Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1e782a759505
Noone who leaved a message seemed to know the difference between writing and man-writing! We dont bull sh*t through essays. We say our point and wait for some god damn criticisms.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7801c4410a142
I was able to listen to all three, but the 2nd two links on the page didnt work. I had to goto mabtw’s account on youtube.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6964c4c40c0c5
“Female anger is the weathervane of truth.” They prove it time and time again. Dick, you won’t have to write anymore. Just keep recording and posting the evidence on your site for the masses. Don’t stop writing though, that would suck.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2b462bb3c3fc3
ur a fag =]]
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3369e2300dbc6
Awesome. I definitely can’t wait for the next round of these calls.
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: f324da94e2b95
Epic win!!! Fucking EPIC!
I want more.
Keep it up.
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d40d96ed19c4
What happened?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I got my schadenfreude fix.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
Awesome… Rofl
Dick this weeks topic is never ending..
What exactly do women do well?
They cant even pop out babies without having someone else tell them when to breathe. I always thought that was kind of natural.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
Here is a few females who got something right!
http://www.humbledfemales.com./basetenets.html
If only they all were taught this.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 615cd581d5194
Man, I have to give it to you: You are the best EVER!
I have bought your book and can not wait to get it in the mail!
I will do my best to share your message with everyone here in Sweden! Keep up with your amazing work and I hope you make a freaking fortune on the way!
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85
There are still men left in Sweden? I thought the members of Amon Amarth were the last ones left.
My man-heart goes out to you men of Sweden. I’ve heard that your country has become a feminazi hell-hole.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:26 am - IP Man-Hash: e5bf5d0eb9159
Heard that guy who was abusing Dick in the manclusion video? I bet there was a woman standing right behind him.. “abuse Dick or I won’t show you my pussy” That guy would have certainly got a gross pussy to lick at after he hung up.. I am saddened by the extent some guys go to please a pussy. I mean pussy is gross, why would you fall down to such a low level to please it?
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 615cd581d5194
Sweden is a stupid femenism country and everything have to be so fucking same for everyone. They do not understand here that men are 10 times smarter than women and most women honestly think they are smart.
Do not worry, I will soon move out from this evil country.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
I laughed, I laughed hard.
Manly. EPICALLY so.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 42d4ee9bb7808
I love the elevator music in the background. It makes it even more funny. I cant wait to hear more…
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Wow, the Manclusion proves what I had already known. The “man names” who post here calling us faggots and pencil dick virgins actually are males. There is actually a large portion of lead skulled men who will betray even themselves for access to overutilized vaginas.
Premptive strikes are requisite in times of war and no empires are built without breaking some eggs.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
About Sweden, I read that in the recent elections the people ignored the feminist party there as if even women are tiring of their crap.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4cb2fa6ca9764
what an interesting website here. men are better than women? really?
is that why women rape men for free in divorce court? is that why women can freely physically abuse their husband with no fear of repercussions, yet if the husband lifts a finger to defend himself he will likely be thrown in jail? is this why women can cheat on their husbands, yet still get the kids, the house, half her husband’s assets, and ailomony in divorce court? is this why strippers and hookers earn ridiculous amounts of money? is this why women can get drunk, sleep with a guy, then cry rape and despite a lack of evidence, will ruin the reputation and career of any man who cannot afford a good lawyer?
face it, women completely dominate men for free. men are driven by the desire for sex. they cant stop thinking about it. one of the articles here is: women hate sex. well, that’s certainly not true for guys. men cant stop thinking about it and will jump through ridiculous hoops just to get laid. men are logical about everything except women. women however, suffer no such weakness when it comes to the opposite sex. they know how to utterly destroy a guy - just offer to spread their legs. the smart ones get married and then they dont even need to spread.
american women are spoiled self entitled whores? perhaps, but who was it that empowered them to act in such a manner? that’s right, men. men who bent over backwards to please them in hopes of getting some.
the fact is the majority of men are inferior to women. this is why i find it funny when in a comment a man will talk about how males have accomplished this or that and then ask what have women done that is so great. YOU didnt accomplish any of that. a few elite men did, but what did you yourself accomplish? aside from the guy who runs this site, who brilliantly managed to gain fame and profit off of misogyny, i doubt most of you have anything to write home about.
now, i’ll stop playing devil’s advocate for now and just say this: women are human beings at the end of the day. they aren’t perfect and have flaws, but that holds true for men too. women are good for more than just sex. if men stopped thinking of women as just sex objects, then maybe they’d stop getting owned by them day in and day out.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Why is the situation you describe a largely Anglo American phenomenon? Why does it not prevail in, say, Muslim countries?
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 16e7a750db6cc
Ehehe, that’s a cute speech. But in the end that’s all women are capable of doing, using sex to get ahead. Men do not think of women as just sex objects they simply see women as they see themselves. Without a man to support her or for her to leach off of, a woman is simply nothing, and will waste away as such. They can enjoy it while they can because end the end women using sex to get around will only die sad and unhappy. In fact that’s the only reason women are as far ahead as they are now,not because men bent over backwards for them but because men felt pity for them. The minute that pity is gone, women like that will have no choice but to crawl back and beg for the chance to be useful again.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
JY that was the biggest drawn out piece of shit I’ve ever seen.
Report back when you find out how to let your skull rule your groin.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
JY’s post and Muzalon’s mantastic response have been archived for your reading gland.
salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/bigot.txt
@SoTS - Good response. I hope you get over yourself; I’d buy you a drink if I could.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37a41536cd7fb
That prick at the end of the third video is really creepy. Think he was touching himself at all of those pervy messages he left. LOL.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cheryl_Lindsey_Seelhoff
…anonymous! That’s good - right on my sadism; the vultures have been fed and the world has seen our might.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c615b4ff323e
BAHAHWHAHW I love it! Genius.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4c615b4ff323e
“I’m 24 and I have two kids”
Dear god almighty.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4cb2fa6ca9764
and why are women capable of using sex to get ahead? because men are pathetic. men are always horny, always thinking with their dicks. the majority of men will have no problem letting women walk all over them, and would gladly do it. hence the raping in divorce courts. its so bad that even fat chicks can get laid. horny men just call them “thick”.
is it really just an anglo saxon phenom? Muslims are so horny they’d blow themselves up just to get 72 virgins. Just the mere thought of getting some action is enough to brainwash those idiots. Since the dawn of time men have been fighting wars, inventing stuff, doing this and that, to impress the woman. All the men’s greatest accomplishments were pretty much just to get laid. The woman’s greatest power is manipulating men. Men are physically stronger, yet women still control them with ease. Funny, that.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
JY is a female.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Get over what?
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0da95ff2b799
Billy, I’ve never seen this sentiment anywhere, but yet it describes the very qualities I’ve always sought from a woman. I also think many women deep inside know this too, and they playact nice, untill you put that wedding band on their finger.
BTW hilarious messages! I laughed hard, but I think it’s a loss of man points to actually listen to any message left by a woman (really what’s the point, it just feels like a waste of time in the end). Also since this is MEN only website fuck trying convincing any woman out there to what REAL MEN know already.
Can’t wait to read your book Dick
I also recommend “What Men Know That Women Don’t” by Rich Zubaty
… and yes the book is NOT a lightweigh judging from the title…
V.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0da95ff2b799
…of course I was refering to the website posted by Billy earlier:
http://www.humbledfemales.com./basetenets.html
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0da95ff2b799
Here is one :
Woman pilot (24 old hottie Maxi J, and no it’s really her name) almost kills everyone on board trying to land passenger jet, if not for cool man-thinking man Capitan Oliver that saved everyones life by grabbing controls from her then circles around and lands safely. The wing actually scrapped the runway! The passengers were quoted later that during the circle around and landing there was nothing but dead silence.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=usHuqPq7g5w
Apparently Lufthansa is in a habit certifying female pilots after 2 years of training. To think I used to fly this airline! I’m not kidding, I’ve read the translated German news site, they had a link to their air school for women!!!
One of the articles on the subject says “From what is currently known I see no one who is to blame,” - I beg to differ, the WOMAN is to blame for being a WOMAN that thinks she can do a MANs job, on top of that the airline is to blame for allowing woman to drive a complicated piece of machinery because they sold out everyones safety to feminatzi ideals. Lets be honest, how many woman can drive anything better than an average MAN… ZERO that’s how many.
Stay safe, avoid Luthansa like a plague, in fact ask before you fly anywhere who will be your captain, dyeing because feminist pipe dreams is weak
V.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 11c2a6593052a
Funny stuff… The women sounded like every ignorant woman I hear opening their mouths 100 times a day. But where did these dumbass men come from? Probably the losers in jail using their one phone call to impress their whore of a girlfriend hahaha.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e8812eb2e561
That’s still cute. In the end men are still the ones doing everything, women are the ones so pathetic harming themselves to get men’s attention. Breasts implants, anal bleaching, pregnancy, all just to get a man’s attention. The only reason women are so good at using sex is because that’s the only thing they have. So, if that’s the kind of thinking they need to get over being a natural sex-toy, that’s fine.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Wow a few mamma’s boys at the end of the last one. Oh well, keep being pussy whipped, fellas. That was a great listen. You will hear from me, Dick. Because I have some true shit to say and maybe I can think of something worthy of your mancellent replies.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 99381a6bac543
The girlfriend picked me up your book today!
M>W!
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
It is an Anglo-Saxon phenomenon because Anglo-Saxon cultures are more repressed and puritanical (something Anglo women are keen to maintain) so sex has a higher ’scarcity value’ in Anglo cultures. This is why Anglo American women are such insufferable cunts. Outside the Anglosphere, women are far less entitled, as their main offering has less ‘value’.
RE Muslims, the heee-roes are served by lithe young boys in green robes and the virgins are 100 feet high. Hardly a conventional sexual model.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
No, I’m just a male amused at how deluded guys are into thinking they’re better than women, when pretty much the majority of guys are pussy whipped and owned by the various females in their lives, from their wife to their mistress to their hookers.
This is quite funny that you would say I am a female when you are engaging in typical female response of an ad hominem attack instead of being able to rationally or logically defend your point. Unable to use reason, something that men are good at, you lash out with emotion, something that women do. That’s quite sad.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
No you just sound like a female as SOTS pointed out.
See you even take that as a attack or insult.
Ohhh of course it is insulting. Because you’re not a stupid female.
You just stepped into your very own misogynist world while trying to defend some pussy. Hope you get some from all your efforts, Ma’am.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
perhaps you guys need some better reading comprehension. who said i wasn’t misogynist? i just don’t make any pretense that men are better, especially given the state of the laws in america. if men are better, why is it that men have to pay child support for a kid that’s not even theirs if they dont contest paternity within a very short time period? ask yourself, who does this law benefit, and who does it screw over, and then ask yourself, how did it come to be passed.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
yeah exactly. think about that. men are the ones who do everything. they do the back breaking labor, while women just sit around and spend all their money, cheat on them, divorce them, and take everything. so who really is the winner in such a scenario? You say “that’s the only thing they have” as though it were a bad thing.
That’s like saying warren buffet is only good at picking stocks. That’s all he needs. A con artist is only good at exploiting the stupid. Why would he need to do anything else when he is amply rewarded by the stupid? Likewise, why does a woman need to do anything other than spread her legs when there are legions of guys willing to commit financial suicide in order to be with her? A tape worm has evolved to leech off other people’s digestion systems. It doesn’t “need” anything else. A woman has evolved to pussy whip guys for free. They don’t “need” to do anything else. Anything else is just icing on the cake. They can go out and be scientists, engineers, doctors and what not, but most don’t need to, given the sad state of men.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:03 am - IP Man-Hash: c0c50a3e68306
really? we are a puritan society? if this were true, men and women would remain virgins until marriage. how many virgins who aren’t married do you know? exactly. pussy is hardly the rare commodity you make it out to be. this might have been true decades ago (even then it is doubtful), but it is hardly true now. go to any club or bar and you will find legions of drunk sluts ready to give it up. even if have zero game, you can find an escort to satisfy your needs. the reason women act like cunts is because men let them get away with it. for every guy who listens to tom leykus, there are ten others who put the pussy on a pedestal.
as for muslim society, again i reiterate the point that most of the guys there are desperate to get laid. they live in sexually repressed and polygamous societies where a few alpha males do get lots of women and get to own them like property, while the rest of the beta males don’t get jack. its no wonder they’re so eager to kill themselves. most males aren’t alpha males, which has been my whole point. just like most men aren’t leaders, scientists, or what have you. a few elite men have dominance over women, but the majority don’t.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e8812eb2e561
You’re giving women way too much credit, the ones who go that route suffer more in the end. All the single mothers whining about not having help, all the celebs having mental breakdowns like Spears, in the end women are unintelligent and shortsighted. One way or another they live in a constant state of depression and self-hate. You can easily see it if you look. Due to their own incompetence, women are incapable of being truly happy. Even the men they do screw over will tell others how to avoid it. Soon, a immunity to women’s parasitism will develop and they will have no choice to act as they should.
And another thing, women do not act the way they do because men “let” them, they do so because they’re simply incapable of acting otherwise. Their own stupidity should be credited to them and them alone.
and lastly if you’re so sure that men are pussywhipped you could try changing it instead of complaining on the internet at people who know better already. Not only does it make you look like a whining pussywhipped man, it’s redundant
April 4th, 2008 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: a2604f35835ab
Dick, please reply..what is the name of the song played in the background of the first video, Part 1: The Man Beginning ..it’s piano jazz, i adore piano jazz, who plays it?
April 4th, 2008 at 7:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
It seems our little JY is thinking again.
http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/06/24/prostitutes/index.h tml
That’s enough of that.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Comparatively speaking, Anglo countries are repressive. This is revealed by your assumption that simple sexual intercourse is the zenith of sexual experience. In Continental countries, intercourse is more like bread and butter: they consider such Anglo-American assumptions to be primitive. Anglo-American taboos against porn have always been more repressive than other advanced societies. Activities like S & M are seen as perversions in Anglo countries, abroad they are just part of a normal sex life. Anglo-Americans are so sexually backward they don’t know how backward they are. Why else are there sites like this?
Also, your views are contradictory. If all women were sluts as you attest, sex would lose all its bar