How appropriate Jack And Dick……

AwesomeDoer said:

What is it with some people and their absolute belief and insistence that everyone has to be in a relationship?

They’re following the Golden Rule: “If I’m going to Hell, I’m taking you all with me!”

When trapped in a pit of misery, it is a widespread human nature to want to share the pain and pull others in for a few laughs as you watch the reality of the poison inherent in the honeypot, slowly corroding the hopes, dreams and joy of living in the new sacrifice’s eyes.

Man-up, Mike! Stop wallowing in the muck and pull yourself together – your woman’s mission in Life might be to make your existence a living Hell as she gets hers at your expense, but you can escape and be the happy man you were always meant to be!

sushi said:

dr phil seemed so much nicer on the show…

*laughs* That made me laugh out loud! Props sushi. Props.

sushi said:

aw crap. disappointingly. i wish we could edit our comments.

Editing is for chicks. Men learn to stop fucking up.

son of the suns said:

Cry in your bed Michelle.

She’s dropped her pacifier again.

Michael said:

Dick, it sounds like you need a girlfriend, but I guess that’ll be a bit hard for you to do seeing as it will wreck your persona branding of a man who looks down on all women.

Wow! The old, “I can’t think of any way to argue with you, so I’ll just try to make you feel like less of a man and say you can’t get laid.”

That’s not something you hear every day…

Michael said:
Dick, it sounds like you need a girlfriend,

I don’t understand your “point”. Are you implying that Dick has some kind of problem? What problem is that? Does getting a girlfriend magically fix everything in your life? Is that what you think? It is not good to be so dependent on someone, man. You should try facing the world on your own. It’s for your own good, you can handle life, believe in yourself!

Michael said:
but I guess that’ll be a bit hard for you to do seeing as it will wreck your persona branding of a man who looks down on all women.

Are humans smarter, more capable, and generally better than dogs? Then why does man keep them as pets? Because man enjoys the company. Same reason men get women companions: even though men are better, it doesn’t mean they don’t want blow jobs. But this is assuming a man is willing to put up with everything else that women “offer”.

Michael said:

And I suppose if you have contempt for women and don’t believe they know what they do, then you probably find it hard to trust that any woman who might express an interest in you, was really smart enough to know what she was doing. Bit of a conundrum you’ve got yourself into there.

Not really a conundrum. If a girl is into and you get pleasured, mission accomplished. Who cares about the reason she digs you?

Michael said:
Why not consider dating one of the women who probably call your voicemail telling you they agree with you (I’m sure some have)..you may just have to suck it up and trust they’re not out to play you, though by God you’ve set yourself up to be rorted. Best of luck, you do need it.

What is it with some people and their absolute belief and insistence that everyone has to be in a relationship?

(BTW, ad hominum arguments don’t actually carry any weight and they just make you look like an angry, petty person because you disagree so fervently with Dick yet have nothing valid to say)