Dick’s Voice Mail #3




The topic this week is: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do? Call and tell me what it was.

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Comment by vadim
2008-05-28 09:56:45

:)) i want to say that — i leave this comment from europe…finally someone said it…

 
Comment by sharp
2008-05-17 15:20:12

although whining about women is normally useless and instead we should be doing productive stuff. RIGHT NOW it is completely required to counteract ALL THE STUPID ASS FEMINISTIC BULLSHIT I see in the media today.

FOR SOME REASON, we have
1. Female super heros/ main characters in action flics WTF! WE ALL KNOW A WOMAN CANNOT KICK 1 MANS ASS LET ALONE A BUNCH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME WTF! I mean to be fair there are some women who train like crazy and basically become manly just like how there are womenly men, but you CAN TELL when a woman is asskickerish and when there not and for SOME REASON they have the most FRAGILE ANNOYING WEAK ASS LOOKING girls in movies playing action roles wtf!
2. In comedies now adays, we RARELY SEE girls fucking up. Comedies are now always about some guy being really stupid and usually girls looking at him with a “Wow ur dumb, just like all men -.-” look its fuckin bullshit. im sure you have all gotten that look before by a bitch or two. Every time i see it i just want to slap them so they understand there place but i dont because im a man and unlike women men arent evil :).

Im so glad this site exists or young boys growing up might become brainwashed into thinking women are better by the media.

Btw from the sound of it, all the girls who complain about this site are ugly as fuck. In which case they probably arent as stupid as most women because they know they gotta do shit on there own cause there ugly.
However most of the hot girls out there agree cause they know without men they would die.

 
Comment by Cj
2008-05-03 08:46:26

You will one day be shot by a woman. For all your rude comments. Men could not live without women. And we can lead a company better than you could. If women didn’t cook most of you men out there would be dead. You are probably going to send me a nasty e mail but of course. We, the women will find this offensive website and track you down and quarter you with horses.

 
Comment by kally
2008-04-23 05:27:35

WOW…
seems it is not a new video ,many friends public this news on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallmingle.com ~~~~ which has many other good projects but dating
But a good video.lol…

 
Comment by Kurgan
2008-04-21 15:54:01

“It’s like black magic to women. They think Chris Angel is down there casting spells and shit.”

Hilarious and entertaining!

 
Comment by A Soldier
2008-04-19 15:43:22

Good Job Dick, keep up the good work.

 
Comment by A dude
2008-04-17 11:33:22

You rock Dick, at first I thought you were funny, than I realised that you were right, keep on the good work.

 
Comment by VerminX
2008-04-16 22:35:53

Hehe, so true, Military woman are useless, safely tacked away stacking paper from one pile to the other.
Have been in the military for 4 years (Clinton) before all this Iraq shit started . It was just like that dude says, woman safely occupying the most redundant positions made possible and got payed same. Just fucking ridiculous
Also I bet you anything that a squadron of 10 men will defeat enemy squadron of say 8 men and 2 women. In fact the 8 men would be better off and stand a better chance if the 2 women were removed. Military brotherhood is just that…a BROTHERHOOD, nothing gay, it’s a sacred bond between equals, and add a women to the mix and holly shit our great grand-fathers must be turning in their graves…

Dick you rock, way to own that land whale in red, and then she pretends she didn’t hear it, fucking classic. Dr. Phil is a douchebag, like that’s news.
Loved the way you kept your frame, you’re very congruent, people sense that, comes from deep knowing the truth that is in plain sight, hehe
Ironic
Keep it up, many men are cheering for ya, can’t wait ‘till we reach critical mass, woot woot

 
Comment by Thomas
2008-04-16 21:40:55

MABTW_EQUALS_HOMO said:

All of you guys must get no pussy what so ever. How the fuck do you measure manliness in points? Real GAY. Im only 19 and im probably manlier than all you little fucks. All you bitches must be either rednecks or fags. Now we all know that women are fucking crazy but that doesnt make them inferior. Man the fuck up and deal with it thats life. How can you people look up to this Dick Fag-erson fellow? He looks and acts like a Grade A fag. Go out and do something with your life people dont waste your time bashing other people over the internet like anyone gives a fuck about what you have to say.

You are yet another evidence of feminizt brainwashing. You talk like a woman since you are after Dick’s looks!

 
Comment by GeorgeWatson
2008-04-16 09:45:50

HAHAAHAHAHA So true on what that guy had to say. In the ARMY, women are useless. They get in the way of completing an important job.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-16 02:11:41

Comment for guy who wants to beat Dick Masterson and a guy who called together with his gf and they said that Dick is doing what he is doing because he needs a bigger dick, implying that Dick is a fag who wants that guy’s bigger dick.

Couple of years form now, you will find yourself as already a victim to woman’s manipulation. And she even doesn’t have to be intelligent to do that. She will only say; honey you have to do what I say if you want to be normal and mature, because that is what everybody is doing. And her only argument will come form the fact that she has a group behind her back. And then you will officially become her bitch, because you won’t have a group behind you back. What Dick is doing he is making a group to stand behind you back. And what you are doing is sticking your own dick up your ass.

Oh man but you are so smooth now, only you overlooked one thing; in order to comment about whose dick is bigger you had to first imagine how does Dick’s dick look like. Is this really, what smooth straight men do?

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-15 23:26:08

Nope it’s working for now.

And it’s Mantastic.

 
Comment by Fuzz
2008-04-15 17:14:19

Video unavailable? Did Youtube ban him or remove his videos? Unfuckingbelievable.

 
Comment by Mayor of Whoreville
2008-04-15 16:30:05

MABTW_EQUALS_HOMO said:

Im only 19 and im probably manlier than all you little fucks. All you bitches must be either rednecks or fags. Now we all know that women are fucking crazy but that doesnt make them inferior… How can you people look up to this Dick Fag-erson fellow? He looks and acts like a Grade A fag….
Go out and do something with your life people dont waste your time bashing other people over the internet like anyone gives a fuck about what you have to say.

Pot, meet kettle. Kettle is a 19 year old internet tough guy who likes to bash people on the internet for… bashing people on the internet? Why would you come on a messageboard, supposedly about something you hate, bash women (”we all know women are fucking crazy”), then call out women bashers as fags (for doing the same thing you just did in your post) then mock its best selling TV sensation leader and close with this zinger of an argument “Go out and do something with your life rather than bashing people on the internet”.

Dick is doing something with his life, he has a live broadcast, a best selling book (which will net him 100’s of thousands of dollars alone), a popular website, TV appearances and fame and fortune coming his way. All you did was waste your time bashing people on the internet “like anyone gives a fuck what you have to say”. The hypocrisy is so mind-numbling stupid I have a hard time believing you aren’t a woman.

 
Comment by YOUGUYSAREGAY
2008-04-15 15:51:03

Probably the only thing you guys can do better than women is suck a dick.

 
Comment by MABTW_EQUALS_HOMO
2008-04-15 15:42:14

All of you guys must get no pussy what so ever. How the fuck do you measure manliness in points? Real GAY. Im only 19 and im probably manlier than all you little fucks. All you bitches must be either rednecks or fags. Now we all know that women are fucking crazy but that doesnt make them inferior. Man the fuck up and deal with it thats life. How can you people look up to this Dick Fag-erson fellow? He looks and acts like a Grade A fag. Go out and do something with your life people dont waste your time bashing other people over the internet like anyone gives a fuck about what you have to say.

 
Comment by Mayor of Whoreville
2008-04-15 14:41:20

Hahhahaaaaa…. Funniest calls yet. A toaster?! Typical.

Whore: “The toasters broked. I pushed the thingy down but it didn’t get hot!”
Man: “What do you mean ‘Its broken’, clarify”
Whore: “The thingy wouldn’t stay down when I pushed it. Its broked. The thingy must be unworking”
Man: “You have 97 appliances on the counter and only two electrical outlets. Are you sure its plugged in?”
Whore: “Plugged what?!? I like Unicorns!”

If men disappeared on Tuesday, half of the world would be broken down by Wednesday. Can wait for DickLine. This is going to be epic.

 
Comment by Bret
2008-04-15 10:47:48

Cant wait for DickLine, its going to be epic.

“Hit the treadmill” - Dick

 
Comment by ed
2008-04-15 10:13:06

Your too funny!
If it wasn’t for the gash between a woman’s legs, she would be totally useless and in the gutter with the rest of the trash!
You gotta love them for that!

 
Comment by Keb
2008-04-15 07:23:40

I cant stand it….too, funny!! The garbage disposal thing sounded just like my husband. He can fix it in two seconds….his man brain makes me weak at the knees….

 
Comment by Anon
2008-04-15 07:23:09

Again thanks dick ;)

 
Comment by Anon
2008-04-15 07:22:18

Again thaks dick ;)

 
Comment by Alexander_Q
2008-04-15 01:08:51

Dick: slowly but surely, you are changing the world for the better. I hope you will lead us to a golden age when that old adage that women have so long repeated is fully realised - “A place for everything, and EVERYTHING in its place”.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-04-15 00:30:36

Thank you Dick for what you do.

 
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