Dick in Marcus’ Corner

A few months ago, I lived a life-long dream when I was interviewed by Marcus of mega64.com. Here is that interview.

From personal experience, I can say that Marcus’ mustache is not only bigger than Dr. Phil’s, but it also doesn’t have clumps of make-up caked around the sides. Unless you’re KISS or The Ultimate Warrior, make-up is a loss of Man Points.

For those of you wondering why I would agree to such an interview, please consult Marcus’ expose on women in the video game industry below. Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.

For all you stupid cunts who email me, consult the above sentence for a “grammar trifecta fuck you” and a guide on the proper use of they’re, there, and their.

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Comment by KristinM
2008-07-27 05:11:09 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Ok, just a thought, why is it men also become rock stars or famous to have sex? Women follow them because they say they are available. Women become rock stars for the joy? Not all men do this. It depends on ability. It goes both ways my friend, and when women work it is for creative potential and joy also.

Comment by Mysanthrope
2008-08-28 15:14:59 - IP Man-Hash: 4966529d73ad3

So why do 80% of all women cry at work?

 
Comment by Amocoru
2008-09-23 02:02:37 - IP Man-Hash: 9c3b375cf7022

Men do not become rockstars “for the sex”. Men become rock stars because their man-genes tell them to do it. Women are horrible musicians so they wouldn’t be able to understand this. Even your songs revolve around the one thing we can’t stand the most about you — spending our hard earned paychecks. Women are sheep and need leaders and someone to fuck them. They therefore throw themselves at these amazing musicians in hopes to get a taste of something they’ll never be, an inspiration to men.

 
 
Comment by Matt
2008-07-02 15:54:55 - IP Man-Hash: 89d8c77d82705

Honestly, what’s the point of women attending college? not just because they cant retain as much information as men, but more importantly that is not their ultimate goal is it? Like dick always says you dont need a degree to crap out kids and take them to soccer practice. and I dont think there is anything wrong with that role. I would prefer my mate to fit that mold. so why is it all these broads are in school? Is it because their daddy’s told them they could go toe to toe with men? someone man-lighten me.

 
Comment by Teebs
2008-07-02 15:20:34 - IP Man-Hash: effe564a3df7e

The Princess Syndrome

I am male and work in a highly acclaimed University where the female student percentage is now a staggering 75%. I see first hand how females in this Western culture are coddled and sheltered from life’s realities. Womyn are essentially men devoid of responsibility and accountability, desperately driven to snare a an unsuspecting good guy via honey-hole trap instead of creating a life for themselves. Women play the power game via fleshly ass-ets deployed as currency in exchange for a male work horse. Womyn are whores. This is basic fact, it is self-evident, it is natural law. For all the higher learning these females are served, for all the special attention catered to womyn above and beyond any other creature on earth they have only delayed their adolescence into a spoiled mire of self-righteous contempt towards men and the very face of life itself. The womyn earnestly scan for the ‘One’ who will save her, save her from toil, challenge and growth, to save her from being the weak sniveling snot she has become. Years roll on and the womyn resign to a final battle cry of “where have all the good ones gone?” Womyn: With the fire of men fast returning, who will save you now fair princesses…?

Save a Man - Buy a Whore

Useless Cunts.

- Teebs

 
Comment by GeorgeWatson
2008-06-27 22:02:10 - IP Man-Hash: bbe04a66e0ebc

This is why males who like Anime and Cosplay should be shot and kicked out of the forum.

To those of you who like it, I’m talking about you.

 
Comment by Jail Guard
2008-06-26 19:57:20 - IP Man-Hash: 336cfd6684a1b

Obama relatives still ape stage!@

proof states below:

http://www.scientificblogging.com/news_releases/
new_university_study_claims_americans_subconsciously
_associate_black_people_with_apes

 
Comment by Zelrio
2008-06-24 13:36:32 - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab

“Women in the video game industry are like women at a bachelor party. They’re only there because of their tits.” Exactly. I’m a hard-core gamer, and the idea of a woman trying to compete with me in a video game simply makes me laugh.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-22 09:24:24 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

EVERY WOMAN said:

W=Manholes

O look now, we’ve been having so much fun kicking the shit out of some poor deluded sod, that we completely forgot about you.

 
Comment by EVERY WOMAN
2008-06-21 22:07:46 - IP Man-Hash: c5633477bd860

W=M

 
Comment by P Coderch
2008-06-18 18:28:55 - IP Man-Hash: 750511fd3e3a6

Dick Masterson is 26?! Wow…

P Coderch

 
Comment by Elitist_Prick
2008-06-14 13:21:20 - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258

Panda said:

He’s actually kinda funny.

In a big flaming faggot sort of way.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-06-14 01:00:54 - IP Man-Hash: ade682efaf993

He’s actually kinda funny.

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-13 22:50:17 - IP Man-Hash: 54f82c480b97e

WHEN I SMASHED YOUR MOTHER’S DIRT PIPE, I CREAMPIED HER AND THEN SHE PUSHED OUT THE KING LOAD THAT I HAD PUMPED INTO HER… THE CREAMY GAPE LOOKED LIKE TIM RUSSERT’S AORTA.

WHY DID YOUR MOTHER’S SMEGMA HAVE SUCH A HIGH CHOLESTEROL READING? THIS WEEK AS WELL AS LAST. CLEAN HER OUT AFTER YOU’VE FINISHED USING HER NEXT TIME PLEASE.

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-13 22:47:16 - IP Man-Hash: 54f82c480b97e

NIGLET PIGS EAT AIDS.

DIABETUS.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-06-13 12:51:35 - IP Man-Hash: 8b7daa05bf942

SMash said:

I raped a dog just now. I did it for you.

So the dog ejaculated in your mouth, huh, SMash-mouth? Did the dogs eyes roll over? Did you swallow? That will prepare you nicely for prison sex in San Quentin, where you’ll be gettin’ the San Francisco treat in your mouth after dinner from gay coon-cons. Payback will make you a bitch–literally.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-06-13 10:04:00 - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9

SMash said:

Do you think nigger obama is gonna give the coons some handouts.

LOOKIN FOR A HANDOUT.

Some niggers never die they just smell that way,

Clearly a Johnny Rebel fan…

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-13 08:54:13 - IP Man-Hash: 2bb0524cbe9ca

Would explain the rape fetish.

 
Comment by Detached
2008-06-13 08:45:04 - IP Man-Hash: a2a0b09fba32f

Clearly SMash is an agent provocateur, sent to use racial slurs and horribly bad manners in a feeble attempt to make the webiste look as uncivilized and ill-mannered as herself.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-13 08:17:36 - IP Man-Hash: 2bb0524cbe9ca

I’ve heard of doggy stlye but that’s just wrong.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-06-13 08:15:40 - IP Man-Hash: d726c7548b271

SMash said:

I raped a dog just now. I did it for you.

Obviously that calmed you down a bit.

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-13 08:09:41 - IP Man-Hash: 9434664fbc4ca

Do you think nigger obama is gonna give the coons some handouts.

LOOKIN FOR A HANDOUT.

Some niggers never die they just smell that way,

 
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