Dick Responds: The Mid-Wife Crisis
Marriage is a daily compromise of your money, time, and happiness for the senseless whims of some unpredictable bitch who stopped maturing when she started menstruating.
Short version: Fuck marriage.
Today, I have a new reason why none of you men should get married. And that reason comes from the last place you would ever expect: Oprah Magazine.
Gentlemen, I present the Mid-Wife Crisis. Get ready to see a journalist package self-loathing and selfishness as introspection — and then sell that shit to the dumbest bunch of cows on Earth: readers of Oprah Magazine.
Read this for a reason to say, “I don’t.”
This post is a reply to an article published in Oprah Magazine entitled, “She’s happily married, dreaming of divorce.”
What is a Mid-Wife Crisis?
Oprah Magazine calls a “Mid-Wife Crisis” a “period of high irritation” lasting “one to two decades”, in which a married woman is nagged by lingering regrets over her marriage. During this time she constructively “resents the shit out of her husband”, “acts like a little cunt”, and “makes life bitchy and miserable for anyone who gives a shit about her stupid ass.” One to two decades? That means your average Oprah wife is a grumpy, passive-aggressive princess for twice as long as her average marriage!
A “Mid-Wife Crisis” can more easily be explained as every man’s worst nightmare: a sexless marriage that can only be solved by writing a big fucking check.
Today, I’m going to explore this phenomenon as experienced by Ellen Tien of Oprah Magazine. I’m sure you will see (as I have) that all this bullshit is nothing more than the half-assed rantings of a neurotic, 30-something whore who thinks her husband owes her personal happiness.
Your husband is not your personal fucking Santa Claus, Ellen. It’s not his fault you’re miserable. It’s just his fault you have a roof over your head while you pout. Happiness is like orgasms. If you don’t work for it, you don’t get any.
How Can I Have a Mid-Wife Crisis?
In her shitty article, Ellen quotes a small sample of minor grievances and narcissistic assumptions as evidence to support her husband’s general “crapness”. In theory, it is the forced acceptance of this “crapness” through publishing that ultimately validates her own projected feelings of worthlessness. But I’ll get to that later.
“I contemplate divorce every day. It tugs on my sleeve each morning when my husband, Will, greets me in his chipper, smug morning-person voice, because after 16 years of waking up together, he still hasn’t quite pieced out that I’m not viable before 10 a.m.” -Ellen Tien
Fuck you, bitch. Get out of bed and be glad someone wants to see your fucked-up, ugly ass before Maybelline takes ten years off.
Cunt Buttons
“Not being a morning person” is what I call a Cunt Button. And it’s a collection of these arbitrary Cunt Buttons that make up every woman’s personality. For example, some women “really care about the environment”. That’s a Cunt Button. If you hit it, said girl will act like a total bitch because you left the faucet running for thirty seconds while you brushed your fucking teeth. Big deal. If saving Mother Earth is so important, why don’t you turn your car off at stop lights?
Because women are never cunts to themselves.
Not being a “morning person” is another Cunt Button; one that is commonly found alongside a fanatically practiced morning coffee routine and a confusion between confidence and arrogance. They hand these out in a combo pack at the same place women pick up their Barbie Briefcases. It’s no surprise that Ellen has the first at least!
Fuck your husband for wanting to see you in the morning, right honey? I’m with you. He fucked up by marrying your ass in the first place. Just look at the difference a ring makes.
Married Women Are Old
Here’s another gem.
“…with our 21st-century access to youth …we are still visually tolerable if not downright irresistible when we’re 30 or 35 or 40.” -Ellen Tien
False. None of you fucking broads are worth shit after 26. I’ll humor you to get head. I’ll say whatever it takes to fuck. But not one of you is irresistible. You’re just desperate. To girls with a choice, there’s a difference.
A woman’s self-esteem is maintained by continually burning cash — sometimes by shoving it directly into her ass. Once they’ve been married for a few years, women are so desperate for a free drink, they’ll let any loser with a credit card line up some shots. That’s the grace and beauty of an unmarried 40 year old woman.
Don’t Eat Shit
“Marriage and its cruel cohort, fidelity, are a lot to expect from anyone, much less from swift-flying us.” -Ellen Tien
Women all want to see themselves as whatever would happen if you bred Lucy Lawless with Tina Fey. Some Amazonian freak who’s inner strength was matched only by her inner beauty which was also matched by her inner irresistible quirkiness. And this myth of the over-acheiving, hyper-independant Woman 2.0 is never more prevalent as it is in journalism.
The truth is, women are just as incompetent today as they were fifty years ago. And they’re ten times as desperate for a man. Fuck, today’s modern girl considers herself a spinster at the age of 23. As well she should! If she hasn’t gotten at least one proposal before daddy’s done paying for college, panic sets in like crows feet.
Infidelity and the Call of the Slut is the last refuge of a desperate woman trying to convince herself that she’s having a good time. Women hate sex. It’s easy for them to get and since men will pay for it, it’s a loss if they don’t cash in on the highest bid.
Calling women sluts when they sleep around is like calling Mike Tyson a dickhead for beating up a random guy. Yes ladies, we get it. You’re great boxers. But you’re still fucking sluts. Men sleeping around is like a new Rocky sequel. You know he’s gonna win, but he’s still gonna work his goddamn ass off.
Children: Tools To Shame
“I watch in frustration as my son desperately tries to talk to Will through a newspaper or computer screen or whatever other large, flat surfaces fathers place between themselves and filial communication, and yet I know in my heart that I would be mightily hard-pressed to remove this father from his son’s house.”
Fuck you, Ellen. Children talk about dumb bullshit all day. You can listen to every forth sentence and still know exactly what they’re talking about. If it’s not some goddamn toy they want, it’s some goddamn toy they don’t like. And if it’s not that then it’s something they want attention for. Maybe constant attention isn’t something today’s children need.
When you tell children everything they shit out is a work of art, they turn into mumbling, mush-mouth little pussies who can’t deal with real life. Ellen, you don’t even know how to be a mother properly so shut your goddamn pie hole. Why not learn the basics of motherhood before trying your Papa Hat on and internationally criticizing a man who’s doing a perfectly fine job of ignoring your chatty little brat.
How to be a Mother:
Rule #1 Don’t Remove the Fucking Father
Children without fathers are 100% more likely to fail than their fatherful brethren. We all know that Genius is 1% Inspiration and 99% Perspiration. But what we don’t know is that Perspiration is 1% having seen the movie Die Hard and 99% having a fucking father around to piss you off. That’s what fathers do. They make you a little pissed off and that makes you kick ass.
“But what if the father is abusive, Dick! That makes your generalized statement wrong in one extreme case, you gay queer. How does it feel to be wrong? Call me!”
If the father is abusive, so is the mother. How the fuck do you think he got there? Either way the kid’s fucked.
Fuck You, Ellen Tien
The real reason all you selfish, con artist wives out there “silently” resent your husbands for one to two decades is because you’re disappointments as wives and mothers and you fucking know it. Get him before he gets you. That’s the game. And there’s no more womanly way to do that than by keeping track of minor grievances.
But you’re women. Why realize any of this and fix it when you could just blame the nearest man, take half his money, and get some dick on the side when circumstances get beyond your control. Right, Ellen? When Oprah Magazine is your conscience, you can sign your own report card.
You know what, don’t, “Fuck you, Ellen Tien.” You’re just a writer filling pages between tampon ads of an emotional smut rag targeted towards the world’s biggest cash cow: American women. Don’t get me wrong, women all over the world are just as stupid as American women — and hate responsibility just as much — there just aren’t as many of them and international distribution is a pain in the ass.
Oprah
Instead, fuck you Oprah. I fucked your psychiatrist. I’ll fuck you too.
Marriage is Retirement for Women
The reason not-so-happily married women don’t work for their own happiness is because women see marriage as retirement.
That’s why the number of bridal magazines outnumber finance magazines 140 to 97. They’re both covering the same thing: retirement, women just need extra instruction. Men are better than women.
Manclusion: The “Good Woman”
Dr. Phil told me that all I needed was a “good woman” and I would shut my ass up — and possibly feel stupid for saying so many hilarious and 100% true things all these years. I want all you men to look at the woman who wrote this article. She’s clearly “good” enough to maintain a job as a writer. She’s clearly “good” enough to not be swinging around a pole for dollar bills ya’ll. She’s clearly “good” enough to think she’s not a skank. But how good is a “good” woman really?
Any woman with a Mid-Wife Crisis is a petulant little bitch who can’t accept that being happy isn’t someone else’s responsibility. It’s not a husband’s responsibility to make his fucking wife happy. It’s a husband’s responsibility to not act like a dickhead on purpose.
Apparently, a “good woman” isn’t good enough to realize that. Way to go Phil. You really fucking nailed that one.
She’s happily married, dreaming of divorce.
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Wow. What a dumb whore. 50 bucks says she just “happens to” have a few (shitload) of drinks with her douchebagest co-worker and blab her and her husband’s personal business to him, and “it just sort of happens” that she accidentally blows him 80000 times over the next few months while her husband is desperately trying to read her mind to figure out what’s wrong so he can fix their marraige. It probably already did happen and this all is away to explain to herself why she isn’t a whore. That’s why whores love psychologists and oprah because no matter what slutty thing they did they can reinforce how it’s not their fault.
As usual what your saying makes complete sense. A mid-wife crisis sounds a lot like years of little glimpses of the reality that the woman did nothing to deserve being treated so well, building up into something normal human beings might call guilt. But since feeling guilty would imply she is not perfect and therefore shatter what’s left of her fragile little soul, and simply showing appreciation is of course out of the question, she has to create a ficitional cutesy sounding syndrome to explain things. And of course being a failure at your own marraige isn’t good enough, you have to convince 800000 other retarded vaginas to fuck up theirs as well to reinforce how enlightened and imporant you are.
By whore logic, starting from the premise that she is not to be blamed for anything, she deduces that the man must be to blame, and therefore she must search for why he is to blame. Which of course takes the form of “my husband is not meeting my emotional needs” aka my husband doesn’t understand the things about me that i just made up so he wouldn’t understand them. And on top of things not having her emotional needs met is a good excuse for her to have on deck for after she blows 8000 guys while married, as to why she isn’t really a whore.
oh and yes I did notice I have grammer issues in my last posting but I’m pretty sure it straight forward.
Hi I am a 24 year old canadian woman. I have been reading many of these postings and many are thought provoking. However I need to state one thing. Stop making it so complicated. I know it’s human nature to conform to a group with similar characteristics (I’m talking about woman) you need to define yourself to feel self worth. you should define yourself as a individual But don’t sell yourself short. take control and think for yourself. Basically people are people man or woman penis or vagina. To say that one better than another simply because they have a penis is ludicris. I did not ask to be a woman I just am! I can safely say is that I have not been raised to manipulate men. and don’t not by the way. it is not plausibly accurate to form opinions about someone you don’t even know exists. I do not feel I need to join some group of people that say woman are better than men with a bunch of other groupys’s dead set on feeding their own ego because it unrealistic.
simply put please people be real all people do not exist in a box
you can say men are better than woman or woman are better than men you’ll never be right
Good that you did not choose to be a woman.
I’m sorry that you turned out to be a woman.
Can’t have it all eh.
I mean I didn’t choose to be a woman so how can you judge me for it you know it like me saying fuck you for being a man. I am happy I’m a woman by the way
Fuck me??
If you want to fuck me for being a man,
OK… I’ll fuck you.
I am happy to be a Man,
and if you’re hot, I’ll be happy to fuck you too!
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I said “it’s like” me saying fuck you for being a man I was not telling you off and don’t worry I don’t want to
fuck you.
No one is judging you because you are a woman.We are judging you because you are dumb, narrow-minded and illogical - EXACTLY the kind of woman that IS portrayed here.And EXACTLY the kind of woman that constitutes 90% of western society.
No one would judge a responsible, reasonable woman because she is a woman.If more of them were there in the first place, this site wouldn’t even have any need to start.
I’m sorry but all you people do is judge women for being women. Nothing I said was dumb, illogical or narrow minded if you read you’ll find out that what I was saying is was very open minded logical and thoughtfull and if you actually considered it you might learn something. Try thinking about it for a bit It might help you.
and where did you pull those satistics out of . humm I bet thats just as factual as the rest of the stuff you Regurgitate to all the girls.
just to let you know your ignorance is hilarious I could say anything insightfull and thoughfull and you would say the same bullshit
basically people are just individal’s a their characteristics are just sum of individual experience.
Your posts provide “insight” and thought, all right.
You’re just another of the long line of whimmin to cum on this site and basically write “I’m not like that!”
Well, there are exceptions to every rule; and just because you MAY be one of them, doesn’t negate the rule as a whole.
The virulent anti-male laws in Western societies today makes this particular article pressingly important for men: it demonstrates but a snippet of the spoiled mentality of Western whimmin; and the precarious beast a man gets involved with if he is to subject his time,energy, money, and possibly sanity to one of them in “holy matrimony.”
If you think people are merely products of their environment, and not also biology, with SIGNIFICANT AVERAGE DIFFERENCES resulting from the roughly 2% genetic gap between men and whimmin, you are quite ignorant.
In fact, some scientists would say this difference is akin to “two separate genomes” (and all specious feminazi claims of oppression and discrimination aside, any objective look at male vs. female accomplishment reveals, in part, the manifestations of said genetic “disparity”).
So you go on BELIEVING whatever you want to - no one cares. Whimmin aren’t desired here, and for good reason.
Mid-wife crisis!!!???
In this Vagocracy, a guy’d have to be nuts to rent a first one.
menaremoreobjectivethanwhimmin
Yes I do understand due to genetic differences that obviously a man and woman will have different genomes however what is discribed in this forum are characterics of a female genome. The fact is the sum of the characterics expressed by a genome is a phenotype. A phenotype is affected by both genetics and environment. Ever parent does not raise their child in the same environment so you must also consider that there are different phenotypes possible from the same genome or type of genome. how many possibilities is a matter of exponential interpretation of the different types of possible environments. So to over generalize an intire group of people with one similar chromosome is ignorant. therefor it’s an incredible stretch to try to convince me that an intire group of people ( or even 90 %) have the these exact characteristics. It’s impossible
the fact is both sex’s have can argue that they are being repressed by the other it’s a power struggle. The fact remains you can not overgeneralize a group of people who are anly grouped together based on one chromosome it’s just a question of cognitive view or how you view the world around you.
also I would like to no what this 2 % difference is actually based on. If it’s such a small differnece then it must be neglible. also such a small difference would also bring in to question what has got men so aggitated. if 98% of ALL differences is the same isn’t a little petty to let 2% get under you skin it just seems irrelivant
The point is - it’s not a matter of “letting anything get under your skin.”
It’s a matter of HOW that (roughly) 2% difference is and has been manifested, past and present, in different choices and levels of achievement.
feminists refuse to acknowledge biology, except when it suits them, such as in a courtroom defense.
So you’re AT BEST half-right regarding the original assertation I responded to - that people are merely individuals, AS A PRODUCT of their environment.
Translation - that 2% or so can equal (AND HAS) some pretty significant differences (that no amount of feminist whining, make-up legislation, or even effort by whimmin, can close the gap of).
Once again - whimmin’s failure to understand, acknowledge, or acquiesce to BIOLOGICAL-based differences in the sexes should lead (at least) Western men to never give her a chance at a mid”wife” crisis.
Spoiled bitches.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
To pick up on your style of responding (multi-posting to a single post), and specifically regarding your statement which amounts to “the sum total expressions of a genome are phenotypes.”
Yes, phenotypes are the “tangible” characteristics of a given individual (the things which are rather obvious to our eyes, to a large extent; or bearers of things which aren’t as obvious, like strength or endurance capabilities).
So what are just a few examples of the manifestation of stated (roughly) 2% difference in genetic material between men and whimmin?
Men have penises. Yes, a penis DOES make us better in so many ways (a penis is a definite phenotypical marker, and a definite sign that the one possessing it is likely to be, on average, 50% STRONGER than you).
Can you see yet, how that 2% (roughly) genotypical difference starts translating to phenotypical differences which can cause things like “needing him to move the boxes for you,” or getting your ass kicked when you keep pushing and prodding him?
But whimmin just don’t want to acknowledge biology - except when it suits them (”But your honor, my client was suffering severe post-partum depression, etc.”).
You’re ridiculous - but not a “record setter” for the whimmin on here, to be sure.
Again - no mid-wife crisis need be feared; if you’re smart enough to avoid the first one.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Bullet, you’re one of the best on here.Keep those man-lightening posts coming!
Have a very happy new year.
Hello Tamara,
First of all, I appreciate that you do not have a stereotypical view of men and women. Neither do I. I don’t say all men are better nor all women are worse! However, there is nature to which we all belong, and nature created us as two sexes with different roles. The basis is whether we want to respect nature, or change our nature.
I do not say men are more important than women. We are both humans, and hence we have the same nature. That is, we are equal in the substance, or nature.
However, men DO have leading roles. I do not say this simply because I have a penis, but because nature created me this way, and created you submissive. Nature created the man pioneer, creative, giver, and ethical; and hence he suits to be the leader. Nature gave the man more grey matters in his brain to be more creative and pioneer. It gave him a larger body to be physically better suited for the hard works.
On the other hand, nature created the woman feminine and submissive. This need not mean you feel submissive to every man, as people are not on the same level. You could have more leading capacities than some men, but STILL you prefer to have a man who leads you and on him you depend.
It is the woman who gets pregnant and breastfeed. Nature created the woman dependent on the man, and suitable for the house work and children.
This is nature, and the question is whether you love or hate your nature.
The woman HERSELF feels inferior to the man (not in substance, but in role), no matter how she denies this. This is clear in many aspects of life, not just the monetary side.
For instance, sex itself shows how the woman has a very complicated view of sex even though we all know that she physically has more pleasure in sex than the man. Most women, if not all, count to one thousands before going for sex with a man, but count to only 10 before going for sex with a woman (if she is a lesbian). This is not the case for men.
The reason behind this is because the woman feels that sex is possession and hence she feels shy to have sex with any man. She resorts to taking something in return.
The woman is reluctant even of nudism more than the man. If she feels she is equal to the man, then why she feels shy? Why does she need all the media and laws to encourage her for years to do something?
Even the most notable feminists are shy of sex with men. Sex is just an example that we can easily see in our eyes, which shows that the woman, HERSELF, feels inferiority to the man.
I do not use the terms superiority/inferiority as used by the feminists to denote humiliation. I use these terms just to describe a hierarchy in roles.
Gotta love the irony when Oprah Magazine itself explains why men shouldn’t get married. I have to agree with Dr. Phil with regard that marrying a “good” woman indeed would shut you (or any man)up. If she indeed IS good, neither party in the marriage would complain. But a total bitch will sic the pigs on “her” man’s ass with bogus abuse claims and have him shut up in jail. I won’t deny there are mutually satisfying marriages, but that’s not how I’d bet the rent/mortgage money.
YOU SUCK YOU ASSWHOLE!!
Amanda, if you’re going to insult the man, at least check your spelling.
a-s-s-h-o-l-e.
There is no “w” included. Men are better than women at spelling.
Got that, asshole?
oh please, God dont do this for me -.-
Something to add?
As the oldest in my family, whenever I hear name calling, whining or any other superfluous-and therefore empty-speech, I have a tendency to just not ingest it. Are you saying something intelligent? I’m on the edge of my folding chair. Dick is just speaking the truth about what marriage has morphed into-it’s not working anymore. If we get down to brass tacks, we do have a whole heard of ‘less-than-prime’ human livestock that needs to be displaced somewhere. Nobody wants a woman over 40, exception grandchildren. What will we do w/ them, they’re piling up in homeless shelters and imposing on relatives. Ask yourself, how many would opt for a Soylent Green type euthanasia if the government offered it? Gentlemen, if you want change…you have to make a change.
Well no. Dick doesn’t speak the truth because he’s a fucking retarded. He’s honestly out of his mind because everyone’s created equal. I’ve seen marriages that have WORKED. My parents for example are still together and VERY happy. She’s also over forty and is a grandmother. Guess who wants her. A lot of men do! So shut your fucking face. Not to sound disgusting but men do check her out. Get over yourself and stop being the stupid disgusting pig you are. I’ll admit some women are like that but that’s probably five percent of women in the world. Maybe you should stop being so fucking narrow minded and start looking at reality. I hope you’re single for the rest of your fucking life because that’s what you deserve. If you aren’t single then I’m telling you that chances are that you will be if you keep acting like that.
@AG sucks
The point is that you are single because of the way you act.
And how do you change women?
With chains…..
Women deserve no rights……
ps. i will buy your book.
i m 20 years old, female.
i just totally agree.
i like this phrase…
“Happiness is like orgasms. If you don’t work for it, you don’t get any.”
wahahaha!!
I happened across one of the blog articles on this website while doing an Internet search on “responsible women”. The article was intriguing and I felt compelled to read most of the website and postings. I had never heard of Dick or his views before this random viewing.
Although a lot of the content is hard core (mostly profanity)…when one reads through the colorful adjectives and truly “listens” to what is being said by many men…I found many of the answers I was looking for on my research for “responsible women”.
I am a 39 year old, single mother of 3 wonderful and challenging girls…that I am proud of! I’m not so proud of my many failed relationships of my own since my divorce (it’s been 10 years).
With much self-reflection and research, I have learned a lot about my flaws in thinking as it pertains to woman relating to men. I am sick to my stomach when I find myself relating to some of the tactics (many of which were referenced in this forum) women have used over the generations to control and manipulate men…and the fact that it still continues to this day (if not getting worse!).
It is soap opera drama at it’s worst! I have come to understand that it is not men that women need to be weary of…it is their own gender that is selling themselves out. Almost everything that women proclaim to be misjustices in the relationships between men and women - they created themselves. A good example: Many women abhor porn…but who is starring?
My beliefs are changing, one by one. It takes a lot of work! There are some inherent, biological drives…yes. But a lot of my programming came from my upbringing…unfortunately, girls were/are brought up to emotionally manipulate to get their “power”. It is all an illusion and only causes separation and imbalance.
If women want to complain that men have all of the “power”…then I say - learn from the best. At the very least, I want to exclaim - “be able to support yourself and your obligations financially, learn enough and have the tools to at least maintain your lawnmower…and for god’s sake…if you decide to have sex with someone…enjoy it, take pleasure in it…and see it for what it is and nothing more…two people enjoying the sensations of physical pleasure.
With all that said, I am a mother, and assume that some of the posters on this website are fathers. I want my girls to grow up with a healthy esteem for living authentically and responsibly as human beings on this planet…if I can guide them with the above…I don’t think I will need to guide them specifically about race, gender or preference.
I would like to join forces. I would like to hear from any fathers or future fathers on ways that we can irradicate this female manipulation in future generations. It’s mentally unhealthy and degrading and keeps getting passed on from one generation to another.
I admit - men are better than women - they rarely degrade their own gender…and they tell the truth, no matter how harsh.
Absolutely impossible. Female manipulation is biologically ingrained. The way things should go, is this: Anglo-American men need to withdraw their consent from society, utterly. This means not voting, not participating and ultimately emigrating. They should reject all contact with Anglo-American women, forming relationships only with women from more traditional cultures. When Anglo-American women die out, they should return and rebuild to traditional patriarchy, sans Anglo-American women (who hopefully will no longer exist).
That’s it, in a nutshell.
From death, emerges rebirth and from the fertile soil of destruction, comes regeneration. Only through the complete and utter destruction of Western femininity will new life come about; only through the complete annihilation of modern Western culture, and its replacement by a social organization based on a culture of traditionalism, where philosophers and intellectuals are rulers over the common man and women are held to their natural biological function as babymaker and domestic slave, will man be able to obtain his salvation and redemption at last. Only a new order that eschews democracy and reinstates the values of classical republicanism and meritocracy can survive the chaos and darkness that modern egalitarianism will inflict on the world to come.
I shed no tears for the coming extinction of this current system. On the contrary, I adopt a messianic stance and look forward to it, even welcoming it like a prophet of the Old Testament or one of the innumerable commentators of the Babylonian Talmud.
A couple of ears ago, I created an online dating profile for shits and giggles. I am TOTALLY against online dating. But my buddies and I had a little bet/experiment to prove that AMERICAN WOMEN ARE NOT WORTH A MAN’S TIME.
The entire concept is SO STINKING FEMINIST but I was interested in knowing the responses I would get for the sake of making a point … approaching it with EXACTY the same SELFISH attitude that women do…..
Even though I am a MAN and I have ZERO expectation before the first cup of coffee, I wrote it with exactly the same “I WANT. I WANT. I WANT. I WANT.” greedy cunting selfishness American women attempt to force feed to men they expect should ever be interested in them FOR ANYTHING.
I introduced myself in a few sentences,
and then I had some FUN.
“….. I am NOT - REPEAT NOT - interested in dating ANY American women under ANY circumstances. So if you come from another planet - or carry a different passport - then send me a she-mail and that’s an excellent place to start. Natural-breasted women only please. Absolutely no women over 26.”
Jesus Christ the responses were HILARIOUS!
• “You bastard”.
- (Why am I a BASTARD for saying what I want?
SHE did! And her list was a MILE LONG. CUNT.)
• “LOL!!! You’re kidding. Message me back. I’m hot.”
- (Yes but you are from the US. Not interested.
I don’t care how hot you are. My profile is clear. Read it again.)
• “I am as American as Apple Pie, and I have fake boobs and I am 34. But even though that’s not what you are interested in, I am writing you anyway because I have always loved a challenge.”
IMPORTANT:
- She completely IGNORED what I wanted just like ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. They don’t give a FUCK what the man wants. Right from the start. She loves a challenge? How is that MY responsibility?
Fuck off.
- Man ALREADY KNOWS right there in the first email - before dating her ONCE - exactly what her mentality is. Its all about HER and what SHE wants. Zero consideration for the guy.
Pathetic.
When you REALLY pay attention to ALL American woman, they are exactly the same way. However, MY profile was completely unlike ANY online male profile out there.
MOST guys try EXTREMELY hard to type exactly what they think women want to hear, instead of talking about what HE wants. You can bet they do that on their dates too.
Yet the NUMBER ONE thing American women ask for on their online dating profiles is an “HONEST” MAN. It’s usually found in every American woman’s first paragraph right after she brags about how sarcastic her sense of humor is….. like its something she is proud of.
I was honest.
AND THEY FUCKING HATED IT.
American women are the first to bitch that there are no real men around. While American women have NO fucking idea what that is.
Fuck em.
My stock response to these cunts?
“Oh, I will FUCK and American woman…
But I won’t date one.”
Imagine the freedom.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
An interesting statement, Chris. However, I must admit that the woman problem is much bigger than the women of the United States. It is, in fact, a problem of international scope and of massive dimensions. The problem is the undeserved sense of entitlement that Western women (North America, Western Europe, Australia, New Zealand, and even some portions of Latin America) have because of the numerous priveleges granted them by paternalistic Western bureaucracies dominated by social liberals, feminists and cultural Marxists. Why, even in my native Germany, I have encountered the exact same problems that you relate to us so elegantly in that colloquial style of yours. It is the fact that men have granted an already overprivileged western femininity so many additional privileges, exacerbated by the natural biological fact that any woman can attract any number of men her heart desires, that makes today’s Western women such arrogant, egotistical creatures whose sole purpose seems to be the acquisition of property and other material resources.
Well, I knew a good male friend of mine who once set up two profiles on a well-known Berlin dating site, that of a male and that of a female, who both happened to be of average physical appearance and moderate income. Within the space of a few months, my friend was able to gather up only a piddling amount of responses for his male profile. In fact, within the first month, hardly a woman responded. The second profile was no different from the first, except the gender had been changed to female. With this profile, he was able to attract over three hundred responses from eager bachelors within the first month. With the passing of the second month, his profile managed to accrue double the amount of male responses he had received in the first month. At the end of three months, he managed to receive well over a thousand responses for his female profile, as opposed to the male. Even to this day, the female profile my friend had initially set up still receives numerous hits from desperate bachelors.
So Chris, it is because any woman, even the most physically repulsive and emotionally unstable, has the ability to attract large numbers of men that enable women to make such excessive demands on the men they wish to sleep with. Western women, having greater access to financial resources, can be expected to make even greater demands. Thus, it is the many men eager to snag any woman they can get their hands on that allows for the proliferation of so many materialistic, superficial women with attitudes of undeserved self-entitlement.
Deutsch ist auch meine erste Sprache.
Ich komme naemlich aus Duesseldorf.
(Ich habe leider kein umlaut dabei)
Sehr schoen ihnen kennen zu laernen.
…. and now back to English.
Yes I absolutely agree that “western” woman fall into the same mindset. 100%. Germans too.
I am not American. It was merely a point to illustrate the mindset of American women as a perfect / consistent / and universal example…. which was is so MIND-BLOWING to me that it deserves to be addressed.
You said:
—– “Thus, it is the many men eager to snag any woman they can get their hands on that allows for the proliferation of so many materialistic, superficial women with attitudes of undeserved self-entitlement.”—-
I have an EQUAL amount of “contempt” (if thats the word) for American men “eager to snag any woman”.
They will do this at a BIG, HUGE, ENORMOUS cost - and loss - to themselves.
Western men are ALSO guilty of subscribing to the very same mentality.
They will BEND THEIR OWN LIVES, wants, needs and desires to match —>> HERS. No matter how ridiculous “hers” may very well be.
• Girl says “I am ready to get married”
(even though no man has proposed to her,
She will even say this when she is SINGLE.)
THAT’S FUCKING INSANE.
• Girl says “I am bored”
Idiot boyfriend thinks its his job to entertain her.
And so does SHE.
• Girl says “I think you are cheating”
(even when he is NOT. She expects her idiot boyfriend to jump around like a puppy dog to APPEASE her… and these boys are stupid enough to do it.)
etc.
An issue here is that many of the most prolific posters here are NOT Anglo-Saxons. Because we hail from outside the Anglo-Saxon world (at least in cultural terms), we do not accept female entitlement in the way Anglo-Saxon men do.
Everyone knows Anglo-American men are the nicest guys in the world - the issue is, are they TOO nice? It occurs to me that Anglo-American women have morphed into entitlement cunts because Anglo-Saxon gentlemen have LET them. In Hispanic countries, if women acted the way they do in England or North America they would be beaten up or killed.
Yes most of anglo-saxon Men are way too manginas, they should wake up fast.
The worst part is the way the Western legal system is set up to pander to every feminine hissy fit. It effectively holds the view that women are always victims and men are always perps. It is entrenched this way because powerful interests make money off it.
Yes, a VERY interesting statement.
See, I’m on a dating website right now because I was completely BORED one day and decided to make one.
Well, here’s the thing: I know a lot of women are like, “I would like to find a nice-looking guy who is honest and respectful.”
But guess what? Guys say the exact same thing, except most of the time, it’s targeted towards girls. lol XD
But yeah, what you said was actually true. Buuutt, I’m pretty sure the women didn’t HATE it.
I think they just thought it was funny that you were so demanding and picky- kind of like them! XD
They’re not used to seeing a GUY being so picky- THOSE are the actual picky women.
But alas, my friend Chris, not ALL women are like that. Some of them would be like, “Hmm…well, this guy seems nice…maybe he’ll make me an exception since I’m over 26!” Y’know, to try things out. And don’t even think about saying that guys wouldn’t do the same thing. lol
“MOST guys try EXTREMELY hard to type exactly what they think women want to hear, instead of talking about what HE wants. You can bet they do that on their dates too.”
Now THAT is true. I don’t doubt that at all. I think it’s because of what society’s taught everybody all this time, “The men are supposed to tell the girl what they want to hear and it’s up to the girl to decide whether she likes the dude or not.” Yeah, that’s a little unfair, I think, but idk, I think some people think it’s like, the polite way of things. lol
But yeah, it seems like you got a truckload of cunts coming at you on your profile! Good thing all women aren’t like that, geez, this world would blow. LMAO
This world IS blowing, you fool.
Haha, good one! XD
Totally agree with u.
I pray EVERY day that ALL Anglo-American/white women gets extinct so that we can bring much more traditional & exotic,sexy women to our country instead…
I HAVE A DREAM:)
Same dream here, I don’t want to see anymore feminist women in my Hollywood movies and TV shows.
Get russians or south american women, don’t ever have kids with anglo-saxon women, never!!!!!!!
Know why this all happens:
http://www.savethemales.ca
http://www.antimisandry.com.
Hi. If you’re serious, go here. If not. Meh.
Yes you senora Concerned Mother.
Thanks Arbalest.
I am serious and this website is a good start point.
As a man, it is always refreshing to see a woman who both acknowledges her faults and fastidiously works toward removing them as you seem to be. Best of luck in your endeavours.
Highly recommend Glenn Sacks…
http://glennsacks.com/blog/
Wow!!! If most women were as objective and realistic as u,we wouldn`t need this site anymore:)
Joining forces is a good idea,we need more women in our battle against The Feminist Propaganda of these days…Dont forget that alienating all men ALSO makes ringwaves for your 3 daughters growing up with hateful men towards women…
Last,but not least: U admit men are better than women,your statement,I dont use this site for that,I use it as a FRONTLINE against The Feminist Propaganda first & foremost.
I`m FED UP having to feel BAD because I`m a MAN - IT MUST STOP ONCE AND FOR ALL or else this site will expand even further until (The Worst Case Scenario) The Gender-War comes…(and we WON`T LOOSE IT - U WILL)
The gender war is coming, it started with the marriage strike and this strike is very strong now, no mentally healthy Man ever marries just cohabiting with women and there are a lot more on the way, the next one will be economical.
Hello Kalel,
I miss you, man.
Al,
I wish being objective and realistic had come easily…without all of the trial and tribulation.
No matter…I am just committed to making better residents of this world. I’ve been given the challenge of 3 girls…LOL!
Worst thing is that I was oblivious to feminist propaganda (grew up in rural Michigan) and really had no idea how it all affected the way that I grew up…in fact I don’t think it did at all…we were just poor farmers. My dad was blessed with two daughters to work the farm…did he wish to have had a son?…if so, he has never said. He worked us, never the less…thank God! I grew up knowing hard work and how to be self reliant.
Because of my work ethic and self reliance, I have experienced the same as many men in the Friend of the Court…and through the second marriage (did not know about his arreages), quickly found out what happens to income tax refunds or Bush stimulus packages when someone you are married to is behind on child support…even if they went into arreage before you were married. I earned the money, had 3 children of my own to support…and still had to pay his arreage, which accrued before we were married…simply because we were married (I was only making 35,000 a year at the time). All of the women that I paid the arreage to were not working - either stay at home or welfare moms.
I tried to help him legally fight the system…just lost dollars…the government doesn’t care where the money is coming from as long as it is being paid. Obviously it broke up the marriage…the liability of paying someone else’s bills that have nothing to do with you… to the detriment of your ownself and your own children!
I just want to teach my girls to be responsible for themselves. I also hope that they all get to have a chance to experience the love of a man…when it’s authentic and one on one without all of this banter…it is the closest to heaven that one can ever get.
A Gender War? If this happens, then Satan has surely won.
I think our real enemies are materialism and commercialization. What our children are seeing every day as they are being baby sitted by the TV while we are out working our hearts out to keep paying the cell phone and cable bills.
I feel sorry for your daughters. They will have to grow up with the person that is most important in their lives telling them that they are inferior to others purely because they are women. I think it is cruel to raise your children that way.
I can imagine that you are very pleased to see this happen when you hate women because you will definately be less succesfull in your life when you are discouraged right from the start.
I think it is ok for some men to hate women. They obviously have been seriously hurt by someone (who happened to be a women), or they are simply afraid of women. It is sad, but I can understand that when you don’t know what to do when you are hurt or afraid, you get agressive. It is a normal response for humans and other animals, like, for example, dogs. I cannot understand it, on the other hand, when you are a women yourself and think women are inferior. I am thinking of an explanation, but I can’t figure out why you would think that. I can see however, how bad this is for your daughters. Because if you raise them with this thought, they will come to think they are inferior to other humans. All humans are equal. Do you disagree? Then your opinion does not have to be taken seriously in this world.
And your opinion is that we are all the same and we should all fuck one another no matter the gender, we should all be homosexual and bisexual because we are all humans??? I think your opinion is the one which should not be taken seriously.
No you douche she’s saying people are equal, meaning they have the same rights. Not to go fuck one another. It’s hilarious how incredibly dumb you sound.
P.S. Why is it that all men think about is sex? Hmm? She says people are equal and you automatically think “LET’S FUCK EACH OTHER!” Please go die.