Dick vs. Psychologist #2

Apparently, I’m some kind of psychologist wet dream.

Psychology has been pandering to women since it’s inception. I’m not going to argue that talking about your “feelings” won’t cure what ails you — even though it definitely won’t. That’s a debate for another time. I’ll simply say that getting a fucking job and driving a motorcycle at incredible speeds is more fun, proven more successful at improving your mood, and less dangerous to your Man Points.

After my appearance on Dr. Phil, I was interviewed by a Dr. Rob, a clinical psychologist and a real man’s man. An excerpt of the interview is below. Head on over to ShrinkTalk.net for the full story.

5) I often see men in my practice who struggle with issues related to intimacy and commitment. I suspect you do as well. What do you believe is behind these difficulties?

“Issues” with intimacy and commitment are good things. I’m tired of this vagina-conspiracy targeting men and their perfectly honed instincts — which I call manstincts. “Intimacy” and “commitment” lead to one thing: marriage. Marriage is a 50/50 bet with everything a man owns — including any sex he may or may not be getting over the next ten years.

There should be neon signs in front of churches telling you to fuck off. A few emotional warning signs are your first line of defense against insanity.

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Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-17 03:58:15 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

Michael said:

How can they fail if all women are whores?

Genuine “nice guys” (as opposed to the cockweasel phoney type who whom play on sympathy and other emotional horseshit to manipulate someone else’s girlfriend/spouse into sleeping with him,) don’t have the right personal currency to gain approval from her friends. Women treat such men as platonic jokes. Nor are they arsehole enough to arouse her. She’ll tear his heart out for caring about her and giggle with her friends about how he’s probably gay. Only “nice guy” that gets laid is the one with plenty of the most basic currency principle there is, cash. He is, however, the one who’ll be getting screwed long term, and not in terms of sexual favours. Enjoy your divorce settlement anyone that applies to, and in the meantime, DNA test your children if you have one of those cockweasel types as a “friend”.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 03:42:22 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

Ah don’t say that. Just answer the question. How can women all be whores if they’re not putting out for all guys, including the “nice guys”. I mean, c’mon, we’d have to assume that the “nice guy” would be spending both time and money on her to buy her affection.

Perhaps she doesn’t put out for the “nice guy” because not only is she not a whore but because she cannot be bought.

That’s it, you know. Women don’t want to be bought, they just want men to see them for who they are. And who they are, are not whores. Perceive a woman as a whore and that is exactly how she’ll act. Perceive her as better than that and you’ll be rewarded. You guys fail at understanding women.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-17 03:32:53 - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482

I thought that fuckhead said he will be leaving? Don’t entertain the trolls.

 
Comment by Griever
2007-12-17 03:24:54 - IP Man-Hash: e38c884de5290

What a waste of time.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 03:07:04 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

How can they fail if all women are whores?

 
Comment by Griever
2007-12-17 02:44:41 - IP Man-Hash: e38c884de5290

Strongest? You have to be kidding me if you believe natural selection applies to human beings. It’s stupid people that have reckless sex, get chained to the wrong person, have a billion kids with a billion different fathers/mothers, and are responsible for not raising the disrespectful kids I run into on a daily basis. It’s stupid and weaker people who shamelessly parade on Maury demanding child support. The stronger people are out there being more cautious and thinking about the consequences before they act, instead of living on welfare and being a burden on society. I worry about how the future will turn out sometimes with how Natural Selection isn’t the same with human beings.

Quitting would be those “Nice Guys” that kiss women’s asses and never get laid. These guys try to get into any woman’s pants regardless of her character but fail.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 02:26:39 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

That sounds like quitting, to me.
Women are hard work, no doubt about that. They test us all and only the strongest prevail. It’s natural selection. Personally, I love rising to the challenge, makes me a better man.

 
Comment by Griever
2007-12-17 02:08:52 - IP Man-Hash: e38c884de5290

Michael said:

Yeah look I know you guys have had some tough times but women aren’t made of glass. Plenty of men fuck them over and around as well, and you guys are making it sound like that is exactly what all men should do. That’ll just make women hate us all. Even those of us who aren’t assholes, such as yours truly. If you don’t hate women but have some kind of inability to accept the mother/whore dicotomy and want all women to be maternally inclined virgins, well, hey, you need to wake up from your bed-time story. It’s time to let go of your mother’s tit. Women are human, they are no worse, nor, better than men and you’re wasting your time doing the idealisation/denigration cartwheel. Women can’t stand men who can’t keep their cool.

If you will even dare touch teenage girl magazines, or hear how women talk about men in their little groups, you’ll hear encouragement on being a bitch, and constantly trying to turn a girl against her boyfriend. If you look at feminist sites, you’ll see far worse things against men than you do here. Due to how women are raised to believe that they’re victims, almost every women I know who came out of a Woman’s Studies class, started to hate men, or try to paint anything a man does as sexist. Even a lot of bi curious women I know and seen, only turned lesbian because of their hatred for men. Now THAT’s encouraging disrespect towards a gender.

Like BrokenJohnny implied, it’s the behavior of women that turn men against them. Not this guy’s site. Most people who get oxygen to their brain won’t believe something without proof or experience. The most this site is is for men to vent, share their experiences, and get a good laugh.

I’m guessing most of the men on this site, like myself, just expect women to be respectful and well, human. A reasonable expectation most people may have of everyone. However most women they’ve encountered in their lives were likely to be the extreme opposite of that. That’s my experience anyway.

I don’t know if we’re looking at the same site, or if you’re just taking a shot of how everyone here “portrays” men, but so far, you’re the only one looking at a few posts and making every man here out to be a controlling woman-hater.

If everyone here is an asshole, as you kindly put it, then none of us would be here, reading, or posting about our negative experiences. Assholes don’t give a damn about sincere relationships or would care enough to angry, and would be offline screwing women over instead.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-17 02:00:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f

Or you are a beta turd, both of which make you useless and weak.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 01:51:27 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

Yes that’s right, I’m the only person in the world with the name, Michael, even though apparently my name is Michelle.

If I wanted to sock puppet around this site, I’d have a more appropriate moniker, maybe something along the lines of 20 centimetres.

 
Comment by Doubt Fish
2007-12-17 01:43:03 - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05

Michael said:

Irreverent bullshit - as expected from any group with so much unconditional power as they can ramble on without getting their face smacked

Finally, the stupid whore thought to go to a net cafe. It took 13 posts for the bitch to figure out the IP hash - what a fucking dipshit!

 
Comment by Doubt Fish
2007-12-17 01:40:54 - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05

Michael said:
Even those of us who aren’t assholes, such as yours truly.

But you’re a girly-girl and you head is stuck so far up your asshole that you’re pretty much a walking sphincter. And the ass implants aren’t helping your image, by the way - Michelle. We aren’t going to worry about correctly effiminating your name for you, we’re just having a good laugh about how utterly stupid you actually are, and how much you think you know. It’s all in good fun, sweetie, as long as you keep pretending, we’ll keep shoving you girly-girl’s grand reputation down, another pure thing you pure pampered cunts are entitled to for us with absolutely nothing in return - not even a tad bit of appreciation.
Really, Michelle, fuck you. We’re sick of your shit, so the least we can get out of it is a good laugh. Nobody likes the annoying little cunt who can’t just admit defeat and get her fat ass out of the way. You’re going in the forums, by the way. See you there!

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 01:27:03 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

Yeah look I know you guys have had some tough times but women aren’t made of glass. Plenty of men fuck them over and around as well, and you guys are making it sound like that is exactly what all men should do. That’ll just make women hate us all. Even those of us who aren’t assholes, such as yours truly. If you don’t hate women but have some kind of inability to accept the mother/whore dicotomy and want all women to be maternally inclined virgins, well, hey, you need to wake up from your bed-time story. It’s time to let go of your mother’s tit. Women are human, they are no worse, nor, better than men and you’re wasting your time doing the idealisation/denigration cartwheel. Women can’t stand men who can’t keep their cool.

 
Comment by BrokenJohnny
2007-12-17 01:19:57 - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f

Michael said:

Dick’s teaching you all to disrespect women. Well, I’d say he’s not, but many of you bums can’t read between the lines, nor recognise exaggeration if you fell over it. Which you all tend to do quite often. Flat on your faces. This nicely culls you from the competitive pool for the lovely women. Have a nice day, chaps.

Hey hey, give a man some credit here! Dick didn’t teach me anything about disrespecting women! WOMEN taught me everything I need to know about disrespecting women.

I lost all respect for them years before I ever stumbled upon this gem of a site. Dick had nothing to do with it. Women did.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 01:18:55 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

MansVoice said:

Too long has that card being played against us and for too long men have been silent.

Not sure how you’d know that considering you’re only about 14 years old.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-16 21:44:04 - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f

Billy said:
Why would you think we guys only listen to Dick? Many of the guys here will be found on MRA sites and have their own blogs as well. If you are really a young man you better take notes.

I add my two cents to that Jon. The men here are fighting a common cause - The Male Liberation front. Everything that is being said is done in the hopes of awakening the minds of more young mind and unwash their feminist indoctrinated beliefs of “equality”. Too long has that card being played against us and for too long men have been silent.

 
Comment by Savant
2007-12-16 21:08:24 - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502

@John Tea…

Very valuable, and educated post. You no doubt know exactly what you are talking about. This is not praise, mind you. It is what is expected of you as a man. If you made any less sense, I would brand you a woman, or at least a man in need of some heavy drinking.

You are correct. Women are not always horrible, worthless, evil whores. They just do that when they are in public scenarios, or around friends, on TV or anyplace where people are watching. I’ve no doubt that many women are just peachy when there’s no one around to watch them. Keep in mind though, they do have a reputation to keep up.

In all seriousness though bud, this site has a bias. It has since I’ve been here, probably did before, and will continue to be in the future. You make very valid points, but your spreading them to an audience that probably doesn’t care. This is the men’s locker room, and we say what we want in here.

Fortunately, this is a MAN’s locker room, so we are faaaar more open to logic than our counterparts (and I use that term lightly). We will dissect what you say, don’t worry about that. However, men talk about women badly, because they do bad things. If there are good women out there, they are few and far between… and I havn’t the time or inclination to try and find them. I can only form opinions based on what I’ve experianced, however little. So far, my experiance is telling me that Dick is 100% right.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-12-16 13:52:57 - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb

Jon Tea said:

After all, isn´t part of being a man being the bigger man?

And being rational?

Stop letting these hot-headed bitches take you for a spin in their violated and frankly over-rate, simulation Ferraris.

Doesn’t a bigger man find solutions to problems? First the problems must be identified.

Rational? When the problem is like an elephant in your living room why would you describe it like a mouse? Which would require the most help to remove, a stubborn elephant or tiny mouse?

Women don’t offer rides in cars some man gave them.
But they are effective at stealing some mans Ferrari because some judge claims she has a right to everything the man owns. And this is one reason marraige is a bad joke today.

Why would you think we guys only listen to Dick? Many of the guys here will be found on MRA sites and have their own blogs as well. If you are really a young man you better take notes.

 
Comment by Jon Tea
2007-12-16 12:53:57 - IP Man-Hash: e96ecf97101d6

After all, isn´t part of being a man being the bigger man?

And being rational?

Stop letting these hot-headed bitches take you for a spin in their violated and frankly over-rate, simulation Ferraris.

 
Comment by Jon Tea
2007-12-16 12:13:43 - IP Man-Hash: e96ecf97101d6

First off you guys need to calm down.

I may be young but if it´s anything I learned in life is that you have to do everything in moderation.

My instinct tells me as an fairly objective non-biased young male that 70% of what Dick proposes is true to either a sub-conscious or non-conscious extent, those of which are supported by verifiable evidence in genetic and studies regarding human behavior and instinct.

HOWEVER.

Dick is not the only person you should be listening to. It´s not likely that 100% of women are like this, at least intentionally.

When it comes down to it humans in general are scum bags, be them women, men and regardless of culture or location or appearance.

To say that women are ALL the sources of our problems is a bit sketchy and presumptious.

But to propose that they do perpetuate useless, outdated, ancient customs, perspectives, viewpoints and habits is entirely correct.

A give and take is needed.

I am pretty much new to this site since about yesterday morning. And after contemplating some of the facets and bringing them to a sober perspective Dick has strong arguments that are rooted in common sense.

However, they are rooted in tradtions, habits and annoying customs which we may not follow according to our own will.

As Aristotle and other Greeks suggested, we need to ask the RIGHT QUESTIONS.

Instead of just giving up and accepting this bullshit we need to make an effort in our everyday lives to change it.

Granted women are a pain in the ass sometimes (Let´s face it, MOST times…)

But we as humans have the power to EVOLVE.

I suggest something along the lines of what another poster said on another comment to one of the other articles.

As I was looking at the annoying ants in the corner of my room one morning I realized that they follow pre-set instructions, and it wasn´t really their fault that they happened to wander into my room, it was my fault for giving them a reason to come in the first place… (eating on my bed, being a slob and dropping crumbs everywhere.)

Yet as soon as I ceased eating in my room (better yet not bringing food within 3 feet of my room for extra caution), there was the occasional ¨scouter¨ ant or two but nothing serious.

The same goes for women. If you throw crumbs to a homeless kitty cat everyday, it will continue to come back to your house even if you don´t happen to have food. If you ignore it and go about your way, it will do the same and ignore you as well.

Women are similar to cats in some ways, and typically any man that owns and are able to take care of (much less tolerate) cats are probably good in dealing with women as well.

This stuff hasn´t got me laid much, I´ll be honest, but then again I haven´t had a psycho bitch try to kill me in the last 6 months either, so I can´t complain!

Hope this helps somewhat.

Buddha Bless, God Bless, Allah, etc.

 
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