Dick’s Voice Mail #2
I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.
Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.
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72 Responses to “Dick’s Voice Mail #2”
April 14th, 2008 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
I agree, I hate being a women, I want to be a MAN. I have a deep voice right now, and hair in places i didn’t think existed, plus…
I seem to be growing a Sac in my genital area!? I don’t get it? I’m such a dude!!
Dear God,
Make me a dude?!
I don’t even get my period anymore… tadpoles come out of me instead? what is that?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
Ju, Ju are very nasty! Vut kind of woMAn are ju?
Tadpoles, vut is zat?
Vhere arre ju coming frrom my friend
April 14th, 2008 at 9:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
now darling Dick, surely you are controlling your words on here, I dont want u getting out of hand and crying to me later again!
xoxo
April 14th, 2008 at 10:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
Ju know vut tho, I tried to slap my bitch acrross ze face and she made me shit my pants for tryying to touch her… ju guys better vatch out for your bitches, zey do not play around, american vomen are tough zen my people.
has anyvone seen my pants?
April 14th, 2008 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
Yea if you guys are so discontent with your ladies, come over by me, I have a wide open oppportunity for you to see how much greener and shaved this grass is!
April 14th, 2008 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
Ju know vut tho, I tried to slap my bitch acrross ze face and she made me shit my pants for tryying to touch her… ju guys better vatch out for your bitches, zey do not play around, american vomen are tough zen my people.
has anyvone seen my pants?
April 14th, 2008 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e
“You gay faggot, your dick is small.”
-Every angry woman
April 15th, 2008 at 12:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Why did the manhole return the vibrator?
It chipped her teeth.
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There is no shortage of manholes in the West. In fact, there may be more manholes than people.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest manhole, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
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Q: How many manhole jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Q: What’s wrong with manhole jokes?
A: Manholes don’t think they’re funny and people don’t think they’re jokes.
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Q: What do you call 25 skydiving manholes?
A: Skeet.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning manhole?
A: Her partners.
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Q: What do you have if three manholes are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
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Q: What’s the difference between a manhole and a vulture?
A: The manhole gets frequent flyer miles.
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Q: If you have a bad manhole, why not get a new one?
A: Changing manholes is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.
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Q: How does a manhole sleep?
A: First she lies on one side and then on the other.
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Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of manholes goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
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Q: What’s the difference between a manhole and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
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There are two kinds of manholes: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
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Isn’t it a shame how 99% of the manholes give the whole profession a bad name.
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If two manholes were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/queerjokes.txt
April 15th, 2008 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 566721b6f5e04
First, Thank you Dr. Phill, I would gladly drink a beer, with You. And maybe someday we will, the only thing is Im polish and live in Poland.
As far as what you wrote and others, I also want to contibute to the topic of hiting women. I personally never hit a woman, untill I realized that this is what woman absolutely adore, and now women I have relationship with always tell me, that hiting them is absolutely mandatory, to have a healthy relationsip. And like everything alse hiting a woman has to be done right. As a matter of fact when a woman starts a conversation about this hiting issue, she is trying to find out if you are the man.
Im not going to start writing now a seduction course, but plese remember thet everything you know about women comes from the social Matrix of which I wrote in other posts here on this site, so everything that comes form the social Matrix, has to be wrong. I have also saved my posts written here, so if any of you guys want those posts I can send it to you via email. All you need to do is just set up an email adress, so I send you email there, and even if someone will spam it, it won’t be your primary email adress.
And as you can hear for yourslef in the third voicemail to Dick Masterson, there is a woman speaking, who wants Dick M. to shove up his dick into her ass, so what I’m saying here is true. And as far as anal sex, if you know how to do it right, women wont stop asking you for it. The anal sex and hiting are just some in many things you need to do for a woman if you want to have her love respect and heathy relationship.
But this whole writing is for nothing if you guys form USA, are not going to stand up for yourself as a group.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
My mom drives my dad to Pitt games, but only because he is handicapped. He would drive otherwise.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 5691c2892909b
There is actually this one commercial that has some truth to it and it says “In the moment of truth, you keep it short”. Thats mantruth right there and it explains why women never can keep it short.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 566721b6f5e04
And why that - boycotting women for a month, should be unrealistic. There are NO real reasons to think that.
If it’s true that men are sick and tired of being unawarded women’s slaves, and if it’s true, that men are better than women, and women could organise and that’s a fact, So it must also be true, that we can organise and say NO MORE of this oppression.
Dick Masterson could do it all by himself, he went there just alone and faced a group of hostile women. But if you watch closer you will see that some women, only smiled. Why? because, they know he’s got a point there. Word “imposible” is just a reflection of one’s mind, it doesn’t have anything to the reality. Before Dick M, men probobly did not believe that it is possible to go on TV show and say what he said. So how many proofs do you men need?
And do you know why some women call Dick, names and are hostile? Because they think he is alone. They don’t even realize that all men and not only in USA but aroud the world, think like him. We just need to tell them that, but only as a group, then they will understand. Because right now they do not understand. Beause whenever a man speaks, he speaks alone, so it seems like he is a freak, against a group, which are women. And women are suprisd to hear that men are not satisfyed, because, the social matrix tells them, that they are doing just fine. The believe for ex that hiting a man in his balls is fine, because then he surely will fall in love and such. And this is not what a single woman thinks, by herself and to herself, but this is what she does, because, that’s what she’s been told, so she is just acting out according to her group.
How suprised would you be if I told you, that smarter women, already know that what their group is doing is totaly screved wrong?? But they look at as men and think, well guys don’t complain, so it must be correct. Only the stupid ones really think that this is really correct. Just listen to voicemails, Have you heard a single woman, who sounded smart or even educated? No!!
Personally I was always suprised, how come, guys who are smart, who know all this what I said and who always were able, to achieve anything, because they knew, that they must act as a group, didn’t make by now a group in this one area of life.
I welcome your ideas, how we are going to do this, and for those who didn’t see my previous post I’m including it below;
April 15th, 2008 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 566721b6f5e04
To Dick and all men
It is obvious that men’s achievements surpass women’s.
So how come women have managed to enslave us, at least for last decades. If we are so smart, so how come that happened and women just take what we have, all of it? What’s the point in going to the moon, or conquering the universe if we stay being slaves?
It’s because women are better than man in one thing. They were not afraid, to take a stand. So what are we afraid of? That we wont get pussy? Women also want Dick even more that we want pussy. Even lesbians can’t do it without a dick. But they were able to withhold theirs itching as long as it took to take a stand.
At some point we also have to take a stand. Dick Masters showed us it is possible. He went to TV show and spoke for us. And you know what? He is still alive. The only thing that happened was that women found out, that there is a man, who is not happy with being a women’s slave. But we are all unhappy, so why can’t we take a stand. Dick Masterson could take a stand. Women some time ago could take a stand. We man could go to the moon, but, as yet we couldn’t take a stand?
I m asking What the f… is that?
But more over I know that You too are asking What the f… is that.
Are we going to just keep asking, or are we going to do something about it? We men?
Can you imagine things getting even worse than what they are now? I know I can’t and I know you can’t too. So what are we waiting for???
Man are better in organizing things? So why don’t we organize and stand up. Not just Dick Masterson but we all men as a group.
The time is now.
So why don’t we first start, by asking Dick to create a topic on this site, and write down ideas how we are going to do this. Then chose one idea and stick to it. Dick Masterson would be deciding which idea.
For example I remember what once my ex gf told me; If men stop chasing girls for a month, girls would start chasing men, because, that is how much they like it. This are her words, to show you guys how simple this can be.
Then we need to see how many of us are together, and make it an official. For example one million men in USA let’s say Dick Masterson group, announce, they wont chase women for entire January of 2009.
Can we at least do that or something like this, so before when we die we can look back and say I did something and I’m not dying as a slave. Many men before us who many times gave their life for a right cause, showed us, that Men are who they are, because they are able to act, instead of just flapping their mouth, like bitches.
The paradox is this; is pussy more important to you, than you freedom? Guess what you don’t even have to die this time to take a stand, and in return you will get more pussy than you can ever handle.
Dick my Respect! To you, because of what you did.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 0aad9b8cd90ec
Master Dick should consider having a meeting, somewhere in the US this year. It might be fun if we all goose-stepped past Master Dick as he’s watching from the balcony, with his adoring girlfriend by his side. Arm bands with the male> female logo are optional.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
How ironic.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ad2f2452b2ea
Hi There NO manhole,
First thank you for responding to the idea of a group. I’ m in for any idea that involves group.
I won’t get much into group theory now, but only point out that this is how women think; If for ex you are writing a post here a woman is going to say that you are a freak. Because for her it’s 1on1 interaction despite a fact that this 1on1 convo is taking place on en interent forum. For her its still 1on1, wgere she has a group behind her back, meaning The Social Matrix, therefore because she belongs to a group and speaks as a group, therefore she is right and you are a freak of nature.
But if there is a group, and the bigger it is, the weaker the social matrix in her brain will be. Therefor here on this site we can bitch all we want, and for women it will be only bitching. Thats why I say only a group makes sense.
First we start with a group, and the next steap is to realize what the f… we have to say to the women.
Look at her comment, she said Nazzi analogy, how ironic. She said that, because women realize , that all they managed, to do for the last 40 years, they created another Nazi group, that supresses men. How does that make them feel? They are ashamed and frustrated, cos they know they failed. Feminism was supposed to make everybody happy, insted now there is no feminism only a pathology that abuses faminism logo, and men hate women, so much that the whole country is about to colapse from the inside. But they are also affraid, that onece we raise up, we will do the same for them, and that is what they are afriad of. Let’s not make the same mistake, but learn from their’s mistakes. It’s easy to do if we do it right.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/shame.txt
April 15th, 2008 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ad2f2452b2ea
Hi there Doubt,
Do you have something to say to me?
If yes, don’t be a stranger, write it out.
I know a funny joke,
Q; two fat women are drowning, what are you gonna do?
- continue you lunch
- read on your newspaper
- both?
;))
April 15th, 2008 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Studioline: 1.) I’m a man, and 2.) I’m a little hesitant to associate with guys that hit women, as you indicated you did in an earlier post. However, I think Master Dick will appreciate any ideas for a gathering that you may have. I think you can email him directly. Good luck, no manhole.
PS Change “social matrix” to “social milieu” in your writing.
PPS Ive noticed that Polish women, or american women of Polish decent can be pretty hot. Kudos to your geneology.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Twerp.