Dick in Marcus’ Corner
A few months ago, I lived a life-long dream when I was interviewed by Marcus of mega64.com. Here is that interview.
From personal experience, I can say that Marcus’ mustache is not only bigger than Dr. Phil’s, but it also doesn’t have clumps of make-up caked around the sides. Unless you’re KISS or The Ultimate Warrior, make-up is a loss of Man Points.
For those of you wondering why I would agree to such an interview, please consult Marcus’ expose on women in the video game industry below. Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.
For all you stupid cunts who email me, consult the above sentence for a “grammar trifecta fuck you” and a guide on the proper use of they’re, there, and their.
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Ok, just a thought, why is it men also become rock stars or famous to have sex? Women follow them because they say they are available. Women become rock stars for the joy? Not all men do this. It depends on ability. It goes both ways my friend, and when women work it is for creative potential and joy also.
So why do 80% of all women cry at work?
Men do not become rockstars “for the sex”. Men become rock stars because their man-genes tell them to do it. Women are horrible musicians so they wouldn’t be able to understand this. Even your songs revolve around the one thing we can’t stand the most about you — spending our hard earned paychecks. Women are sheep and need leaders and someone to fuck them. They therefore throw themselves at these amazing musicians in hopes to get a taste of something they’ll never be, an inspiration to men.
Honestly, what’s the point of women attending college? not just because they cant retain as much information as men, but more importantly that is not their ultimate goal is it? Like dick always says you dont need a degree to crap out kids and take them to soccer practice. and I dont think there is anything wrong with that role. I would prefer my mate to fit that mold. so why is it all these broads are in school? Is it because their daddy’s told them they could go toe to toe with men? someone man-lighten me.
The Princess Syndrome
I am male and work in a highly acclaimed University where the female student percentage is now a staggering 75%. I see first hand how females in this Western culture are coddled and sheltered from life’s realities. Womyn are essentially men devoid of responsibility and accountability, desperately driven to snare a an unsuspecting good guy via honey-hole trap instead of creating a life for themselves. Women play the power game via fleshly ass-ets deployed as currency in exchange for a male work horse. Womyn are whores. This is basic fact, it is self-evident, it is natural law. For all the higher learning these females are served, for all the special attention catered to womyn above and beyond any other creature on earth they have only delayed their adolescence into a spoiled mire of self-righteous contempt towards men and the very face of life itself. The womyn earnestly scan for the ‘One’ who will save her, save her from toil, challenge and growth, to save her from being the weak sniveling snot she has become. Years roll on and the womyn resign to a final battle cry of “where have all the good ones gone?” Womyn: With the fire of men fast returning, who will save you now fair princesses…?
Save a Man - Buy a Whore
Useless Cunts.
- Teebs
This is why males who like Anime and Cosplay should be shot and kicked out of the forum.
To those of you who like it, I’m talking about you.
Obama relatives still ape stage!@
proof states below:
http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/
new_university_study_claims_americans_subconsciously
_associate_black_people_with_apes
“Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.” Exactly. I’m a hard-core gamer, and the idea of a woman trying to compete with me in a video game simply makes me laugh.
O look now, we’ve been having so much fun kicking the shit out of some poor deluded sod, that we completely forgot about you.
W=M
Dick Masterson is 26?! Wow…
P Coderch
In a big flaming faggot sort of way.
He’s actually kinda funny.
WHEN I SMASHED YOUR MOTHER’S DIRT PIPE, I CREAMPIED HER AND THEN SHE PUSHED OUT THE KING LOAD THAT I HAD PUMPED INTO HER… THE CREAMY GAPE LOOKED LIKE TIM RUSSERT’S AORTA.
WHY DID YOUR MOTHER’S SMEGMA HAVE SUCH A HIGH CHOLESTEROL READING? THIS WEEK AS WELL AS LAST. CLEAN HER OUT AFTER YOU’VE FINISHED USING HER NEXT TIME PLEASE.
NIGLET PIGS EAT AIDS.
DIABETUS.
So the dog ejaculated in your mouth, huh, SMash-mouth? Did the dogs eyes roll over? Did you swallow? That will prepare you nicely for prison sex in San Quentin, where you’ll be gettin’ the San Francisco treat in your mouth after dinner from gay coon-cons. Payback will make you a bitch–literally.
Clearly a Johnny Rebel fan…
Would explain the rape fetish.
Clearly SMash is an agent provocateur, sent to use racial slurs and horribly bad manners in a feeble attempt to make the webiste look as uncivilized and ill-mannered as herself.
I’ve heard of doggy stlye but that’s just wrong.
Obviously that calmed you down a bit.
Do you think nigger obama is gonna give the coons some handouts.
LOOKIN FOR A HANDOUT.
Some niggers never die they just smell that way,
I raped a dog just now. I did it for you.
Oh that’s right ‘netiquette’ boy, DOES IT HURT YOUR ‘ears’ WHEN I TURN CAPS ON?
YOU FUCKIN SPASTIC TURD.
GO AND SMASH OBAMA’S YUPPIE COON WIFE IN ANUS HOLE.
I’m gonna take a wild guess that SMash is a single-mother’s child.
Oh, please, SMash-mouth, please, call me a CUNT! Hurt me hurt me, weenie-boy…..(and be sure to use all CAPITAL LETTERS for emphasis - that will make my dick even harder).
What is tattooed on the inside of nigger obama’s lips?
INFLATE TO 50 PSI!!!!!
FUCKIN SHUT UP YOU OTHER CUNTS. THIS IS A DIALOG BETWEEN ME AND DICK.
I DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT YOU OXYGEN THIEVES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JACK SHIT I SAY.
I DEMAND MORE FREQUENT POSTING.
OR I WILL CONTINUE MY CAMPAIGN OF CALLING PEOPLE CUNTS AND YELLING AT THEM.
FUCKIN HURRY UP CUNT.
Just lay down the law with the boss, Twerp.
A literary post and a plug for a new video series in the same post; needless to say, worth the wait. I demand more video and audio updates - your voice mail updates seem to come quickly; they would do well during time constraints.
Hey, I figured you would know where the Dr. Phil house is, I’m trying to find it. I know it’s a stage, but can’t seem to find it. Can you help me out?
I had a recent experience which perfectly illustrates why women will never run things.
I’m in my corner deli, buying a few things. When I bring my stuff to the cashier, there’s one woman on line, in front of me. The cashier rings up her stuff, and she starts digging in her pocketbook for money. After awhile of this silliness, the cashier closes the register, and rings up my stuff. I pay him, get my change and walk out. Meanwhile, the stupid bitch is still rummaging through her purse looking for pennies.
SMash is a woman.
“DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER” should have answered your own question. Women don’t have manners, they think they DESERVE to treat people like shit.
Where is a cereal killer when we need one.
@Commander Scott-would you please bitch-slap SMash-mouth? You are the best bitch-slapper on this site (in addition to your impressive list of esteemed correspondents). Thanks in advance, no manhole.
Hey dude: Are you looking for tee-pee for your bung hole? Maybe you should lay off the artficially-sweetened cereal in the morning.
Hey NMH,…….I think this might be Cornholio….
Jesus fuck SMash, didn’t your mother teach you basic manners? You are rude as fuck.
The stuff on site that an be seen daily on basic cable. Probably why I don’t watch television.
SMASH A NEW FUCKIN POST UP THERE CUNTY!@!!!!!
DICK!!! LINKING TO A VIDEO AND THEN NOT TOUCHING YOUR SITE FOR SIX DAYS IS A CUNT ACT.
ENTERTAIN ME JUKEBOX BOY
!!!!
SAVE ME FROM MY SAVORY
I Keep forgetting that you are still running this old trick, This the Mohammed Ali trick were you get the opponents mad by telling them how great you are.
I will be monitoring you closely, how are the book sales?
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
EAST BAY MOTHERFUCKER.
But seriously knock it off.
SANFRANCISCO COCKSUCKER!!!
WU
SMash: We all love Dick and are eager for another “installment” but shut the fuck up. Take some ritalin or something.
I sense some truth behind that sarcasm. Nice all capitol letters too you attention whore.
NEW POST JUKEBOX!!!! FUCKIN JUKEBOX IT UP DICK. I’M JEALOUS OF 26 YEAR OLD SMARTASS ENTREPRENEURS LIKE MASTERSON WHILE I SIT HERE IN WAGE SLAVERY!!!! FUCKIN NEW POST FOR MY PAIN!!!! NOWWWWW!!!!
Do you view yourself as a sex symbol?
Umm…no.
That was a question meant for me.
hahahahaha!
I don’t really have an issue with girl gamers . I would bang Jessica Chobot and the other broad. Most girl gamers suck something awful anyway. When women try to make their way into mens sports and jobs thats where i draw the man LINE!
I would believe that. Except David Cheppelle is funny… kinda big shoes to fill.
There is something demonic about the Marcus puppet. I can only imagine if the Marcus puppet was paired with a female puppet (assuming it was attractive enough so that the Marcus puppet could perform) all kinds of egregious acts of sexual debauchery would ensue. I cannot imagine the Marcus puppet being held back by puritanical guilt.
Wasn’t Mencia just a replacement for Chappelle?
I’d like to add that thousands of people find this site to be helpful and the articles to be absolutely hilarious and entertaining! If it wasn’t for Google, this site would be my homepage. Anyway, Dick is not your fucking jester. If you are not satisfied go watch some horse shit like Mind of Mencia.
Because the media is sensitized. They can not handle bold honestly like Dick Masterson has. 97.1 FM talk in LA and Orange County has Tom Leykis he is pretty simlilar in Dick’s Views and Tom is #1 in ratings. he has like a 4 hour show. Its not a matter of If Dick will hit mainstream its when.
That was a fooking class interview.
Fuck women and fuck this puppet. Put a up a new fuckin post Masterson, you fuckin jukebox. Entertain me asshole. Why the fuck isn’t there any newspaper reviews of your fuckin book?
“One of us doesn’t have a hand up our ass.” hahaha I fucking lold.
Ah, girl gamers. It’s sexist to stop them from playing AND to beat them fair and square. Go equality!
I believe that woman in the video game industry are mainstream whores
http://www.nerdy-frames.org/2008/06/dick-masterson-hero-to-chained-dow n-men.html
You can also add terrible Djs, Porn stars and their lack in the knowledge of what a pedophile is on a recent edition of Dr Phil
No, only the ones who haven’t had the bitch sweat out of ‘em in the naughty box.
LOL! Every woman is a racist, anti-gay, cheating whore!!!!!!!!!
And with an attitude like that you’ll never get your candidate into office, li’l lady.
People just know better in this day and age than to give you power, sweet-tits. We know you just want more black men in prison - you know, the usual boring shit.
I thought the puppet was stupid lame and shitful and I hope the guy who operates and does the voice gets his cut off in Iran for stealing crank yankers style ideass eat my shit…….
I need Dick Masterson to have his own wikipedia article he is notable for it now.
Videos got deleted off YouTube, WTF?
I got to ask some of the bitches out there this question. When it finally happens and we finally go ahead and start up World War 3, do you seriously want to be out there in the trenches like I and many of my brothers will likely be? I ask this because as we all know Hilary got Shit on by America and was told to stay in the Kitchen where she belongs. I find myself wondering, what if in some bizarro world we had a woman pres and women got sent to war same as men did and likely will in the future… Is that what you all really wanted? or was it just all about “breaking the glass ceiling” getting the prestige of the job and none of the responsibility… just some random thoughts. carry on.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become wide and
The light slowly hits on your face.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
-Marcus
Why is it that these manholes have to come all of the way over here to get heard? Why is it that all of these girl gamer sites and magazines never, never turn a sustainable profit?
It’s almost like nobody gives a shit about whether you manholes live or die anymore. You’re being overlooked like the perfectly forgettable garbage you are.
sweet!!!!
i mis spelled my address
jp.1977@hotmail.com
what a stupid wornow you are…who gives birth ?…your so stupid even thinking that….and why have men have better jobs…society sees it that way…
just come out of the closed..your so gay…
hp.1977@hotmail.com
mr. dick,
you are right about dr. phil…and first he come at oprah show…so he things like a women…like me.
sorry stupid cun’t email you mr dick…i’m sorry for them..but you can see they are stupid women about the grammer.
i also have bad grammer, but i know it…
kisses
anita
hoerslaaf@hotmail.com
Is it just me . . . or does that puppet look like a mini-me version of Will Ferrell?
Look out puppet! Go ahead, see if you can hurt the puppet. Don’t worry, those gaming gals are just wasting the short amount of time they have left to exploit their good looks. There they’ll be, 39yrs. old-washed up in the business world and sagged out in everything else. How deceived is deceived?
HAHA! I love how condescending Marcus is when hes talking to the women game promoters.
It’s telling that a puppet makes more sense than most women that try to post on this board.
Excellent interview, Lord Masterson.
Deathslayer
Holy shit - I seriously have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. “What are women good for”? Tampon tester, stripper and? Good god that was funny.
This is some pretty funny shit for some reason. I like that puppet.
Closing line… epic. haha.