a man to cry! (I.E. if he had just lost his father, although i wouldnt consider this one because you wouldnt cry, you would pull it up and work hard! But you catch my drift)
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Hobot: I dig it, you dig it, we dig it, he has no Man-anything, except a penis.
She isn’t a hag, fuck, she is only 23 with those 4 kids!!! Ha!
I did suggest he donkey punch her though……….
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46e299e5119f4
I’m trying to figure out if that’s better or worse. O.o Ew.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
It actually depends, Vin.
I would say no if you fuck her once, get the idea, and then run like hell.
I would say yes if you don’t run fast enough…………..
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9b33ba281409
Here’s what you gotta do. Fuck her, but don’t give her ANY information at all. Accidentally give her the wrong number, say you have no myspace or e-mail address, and NEVER let her know your last name.
That way, you are a ghost. Single moms are great in bed… you know they know what they’re doing because… well, they’ve certainly practiced. And they will do anything to win you over, because YOU are her future ride through college.
Hopefully, she will be your ride until tomorrow morning. Haha.
November 3rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Now THAT is worth some fucking Man-Points!
Savant kicks man-ass!
November 3rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 47e070fd87755
Men are the only ones capable of true love. Women love the “symbol” of what a man represents, not him. Women usually fall in love with men who have money and power; in other words, they love what he represents - social status - and not the person per se. Only men are capable of truly falling in love for people.
P Coderch
November 3rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 47e070fd87755
Am I the only one who’s sick and tired of seeing women get away with anything and being treated like superior citizens than men, only because men want to get laid no matter what and women use this to manipulate men into giving them special rights, priviliedges and a protected status? Men are fucking dumb for allowing their horniness put the shackelss in them like this.
P Coderch
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
I totally agree with you and no you are not alone. But so far people i know who don’t let their cock working against them are the more educated ones and know how to drink :) Men should go on a sex strike :D
November 4th, 2007 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 6aded1e7c787a
“Am I the only one who’s sick and tired of seeing women get away with anything and being treated like superior citizens than men, only because men want to get laid no matter what and women use this to manipulate men into giving them special rights, priviliedges and a protected status? Men are fucking dumb for allowing their horniness put the shackelss in them like this.
P Coderch”
I think it has less to do with sex than survival. Men are raised by women. Every authority figure that a boy has until he hits puberty is a power-abusing woman who will not hesitate to use violence at the drop of a hat the second her authority is called into question.
Since men are smart and can anticipate outcomes, they begin to try to pre-empt violence and stupidity by feeding women validation. In childhood, this is a survival tactic boys must adopt in order to get through to adulthood.
This effect is especially strong when the mother is abusive, aka a woman. The child is conditioned since toddlerhood to be a happy, willing punching bag and a slave. The hidden message from her is “go ahead and complain. I’ll abandon you and make another kid that knows how to listen.”
Is it any wonder that some adult males will then salivate once the bitch-bell is rung? Obeying women becomes a subconscious attempt to remain alive.
That is how twisted shit is these days.
November 4th, 2007 at 1:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Well, besides being a champion of men’s rights here, I also advocate men’s rights on other forums on occasions when I can. I have noticed that the men usually like to take sides with women even when it is apparent the woman is wrong. You probe these betas further and they will go “erm?” because they are fucking stupid and all they wish is to get laid.
November 4th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 309f68416031f
In the days when I was a dumbass and used to respect women I had a friend who used to literally boot women out of his apartment after fucking them. Even if it was 2:00 at night, he’d call a cab and explain to the girl that he prefered being on is own after sex. If she’d throw a fit, he would throw a £20 cab fare and tell her to fuck off. I used to get into an argument with him trying to convince him not to treat women that way.
Over time I’ve come to understand what he was on about. As heterosexual men we are caught between finding women sexually desireable yet socially nauseating so you either turn celibate or put up with them long enough to get your rocks off.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
His man points must truly be legendary.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40
Well. You are very good with words, there’s no doubt about that. It’s too bad that you’re wasting such an amazing gift. But I think I’m just a little confused on something. If women are so worthless, or “Waste Incarnate[s]” as you put it, why on EARTH are YOU, such a great “MAN” spending so much time and effort thinking, writing, and talking about them?? It seems like such a waste for you, o glorious man, to even waste one breath, one punch of a button on the keyboard, or your spotlight on Dr. Phil talking about women! I mean, gosh, we’re total sacks of crap so… why take one single second to talk about us?
And if you were to respond, (which I’m sure you won’t waste your time on me, a mere Waste Incarnate,) I’m sure you would say something to the tune of “Because I want to inform men everywhere of their greatness and incomparability to women and awaken their minds to the truth” or something along those “heroic” lines. However, at the end of the day, the truth and the fact of the matter is STILL that you have spent your entire day and all of your public energy focused on - yes, drum roll please - WOMEN.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha idiot.
November 6th, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3db94da39bd8d
are you GAY
do you like to fuck men
November 6th, 2007 at 7:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6c7f2dca3e16
Ah, I love it.
Thank you for saying that.
Okay, here is the thing.
You guys are obviously all douche bags. There is no arguing that.
So of course the women you date aren’t going to be women who respect themselves if they are willing to sleep with you.
If you all believe that men are more superior and believe “men are the only ones capable of true love”, then why don’t you all get together and fuck each other? Then you will be happy, won’t you?
Like Bethany asked, why are you wasting your time with this?
We’re not that important, are we?
November 6th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97555fbf8ffe1
Oh wow. what a loser you are! You think you sound smart, but you actually sound just like what you really are - a pathetic, bitter, ignorant, unhappy man. who, with that horrible attitude, would never land a decent girlfriend in his life. How sad, and how lucky for us women, that the REAL men in the world, are nothing like you.
p.s. I am single, DO NOT work for minimum wage, am well educated AND own my own home….that I, yes I, paid for.
November 6th, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: e53aec46ff9a5
I happaned to be sick today so I watched Dr. Phil laying on my couch and saw you on there. Then logged onto shoemoney.com and saw you there too. You are all over the TV and the net. Congrats you and your Tom Cruise, Top Gun, shades are gonna be famous. Hope your making something off this.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d3fba67753a8
Just because your girlfriend is a “stupid slut” doesn’t mean mine is.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Then why dont you take your own advise and ignorant us “un-important” people saying ignorant stuff? A fuck off is in order.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
*Ignore us “un-important”
November 6th, 2007 at 8:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 873f48f037be2
So Dick I just saw you on DR.Phil and I would like to know if you hate women so much then what is your respect level for the women fighting for you to say your words about us women. And just for you to know I am not like most women I dont spend money every were I just buy what I need. So you say women only care about money. What does that tell you? Also you say that women are stupid. I am getting the top grades in my classes all of the girls are. The boys have the lowest grades. So what does that tell you about stupid? Only thing the Boys want to do is hook up with girls have kids work at MCDONALDS and die. And when I say kids I mean at ages like 14. That right there is stupidity.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
I can only feel so sorry for you and your PATHETIC LIFE!!!You obviously have never been with a woman due to the fact you keep raving about wanting to be with a little girl so bad!!!!A little girl is probably the only thing you could EVER have due to the fact you have the IQ of a little boy.Yes,anyone under the age of 18 is a child!I am floored that our world has low life,scum,pedophiles like you using up our oxygen!!!Yes, PEDOPHILE!!!Any so called Pathetic WUSS like yourself that looks at high school girls like you do, deserves to be called a PEDOPHILE!!!!I would love for my husband a REAL MAN, that has two little girls , have a few minutes alone with you to clear up a few things!!Actually,I would love to have a few seconds with you and speak more about what a SAD,SAD,SAD Little Small,Low Self Image Creature you are!!I can only figure that your only reason to be living is to be a test to others!!I hope you somehow,before it’s too late,change your ways,I mean you are no spring chicken.What are you,47 or so?God Bless you,He is the only one who can!!!
November 6th, 2007 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6382391b46107
You ignorant, self-centered, no good, naive men do realize that with women…..none of the men in this world would be here!!! we are the ones pushing you men out of us!!!…..without women…the world would be fucked…and as for your comment on Dr. Phil today to the poor woman in the audience….i just wanna say FUCK YOU….after that show you have only lost people that have once respected you!!….(if there were any to start with)…why do you waste your time on such hateful comments and ideas when you could be spending your time on much more important things in this world??…women have come a long way in this world…to overcome thoughts like yours!! ….why do you still hate us after we have worked so hard?!?!
November 6th, 2007 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6382391b46107
You ignorant, self-centered, no good, naive men do realize that without women…..none of the men in this world would be here!!! we are the ones pushing you men out of us!!!…..without women…the world would be fucked…and as for your comment on Dr. Phil today to the poor woman in the audience….i just wanna say FUCK YOU….after that show you have only lost people that have once respected you!!….(if there were any to start with)…why do you waste your time on such hateful comments and ideas when you could be spending your time on much more important things in this world??…women have come a long way in this world…to overcome thoughts like yours!! ….why do you still hate us after we have worked so hard?!?!
November 6th, 2007 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6382391b46107
sorry i didnt mean to send two of them….oops…
November 6th, 2007 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
It says that you might be stupid for thinking that getting good grades is an indicator of high intelligence. Isn’t the education system just another institution? Women outperform because they love learning what the systems presents to them as ‘truth’, practical and essential.
But aren’t women excelling in what men teach them to be truth?
They challenge none of it and rarely question the validity or the necessity of what they are supposed to learn, so as to be integrated into the system.
Your example only proves our point…
November 6th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5645dfa10bdcf
You obviously suffer from a small penis and have no sex life because you are unable to get it up. Also, women who work minimum wage jobs have to take care of kids who are deadbeat dads. So to say men are better than women is an understatement. All men are womanizers, cheats, liars, manipulators. Yalls species is a disgrace for your lack of integrity. You are maggots in a trash can. We may chat about stupid nonsense. At least we have communication skills higher than a 5th grader. You are soo disrespectful to the men who are the dying kind. The 10 % who actually are good men. Why would you want to have sex with a 17 year old girl. That is just the actions of a loser who is pathetic. SOoo why don’t you go drill a whole in the wall and try to fit your small penis in there and get off to it. You are living in a fantasy world buddy.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
I am truly shocked at how much time,money,energy,some what thought,research,trying to prove how awful,useless,pathetic women are!!!I briefly glanced at your website and found that all you are really doing is encouraging REAL MEN to defend and respect women!!How would you exist if not for a woman?I would never spend this much time on something that I hated so much,I do not know of any NORMAL people who would!Your mom must be pathetic.or maybe your granny,or you older sister,or maybe your only girlfriend just used and screwed you so well that you now have this warped opinon of woman!!I think all women should b e flattered at how much time you have truly spent on your crusade,most men do not spend this much time on us!!NICE SHADESand MUSTACHE, are you trying to be a 70’s porn star?
November 6th, 2007 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
No, you’re living in a fantasy world girlie. Who would you rather be in a room with? 10 out of 10 women have answered men. This is because the guys are generally the nicer people, the people who joke around and have fun. Women lie, backstab and kill even their best of friends but I dont think you will believe that judging by your emotional responses.
I dont get the whole “penis” thing. So what if the man has a small or a large penis? Afterall, sex is about PLEASURISING the man; who cares if women dont enjoy sex? Fuck off.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 34818b357f590
I notice that although you have mentioned that women are not allowed, the majority of people who took the time to leave a comment are women.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
I believe that some men are better to hang around or be in a room with,I just do not think that all woman are pathetic.I do not think all men are loosers or dead beats,there is bad with both.However,there is also good.Just for the record,I konw plenty of women who after being PLEASURED are perfectly happy with the man getting off of them!!!You clearly must have a small penis due to the fact you are so touchy!!!
November 6th, 2007 at 10:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5645dfa10bdcf
NOOO.. you are in a fantasy world. The way you deface women with that garbage that you talk from your a$$ is a sign of a man who is not in touch with God. You will be judged for your wrong doings and punished by God’s wrath. I only hope you ask to be forgiven for your sins. From the looks of it i wouldn’t think so. Well hate to break it to ya i don’t have a penis i have a vagina. You are no better than any racist or member of the KKK. I have nothing more to say or read because everything you speak out of your mouth is a lie. I pitty the men who actually think you are cool and follow you.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4f0ccb10c8d64
Hey, I just saw you on the Dr. Phil show, and I just wanted to say that I am astonished with your opinions. Being a woman myself, I highly doubt you are going to read this and take me seriously based on your views, but I thought I’d get my opinion out there anyways….
I graduated from an international school and went on to Yale. Currently I am a writer, and I make my own living and pay my own rent. And I DIDN’T accomplish any of this by whoring myself out or manipulating a male. I belive that I am capable of making my own decisions and living my life without depending on a man. Why do you make such judgement upon me just because of my sex?
November 6th, 2007 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
@ Kate, Affirmative action.
@ Jaymen: If you want my manhood so badly, all you have to do is just ask.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
This was taken from an old extract, women. Here are the laws of women which sadly, work all the time. This is compiled from several veteran posters on this site. Jolly well done.
Law Zero: Men are better than Women. [aka Dick's Law]
Biff’s First Corollary: with the exception of specific reproductive activities, anything positive that can be done by a woman can and has been done better by men.
Dakota’s Observation: Women, unlike men, do not have to work to survive.
Biff’s Observation: Women lack situational awareness.
1. No matter how low you set the floor of expectations for a woman, she will inevitably fall below it.
2. When losing a logical argument, a woman will invariably resort to emotional arguments well before any possible concession. Thus, when arguing with a man, a woman will inevitably bring up at least one of a man’s putative: a) homosexuality, b) small penis size, c) lack of a woman, d) unattractiveness to women, e) inability to satisfy a woman, f) cheating with other women. The fact that many of those assertions are logically impossible when combined will not prevent a woman from doing so.
3. Wolfe’s Law: A woman exists in the now. As such, to her, actions have no predictable consequences and words mean whatever she wishes them to mean at the moment.
Masterson’s First Corollary: Women’s memories last until they go to sleep. If a woman ever admits that she is wrong or that she will stop behaving atrociously she will awaken to a blank slate of denial and malice.
Wolfe’s Second Corollary: The good-will generated by deeds that impress a woman positively has a very short half-life.
Biff’s Third Corollary: A woman’s view of the future is at most half that of a man.
Biff’s Fourth Corollary: Any agreement made with a women will last only as long as it is to her benefit.
4. The LL law: Women are easily offended by what they perceive as oral or written assaults on their femininity, intelligence, or other attributes, and respond entirely out of proportion, demonstrating near total ignorance, thereby reinforcing the notion that they are stupid beyond belief.
Geeza’s First Corollary: When a woman has lost an argument, she shall start talking complete nonsense (see Law 2).
5. Jack’s Law: Any action that lacks reason or accountability is by definition feminine.
6. Big Al’s Law: To gain credibility women will pretend to be a man or to speak for a man.
Wolfe’s First Corollary: Anyone using multiple internet identities is a woman.
Big Al’s Observation: Internet statements such as “I am a man” almost invariably mean the writer is female.
7. Abaddon’s Law: The Only power women have is primarily sexual and secondarily reproductive.
Oh by the way, you hypocrites. Yeah, I am referring to all the women here who accuse Dick of being a bigoted “sexist”. Why havent you called out on Shirley who was also on Dr Phil for being a “man-hater”? Apparently, it is ok to hate men but not ok to say men are better than women? Yeah, thought so. Fucking hypocrites.
Masterson’s First Corollary: The only power women have is through men.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Oh by the way, you hypocrites. Yeah, I am referring to all the women here who accuse Dick of being a bigoted “sexist”. Why havent you called out on Shirley who was also on Dr Phil for being a “man-hater”? Apparently, it is ok to hate men but not ok to say men are better than women? Yeah, thought so. Fucking hypocrites.
This should be in bold.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 182a38f28c2cd
What you say is true… for about 50% of women. Most women are incompetent and an imbarrassment. However, they are people and deserve the same respect that men receive. I agree some women are ditsy, lazy and do rely on men and the ones that don’t are usually ugly. The reason for women relying on men is that they know they can, so they do. Women are not all whores though, women think men are. Most men would do anything for pussy. Most women are proud of their appearance and dress the way that they do to feel confident and to look pretty because they haven’t felt reassurance on their appearance. Men are not better than women, nor equal. Some men are, some aren’t better. Some women are, some aren’t better.
I am a woman. On top of that I am in high school. I am not ditsy nor am I a whore. I have relied on men for things that I want because I can manipulate them. I have a long term goal of becoming a psychiatrist and I have a 4.0 GPA. I am very confident. I am not a man hater but in some cases I do think I am some what better than men and most women. This is my opinion and I hope some of you take it to heart… I doubt, but maybe you can learn that women are not a waste of time, that they are worth spending some time on.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Look at the standards of your own gender today. Why are you astonished that men are standing up? I am just surprised that men have been standing down and wimping around for 5 whole decades after the feminist movements.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Then this site disagrees.
I am in college. I was the valedictorian of my high school having chaired several clubs, played hockey and served on both the Student Council/Body and Prefectorial Board as President and Vice Head respectively. That doesnt mean that I am smarter than the men here. I respect people not based on their qualifications but the views they represent. Maybe you can spend some time to learn what this site is all about.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Then what the fuck are you arguing about? To prove you are not “one of them”? That was fucking stupid.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: d6922cd62c35d
haha. This is a joke, right? You can go on and live with your views, but know that the only people who support you are the horribly uneducated. And you probably feel this way about women because only dumbfucks would ever associate with you.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Funny, I am a valedictorian with straight As. Dick is an attorney. Several men on this site are credited men with Phds, doctorates and degrees. Uneducated? More like enlightened, dumbass.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6382391b46107
I saw the Dr. Phil show today, and yes shirley is also wrong with being a man-hater and so where all the other people on there. I hope that you can learn from her and see how hateful she is towards men and you are basically doing the same thing. You can’t justify your hateful judgements based on the fact that someone else did it. It still does not make it right!….also shirely doesn’t go around acting like she is better than everyone else. Not only do you think you are better than women but you also feel like you are the best person in the world. Also, shirley does not have a website for the sole purpose of bashing men. She is however still wrong with her views on men and you are wrong with your views on women!!
November 7th, 2007 at 1:20 am - IP Man-Hash: