Dick in Marcus’ Corner
A few months ago, I lived a life-long dream when I was interviewed by Marcus of mega64.com. Here is that interview.
From personal experience, I can say that Marcus’ mustache is not only bigger than Dr. Phil’s, but it also doesn’t have clumps of make-up caked around the sides. Unless you’re KISS or The Ultimate Warrior, make-up is a loss of Man Points.
For those of you wondering why I would agree to such an interview, please consult Marcus’ expose on women in the video game industry below. Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.
For all you stupid cunts who email me, consult the above sentence for a “grammar trifecta fuck you” and a guide on the proper use of they’re, there, and their.
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And with an attitude like that you’ll never get your candidate into office, li’l lady.
People just know better in this day and age than to give you power, sweet-tits. We know you just want more black men in prison - you know, the usual boring shit.
I thought the puppet was stupid lame and shitful and I hope the guy who operates and does the voice gets his cut off in Iran for stealing crank yankers style ideass eat my shit…….
I need Dick Masterson to have his own wikipedia article he is notable for it now.
Videos got deleted off YouTube, WTF?
I got to ask some of the bitches out there this question. When it finally happens and we finally go ahead and start up World War 3, do you seriously want to be out there in the trenches like I and many of my brothers will likely be? I ask this because as we all know Hilary got Shit on by America and was told to stay in the Kitchen where she belongs. I find myself wondering, what if in some bizarro world we had a woman pres and women got sent to war same as men did and likely will in the future… Is that what you all really wanted? or was it just all about “breaking the glass ceiling” getting the prestige of the job and none of the responsibility… just some random thoughts. carry on.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become wide and
The light slowly hits on your face.
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
-Marcus
Why is it that these manholes have to come all of the way over here to get heard? Why is it that all of these girl gamer sites and magazines never, never turn a sustainable profit?
It’s almost like nobody gives a shit about whether you manholes live or die anymore. You’re being overlooked like the perfectly forgettable garbage you are.
sweet!!!!
i mis spelled my address
jp.1977@hotmail.com
what a stupid wornow you are…who gives birth ?…your so stupid even thinking that….and why have men have better jobs…society sees it that way…
just come out of the closed..your so gay…
hp.1977@hotmail.com
mr. dick,
you are right about dr. phil…and first he come at oprah show…so he things like a women…like me.
sorry stupid cun’t email you mr dick…i’m sorry for them..but you can see they are stupid women about the grammer.
i also have bad grammer, but i know it…
kisses
anita
hoerslaaf@hotmail.com
Is it just me . . . or does that puppet look like a mini-me version of Will Ferrell?
Look out puppet! Go ahead, see if you can hurt the puppet. Don’t worry, those gaming gals are just wasting the short amount of time they have left to exploit their good looks. There they’ll be, 39yrs. old-washed up in the business world and sagged out in everything else. How deceived is deceived?
HAHA! I love how condescending Marcus is when hes talking to the women game promoters.
It’s telling that a puppet makes more sense than most women that try to post on this board.
Excellent interview, Lord Masterson.
Deathslayer
Holy shit - I seriously have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. “What are women good for”? Tampon tester, stripper and? Good god that was funny.
This is some pretty funny shit for some reason. I like that puppet.
Closing line… epic. haha.