Dick vs. Psychologist #2
Apparently, I’m some kind of psychologist wet dream.
Psychology has been pandering to women since it’s inception. I’m not going to argue that talking about your “feelings” won’t cure what ails you — even though it definitely won’t. That’s a debate for another time. I’ll simply say that getting a fucking job and driving a motorcycle at incredible speeds is more fun, proven more successful at improving your mood, and less dangerous to your Man Points.
After my appearance on Dr. Phil, I was interviewed by a Dr. Rob, a clinical psychologist and a real man’s man. An excerpt of the interview is below. Head on over to ShrinkTalk.net for the full story.
5) I often see men in my practice who struggle with issues related to intimacy and commitment. I suspect you do as well. What do you believe is behind these difficulties?
“Issues” with intimacy and commitment are good things. I’m tired of this vagina-conspiracy targeting men and their perfectly honed instincts — which I call manstincts. “Intimacy” and “commitment” lead to one thing: marriage. Marriage is a 50/50 bet with everything a man owns — including any sex he may or may not be getting over the next ten years.
There should be neon signs in front of churches telling you to fuck off. A few emotional warning signs are your first line of defense against insanity.
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So Dick, you are “incapable” of a loving and meaningful relationship with a woman?
Well, a psychology professional said it, so it must be true.
I call bullshit. You are fully capable, as am I. I have a very good relationship with my dog, Shada. She runs with me, fights with me, lets me pat her head, and never betrays me or leaves me presents to clean up.
As far as HUMAN females, you are fully capable of a loving relationship. You are also fully capable of jumping off a bridge. That doesn’t mean you stupid enough to do it.
Yeah, I think they are-
Absolutely brilliant. Dick - 1, Psychology - 0.
I like it, but girly-girls have blitzed into the field and hijacked it and crashed it right into Shittzlick, Nevada.
It’s a fucking art major now. AN ART MAJOR; 50% are womyn. Many of those women blame society’s faults on men - it’s the belly of the beast.
Psychology is great, watered-down conditioning blows a lot.
Psychology is awesome..its easy to know wat kind of people are if u can read them
Uz are all probably doing that anyway, just not calling it psychology…
Psychology is a load of crap because it tries to make sense of the dog chasing its tail shit that goes on in a woman’s mind.
Do psychologists have to do a post graduate diploma in condescension and ridiculous literal language assumptions?
“Dick - Swear words and The Truth melt women’s pretty little brains.
Shrink - (Mental Note: Subject believes women’s brains are not only small, but attractive as well).”
I mean seriously.. What The Fuck??
Does this mean if he walks into a biker bar and hears someone shout over the jukebox “You can bet your sweet arse on that!” he scribbles into his notepad [240lb subject with tattoo's and beard believes arse tastes sweet.] He ought to walk over and suggest it to him in such a case, heheh, that’d be some funny shit to watch.
Yes *applauds* finally someone gives psychologists a taste of their own close-mindedness and pomposity. Don’t think for a second these douchebags with their degrees hung up on a wall like an A+ on a refrigerator have any Manpoints that aren’t in the negatives.
Mantastic interview. Hard to dissuade the truth.
“The cliché fits in this case: the person has got to want to change for your work to have an impact.” ~ Shrink
‘the person’: Dick Masterson
‘has got to want to change’: Don’t fix what isn’t broken
‘for your work to have an impact’: You fail she-boy. You were unable to make an impact for the same reason you can’t teach a calculator that 2 + 2 = 5 without physically reprogramming it to display whatever you’re feeling at that moment.
Men > Women
I think he was cutting them some slack. But hey, great that he realizes there are problems with the female brainwaves.
Yep we’ve all been enlightened.
Many man points to ya Dick!
You got plugs galore from the shrink.
50% divorce rate. 70% initiated by women. Wonder why that is….KA CHING.
Hello, out there, my name is Nile Bratrud, I disagree with the fact that you say “Men are better,” as if to imply in each and every aspect, but if you said “Men are better on the senses” I would agree there! I mean when boys go to men, they look like an adult, this is not always true for women, anyone ever see Bridgette Bardot nude? She has these long skinny boobs (that remind me of this deformed teenager I once saw who looked like she had two cocks growing out of her chest) and Bardot is about 5′7″ but to me, she looks 4′11″ and either way could not weigh more than 100 pounds, and her face is too sweet, no personality means no adulthood. I am not saying this about all women, though I have yet to find a man who looks 6 years old when he is really 23.
Let me say, though, I can see why you would have beef with women if all you have ever been exposed to is the people on the hatemail forum. All they know how to slight you on is homosexuality (which may not be true anyway) or childhoood traumatization, virginity, boredom, they suggest you commit suicide, or they tell you why men are just as bad as women, oh, and let us not forget the amount of times you have been taught sexual reproudction. I only found one good email in that forum, it was from a Scotswoman named Kimberley, she is right, American women suck compared to Scottish. All in all, the ladies on this forum, real fucking eloquent!
Heh… “Dick, the Hannibal Lechter of women-bashing”
Dick, I had no idea… :D.
reeses are the best candy. Ok- marriage is out.