Dick’s Voice Mail #2

I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.

Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.

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Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-17 14:19:03 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

Pardon the repetition of my comments below gentlemen, sometimes I dont see my comment and then it miraculously appear again. Anyway I love this site, this is one site that doesnt bombo claat fuck around and hit the feminist fools and spoiled stupid bitches directly, keep it up.

Comment by Magnolia
2008-08-17 14:33:34 - IP Man-Hash: 435324d394839

“Miraculously”? What a fucking idiot you are.

Comment by Hans
2008-08-17 17:31:16 - IP Man-Hash: fbb7e6d840d61

Hush little Vagnolia. Stuff like this happens to every man. If something doesn´t work right, we try and try again til the final breakthrough.
Similar to your steel plated maidenhead. Eventually a Dick will come along and fuck some sense through it and into you. Just keep on yakking on this site and you´ll understand.
Just to make sure you keep on mooing here:
Get the fuck off this site!

 
 
 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-17 14:10:57 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

I just love to hear see these women screaming, cursing and being pissed off, seeing all that is such sweet entertainment, I love this site

 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-17 14:02:44 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

Its so entertaining to hear these women calling screaming, cursing and being pissed off, Im happy that they are pissed off, I love this site

 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-17 13:56:06 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

I love this website, I also just love to hear the bitches scream in anger ranting raving and cursing, wow its sweet entertainment.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-09 23:29:09 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

@ MELISSA - OMFG!!!!!!!!!

Melissa said:

It sounds like . . . . .

I guess . . . .

I think you need to . . .. .

I was just gonna log off and go to bed then you come here totally uninvited and start saying “It sounds like”, “i guess”, and “i think you need to”.

JUST LEAVE. You are not welcome here.
Noone CARES what it “sounds like” to you.
When will you women GET THAT????????

Melissa said:
The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone.
I will make a helper suitable for him.”

LOLOLOL!!!!! A helper?????

Or a fucking HINDERANCE!!!

(OMG I can’t stop laughing)

When MEN don’t want to be alone, we don’t need to look to women for companionship or friendship, and a man who thinks women are HELPERS has got the wrong idea…. wouldn’t you say?? Regardless of God’s initial intent.

God gave Adam a garden of Eden. It was a paradise. He could revel in it and enjoy it it peace, and it would forever be fruitful for him.

Then God made Eve. And she fucked a snake, and had them both banished having ruined everything in exactly the way you women show up here TOTALLY UNINVITED to RUIN EVERYTHING.

Some “helper”.

LEAVE.

But thanks for the giggle….

 
Comment by Melissa
2008-07-09 23:00:43 - IP Man-Hash: d169dcc164779

It sounds like you have been hurt in the past.

I guess maybe by your mother?

I think you need to soften your heart and not worry about if men are better or not.

All this stuff comes from your heart which has been hardened.

I am a woman and I am not going to abuse you because that isn’t right.

All those women that abuse shouldn’t - Because it isn’t going to change anything.

We are here in this earth for a purpose and so I hope you find your god given purpose in life.

18. The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

 
Comment by Brittany
2008-06-28 16:37:50 - IP Man-Hash: 438f3161cd748

Its funny that my voice message was the second one on here lol. “FUCK YOU”

 
Comment by krik
2008-04-19 21:21:25 - IP Man-Hash: 1cf34af8eafba

im not your friend guy

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 23:17:13 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

Panda said:
And having a monogamous relationship with a foreign woman is a lot like jumping off a building.

True. Nothing but truth, go to fucking Asia and see how normal women act before you resign yourself to the manholes here. They’re just what they make of themselves - manholes, used-up, over-priced fuck toys. Would you buy a used condom? How about pay double for it?
For God’s sake, go to Asia, see what it’s like. Just leave the country for a few days so you can see how humans act. These manholes are nothing but shit - you’ll be glad you avoided them.
Yeah, great analogy on the gun-or-jump thing. I’d probably try to stone myself to death - like, become the first man to OD on weed. I’m not a stoner, but once again, it’s the best logical choice if you’re suicidal.

 
Comment by Habibowlin
2008-04-17 23:06:31 - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75

LethalTourist said:

Oh man, that shit is priceless. I dont hate women but fuck you make some good points. Good luck with your site, lookin forward to the next update

That is Bulllshit rhetoric

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-17 13:15:03 - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

Marriage is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

-Panda

(I hope that quote gets into dick’s next book.)

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-17 13:13:48 - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

studioline said:

Panda said:

God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

Yea,

And they still got Social Matrix in their brain. They give it to you because they hope you have the competence, to free them form it. The question still ramins the same; what will you do for them after you f… them?

If ever there was a woman worth putting a leash on, she was not born on american (or “western”) soil.

I’m not telling you to do it. But if you are going to kill yourself, don’t shoot yourself. Jump off a building. At least have some fun doing it. And having a monogamous relationship with a foreign woman is a lot like jumping off a building.

 
Comment by anon
2008-04-16 06:29:59 - IP Man-Hash: 83d5ddbc2a852

son of the suns said:

Castro used his 17 starving communists to wage guerilla warfare against an arrogant money enemy intoxicated by power and American tourist wealth.

If they simply spoke nothing would have changed.

Power comes through the end of a gun.

I like where this is going.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-16 05:11:58 - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

Castro used his 17 starving communists to wage guerilla warfare against an arrogant money enemy intoxicated by power and American tourist wealth.

If they simply spoke nothing would have changed.

Power comes through the end of a gun.

 
Comment by tamarind
2008-04-16 01:31:51 - IP Man-Hash: ec24f76198567

yeah; that’s right@!! let’s go dating and fu*k hot pussies on _ Millionaireloves.com_ to show the real dominance of our men!!LOL

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-15 23:29:17 - IP Man-Hash: 7549903361c6d

Risk said:

There is actually this one commercial that has some truth to it and it says “In the moment of truth, you keep it short”. Thats mantruth right there and it explains why women never can keep it short.

The only time a woman has a moment of truth she bitches.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-15 23:26:46 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

studioline said:

Arbalest said:

While I agree withj the group thing, I disagree with the shame. That’s just not something women are capable of feeling, along with morality in general. They don’t care what they’ve done, they’re just happy it doesn’t effect them. If they were all that shamed they would have tried to fix it by now.

Hi there Arbalest

Im glad you agree with the group idea

Would you be interested in writing an email do Dick, as I described in the previous post?

I can agree that they don’t feel the shame, at lest not all of them. But they still realize, that they have fuc ed it up. For ex according to Doubt in her previous post, 99 percent of men are manholes. And if so, that’s the result of women’s 40 plus years long struggle. They are not going to fix it, not because they are bitches but because they simply don’t know how. They are lost themselves in The Social Matrix like babies in the fog. They hope that we men can fix it. They cry for help, like the one lady who called Dick in the third voicemail and asked him to f… her ass, just because she hopes, that there is a guy somewhere who is competent. She is the one who is ashamed, because she started by asking not to play her message, to the public.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-15 22:58:24 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

Panda said:

God damned western women. “Tommy L” on the radio and I both know where the good women are (or at least the not-so-bad ones).
Microsoft and ford both know, that if you outsource, you pay less and get more.

Yea,

And they still got Social Matrix in their brain. They give it to you because they hope you have the competence, to free them form it. The question still ramins the same; what will you do for them after you f… them?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-15 22:51:19 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

son of the suns said:

studioline is too optimistic to survive.

I dont like Fidel at all, but he can be used as a good example. He started his thing having only 17 men. 17 that’s a group. Those 17 guys were scared like shit, but he told them this; we have a group of 17 men, it’s enough to do it. By definition a group are 2 people. All you need to do is just take a vote. Are you too scared to do that, for freedom?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-15 22:40:56 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

Anonymous age 66 said:

Has anyone ever heard of a tribal black person running down to the beach, and demanding to be whipped, chained, and dragged off to the US to work for an owner who lounges around demanding more work, while treating the slave like s**t?

Yet, every day allegedly educated and informed American men do almost exactly that.

Absolutely right to the every single word. And why men keep being woman’s slaves? Especially because American women believe they deserve more than just a man slave. It’s like knowing of doing wrong and still doing it anyway.

 
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