Dick in Marcus’ Corner
A few months ago, I lived a life-long dream when I was interviewed by Marcus of mega64.com. Here is that interview.
From personal experience, I can say that Marcus’ mustache is not only bigger than Dr. Phil’s, but it also doesn’t have clumps of make-up caked around the sides. Unless you’re KISS or The Ultimate Warrior, make-up is a loss of Man Points.
For those of you wondering why I would agree to such an interview, please consult Marcus’ expose on women in the video game industry below. Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.
For all you stupid cunts who email me, consult the above sentence for a “grammar trifecta fuck you” and a guide on the proper use of they’re, there, and their.
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I Keep forgetting that you are still running this old trick, This the Mohammed Ali trick were you get the opponents mad by telling them how great you are.
I will be monitoring you closely, how are the book sales?
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
EAST BAY MOTHERFUCKER.
But seriously knock it off.
SANFRANCISCO COCKSUCKER!!!
WU
SMash: We all love Dick and are eager for another “installment” but shut the fuck up. Take some ritalin or something.
I sense some truth behind that sarcasm. Nice all capitol letters too you attention whore.
NEW POST JUKEBOX!!!! FUCKIN JUKEBOX IT UP DICK. I’M JEALOUS OF 26 YEAR OLD SMARTASS ENTREPRENEURS LIKE MASTERSON WHILE I SIT HERE IN WAGE SLAVERY!!!! FUCKIN NEW POST FOR MY PAIN!!!! NOWWWWW!!!!
Do you view yourself as a sex symbol?
Umm…no.
That was a question meant for me.
hahahahaha!
I don’t really have an issue with girl gamers . I would bang Jessica Chobot and the other broad. Most girl gamers suck something awful anyway. When women try to make their way into mens sports and jobs thats where i draw the man LINE!
I would believe that. Except David Cheppelle is funny… kinda big shoes to fill.
There is something demonic about the Marcus puppet. I can only imagine if the Marcus puppet was paired with a female puppet (assuming it was attractive enough so that the Marcus puppet could perform) all kinds of egregious acts of sexual debauchery would ensue. I cannot imagine the Marcus puppet being held back by puritanical guilt.
Wasn’t Mencia just a replacement for Chappelle?
I’d like to add that thousands of people find this site to be helpful and the articles to be absolutely hilarious and entertaining! If it wasn’t for Google, this site would be my homepage. Anyway, Dick is not your fucking jester. If you are not satisfied go watch some horse shit like Mind of Mencia.
Because the media is sensitized. They can not handle bold honestly like Dick Masterson has. 97.1 FM talk in LA and Orange County has Tom Leykis he is pretty simlilar in Dick’s Views and Tom is #1 in ratings. he has like a 4 hour show. Its not a matter of If Dick will hit mainstream its when.
That was a fooking class interview.
Fuck women and fuck this puppet. Put a up a new fuckin post Masterson, you fuckin jukebox. Entertain me asshole. Why the fuck isn’t there any newspaper reviews of your fuckin book?
“One of us doesn’t have a hand up our ass.” hahaha I fucking lold.
Ah, girl gamers. It’s sexist to stop them from playing AND to beat them fair and square. Go equality!
I believe that woman in the video game industry are mainstream whores
http://www.nerdy-frames.org/2008/06/dick-masterson-hero-to-chained-dow n-men.html
You can also add terrible Djs, Porn stars and their lack in the knowledge of what a pedophile is on a recent edition of Dr Phil
No, only the ones who haven’t had the bitch sweat out of ‘em in the naughty box.
LOL! Every woman is a racist, anti-gay, cheating whore!!!!!!!!!