Dick’s Voice Mail #2
I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.
Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.
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I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.
Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.
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I agree on the hitting part, hitting a women is the same as hitting a guy much smaller than you. In school we called them bullies.
I agree 100%, being single is much more manly than putting up with some bitches bullshit! Dont settle for anything less than a real women, not some feminist pig.
Another great idea posting the phone messages, you got a great business mind Dick. The look on that dumb bitches face in the video is fucking priceless!!!
A women should not hit her children, unless the mother and father decide together to insititute corporeal punishment. The way I look at it is this. If a man hits his girlfriend for any reason, he’s a pussy. The reason is that he didn’t have the guts to leave her and be alone on his own. Being alone is far more manly than hitting a girl.
If she strikes you then yes leave her, or slap (not hit) her back. But for no reason ever a man should strike a woman first. Thats like telling the cops its OK to beat the shit -up if a man that swears at them.
That’s bullshit retoric women created to hide behind. Not only that, it’s complete sexism, women have no qualms about hitting men or children, there’s no reason we should have any for hitting them. I’m going for equality, I won’t hit anyone who doesn’t give me a reason to, that’s all. If a woman expects to act like a bitch and get away with it by suddenly acting all weak when she pisses off the wrong person, she deserves the shit beat out of her, same as a guy.
Eye for an eye and all that shit.
If a bitch gives you a slap across the cheek, never hesitate to give one back.
Wrong. Battery is never called for. Ever. If you do it, your dropping to a level beneath her. Just dump her. Another way to go is just verbally put her down, and give her the reason for it, say it will escalate until she stops.
Maybe Dick can sell you some wife-beater underwear with the male > female logo on it.
Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.
Women are better then men. And this website shows how low men will go just for the thought of being better then women….lol.
Sad….so sad….!!
So, im 20 and never got in a car crash. One day i was with this one chick, and she wanted to go to a tattoo shop. She said she knew where it was so i let her drive, big mistake, She ended up rear ending a truck… lol well thats what i thought of when i heard this.
Don’t hit her. Just warn her, if she acts up again, give her a second chance,if she acts up again, dump her. Besides, shes going to leave you anyway if you hit her. Slugging women is what pussies do.
@studioline.
I want to buy you a beer, buddy. You couldn’t be more right. The problem is that this generation of men, me included, has been groomed from birth to never ever lay a finger on women, period. We’re going to have a hard time unlearning what’s been deeply ingrained in us, in that it is perfectly fine to sock a bitch who’s doing that little pitiful arm flailing thing women do or worse women’s patented verbal assaults (certainly if a man were screaming insults at a woman, he’d be arrested.) I can already sense some reading this and having their feminist program activated in their brain alerting them to “never hit girls!” etc. Well, if we want to evolve as men we’re going to have to cut that shit out, I’m telling you.
Brilliant voicemails from those of us in the trenches every damn day, and I’m definitely looking forward to more, Dick.
Oh man, that shit is priceless. I dont hate women but fuck you make some good points. Good luck with your site, lookin forward to the next update
To Dick and all men
It is obvious that men’s achievements surpass women’s.
So how come women have managed to enslave us, at least for last decades. If we are so smart, so how come that happened and women just take what we have, all of it? What’s the point in going to the moon, or conquering the universe if we stay being slaves?
It’s because women are better than man in one thing. They were not afraid, to take a stand. So what are we afraid of? That we wont get pussy? Women also want Dick even more that we want pussy. Even lesbians can’t do it without a dick. But they were able to withhold theirs itching as long as it took to take a stand.
At some point we also have to take a stand. Dick Masters showed us it is possible. He went to TV show and spoke for us. And you know what? He is still alive. The only thing that happened was that women found out, that there is a man, who is not happy with being a women’s slave. But we are all unhappy, so why can’t we take a stand. Dick Masterson could take a stand. Women some time ago could take a stand. We man could go to the moon, but, as yet we couldn’t take a stand?
I m asking What the f… is that?
But more over I know that You too are asking What the f… is that.
Are we going to just keep asking, or are we going to do something about it? We men?
Can you imagine things getting even worse than what they are now? I know I can’t and I know you can’t too. So what are we waiting for???
Man are better in organizing things? So why don’t we organize and stand up. Not just Dick Masterson but we all men as a group.
The time is now.
So why don’t we first start, by asking Dick to create a topic on this site, and write down ideas how we are going to do this. Then chose one idea and stick to it. Dick Masterson would be deciding which idea.
For example I remember what once my ex gf told me; If men stop chasing girls for a month, girls would start chasing men, because, that is how much they like it. This are her words, to show you guys how simple this can be.
Then we need to see how many of us are together, and make it an official. For example one million men in USA let’s say Dick Masterson group, announce, they wont chase women for entire January of 2009.
Can we at least do that or something like this, so before when we die we can look back and say I did something and I’m not dying as a slave. Many men before us who many times gave their life for a right cause, showed us, that Men are who they are, because they are able to act, instead of just flapping their mouth, like bitches.
The paradox is this; is pussy more important to you, than you freedom? Guess what you don’t even have to die this time to take a stand, and in return you will get more pussy than you can ever handle.
Dick my Respect! To you.
Sweet Jesus H. Christ!!!!… Love your work Dr. Masterson, truly blinded by the brilliance and humbly grateful for the insight. Just in case that poor “disabled” man is listening or “reading” I wanted to extend my heartfelt condolences to him for the obvious misery he must experience on a daily basis. I couldn’t imagine the horror of being locked up with that rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth ferret that wipes his ass and feeds him. Can you possibly imagine the humiliation of having to not only have your ass wiped by another person but to then have to be reminded about how grateful you should be for the “services”…..Sweet Jesus H. Christ if I were disabled and had to be locked up with that maggot I would be reaching for the rusty sardine can so I could hack my wrists open and escape the misery…..fuck!!!…I hope the poor bastard isn’t quadreplegic……keep up the good work Dr. Masterson. (BTW…..I absolutely love the soothing background piano work….has me reaching for a large scotch and a cigar)
*Typo*
Don calling from the frozen wastelands of Alberta (Manville):
“Thats one fucking thing men do better than women and thats drilling for oil to provide the energy needs for all those fucking hair dryers and shopping malls that women stumble around in”.
Priceless! Fuck women
Man, this call in thing was one of the best ideas ever! Always hilarious to listen to.
Don calling from the frozen wastelands of Alberta (Manville):
“Thats one fucking thing men do better than men and thats drilling for oil to provide the energy needs for all those fucking hair dryers and shopping malls that women stumble around in”.
Priceless! Fuck women.
I’ll add that, above all else, I think manholes choose to be stupid. Sure, there may be some societal relations, but above their pampered childhood, their pathetic character, they just want to be a dumb fuck.
I just can’t comprehend any other way. How is it that a manhole could be so stupid when she has no ‘diagnosable’ neurological illness and she is an ‘academic’ achiever?
She’s SOL if she wants to become a productive member of society now, but I think their poor life decisions would be more stinging to them than any manufactured ‘daddy moments’ or ‘almost-raped experiences.’ No, the guilt is nothing to them, it’s the knowledge that they had every single thing going for them - a fucking society that crowns mediocrity as superiority - and they still were too fucking lazy to make anything of it. No, they’re content to run their hair dryers and stumble around their mini-malls.
It amazes me still how irrelevant ’status’ is to society. The cab driver, Alberta man, etc. were each brilliant in his own way. I couldn’t elevate one over the other in that bullshit feminist-superior scale, and I mean, who gives a shit?
They’re both brilliant people. In short, very inspiring and well fucking done; I have what a Valley Girl would call ‘nerd work’ to do. I can’t fucking believe that I actually felt like a loser for wanting to not be a dumbshit.
Heh, society is so fucked up now. You get more status living off of welfare than you do as a shoe shiner or something. There’s a chart of that somewhere.
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Rambling post; best read between droughts of cough syrup and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, those are the fucking chick drinks now; for little teenage sociopaths who think the justice system is a god-damn revolving door.
Never heard anything like it; quality and educational entertainment.