Dick vs. Psychologist #2

Apparently, I’m some kind of psychologist wet dream.

Psychology has been pandering to women since it’s inception. I’m not going to argue that talking about your “feelings” won’t cure what ails you — even though it definitely won’t. That’s a debate for another time. I’ll simply say that getting a fucking job and driving a motorcycle at incredible speeds is more fun, proven more successful at improving your mood, and less dangerous to your Man Points.

After my appearance on Dr. Phil, I was interviewed by a Dr. Rob, a clinical psychologist and a real man’s man. An excerpt of the interview is below. Head on over to ShrinkTalk.net for the full story.

5) I often see men in my practice who struggle with issues related to intimacy and commitment. I suspect you do as well. What do you believe is behind these difficulties?

“Issues” with intimacy and commitment are good things. I’m tired of this vagina-conspiracy targeting men and their perfectly honed instincts — which I call manstincts. “Intimacy” and “commitment” lead to one thing: marriage. Marriage is a 50/50 bet with everything a man owns — including any sex he may or may not be getting over the next ten years.

There should be neon signs in front of churches telling you to fuck off. A few emotional warning signs are your first line of defense against insanity.

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Comment by Michael
2007-12-18 06:13:33 - IP Man-Hash: 03852b43a9e6c

You want me to defend against your bullshit claims? Your claims don’t need to be defended against when it’s clear to any one reading that you guys are just talking shit, because you’re hurt, or angry or whatever. I’m just here to remind you that your hurt feelings don’t give you a license to be a prick.

But whatever, you need an example of a woman who is better than you guys? Who doesn’t have a poor fucking me, I didn’t get what I wanted, life is a bitch attitude, who instead of bitching or asking for pity is actually doing something to help herself?

Here you go fellow “men”. Do something actually worthwhile and download the file. It is virus free and just repeats her story.

http://www.projecterin.com/index.html#about

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-18 06:07:44 - IP Man-Hash: 08444efbf4b03

The reason we treat you dickheads(Anon and Michael) like shit is because you cannot see the reason for the existence of this site. Look beyond your myopic outlook, address the arguments at hand and maybe, just maybe, there wont be cheap insults directed. Then again, you two are probably insulted for your lack of intelligence…

 
Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-18 06:00:08 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

anon said:
What astounding sense of logic you used to refute his argument without resorting to cheap shots or immature insults!!

Your intellect is blinding!

Scroll up further, he has no valid arguments, and all the cheap shots were first spouted (and continue to be spouted) from the troll. Nor is he interested in engaging in logical rational argument. He or she or whatever they happen to be, is a forum troll, nothing else. He logs in here with the sole intent of getting a reaction and reply. If you think he’s a crusader for women, you’re just feeding the troll as well. Oh, and by the way, there’s something repulsive in reading comments from someone whom chooses “anon” as their display name too.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-12-18 05:57:13 - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e

Michael said:

Because I come on here to defend women that means not only that I must be a woman, but that I’m a woman who is ashamed of being one?..doesn’t compute. If I was a woman ashamed of my sex then why would I waste my time providing a counterpoint to your sexism? Pretty simply, I wouldn’t.

You seem to think you’re the old wise man sitting on the top of the mountain, ready to dispense wisdom to whoever comes by. Any one who makes the climb is obviously going to be disappointed.

I am not here disguised as a man. I am a man. I’m here because women are not anywhere half as bad as you cocks are making out and the women who read this site need to know that not all men are assholes. Clear enough for you?

Not really. And thats the reason why I know you’re a woman because what you’re saying only makes sense in your head. Only a pussy would think that spouting opinions on a website constituted any sort of ‘defense’.

 
Comment by mike5150
2007-12-18 05:44:25 - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874

Is it possible you could be a woman and a man?

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-18 04:43:53 - IP Man-Hash: 03852b43a9e6c

Because I come on here to defend women that means not only that I must be a woman, but that I’m a woman who is ashamed of being one?..doesn’t compute. If I was a woman ashamed of my sex then why would I waste my time providing a counterpoint to your sexism? Pretty simply, I wouldn’t.

You seem to think you’re the old wise man sitting on the top of the mountain, ready to dispense wisdom to whoever comes by. Any one who makes the climb is obviously going to be disappointed.

I am not here disguised as a man. I am a man. I’m here because women are not anywhere half as bad as you cocks are making out and the women who read this site need to know that not all men are assholes. Clear enough for you?

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-12-18 04:21:06 - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e

Michael said:

Fine. You’re gay. Next.

Michelle, you’ve either got gender issues or you’re just ashamed of being a woman.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-18 03:44:29 - IP Man-Hash: 03852b43a9e6c

Fine. You’re gay. Next.

 
Comment by Me
2007-12-18 03:16:41 - IP Man-Hash: 92f154686619e

Michael said:

Me said:

Though you’re right that we men can shape women’s behavior like licorice around a maypole.

If that is the case then you must believe that women only fuck for cash or presents because that is what you have taught them to do. Hmmmm. I guess that’s what you have to do if you can’t offer them any other incentive such as a decent fuck, a decent relationship or an adequate dick size.

Behaviors are not sexual preferences, dildo. I said that men can influence women’s behavior and nothing about why or how or to what end.

Incidentally, is there a Trolling for Dummies FAQ you dumb assholes are all reading? If not it might be worth meditating on why you think implying I have a small dick, am bad in bed, and am bad at relationships is such a great shot. Like I judge myself by how well I can make women like me. At MABTW of all fucking places…

 
Comment by anon
2007-12-18 00:28:03 - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70

Zardoz said:

Need more visual aids do you? try this one then.
(____*____)

Should be exactly what you want.

What astounding sense of logic you used to refute his argument without resorting to cheap shots or immature insults!!

Your intellect is blinding!

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-18 00:24:47 - IP Man-Hash: 03852b43a9e6c

Me said:

Though you’re right that we men can shape women’s behavior like licorice around a maypole.

If that is the case then you must believe that women only fuck for cash or presents because that is what you have taught them to do. Hmmmm. I guess that’s what you have to do if you can’t offer them any other incentive such as a decent fuck, a decent relationship or an adequate dick size.

 
Comment by Me
2007-12-17 19:26:10 - IP Man-Hash: 92f154686619e

Michael said:

Ah don’t say that. Just answer the question. How can women all be whores if they’re not putting out for all guys, including the “nice guys”. I mean, c’mon, we’d have to assume that the “nice guy” would be spending both time and money on her to buy her affection.

Perhaps she doesn’t put out for the “nice guy” because not only is she not a whore but because she cannot be bought.

That’s it, you know. Women don’t want to be bought, they just want men to see them for who they are. And who they are, are not whores. Perceive a woman as a whore and that is exactly how she’ll act. Perceive her as better than that and you’ll be rewarded. You guys fail at understanding women.

This is an incredibly idealistic vision of womankind. Check out Buss’s “Evolution of Desire” if you actually care to learn what real human mating choices are. Also, there is a difference between what women say they want (sense of humor) and what gets them in bed (Ferrari or whatever). You seem to be thinking about women solely in terms of creating a Successful Relationship (TM) with them, not having sex.

“Women are whores” comes from the obvious female sexual preference for high-status men and therefore your question has a simple answer: because “nice guys” don’t have the right currency. A whore doesn’t sleep with just anybody–she sleeps with who pays her the most. And there is more to income than money.

And there is no basis for your statement “treat a woman like a whore and that’s how she’ll act.” You just pulled that out of your ass. Though you’re right that we men can shape women’s behavior like licorice around a maypole.

 
Comment by Matt
2007-12-17 09:03:54 - IP Man-Hash: 8bd82ce833b0c

Hahaha… This guy has to be joking… No one can take this shit seriously.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-17 08:30:56 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

Need more visual aids do you? try this one then.
(____*____)

Should be exactly what you want.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 06:33:52 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

I haven’t experienced any orgasm from this site so far Zardoz..I guess that means you guys are shit in the sack. Could this be the explanation behind all your woes?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-17 04:44:49 - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5

Michael said:
You guys fail at understanding women.

So do 50% of the men who get divorced and raped at the courts? What the fuck are you talking about? Dumb fuck. We understand women and that is why we are here. Moron.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-17 04:43:12 - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07

Griever said:
Maybe I’ll ask Dick to activate my account. There’s more worthwhile things to read in the forum. And less sifting through bullshit to read something decent by the men and occasional woman on here.

Yeah, I understand what you are referring to and I am not insulting you for responding to Michelle. I am saying, dont waste your time on that imbecile. She is a useless worm trolling the internet who struggles with reality. Dumb bitch.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-17 04:26:22 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

@Michelle: That shit just proves beyond all doubt you’re nothing but a troll in the classic sense. You only try to get a rise out of the people who’ll post their views here. You don’t even give a fuck about women yourself, you’re just one of those lack life nuisance troll posters who crave attention and jerk off every time someone replies to you. So here, enjoy the orgasm this gives you, and fuck off this website.

 
Comment by Michael
2007-12-17 04:19:52 - IP Man-Hash: 99927876a897d

So, you admit all women are not whores. You have made speedy progress with my assistance. No need to thank me. I think you will be alright now.

 
Comment by Griever
2007-12-17 04:14:01 - IP Man-Hash: e38c884de5290

MansVoice said:

I thought that fuckhead said he will be leaving? Don’t entertain the trolls.

*points to lack of posts* Yeah, I’d rather not waste my time.

Sometimes I’m naive enough to believe that not insulting people and attempting to give them thought out responses, they’ll be serious, try to understand, and give the same respect in return if I give them the benefit of doubt. Sadly, even under 10 posts, I’ve only run into immense hypocrisy, my points are ignored, they do NOT attempt to understand, and continue to pollute the site with woman-hating allegations, despite all the comments saying that not all women are whores, evil, etc. And the fact that most people do have the common sense to know that that “all” just means that someone can’t be bothered to be politically correct and write a disclaimer all the time. It should be obvious that not every _____ is a ____.

Maybe I’ll ask Dick to activate my account. There’s more worthwhile things to read in the forum. And less sifting through bullshit to read something decent by the men and occasional woman on here.

 
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