I am shutting this site down.

Dick. You have me rolling. Absolutely hilarious. Its comedy at its finest when these emo cunts ge worked up. I love it, they have no control of their emotions, while you are real calm.

Pardon the repetition of my comments below gentlemen, sometimes I dont see my comment and then it miraculously appear again. Anyway I love this site, this is one site that doesnt bombo claat fuck around and hit the feminist fools and spoiled stupid bitches directly, keep it up.

I just love to hear see these women screaming, cursing and being pissed off, seeing all that is such sweet entertainment, I love this site

Its so entertaining to hear these women calling screaming, cursing and being pissed off, Im happy that they are pissed off, I love this site

I love this website, I also just love to hear the bitches scream in anger ranting raving and cursing, wow its sweet entertainment.

@ MELISSA – OMFG!!!!!!!!!

Melissa said:

It sounds like . . . . .

I guess . . . .

I think you need to . . .. .

I was just gonna log off and go to bed then you come here totally uninvited and start saying “It sounds like”, “i guess”, and “i think you need to”.

JUST LEAVE. You are not welcome here.
Noone CARES what it “sounds like” to you.
When will you women GET THAT????????

Melissa said:
The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone.
I will make a helper suitable for him.”

LOLOLOL!!!!! A helper?????

Or a fucking HINDERANCE!!!

(OMG I can’t stop laughing)

When MEN don’t want to be alone, we don’t need to look to women for companionship or friendship, and a man who thinks women are HELPERS has got the wrong idea…. wouldn’t you say?? Regardless of God’s initial intent.

God gave Adam a garden of Eden. It was a paradise. He could revel in it and enjoy it it peace, and it would forever be fruitful for him.

Then God made Eve. And she fucked a snake, and had them both banished having ruined everything in exactly the way you women show up here TOTALLY UNINVITED to RUIN EVERYTHING.

Some “helper”.

LEAVE.

But thanks for the giggle….

It sounds like you have been hurt in the past.

I guess maybe by your mother?

I think you need to soften your heart and not worry about if men are better or not.

All this stuff comes from your heart which has been hardened.

I am a woman and I am not going to abuse you because that isn’t right.

All those women that abuse shouldn’t – Because it isn’t going to change anything.

We are here in this earth for a purpose and so I hope you find your god given purpose in life.

18. The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Its funny that my voice message was the second one on here lol. “FUCK YOU”

im not your friend guy

Panda said:
And having a monogamous relationship with a foreign woman is a lot like jumping off a building.

True. Nothing but truth, go to fucking Asia and see how normal women act before you resign yourself to the manholes here. They’re just what they make of themselves – manholes, used-up, over-priced fuck toys. Would you buy a used condom? How about pay double for it?
For God’s sake, go to Asia, see what it’s like. Just leave the country for a few days so you can see how humans act. These manholes are nothing but shit – you’ll be glad you avoided them.
Yeah, great analogy on the gun-or-jump thing. I’d probably try to stone myself to death – like, become the first man to OD on weed. I’m not a stoner, but once again, it’s the best logical choice if you’re suicidal.

LethalTourist said:

Oh man, that shit is priceless. I dont hate women but fuck you make some good points. Good luck with your site, lookin forward to the next update

That is Bulllshit rhetoric

Marriage is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

-Panda

(I hope that quote gets into dick’s next book.)

studioline said:

Panda said:

God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

Yea,

And they still got Social Matrix in their brain. They give it to you because they hope you have the competence, to free them form it. The question still ramins the same; what will you do for them after you f… them?

If ever there was a woman worth putting a leash on, she was not born on american (or “western”) soil.

I’m not telling you to do it. But if you are going to kill yourself, don’t shoot yourself. Jump off a building. At least have some fun doing it. And having a monogamous relationship with a foreign woman is a lot like jumping off a building.

son of the suns said:

Castro used his 17 starving communists to wage guerilla warfare against an arrogant money enemy intoxicated by power and American tourist wealth.

If they simply spoke nothing would have changed.

Power comes through the end of a gun.

I like where this is going.

Castro used his 17 starving communists to wage guerilla warfare against an arrogant money enemy intoxicated by power and American tourist wealth.

If they simply spoke nothing would have changed.

Power comes through the end of a gun.

yeah; that’s right@!! let’s go dating and fu*k hot pussies on _ Millionaireloves.com_ to show the real dominance of our men!!LOL

Risk said:

There is actually this one commercial that has some truth to it and it says “In the moment of truth, you keep it short”. Thats mantruth right there and it explains why women never can keep it short.

The only time a woman has a moment of truth she bitches.

studioline said:

Arbalest said:

While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

Hi there Arbalest

Im glad you agree with the group idea

Would you be interested in writing an email do Dick, as I described in the previous post?

I can agree that they don’t feel the shame, at lest not all of them. But they still realize, that they have fuc ed it up. For ex according to Doubt in her previous post, 99 percent of men are manholes. And if so, that’s the result of women’s 40 plus years long struggle. They are not going to fix it, not because they are bitches but because they simply don’t know how. They are lost themselves in The Social Matrix like babies in the fog. They hope that we men can fix it. They cry for help, like the one lady who called Dick in the third voicemail and asked him to f… her ass, just because she hopes, that there is a guy somewhere who is competent. She is the one who is ashamed, because she started by asking not to play her message, to the public.

Panda said:

God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

Yea,

And they still got Social Matrix in their brain. They give it to you because they hope you have the competence, to free them form it. The question still ramins the same; what will you do for them after you f… them?

son of the suns said:

studioline is too optimistic to survive.

I dont like Fidel at all, but he can be used as a good example. He started his thing having only 17 men. 17 that’s a group. Those 17 guys were scared like shit, but he told them this; we have a group of 17 men, it’s enough to do it. By definition a group are 2 people. All you need to do is just take a vote. Are you too scared to do that, for freedom?

Anonymous age 66 said:

Has anyone ever heard of a tribal black person running down to the beach, and demanding to be whipped, chained, and dragged off to the US to work for an owner who lounges around demanding more work, while treating the slave like s**t?

Yet, every day allegedly educated and informed American men do almost exactly that.

Absolutely right to the every single word. And why men keep being woman’s slaves? Especially because American women believe they deserve more than just a man slave. It’s like knowing of doing wrong and still doing it anyway.

studioline is too optimistic to survive.

Has anyone ever heard of a tribal black person running down to the beach, and demanding to be whipped, chained, and dragged off to the US to work for an owner who lounges around demanding more work, while treating the slave like s**t?

Yet, every day allegedly educated and informed American men do almost exactly that.

God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

Arbalest said:

While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

Hi there Arbalest

Im glad you agree with the group idea

Would you be interested in writing an email do Dick, as I described in the previous post?

no manhole said:

studioline said:

But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

Studioline: 1.) I’m a man, and 2.) I’m a little hesitant to associate with guys that hit women, as you indicated you did in an earlier post. However, I think Master Dick will appreciate any ideas for a gathering that you may have. I think you can email him directly. Good luck, no manhole.

PS Change “social matrix” to “social milieu” in your writing.
PPS Ive noticed that Polish women, or american women of Polish decent can be pretty hot. Kudos to your geneology.

Hey there,

You know how the saying goes; those who are hesitant stay hesitant.

Good idea with an email; let’s both send him this idea, two of us is alredy a group.

There is an icon in the Mail to Dick window, called YOUR SITE, so let’s both put there title; GROUP PROJECT.

And if there is more guys interested in a group, let’s all write to Dick about our ideas.

It also can be just a vote stating someones intent, to be a member of that group.

studioline said:

Doubt said:

manhole said:

[Nazi analogy]

How ironic.

Hi There NO manhole,

First thank you for responding to the idea of a group. I’ m in for any idea that involves group.

I won’t get much into group theory now, but only point out that this is how women think; If for ex you are writing a post here a woman is going to say that you are a freak. Because for her it’s 1on1 interaction despite a fact that this 1on1 convo is taking place on en interent forum. For her its still 1on1, wgere she has a group behind her back, meaning The Social Matrix, therefore because she belongs to a group and speaks as a group, therefore she is right and you are a freak of nature.

But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

Look at her comment, she said Nazzi analogy, how ironic. She said that, because women realize , that all they managed, to do for the last 40 years, they created another Nazi group, that supresses men. How does that make them feel? They are ashamed and frustrated, cos they know they failed. Feminism was supposed to make everybody happy, insted now there is no feminism only a pathology that abuses faminism logo, and men hate women, so much that the whole country is about to colapse from the inside. But they are also affraid, that onece we raise up, we will do the same for them, and that is what they are afriad of. Let’s not make the same mistake, but learn from their’s mistakes. It’s easy to do if we do it right.

studioline said:

Doubt said:

manhole said:

[Nazi analogy]

How ironic.

Hi There NO manhole,

First thank you for responding to the idea of a group. I’ m in for any idea that involves group.

I won’t get much into group theory now, but only point out that this is how women think; If for ex you are writing a post here a woman is going to say that you are a freak. Because for her it’s 1on1 interaction despite a fact that this 1on1 convo is taking place on en interent forum. For her its still 1on1, wgere she has a group behind her back, meaning The Social Matrix, therefore because she belongs to a group and speaks as a group, therefore she is right and you are a freak of nature.

But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

Look at her comment, she said Nazzi analogy, how ironic. She said that, because women realize , that all they managed, to do for the last 40 years, they created another Nazi group, that supresses men. How does that make them feel? They are ashamed and frustrated, cos they know they failed. Feminism was supposed to make everybody happy, insted now there is no feminism only a pathology that abuses faminism logo, and men hate women, so much that the whole country is about to colapse from the inside. But they are also affraid, that onece we raise up, we will do the same for them, and that is what they are afriad of. Let’s not make the same mistake, but learn from their’s mistakes. It’s easy to do if we do it right.

While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

Doubt said:

http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt

Twerp.

studioline said:

But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

Studioline: 1.) I’m a man, and 2.) I’m a little hesitant to associate with guys that hit women, as you indicated you did in an earlier post. However, I think Master Dick will appreciate any ideas for a gathering that you may have. I think you can email him directly. Good luck, no manhole.

PS Change “social matrix” to “social milieu” in your writing.
PPS Ive noticed that Polish women, or american women of Polish decent can be pretty hot. Kudos to your geneology.

Doubt said:

no manhole said:

Master Dick should consider having a meeting, somewhere in the US this year. It might be fun if we all goose-stepped past Master Dick as he’s watching from the balcony, with his adoring girlfriend by his side. Arm bands with the male> female logo are optional.

http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt

Hi there Doubt,

Do you have something to say to me?

If yes, don’t be a stranger, write it out.

I know a funny joke,

Q; two fat women are drowning, what are you gonna do?
- continue you lunch
- read on your newspaper
- both?

;))

no manhole said:

Master Dick should consider having a meeting, somewhere in the US this year. It might be fun if we all goose-stepped past Master Dick as he’s watching from the balcony, with his adoring girlfriend by his side. Arm bands with the male> female logo are optional.

http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt

Doubt said:

manhole said:

[Nazi analogy]

How ironic.

Hi There NO manhole,

First thank you for responding to the idea of a group. I’ m in for any idea that involves group.

I won’t get much into group theory now, but only point out that this is how women think; If for ex you are writing a post here a woman is going to say that you are a freak. Because for her it’s 1on1 interaction despite a fact that this 1on1 convo is taking place on en interent forum. For her its still 1on1, wgere she has a group behind her back, meaning The Social Matrix, therefore because she belongs to a group and speaks as a group, therefore she is right and you are a freak of nature.

But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.

First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.

Look at her comment, she said Nazzi analogy, how ironic. She said that, because women realize , that all they managed, to do for the last 40 years, they created another Nazi group, that supresses men. How does that make them feel? They are ashamed and frustrated, cos they know they failed. Feminism was supposed to make everybody happy, insted now there is no feminism only a pathology that abuses faminism logo, and men hate women, so much that the whole country is about to colapse from the inside. But they are also affraid, that onece we raise up, we will do the same for them, and that is what they are afriad of. Let’s not make the same mistake, but learn from their’s mistakes. It’s easy to do if we do it right.

manhole said:

[Nazi analogy]

How ironic.

Master Dick should consider having a meeting, somewhere in the US this year. It might be fun if we all goose-stepped past Master Dick as he’s watching from the balcony, with his adoring girlfriend by his side. Arm bands with the male> female logo are optional.

To Dick and all men
It is obvious that men’s achievements surpass women’s.
So how come women have managed to enslave us, at least for last decades. If we are so smart, so how come that happened and women just take what we have, all of it? What’s the point in going to the moon, or conquering the universe if we stay being slaves?
It’s because women are better than man in one thing. They were not afraid, to take a stand. So what are we afraid of? That we wont get pussy? Women also want Dick even more that we want pussy. Even lesbians can’t do it without a dick. But they were able to withhold theirs itching as long as it took to take a stand.
At some point we also have to take a stand. Dick Masters showed us it is possible. He went to TV show and spoke for us. And you know what? He is still alive. The only thing that happened was that women found out, that there is a man, who is not happy with being a women’s slave. But we are all unhappy, so why can’t we take a stand. Dick Masterson could take a stand. Women some time ago could take a stand. We man could go to the moon, but, as yet we couldn’t take a stand?
I m asking What the f… is that?
But more over I know that You too are asking What the f… is that.
Are we going to just keep asking, or are we going to do something about it? We men?
Can you imagine things getting even worse than what they are now? I know I can’t and I know you can’t too. So what are we waiting for???
Man are better in organizing things? So why don’t we organize and stand up. Not just Dick Masterson but we all men as a group.
The time is now.
So why don’t we first start, by asking Dick to create a topic on this site, and write down ideas how we are going to do this. Then chose one idea and stick to it. Dick Masterson would be deciding which idea.
For example I remember what once my ex gf told me; If men stop chasing girls for a month, girls would start chasing men, because, that is how much they like it. This are her words, to show you guys how simple this can be.
Then we need to see how many of us are together, and make it an official. For example one million men in USA let’s say Dick Masterson group, announce, they wont chase women for entire January of 2009.
Can we at least do that or something like this, so before when we die we can look back and say I did something and I’m not dying as a slave. Many men before us who many times gave their life for a right cause, showed us, that Men are who they are, because they are able to act, instead of just flapping their mouth, like bitches.
The paradox is this; is pussy more important to you, than you freedom? Guess what you don’t even have to die this time to take a stand, and in return you will get more pussy than you can ever handle.
Dick my Respect! To you, because of what you did.

Dr. Phil said:

Let me clarify my post. I’m not saying you should go rock the jaw of any bitch you meet. you will certainly find yourself on the fast track to ass ramming prison since you’re a man and since I guess going around doing that to random innocent people is wrong. No, what I’m trying to express is that there’s a serious lack of ‘no-nonsense’ these days with women, that willingness to put a woman in her place because men today have been brainwashed by feminists to be, well, pussies towards women who will gladly abuse this whole stupid idea as much as possible. In little ways we can begin to change back to the way it should be, maybe boycotting women for a month (as unrealistic as it seems) would be a good way to make that kind of statement.

And why that – boycotting women for a month, should be unrealistic. There are NO real reasons to think that.

If it’s true that men are sick and tired of being unawarded women’s slaves, and if it’s true, that men are better than women, and women could organise and that’s a fact, So it must also be true, that we can organise and say NO MORE of this oppression.

Dick Masterson could do it all by himself, he went there just alone and faced a group of hostile women. But if you watch closer you will see that some women, only smiled. Why? because, they know he’s got a point there. Word “imposible” is just a reflection of one’s mind, it doesn’t have anything to the reality. Before Dick M, men probobly did not believe that it is possible to go on TV show and say what he said. So how many proofs do you men need?

And do you know why some women call Dick, names and are hostile? Because they think he is alone. They don’t even realize that all men and not only in USA but aroud the world, think like him. We just need to tell them that, but only as a group, then they will understand. Because right now they do not understand. Beause whenever a man speaks, he speaks alone, so it seems like he is a freak, against a group, which are women. And women are suprisd to hear that men are not satisfyed, because, the social matrix tells them, that they are doing just fine. The believe for ex that hiting a man in his balls is fine, because then he surely will fall in love and such. And this is not what a single woman thinks, by herself and to herself, but this is what she does, because, that’s what she’s been told, so she is just acting out according to her group.

How suprised would you be if I told you, that smarter women, already know that what their group is doing is totaly screved wrong?? But they look at as men and think, well guys don’t complain, so it must be correct. Only the stupid ones really think that this is really correct. Just listen to voicemails, Have you heard a single woman, who sounded smart or even educated? No!!

Personally I was always suprised, how come, guys who are smart, who know all this what I said and who always were able, to achieve anything, because they knew, that they must act as a group, didn’t make by now a group in this one area of life.

I welcome your ideas, how we are going to do this, and for those who didn’t see my previous post I’m including it below;

Zaphod said:

It just warms my Man heart watching as the unfiltered truth can piss off so many people all at once.
The part that really stuns them is the basic “politically incorrect” way that the MAN message is given.
Straight to the POINT!
No bullshit, no frills, no fillers or preservatives.
The TRUTH upside the head with a two by four.

Keep up the great work!!
Zaphod

There is actually this one commercial that has some truth to it and it says “In the moment of truth, you keep it short”. Thats mantruth right there and it explains why women never can keep it short.

My mom drives my dad to Pitt games, but only because he is handicapped. He would drive otherwise.

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

no manhole said:

Dr. Phil said:

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.

Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.

Wrong. Battery is never called for. Ever. If you do it, your dropping to a level beneath her. Just dump her. Another way to go is just verbally put her down, and give her the reason for it, say it will escalate until she stops.

Maybe Dick can sell you some wife-beater underwear with the male > female logo on it.

That’s bullshit retoric women created to hide behind. Not only that, it’s complete sexism, women have no qualms about hitting men or children, there’s no reason we should have any for hitting them. I’m going for equality, I won’t hit anyone who doesn’t give me a reason to, that’s all. If a woman expects to act like a bitch and get away with it by suddenly acting all weak when she pisses off the wrong person, she deserves the shit beat out of her, same as a guy.

A women should not hit her children, unless the mother and father decide together to insititute corporeal punishment. The way I look at it is this. If a man hits his girlfriend for any reason, he’s a pussy. The reason is that he didn’t have the guts to leave her and be alone on his own. Being alone is far more manly than hitting a girl.

If she strikes you then yes leave her, or slap (not hit) her back. But for no reason ever a man should strike a woman first. Thats like telling the cops its OK to beat the shit -up if a man that swears at them.

First, Thank you Dr. Phill, I would gladly drink a beer, with You. And maybe someday we will, the only thing is Im polish and live in Poland.

As far as what you wrote and others, I also want to contibute to the topic of hiting women. I personally never hit a woman, untill I realized that this is what woman absolutely adore, and now women I have relationship with always tell me, that hiting them is absolutely mandatory, to have a healthy relationsip. And like everything alse hiting a woman has to be done right. As a matter of fact when a woman starts a conversation about this hiting issue, she is trying to find out if you are the man.

Im not going to start writing now a seduction course, but plese remember thet everything you know about women comes from the social Matrix of which I wrote in other posts here on this site, so everything that comes form the social Matrix, has to be wrong. I have also saved my posts written here, so if any of you guys want those posts I can send it to you via email. All you need to do is just set up an email adress, so I send you email there, and even if someone will spam it, it won’t be your primary email adress.

And as you can hear for yourslef in the third voicemail to Dick Masterson, there is a woman speaking, who wants Dick M. to shove up his dick into her ass, so what I’m saying here is true. And as far as anal sex, if you know how to do it right, women wont stop asking you for it. The anal sex and hiting are just some in many things you need to do for a woman if you want to have her love respect and heathy relationship.

But this whole writing is for nothing if you guys form USA, are not going to stand up for yourself as a group.

manhole said:
[TL;DR]

Why did the manhole return the vibrator?
It chipped her teeth.
***
There is no shortage of manholes in the West. In fact, there may be more manholes than people.
***
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest manhole, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
***
Q: How many manhole jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
***
Q: What’s wrong with manhole jokes?
A: Manholes don’t think they’re funny and people don’t think they’re jokes.
***
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving manholes?
A: Skeet.
***
Q: What do you throw to a drowning manhole?
A: Her partners.
***
Q: What do you have if three manholes are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
***
Q: What’s the difference between a manhole and a vulture?
A: The manhole gets frequent flyer miles.
***
Q: If you have a bad manhole, why not get a new one?
A: Changing manholes is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.
***
Q: How does a manhole sleep?
A: First she lies on one side and then on the other.
***
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of manholes goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
***
Q: What’s the difference between a manhole and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
***
There are two kinds of manholes: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
***
Isn’t it a shame how 99% of the manholes give the whole profession a bad name.
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If two manholes were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/queerjokes.txt

“You gay faggot, your dick is small.”

-Every angry woman

Ju know vut tho, I tried to slap my bitch acrross ze face and she made me shit my pants for tryying to touch her… ju guys better vatch out for your bitches, zey do not play around, american vomen are tough zen my people.
has anyvone seen my pants?

Yea if you guys are so discontent with your ladies, come over by me, I have a wide open oppportunity for you to see how much greener and shaved this grass is!

Ju know vut tho, I tried to slap my bitch acrross ze face and she made me shit my pants for tryying to touch her… ju guys better vatch out for your bitches, zey do not play around, american vomen are tough zen my people.
has anyvone seen my pants?

now darling Dick, surely you are controlling your words on here, I dont want u getting out of hand and crying to me later again!
xoxo

Ju, Ju are very nasty! Vut kind of woMAn are ju?
Tadpoles, vut is zat?
Vhere arre ju coming frrom my friend

I agree, I hate being a women, I want to be a MAN. I have a deep voice right now, and hair in places i didn’t think existed, plus…
I seem to be growing a Sac in my genital area!? I don’t get it? I’m such a dude!!
Dear God,
Make me a dude?!
I don’t even get my period anymore… tadpoles come out of me instead? what is that?

Ze both of jus are crrazzee for saying such tings. Who ze fuck is Hiter? vut is a Zee Kail? I dont underrstand zis vebsite? vhere did it come frrom? who made it? vhy is it here? vhere are my pants?
I lost my dildo?
Somebody help me vith that ok? not zis mumbo jumbo Hail bullchit!
Thank ju Come Again!

ju are not funny… ju tink ju are zee only one in zis vorld…
let me tell ju somesting… Allah did not let me brring my beautiful vifes into zee country, i tink u are greatly mistaken my frriend… Hitler is vhat made us male speciecies so vonderful, dont fuk it oop… Zee Kail
Hail Hitler

We kill all countrys that give freedom to any man and woman. Allah only gives leadership to deserving Indian men. Hail Hitler

I hate women they shall bow down, that is why we will kill your country

Dog Juambo said:

Dick my good man I believe you overlooked something.
‘In what job would it be so reckless to switch the number of men and women. There isn’t one.’
Sir you obviously forgot about the oldest professional around, prostitution. Switching of number of each gender there would truly suck and I’m sure many will agree.

You’re right about that. When discussing women, I usually discount babies and sex as a matter of course.

-Dick

I agree on the hitting part, hitting a women is the same as hitting a guy much smaller than you. In school we called them bullies.

If it’s just like that sure, I’ld agree, but if the skinny guy instigates the fight and then brings up that old line about hitting a guy with glasses, he would deserve it, right? Same with a woman, if she starts going in a guy’s face, goes on about how she’s going to kick his ass, and THEN brings up that boys don’t hit girls bullshit, she deserves it. That’s not bullying, that’s self-defense.

Women mouth offf becuase they simply believe they are not accountable for anything they do.

Dick my good man I believe you overlooked something.
‘In what job would it be so reckless to switch the number of men and women. There isn’t one.’
Sir you obviously forgot about the oldest professional around, prostitution. Switching of number of each gender there would truly suck and I’m sure many will agree.

Monumrnt said:

Zaphod said:

Keep up the great work!!
Zaphod

Zaphod my old friend, long time no see! How are you old buddy!!? are the music makers creeps still existent?

Sorry Monumrnt, I dont know who you are, but a I will gladly shake the hand of any fellow man as long as he is willing to “see” the truth.
Hope ya find the other Zaphod,,,

Let me clarify my post. I’m not saying you should go rock the jaw of any bitch you meet. you will certainly find yourself on the fast track to ass ramming prison since you’re a man and since I guess going around doing that to random innocent people is wrong. No, what I’m trying to express is that there’s a serious lack of ‘no-nonsense’ these days with women, that willingness to put a woman in her place because men today have been brainwashed by feminists to be, well, pussies towards women who will gladly abuse this whole stupid idea as much as possible. In little ways we can begin to change back to the way it should be, maybe boycotting women for a month (as unrealistic as it seems) would be a good way to make that kind of statement.

Drew said:
Sad….so sad….!!

You always were and always will be an Aussie fuck-clown.
By the way, it is Avril 14th and the crew follows the word ‘dick’ of the artists… no?

Zaphod said:

Keep up the great work!!
Zaphod

Zaphod my old friend, long time no see! How are you old buddy!!? are the music makers creeps still existent?

Drew said:

Women are better then men. And this website shows how low men will go just for the thought of being better then women….lol.
Sad….so sad….!!

What…the…fuck…

It just warms my Man heart watching as the unfiltered truth can piss off so many people all at once.
The part that really stuns them is the basic “politically incorrect” way that the MAN message is given.
Straight to the POINT!
No bullshit, no frills, no fillers or preservatives.
The TRUTH upside the head with a two by four.

Keep up the great work!!
Zaphod

I agree on the hitting part, hitting a women is the same as hitting a guy much smaller than you. In school we called them bullies.

I agree 100%, being single is much more manly than putting up with some bitches bullshit! Dont settle for anything less than a real women, not some feminist pig.

Another great idea posting the phone messages, you got a great business mind Dick. The look on that dumb bitches face in the video is fucking priceless!!!

Arbalest said:

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

no manhole said:

Dr. Phil said:

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.

Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.

Wrong. Battery is never called for. Ever. If you do it, your dropping to a level beneath her. Just dump her. Another way to go is just verbally put her down, and give her the reason for it, say it will escalate until she stops.

Maybe Dick can sell you some wife-beater underwear with the male > female logo on it.

That’s bullshit retoric women created to hide behind. Not only that, it’s complete sexism, women have no qualms about hitting men or children, there’s no reason we should have any for hitting them. I’m going for equality, I won’t hit anyone who doesn’t give me a reason to, that’s all. If a woman expects to act like a bitch and get away with it by suddenly acting all weak when she pisses off the wrong person, she deserves the shit beat out of her, same as a guy.

A women should not hit her children, unless the mother and father decide together to insititute corporeal punishment. The way I look at it is this. If a man hits his girlfriend for any reason, he’s a pussy. The reason is that he didn’t have the guts to leave her and be alone on his own. Being alone is far more manly than hitting a girl.

If she strikes you then yes leave her, or slap (not hit) her back. But for no reason ever a man should strike a woman first. Thats like telling the cops its OK to beat the shit -up if a man that swears at them.

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

no manhole said:

Dr. Phil said:

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.

Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.

Wrong. Battery is never called for. Ever. If you do it, your dropping to a level beneath her. Just dump her. Another way to go is just verbally put her down, and give her the reason for it, say it will escalate until she stops.

Maybe Dick can sell you some wife-beater underwear with the male > female logo on it.

That’s bullshit retoric women created to hide behind. Not only that, it’s complete sexism, women have no qualms about hitting men or children, there’s no reason we should have any for hitting them. I’m going for equality, I won’t hit anyone who doesn’t give me a reason to, that’s all. If a woman expects to act like a bitch and get away with it by suddenly acting all weak when she pisses off the wrong person, she deserves the shit beat out of her, same as a guy.

Eye for an eye and all that shit.

If a bitch gives you a slap across the cheek, never hesitate to give one back.

Arbalest said:

no manhole said:

Dr. Phil said:

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.

Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.

Wrong. Battery is never called for. Ever. If you do it, your dropping to a level beneath her. Just dump her. Another way to go is just verbally put her down, and give her the reason for it, say it will escalate until she stops.

Maybe Dick can sell you some wife-beater underwear with the male > female logo on it.

no manhole said:

Dr. Phil said:

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.

Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.

Women are better then men. And this website shows how low men will go just for the thought of being better then women….lol.
Sad….so sad….!!

So, im 20 and never got in a car crash. One day i was with this one chick, and she wanted to go to a tattoo shop. She said she knew where it was so i let her drive, big mistake, She ended up rear ending a truck… lol well thats what i thought of when i heard this.

Dr. Phil said:

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.

@studioline.

I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.

Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.

Oh man, that shit is priceless. I dont hate women but fuck you make some good points. Good luck with your site, lookin forward to the next update

To Dick and all men
It is obvious that men’s achievements surpass women’s.
So how come women have managed to enslave us, at least for last decades. If we are so smart, so how come that happened and women just take what we have, all of it? What’s the point in going to the moon, or conquering the universe if we stay being slaves?
It’s because women are better than man in one thing. They were not afraid, to take a stand. So what are we afraid of? That we wont get pussy? Women also want Dick even more that we want pussy. Even lesbians can’t do it without a dick. But they were able to withhold theirs itching as long as it took to take a stand.
At some point we also have to take a stand. Dick Masters showed us it is possible. He went to TV show and spoke for us. And you know what? He is still alive. The only thing that happened was that women found out, that there is a man, who is not happy with being a women’s slave. But we are all unhappy, so why can’t we take a stand. Dick Masterson could take a stand. Women some time ago could take a stand. We man could go to the moon, but, as yet we couldn’t take a stand?
I m asking What the f… is that?
But more over I know that You too are asking What the f… is that.
Are we going to just keep asking, or are we going to do something about it? We men?
Can you imagine things getting even worse than what they are now? I know I can’t and I know you can’t too. So what are we waiting for???
Man are better in organizing things? So why don’t we organize and stand up. Not just Dick Masterson but we all men as a group.
The time is now.
So why don’t we first start, by asking Dick to create a topic on this site, and write down ideas how we are going to do this. Then chose one idea and stick to it. Dick Masterson would be deciding which idea.
For example I remember what once my ex gf told me; If men stop chasing girls for a month, girls would start chasing men, because, that is how much they like it. This are her words, to show you guys how simple this can be.
Then we need to see how many of us are together, and make it an official. For example one million men in USA let’s say Dick Masterson group, announce, they wont chase women for entire January of 2009.
Can we at least do that or something like this, so before when we die we can look back and say I did something and I’m not dying as a slave. Many men before us who many times gave their life for a right cause, showed us, that Men are who they are, because they are able to act, instead of just flapping their mouth, like bitches.
The paradox is this; is pussy more important to you, than you freedom? Guess what you don’t even have to die this time to take a stand, and in return you will get more pussy than you can ever handle.
Dick my Respect! To you.

Sweet Jesus H. Christ!!!!… Love your work Dr. Masterson, truly blinded by the brilliance and humbly grateful for the insight. Just in case that poor “disabled” man is listening or “reading” I wanted to extend my heartfelt condolences to him for the obvious misery he must experience on a daily basis. I couldn’t imagine the horror of being locked up with that rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth ferret that wipes his ass and feeds him. Can you possibly imagine the humiliation of having to not only have your ass wiped by another person but to then have to be reminded about how grateful you should be for the “services”…..Sweet Jesus H. Christ if I were disabled and had to be locked up with that maggot I would be reaching for the rusty sardine can so I could hack my wrists open and escape the misery…..fuck!!!…I hope the poor bastard isn’t quadreplegic……keep up the good work Dr. Masterson. (BTW…..I absolutely love the soothing background piano work….has me reaching for a large scotch and a cigar)

*Typo*

Don calling from the frozen wastelands of Alberta (Manville):

“Thats one fucking thing men do better than women and thats drilling for oil to provide the energy needs for all those fucking hair dryers and shopping malls that women stumble around in”.

Priceless! Fuck women

Man, this call in thing was one of the best ideas ever! Always hilarious to listen to.

Don calling from the frozen wastelands of Alberta (Manville):

“Thats one fucking thing men do better than men and thats drilling for oil to provide the energy needs for all those fucking hair dryers and shopping malls that women stumble around in”.

Priceless! Fuck women.

I’ll add that, above all else, I think manholes choose to be stupid. Sure, there may be some societal relations, but above their pampered childhood, their pathetic character, they just want to be a dumb fuck.
I just can’t comprehend any other way. How is it that a manhole could be so stupid when she has no ‘diagnosable’ neurological illness and she is an ‘academic’ achiever?
She’s SOL if she wants to become a productive member of society now, but I think their poor life decisions would be more stinging to them than any manufactured ‘daddy moments’ or ‘almost-raped experiences.’ No, the guilt is nothing to them, it’s the knowledge that they had every single thing going for them – a fucking society that crowns mediocrity as superiority – and they still were too fucking lazy to make anything of it. No, they’re content to run their hair dryers and stumble around their mini-malls.
It amazes me still how irrelevant ’status’ is to society. The cab driver, Alberta man, etc. were each brilliant in his own way. I couldn’t elevate one over the other in that bullshit feminist-superior scale, and I mean, who gives a shit?
They’re both brilliant people. In short, very inspiring and well fucking done; I have what a Valley Girl would call ‘nerd work’ to do. I can’t fucking believe that I actually felt like a loser for wanting to not be a dumbshit.
Heh, society is so fucked up now. You get more status living off of welfare than you do as a shoe shiner or something. There’s a chart of that somewhere.
Above:
Rambling post; best read between droughts of cough syrup and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, those are the fucking chick drinks now; for little teenage sociopaths who think the justice system is a god-damn revolving door.

Never heard anything like it; quality and educational entertainment.