Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.
*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.
I told you Mr. Masterson, women just want attention. Just because they are doing this, does not mean they like you. They want praise and approval.
well yea sum girls might just do this for the attension… but theres also people out there that gives him a picture cause they support him…
I lick dick, bite dick, suck dick, but if I came across this DICK I would beat it with a bat!
Women are violent.
You would, but who said you could.
Talk about a fucking success. Heh…way to go Dick!
woow kinda surprises me theres this few O.o
Kate you are a an idiot trying to look wise. Fail!
Give it up
The men here won’t lie about everything you want to hear. It’s not like you would know the truth anyways.
That takes more grey matter than your tiny brain holds.
YOU ARE THE MAN!
Women are better than men-I’m only 18 and I’m smarter and more well read than all of you morons.
Babe.
That’s an absolute statement. By default, that negates your comment. Hahaha. That’s fantastic.
I don’t think women are better… just maybe.. more realistic
shut ur dirty whore mouth or ill slap u with my man manly man hand
whatever you say love
Chris, stop feeding the internet trolls. If you don’t then successful troll will be successful.
There is a reason why men go for younger women. You may think its’ based on looks but its’ not.
In my case there was one beautiful older woman I dated who was awesome in every regard however by and large “older women” are materialistic, drama addicted, and way too opinionated.
Men go for younger women because the older ones are both immature and corrupt. They cannot change. A younger woman may likewise be immature but she does still have the ability to shake off “bad teachings of modern society” and become something better.
Men go for younger women because younger women represent the largest population of AVAILABLE, SINGLE WOMEN.
Women think it’s for all kinds of OTHER reasons.
But women are stupid.
Hello Chris.Seen any persistently bitchy bitches around lately?
Happy bitchwrangling.
Hey RB. Smile on my face everytime you use that word.
Sure…. ‘persistently bitchy bitches’ are EVERYWHERE. You can’t swing your dick for more than 3 seconds without knocking 10 of them over.
Oh well.
Perhaps they should learn to walk properly in those shoes.
Well, for me, they exist more in this site than in real life.I live in India, which is mercifully still mostly free of them.But even if I do come across any in real life, I would persistently do my best to wrangle them out of their non-senses.
But you CAN’T ‘wrangle them out of their non-senses’ in the real world.
They prefer to live in their imaginations and pretended scenarios.
Wisdom is NOT for everyone.
Especially women who universally don’t even WANT it… and their whole lives are based around COVERING UP the truth about their looks, age, weight and the truth in general.
Women are so content and “happy” to live in their imaginations that it’s one of the number one reasons they are not permitted here.
The best - and most effortless - way to “bitchwrangle” is to IGNORE them in real life. And pay attention to OTHER women instead.
This gives a guy all the freedom in the world…. and instead of wasting his energy on the WRONG women who are not worth his time….. he moves on to a BETTER one.
Drives bitches CRAZY.
And you don’t have to do a fucking thing, argue, wrangle, fight…… you can do it all with a smile on your face. Bitches will hate you for it too.
I’ve been to India. I know it’s not exactly the same over there…. there is still such a thing as arranged marriages and “women who don’t use the mouth”.
But guys in the US have a completely different set of rules. I’m not even American, I just live here. And of all the places I have ever visited in my life (I travelled ALOT) American women are the WORST on a GLOBAL scale….. X 1000.
Chris, don’t feed the trolls.
It’s true what you said, Chris.Thankfully most women I’ve met until now(I’m 24) were not intolerably disgusting, if at all.So I don’t know how to handle them.
As I said, India is still mercifully mostly free from the clutches of those abominable feminists.The bulk of marriages are still arranged marriages, and they keep this country going.Nowadays many people , even some of my friends, tell me that they’ve been in a ‘physical relationship’ with a girl.I still cant be sure what that really means.
Most young people here cant find jobs and have no idea what to do with their life.If a liberal marriage system were introduced here, the country would go to the bitches after all.
I’ve never been to America, but from what I’ve seen of American women in the media, I wouldn’t want to have anything to do with them.By the way where in India have you been?
Speaking of India and arranged marriages….
You MUST Check this out.
http://www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband.php
I doubled over laughing.
‘You have or haven’t had sex?’
‘Have NOT had sex.’
‘Thank you for teaching me the American love.’
‘Indian women don’t use the mouth.’
HAHAHAHAHA!I showed some of my colleagues that, and by the end most of us had pissed in our pants!That was a fucking GEM!Bookmarked.Thanks Chris.I give up.I’m going to the U.S.A tomorrow to learn the fundamentals of American love!
Just finished watching that again.I forgot to add one more line, ‘She is my BOOTA-CALL.’
Holy shit.I nearly died choking on my coffee there…I can’t stop laughing even now.My friend is going to the UK next year and he’s also getting arranged married in December.I’ll play that recording at the wedding ceremony….
Like I said, in India, a ‘physical relationship’ is not ’sex.’And DEFINITELY not using the mouth!
Well then…. if she knows what’s good for her,
she will use the mouth –>> like a sperm vaccuum.
Indian girls are dead shy about sex.Even back home, the ‘modern’ Indian woman talks with horrible American accents, wears skimpy clothes and goes to rock concerts.But get intimate with them, and they’ll immediately become traditional ‘bahu’s and start quoting lines from the Geeta.
I broke up with my girlfriend a month ago.She was also quite ‘modern.’I asked her if she wanted to have sex.She said that I was uncivilised.That was the end of it.
I know my friend and his parents would kill me if I play that rec at his marriage, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!
—-”I asked her if she wanted to have sex.She said that I was uncivilized.”——
Funny.
But quite seriously…..I believe it’s bad Man practice to ASK a woman anything.
If you give someone an opportunity to say “no”, they WILL. Especially women.
I believe (when talking to women) you have to ELIMINATE the question marks.
• “Take off your pants”
• “Turn around and lift your skirt”
• Or just kiss her….. and don’t ask at all.
etc.
No - she is not required to oblige,
but that’s her decision.
What YOU want –>> is NOT “her” decision.
Women WILL say NO if you ask them…
even if the answer would otherwise be YES.
If a woman thinks Sex is “uncivilized” –>> SHE’S GODDAMNED RIGHT IT IS. Making ‘the beast with two backs’ is as PRIMITIVE as two people can possibly get. If there was anything “wrong” with that, everyone in the world would not be doing it.
I am frequently fascinated when hear stories of women who avoid it.
Next time a girl tries to tell you “Sex is uncivilized”, you tell her “YES IT IS… now bend over or get the fuck out”.
Wanna know what ELSE is uncivilized??? Staying in any kind of relationship with an unfulfilling selfish bitch.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
‘No - she is not required to oblige,
but that’s her decision’
If she’d said a plain ‘no’, I’d have understood.Many men and women in India don’t ask each other directly about sex.Many people don’t even want to have sex before marriage.A simple ‘no’ would have been just fine.
What pissed me off real bad is that she said I was uncivilised.She was 21 and a virgin, that was for sure, and not a surprising fact in India.In fact the opposite is surprising here before marriage for women.If she said she was frightened of having sex, or never seen an oldfellow before, or whatever was the true reason, I’d have straightened it out and had sex anyway.But the silly cow just insulted me and said that if I apologised, she was ready to forget the matter.
Everywhere in the world, women are basically the same.It’s the innumerable problems they cause to men that differ from place to place.
Just an FYI - not every woman is after their man’s money >.>
Just ask my boyfriend how many times I’ve paid for dinner, and how many times he asks ME for money <.<
I saw the segment on Dr. Phil, and I agree that SOME women really are as you’ve described… but NOT ALL
and definitely not me
There are decent, wholesome, SMART AND BEAUTIFUL women in the world.
If you walk around with your eyes closed… you wont find them.
Yes there are smart and beautiful women. Most of those women would get a laugh out of this site and see it as the truthful satire it is.
You know what created Dick? People like you that throw tantrums. Almost every female poster here against Dick seems to love dishing out but cannot take it.
I learn to laugh at myself on a daily basis. Without acknowledging my faults I cannot see them and work towards changing them. Women seem to have a really hard time saying “You know what? This is unfair to men!” or “I may not like Dick’s wording but he is right!” Society has taught most women that because they have tits they can pull the “I am right” card in any debate.
Part of being equal is being criticized. Men get measured and judged all the time. Women likewise should have to deal with the same slings and arrows.
Also this is my “equality” manifesto.
1. When you hit someone don’t be shocked when they hit you in turn.
2. When you divorce a man don’t expect him to continue to pay matrimony for you. He has to start his life over too. Since he spent money on you when you were with him he’ll have to do that with the next woman he is interested in. The difference is that woman is willing to stay with him and you have flown the nest. The minute the door shuts behind you accept you are on your own, have to get a job, and be accountable for your actions.
3. If by chance you are worried about becoming “homeless” after a break up always remember it is okay to have your own apartment and date a guy without sacrificing your independence by moving in with him. The later is a choice.
4. Never lie or use your looks to get what you want. You should be paid because you do a great job not because you let the supervisor fuck you. Looks eventually fade and when you can no longer use your wiles you will have to be resourceful, tough, and valuable to your company. It’s okay to be a woman with steel balls. Women with grit and determination that get by on their own grace are the standard of womanly perfection.
5. NEVER get a lynch mob of your friends and boy friends to fight a battle for you. This is dishonorable. If you have started a duel you must finish that duel. Whenever a woman had gaggles of her supporters try doing all her dirty work for her I saw her as a weak whore. However if a woman looks me in the eye and battles me verbally or physically one on one while pulling no cheap shots she’ll have my admiration for life.
6. By all creation it is okay to actually enjoy sex! Don’t do it to manipulate. Don’t always do it for money. Don’t do it to get favoritism. Just do it because you want a good hard fuck! It doesn’t make you less of a female to actually enjoy getting railed!
“Yes there are smart and beautiful women. Most of those women would get a laugh out of this site and see it as the truthful satire it is.”
I agree with you that there are lovely, understanding women who would see the reason and humour behind this site.But as to their number, I am not hopeful.If more women were smart, beautiful and understanding, and less were self-entitled Queen Victorias THEN this site wouldn’t need to exist.Unfortunately that is not the case.So please take your equality manifesto somewhere else.None of the women on this site shall heed it or understand it.
And I need not that satire is often serious, sometimes dead serious, as in many of Dick’s writings.It is not always possible to laugh light-heartedly at satire, irrespective of which side you are on.
Good point RB. There are women that could understand my equality manifesto but the “trolls” that post here likely don’t have the intellect for that.
My biggest problem is the “Queen Victoria complex” as well as women wanting independence yet still expecting us to pick up the tab.
Even some feminists agree that alimony, superficial date expectations, and cruel spoiled bitches never being held accountable for their actions has set back women equality whole decades.
I would have no problems with feminists if they placed women and men at exactly the same level.It doesn’t.They give women rights, reservations and quotas and make them believe that they should be as much like men as possible if they want to be successful in life.Then they say ‘women=men.’
If women and men were meant to be equal, there wouldn’t be women and men.
Well part of equality issue is the acceptance men will be better naturally at some things. If there was no need for both sexes though there would not be two genders.
There are two types of feminism. The most common kind of feminism however is the kind that has ruined this country. The kind that makes women believe they are entitled to their independence yet also SHOULD have chivalry on the side.
They want to be free yet still have everything be handed to them or bought for them as if they were children. Sadly they still believe this when they are “adults”.
True feminism would be women wanting no frills. They would have to evolve by working hard to earn everything. No longer could they bat their eyelashes and get ahead. No longer could they be shown favoritism in the courts. If they wronged a man they would expect that man to get revenge yet not think worse of him for it.
Sadly however…THAT kind of feminism requires effort. As we all know RB most women HATE getting by on the sweat of their brows.
The second kind of feminism does not exist in reality.If it did, women would have done what they do better than men instead of prancing off into the lairs of men.
Oh come now. There have been pirate women, women rulers, and women warriors. They were not common but they were there.
I could wiki examples for you but since anyone can wiki facts its’ not an impressive feat in and of itself.
The second kind of feminism exists but only as a fairy tale exists. Another-words it has been discussed and written down but like a fable it is not real as of yet because it has not been practiced.
Whether we like it or not we DO share earth with women. And without women there would be no breasts, exotic dancers, or getting laid. Even a chauvinist will tell you they are needed for something!
Of course there has been a woman something for every man something.But is it worth raising this point every once in a while?I get tired of this ‘they were there’ bullshit.If they were there, good for them and others, or bad for them and others as the case may be.The area of interest here is of the overwhelming majority.
I’m chauvinistic to a degree, and I have no problem with normal, regular, everyday women if they do what they’re supposed to do.I live in India, so you probably won’t get many of my views, but that’s that.
Just because we have different opinions to a degree does not mean I dislike you. That would be pretty immature on my part RB.
I do see many of your points and even men in a labeled “liberal society” feel the same frustrations as men anywhere else in the world if not more so.
Regardless good tidings!
I’m not saying you disagree wuth or dislike me.I’m just saying that you may not be able to see many things from my POV as we live in different cultures.
That said, I think we, like most other men on this site, agree with each other on many points. but disagree on some.
Good tidings to you too.
Dreaming are you? Nothing wrong with dreaming.
I once did too but reality hit me and I found out that all women are dirty, rotten, lying whores with major imbalances..
Now you can spout off more lies or just fuck off bitch.
Honestly, all of you guys must have been raised by some horrible people because hatred like this can only be brought on by years of abuse and sexual oppression. If men are so smart then why is it that women have made so many advances in technology? was it just dumb luck? I think not.
That sounds plausible, hundreds of men [and quite a few women] MUST have been sexually abused, and in retaliation, have fled to MABTW.com. I mean, who wouldn’t believe that?
Oh, maybe someone with half a brain. Which rules you out.
They have? Like what? You can’t just say something like that and then leave without backing it up. Or can you not back it up?
I do not need to. All I need as evidence is fucktards like you to prove me right.
Oh yeah… The overwhelming evidence that WOMEN have made all these “advancements in technology” is really staggering. The fucking moon landing was all women. A women launched the shuttle into space. The internet was created and made reality by women.
OK whoah. I need to catch my breath for a sec….
So that’s what sarcasm feels like.
Wow. Exhausting.
How to you cunts keep that shit up and STILL manage to be such fat stupid fucks?
Fuck off.
One of the very few - COMPARED to men - advancements in technology whimmin have “created” in recent years is a faster, broadband-enabled, BITCH button to their legislators (”It’s not faaaaair some guy has achieved more than me. It MUST be discriminatioooon.” “I changed my miiiind; I don’t reaally like him much after all. And I don’t uusualllly do this, so I’ll just say he raped me, to vindicate my guilty conscience. After all, with the rape-shield law in place, I can have his name smeared all over the media, all while he gets no due process, and without being convicted yet. Yoo hoo!” “I can commiserate with my forty-something friends on how ‘men our age are pigs for only wanting a twentysomething bimbo,’ while conveniently forgetting the fact so many whimmin who gripe about this passed those same guys up when they (whimmin) were on their career track in their twenties.” ” I can support and march in ‘hands that love don’t hit’ rallies and parades, and conveniently ignore the fact that over 100 longitudinal sociological studies have shown that whimmin initiate domestic violence as often as men (my two cents: WHAT DO you ladies THINK is going to eventually, physically, happen to you when you keep agitating him physically!?).” “I can sit back and accept the fact that whimmin receive two to six times the amount of money, year in and year out, for things like breast cancer research and whimmin’s shelters, even though prostate cancer kills ALMOST as many men each year as breast cancer does whimmin, and far more men remain homeless than whimmin.”
“I can sit back and grin, knowing that in child custody battles, the ‘Family Courts’ will almost reflexively award custody to me, AND make him pay child support and vaginamony; until/unless he can prove he’s a fit and willing parent (WHY should he have to somehow demonstrate this, versus her assumed right!?).” “I can bitch and moan I’m being passed over for promotions and raises, because of seeexismm (even though studies have shown that whimmin in the workplace tend to make choices that will benefit their homelife, while men make choices that will benefit their careers - working longer hours, not taking as many sick days, being more willing to leave town over the weekend to be at that important meeting).” ” I can hold misandrist attitutes and sentiments like ‘men who rape should be castrated! Fuckers!’ Fine, I say. Then what should we do with whimmin who find young children so appealing?” ” Me and my feminist friends can elect MANginas LIKE Joseph Biden, who pass scant facts-supported and initiated laws like the Violence Against Whimmin Act (remember the FACT I noted about this above?) and IMBRA (the International Marriage Broker Regulations Act), because the whimmin of America are getting worried their men are searching offshore for more traditional, less bitchy pastures.” ” I can continue to harp that silly ‘We can do anything a man can do!’ line, while in terms of flat-out non-handicapped ability, the FACTS speak otherwise (To this, I will add, ‘Thank God where I live, the politicians haven’t given-in to the politically correct pressure to let the vaginas into the role of firefighting’ - none of them have EVER been able to pass the entrance test. I mean, this is one of the FEW areas where we HAVEN’T “MOVED THE TEE BOX UP FOR THE LADIES,” just so they could have the illusion of being eeqquaaal (ha!).” I can clack on to my friends about how ridiculous it was for him to go buy that new handgun, because in the coming times, he said, we’ll need it more than ever; while I go out and buy yet MORE redundant, non-white (long lasting) goods - YES, again, like more shoes, trinkets, knick knacks.” “I can yammer on about how inseeensitiiive he is for not wanting to hear me chatter on about ‘how cute Cindy’s baby is, or some other nonsense,’ even though I know he’s had extra work to do at the office lately, and he’s getting the materials together to build our new deck.”
“And they continue to prattle on about how ‘we can do anything a man can do!’ because their little sister defeated their little brother in a game of ping pong one time, “so it MUST be true!’ (whimmin are still under the illusion that they’re better drivers than men, for instance, because men have more collisions than whimmin - whimmin conveniently overlook the fact that men drive (on average, ladies) a lot more miles than whimmin - so men’s accident RATE is actually the same or better, depending on the year).”
So many more examples could apply.Talk about “the myth of male power.”
Anything a man wants, he has to earn. With whimmin, it’s “she who whines loudest, whines best.”
menare - onaverageandinalmosteverycategory - betterthanwhimmin.
That was manlarious.
Bookmarked.
Whenever women in their 30s and 40s insinuate that men are “pigs”, “immature”, “peter pan creeps” etc. for banging teens and girls in their 20s ….. I always make a point of letting them know WOMEN THAT AGE –>> are the MOST AVAILABLE.
Women BELIEVE (and tell each other) there is something WRONG with them when they are 30+ and single. So I can’t help but laugh in their faces when MEN AGREE AND DON’T WANT THEM EITHER.
We look to the LARGEST population of the
MOST attractive women.
Greater odds are better, because women have no business choosing for men anyway! Its the MEN who decide who they want.
Sucks for THOSE OLDER cunts though…… but she shouldn’t have fucked up the last 20 years of her life making shitty choices until no Man wants anything to do with her anymore.
Then she sells her homes and 39 year-old stretched out, leathery vagina at online auctions…. because she’s letting the world know “she’s ready to get married now”.
…. while failing to notice —>> NO MAN WAS PROPOSING FOR A REASON.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Thanks, Chris.
And as usual, you’re spot-on RIGHT!
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
My dad was horrible. But what we become is not always based on our upbringing.
What you doing Ophelia is assuming. Fitting that word has “ass” in it somewhere.
Is there any modesty or ability to understand humor in your fragile mind?
Not everything boils down to sexual opression or abuse. That is girly excuses used for everytyhing.
What is true abuse? Having to hear the ignorance you girls spout off here and in the real world.
Now go get Daddy to tuck you in.
So since you all hate women do you just get together on the weekends and fuck each other, dumb-asses
HEY, MISSY! YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH-ASS MOUTH! NOW GIT BACK IN THE KITCHEN, AND MAKE ME SOME PIIIE!
We get together on the weekends and fuck your mother.
Not her MOTHER.
Gross.
Her DAUGHTER.
MMMMMmmmmmmm
Tight.
No, it’s more fun to untie our wives and make them blow us and then bring us a good sammich afterwards.
L M A O.
the heavy metal chick is funny
btw, it’s weird to have one nude pic outta all of them
Love women, but I gotta agree, after getting fucked over as much as I have you gotta learn to keep em under your thumb!
Ho, Dick!
My friends beat me up for buying your book. LMAO they were like, “WTF EH?!?!”
Haha, ’twas funny.
I’m sorry, Dick. I know I shouldn’t post here but I think what I’m about too say is too much for my tits to hold and I can’t stop myself any longer.
You stupid fucking cunts are the reason that men are better than women, you can’t read, you can’t write, and apparently you can’t even listen when ANYONE including another woman talks.
Each and every one of you come here expecting to prove to this site and anyone who reads the comments that you’re in fact better than men, and all you do is give men [and me even.] something to laugh about.
You’re not smart. You’re not funny. You’re not ‘cool’ so why don’t you take a hint, shut the fuck up, and get the fuck off the site. Take your bullshit to Dr. Phil, he might care.
Why would a ‘intelligent’ person go on a website and waste their time posting a comment on something they don’t agree with? They wouldn’t, that’s why you cunts are doing it.
The reason you get so mad is because you know it’s the truth. Grow up and shut up no one wants to hear your lies and whines.
EDIT: I am re-posting it so it’ll be near the top and hopefully will be read by these idiots.
I love Dick.
Cute, y’know. Trying to fit in with Mr. Dick. I’m sorry, but you’ll never be his equal, so quit trying to whore your mouth out by talking, just suck. Stupid ass.
“Oh, I agree, blahblah, you’re not smart, blahblah, I’m cool because I agree with Mr. Dick, blahblah.”
Please, give it up. You’re the one making women look worse.
Stupid ass.
I’m offended. Never heard an insult quite that intelligent before.
Please, keep on. I’m sure you’re spreading love for women every where with comments like those.
:]
*LOL* Catfight
And here’s one for the “women hate women” arguement.
Good job Kourtney. Except for the K instead of a C you’re pretty classy already.
Damn i think this is the smartest thing i ever seen a women say
besides them calling other women whores
aye…smartest thing women say begins with….”Aman once told me………………”
And the smatest thing to come out of a womans mouth?
Einsteins cock