Dick’s Voice Mail #2
I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.
Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.
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72 Responses to “Dick’s Voice Mail #2”
April 14th, 2008 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1fbbd16dd138d
Bullshit. Women see that rule and hide behind it. In fact that’s why we have so many women getting up in everyone’s faces, they don’t expect people to actually DO anything to them. If she, or any person starts something, it’s better to punch them and be done rather then to take shit from her repeatedly.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: e74be03e0e769
Wrong. Battery is never called for. Ever. If you do it, your dropping to a level beneath her. Just dump her. Another way to go is just verbally put her down, and give her the reason for it, say it will escalate until she stops.
Maybe Dick can sell you some wife-beater underwear with the male > female logo on it.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0004faa2551cc
Eye for an eye and all that shit.
If a bitch gives you a slap across the cheek, never hesitate to give one back.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1fbbd16dd138d
That’s bullshit retoric women created to hide behind. Not only that, it’s complete sexism, women have no qualms about hitting men or children, there’s no reason we should have any for hitting them. I’m going for equality, I won’t hit anyone who doesn’t give me a reason to, that’s all. If a woman expects to act like a bitch and get away with it by suddenly acting all weak when she pisses off the wrong person, she deserves the shit beat out of her, same as a guy.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
A women should not hit her children, unless the mother and father decide together to insititute corporeal punishment. The way I look at it is this. If a man hits his girlfriend for any reason, he’s a pussy. The reason is that he didn’t have the guts to leave her and be alone on his own. Being alone is far more manly than hitting a girl.
If she strikes you then yes leave her, or slap (not hit) her back. But for no reason ever a man should strike a woman first. Thats like telling the cops its OK to beat the shit -up if a man that swears at them.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
I agree on the hitting part, hitting a women is the same as hitting a guy much smaller than you. In school we called them bullies.
I agree 100%, being single is much more manly than putting up with some bitches bullshit! Dont settle for anything less than a real women, not some feminist pig.
Another great idea posting the phone messages, you got a great business mind Dick. The look on that dumb bitches face in the video is fucking priceless!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: a35730e96b2f5
It just warms my Man heart watching as the unfiltered truth can piss off so many people all at once.
The part that really stuns them is the basic “politically incorrect” way that the MAN message is given.
Straight to the POINT!
No bullshit, no frills, no fillers or preservatives.
The TRUTH upside the head with a two by four.
Keep up the great work!!
Zaphod
April 14th, 2008 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 478762ee3bc0f
What…the…fuck…
April 14th, 2008 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: a201cd490175d
Zaphod my old friend, long time no see! How are you old buddy!!? are the music makers creeps still existent?
April 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a201cd490175d
You always were and always will be an Aussie fuck-clown.
By the way, it is Avril 14th and the crew follows the word ‘dick’ of the artists… no?
April 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Let me clarify my post. I’m not saying you should go rock the jaw of any bitch you meet. you will certainly find yourself on the fast track to ass ramming prison since you’re a man and since I guess going around doing that to random innocent people is wrong. No, what I’m trying to express is that there’s a serious lack of ‘no-nonsense’ these days with women, that willingness to put a woman in her place because men today have been brainwashed by feminists to be, well, pussies towards women who will gladly abuse this whole stupid idea as much as possible. In little ways we can begin to change back to the way it should be, maybe boycotting women for a month (as unrealistic as it seems) would be a good way to make that kind of statement.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a35730e96b2f5
Sorry Monumrnt, I dont know who you are, but a I will gladly shake the hand of any fellow man as long as he is willing to “see” the truth.
Hope ya find the other Zaphod,,,
April 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d365fb4fcb4b
Dick my good man I believe you overlooked something.
‘In what job would it be so reckless to switch the number of men and women. There isn’t one.’
Sir you obviously forgot about the oldest professional around, prostitution. Switching of number of each gender there would truly suck and I’m sure many will agree.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: af323b2bba283
Women mouth offf becuase they simply believe they are not accountable for anything they do.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1fbbd16dd138d
I agree on the hitting part, hitting a women is the same as hitting a guy much smaller than you. In school we called them bullies.
If it’s just like that sure, I’ld agree, but if the skinny guy instigates the fight and then brings up that old line about hitting a guy with glasses, he would deserve it, right? Same with a woman, if she starts going in a guy’s face, goes on about how she’s going to kick his ass, and THEN brings up that boys don’t hit girls bullshit, she deserves it. That’s not bullying, that’s self-defense.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60b9632657c7c
You’re right about that. When discussing women, I usually discount babies and sex as a matter of course.
-Dick
April 14th, 2008 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
I hate women they shall bow down, that is why we will kill your country
April 14th, 2008 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
We kill all countrys that give freedom to any man and woman. Allah only gives leadership to deserving Indian men. Hail Hitler
April 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
ju are not funny… ju tink ju are zee only one in zis vorld…
let me tell ju somesting… Allah did not let me brring my beautiful vifes into zee country, i tink u are greatly mistaken my frriend… Hitler is vhat made us male speciecies so vonderful, dont fuk it oop… Zee Kail
Hail Hitler
April 14th, 2008 at 9:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75
Ze both of jus are crrazzee for saying such tings. Who ze fuck is Hiter? vut is a Zee Kail? I dont underrstand zis vebsite? vhere did it come frrom? who made it? vhy is it here? vhere are my pants?
I lost my dildo?
Somebody help me vith that ok? not zis mumbo jumbo Hail bullchit!
Thank ju Come Again!