Dick vs. Psychologist #2
Apparently, I’m some kind of psychologist wet dream.
Psychology has been pandering to women since it’s inception. I’m not going to argue that talking about your “feelings” won’t cure what ails you — even though it definitely won’t. That’s a debate for another time. I’ll simply say that getting a fucking job and driving a motorcycle at incredible speeds is more fun, proven more successful at improving your mood, and less dangerous to your Man Points.
After my appearance on Dr. Phil, I was interviewed by a Dr. Rob, a clinical psychologist and a real man’s man. An excerpt of the interview is below. Head on over to ShrinkTalk.net for the full story.
5) I often see men in my practice who struggle with issues related to intimacy and commitment. I suspect you do as well. What do you believe is behind these difficulties?
“Issues” with intimacy and commitment are good things. I’m tired of this vagina-conspiracy targeting men and their perfectly honed instincts — which I call manstincts. “Intimacy” and “commitment” lead to one thing: marriage. Marriage is a 50/50 bet with everything a man owns — including any sex he may or may not be getting over the next ten years.
There should be neon signs in front of churches telling you to fuck off. A few emotional warning signs are your first line of defense against insanity.
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You are every man’s best friend.
What a dumb fucking slut. Fuck off Michelle.
Nobody likes that unpopular lying cunt. Yeah, you should fuck off because you’re so fucking unlikeable and you’re just pissing a lot of people off with your bitchy attitude.
You aren’t better than, honey, I have the ability actually pull off a skillful identity fraud on the internet. Yes, sweetie, that’s a federal offense and a felony - but we won’t worry about it if you won’t worry about ordering this site, like, shut down after we called you, using your male alter-ego, a stupid little girly-girl.
Really, you suck in pretty much every way possible - physically, emotionally, and mentally. It’s not because you’re a girly-girl that you’re only good for fucking, and it’s not just because you can get professional pay for very, very unskilled labor. Very unskilled - bitch, you just shake your titties and take a pounding - and you wonder why men cross borders just to make fucking sure they don’t end up with a cock-trapper like you.
Fuck off, bitch, take your stupid fucking entitlement complex somewhere else. We won’t tone things down a few notches for you when you lie to us.
Well I think I’ll fuck off, it’s time to go out and respect some women, anyway. Later, fellas.
Don’t patronize us Michelle. You prance in here all hoity-toity, speaking down at us and disrespecting everyone here without even having spent the time it takes to understand the phenomenon that is MABTW. You denounce Dick and his teachings without detailing any counter points; instead you spout the same dribble that the feminazis are wailing about all over the place.
Dick treats us with nothing but respect and kindness and you would have us believe the he is the one trying to lead us awry? I think it’s time to put up or fuck off the website Michelle.
And the nice guys get the chicks? Give me a fucking break Michelle.
….yeah, you need to get yourself a nice girl, MansVoice. Fortunately I can’t see that happening for you with that kind of attitude. More women for me! And of course, the DickMaster. Chin-chin!
What the fuck is there to respect about most women of today? Nothing, Michelle so fuck off.
Dick’s teaching you all to disrespect women. Well, I’d say he’s not, but many of you bums can’t read between the lines, nor recognise exaggeration if you fell over it. Which you all tend to do quite often. Flat on your faces. This nicely culls you from the competitive pool for the lovely women. Have a nice day, chaps.
@ Michelle: Fuck off this website, girlie.
You sir, are a fucking retard. Look at the web address here.
So either the women were honest and admitted to being liars or they were lying and proving the point of the study. No study of men will negate this particular study’s findings. Your presumption that Dick hates us all is based on what exactly?
Your incorrect use of the word ‘cuckolded’ makes me wonder if your name is really Michelle. I can assure you that Dick has no intentions toward the wife of any man here.
If you don’t agree with the premise of this site then fine, fuck off and leave us be, but to flatly declare that Dick is lying to us when he presents us with nothing but verifiable facts is unsound and impetuous of you Michelle. Take your condescending attitude elsewhere little girl.
Most likely Dick was a young, impressionable, naive man who decided to be very stupid and date someone. He probably took her out for dinner somewhere, bought her something pretty. Than got something very un-pretty in return.
See, females can be very un-pretty sometimes. For no reason.
Dick learned. We don’t know when. All that matters is he did, and he makes it his goal to raise young, stupid punks like me the right way. My Father was a great man, but he tought me to respect women. In that, he fell short. And Dick picked up the slack.
Hope that helps.
And your entitled to it, makes no difference to my day.
I think you’re full of shit. Mind you, thats just my perception.
Well we’re all entitled to our perceptions, B. Mine tells me that Dick is half full of shit and that means that those men who can’t smell half of him, or their own shit, for that matter, are being cuckolded by their main man.
You say women lie to people they know. Ever wondered why they do this? Perhaps it’s to save their loves ones from harm?
In my experience, men lie to everyone. Doesn’t matter if we know you or not and it has nothing to do with sparing your feelings.
I see no evidence of Dick hating anyone, especially men.
Also, women tend to lie to people they know while being, for the most part, honest to perfect strangers.
alen, looks like the poll has actually demonstrated that women are far more honest than men when it comes to answering polls. Unless of course they’re all just lying. Do you know where a similiar poll for men was done? Bit hard to discussing these kind of things when you aren’t given the other side of the story.
Dick must hate men, or maybe he just hates all people, regardless of gender. Kudos to him for taking the piss out of everyone.
Michael…. this isn’t bizarro world. Men say what they mean, and mean what they say here.
Dick, I’d like to ask you a question myself. When did you first start hating men?
So Dick, you are “incapable” of a loving and meaningful relationship with a woman?
Well, a psychology professional said it, so it must be true.
I call bullshit. You are fully capable, as am I. I have a very good relationship with my dog, Shada. She runs with me, fights with me, lets me pat her head, and never betrays me or leaves me presents to clean up.
As far as HUMAN females, you are fully capable of a loving relationship. You are also fully capable of jumping off a bridge. That doesn’t mean you stupid enough to do it.