Dick in Marcus’ Corner
A few months ago, I lived a life-long dream when I was interviewed by Marcus of mega64.com. Here is that interview.
From personal experience, I can say that Marcus’ mustache is not only bigger than Dr. Phil’s, but it also doesn’t have clumps of make-up caked around the sides. Unless you’re KISS or The Ultimate Warrior, make-up is a loss of Man Points.
For those of you wondering why I would agree to such an interview, please consult Marcus’ expose on women in the video game industry below. Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.
For all you stupid cunts who email me, consult the above sentence for a “grammar trifecta fuck you” and a guide on the proper use of they’re, there, and their.
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I raped a dog just now. I did it for you.
Oh that’s right ‘netiquette’ boy, DOES IT HURT YOUR ‘ears’ WHEN I TURN CAPS ON?
YOU FUCKIN SPASTIC TURD.
GO AND SMASH OBAMA’S YUPPIE COON WIFE IN ANUS HOLE.
I’m gonna take a wild guess that SMash is a single-mother’s child.
Oh, please, SMash-mouth, please, call me a CUNT! Hurt me hurt me, weenie-boy…..(and be sure to use all CAPITAL LETTERS for emphasis - that will make my dick even harder).
What is tattooed on the inside of nigger obama’s lips?
INFLATE TO 50 PSI!!!!!
FUCKIN SHUT UP YOU OTHER CUNTS. THIS IS A DIALOG BETWEEN ME AND DICK.
I DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT YOU OXYGEN THIEVES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JACK SHIT I SAY.
I DEMAND MORE FREQUENT POSTING.
OR I WILL CONTINUE MY CAMPAIGN OF CALLING PEOPLE CUNTS AND YELLING AT THEM.
FUCKIN HURRY UP CUNT.
Just lay down the law with the boss, Twerp.
A literary post and a plug for a new video series in the same post; needless to say, worth the wait. I demand more video and audio updates - your voice mail updates seem to come quickly; they would do well during time constraints.
Hey, I figured you would know where the Dr. Phil house is, I’m trying to find it. I know it’s a stage, but can’t seem to find it. Can you help me out?
I had a recent experience which perfectly illustrates why women will never run things.
I’m in my corner deli, buying a few things. When I bring my stuff to the cashier, there’s one woman on line, in front of me. The cashier rings up her stuff, and she starts digging in her pocketbook for money. After awhile of this silliness, the cashier closes the register, and rings up my stuff. I pay him, get my change and walk out. Meanwhile, the stupid bitch is still rummaging through her purse looking for pennies.
SMash is a woman.
“DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER” should have answered your own question. Women don’t have manners, they think they DESERVE to treat people like shit.
Where is a cereal killer when we need one.
@Commander Scott-would you please bitch-slap SMash-mouth? You are the best bitch-slapper on this site (in addition to your impressive list of esteemed correspondents). Thanks in advance, no manhole.
Hey dude: Are you looking for tee-pee for your bung hole? Maybe you should lay off the artficially-sweetened cereal in the morning.
Hey NMH,…….I think this might be Cornholio….
Jesus fuck SMash, didn’t your mother teach you basic manners? You are rude as fuck.
The stuff on site that an be seen daily on basic cable. Probably why I don’t watch television.
SMASH A NEW FUCKIN POST UP THERE CUNTY!@!!!!!
DICK!!! LINKING TO A VIDEO AND THEN NOT TOUCHING YOUR SITE FOR SIX DAYS IS A CUNT ACT.
ENTERTAIN ME JUKEBOX BOY
!!!!
SAVE ME FROM MY SAVORY