Dick’s Voice Mail #1
Part 1: The Man Beginning
Part 2: The Mantermission
Part 3: The Manclusion
If you’re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women. Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my voicemail. I don’t want to hear your opinions.
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April 14th, 2008 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Funny you say should that, Tommaso. Strictly speaking, Josef Mengele was a gifted physician, well known for his intelligence and refinement.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a885cebaf4224
I seriously give you credit for providing a bastion for the typical American male nobody to feel justified in their preemptive hatred towards women. As total slaves to their simple urges, they feel secure and justified by a website glorifying chauvinistic views conjured to mask their inevitable feelings of rejection, mediocrity, and utter uselessness. That you make a working business (and apparently a lucrative profit) off of this works equally well to contradict your views on women, as well as uphold the delusion many typical men desperately need to believe in a time when they’re faced with due inferiority.
I’d be interested in your website showcasing works of progression for all mankind by both yourself and your members. Exceptional math skills, scientific breakthroughs, inventions, cosmic theories, published works, degrees, Championship awards, and technological advancements brought to fruition from anyone on this site. At least a Dean’s List certificate or properly-spelled resume would suffice - something to place where your mouth is, so to speak, would go a long way in convincing the world of your legitimacy, and would hopefully appear in lieu of incessant complaining and nagging, so like many women, ironically…
I’m also sure you’ve had this asked to you a thousand times, but why the sunglasses? You seem cocksure enough to present your views on national television; glasses are usually reserved for indoor use by one afraid, in some way, to reveal themselves, Dick. They’d go real well with a trip to Afghanistan or Iran. Have you ever thought of moving to what appears to be your promised land? You may be alot happier there. Either way, although you have about a .0001% chance of changing a thing about anyone or anything, at least you’re smart enough to keep most people from easily recognizing you until your 15 minutes is up.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 96a6a1d6d13fa
Epic WIN
April 16th, 2008 at 7:10 am - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f
According to you Neo was an asshole becasue he had glasses.
Well meybe that helped him to focus when he faced mad mass of agent Smiths.
Try to challange the Social Matrix and you will see for yourself.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f
Man are better than women because women never challenge the Social Matrix that’s why they can never be heroes. The world is always changing for the better, and a change is only possible, because men challenge the Social Matrix.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: af72c7fef5bb6
So you’re here arguing against someone who will last 15 minutes and has a .0001% chance of changing a thing about anyone or anything and whos site is visited by men who already have a preemptive hatred of women?
More like epic stupidity.
You could have saved so much time an energy and simply typed ‘I may make a complete fool of myself, but I can sound very intellectual while doing so’.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: eaa8a335f5613
Geeza says:
Its called development sweets. No wonder women are paxil and prozac guzzling emo wrecks. They’re underdeveloped since incubation.
Heheh, yeahh.
To be honest, I couldn’t possibly give a flying shit about what you say.
You’re just some nobody who worships sexism, and thinks he’s so clever because he was born with a penis, to be honest, I’d say that’s over developed mate. That’s not development anymore, that’s something else!
I’m surprised that some of these people like to call themselves doctors, it’s hilarious, yet very sad at the same time. If that’s what most men in America are coming to, then god damn it I’ve never been so proud to be British, where all male and female are considered equals.
Oh, and Dick, if that’s really your name, it’s extremely appropriate, and would sound better ending in head.
April 18th, 2008 at 3:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Get the fuck off the site, you overweight Yankee-English Anglo-fuck with a B.A. in basket weaving. I hope you accidentally piss your boyfriend off and he ends up having to bust out all of your teeth with his bare fists. To tell you the truth, every single frigid Anglo-fuck whore living in the female-dominated nations of Canada, Great Britain, the United States, Australia, and New Zealand deserves to have her neck snapped and her eyes gouged out with a pair of tongs.
April 18th, 2008 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: eaa8a335f5613
What are you going to do about it? And how the fuck am I a Yankee-English Anglo-fuck?! That doesn’t even make sense you moron. And for your information, if I apparently have a “B.A in Basket Weaving”, then that’s a lot more than you’ll ever have.
April 18th, 2008 at 5:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8968176fba80b
CS placed a hyphen between Yankee and English, so its a composite race, at least in his mind. Best Wishes.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 01e741b1d45b9
“there are zillion of conservative/Republican women in the USA who would never vote for commie-scum, or even Hilary.”
Yea guess what, Republicans are Communists too with promotion of feminism very high on the agenda. Why do you think they are spending billions in Iraq? One of the primary reasons is to spread feminist culture and law.
“being a liberal can be consistent with a profound dislike for radical feminism.”
Liberal in the sense of Socialist/Leftist? Sorry I really can’t see that working out. In nearly all Socialist parties today (Democrats, Labour Parties, etc.), feminist thinking and policy totally rules the roost.
“I’m all for equality of the sexes, but I don’t think women should be promoted in society over men.”
This is what happens when modern Socialist parties take power - they promote women over men. Consistently. Be it Clinton in the USA or Zappetero in Spain. I’m so sorry to disillusion you.
“I’m all for equality of the sexes” … These are the exact phrases word for word that denote feminists, feminist-appeasers or manginas.
“Don’t get angry with Anon, he is just not on your level or rather he was not thinking. He just needs to understand, with time he will.”
“I was not thinking”?? Sorry let’s get real here, “studioline”. The link between Marxism (i.e. Socialism) and Feminism is very clear, and always have been. Feminists down through the decades have commented on this connection, and Marx, Engels and the other Communist crew were among the first to campaign for “women’s rights” and feminism in a mainstream political manner. One feminist commentator when asked what would a post feminist society look like said: A Socialist State with children raised by communities. (I.e. dismantlement of nuclear family complete.)
“There are some real feminists men and women, but not to many listen to them, they just want to kill each other.”
How are you so sure that wasn’t the stated aim of Feminism since the Founding Documents of the 1960s and 1970s?! I don’t know where you got this ABSOLUTELY ridiculous notion, that feminism means co-operation between the sexes, out of.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43
Anon
First of all accept my appologies if i have defended you
I know for sure you are a great men. but understand, that it the other post I was just talking to No manhole.
But you know sometines when you exchange ideas like this, a missunderstaning can take place.
I totally agree with you that going to irak with feminsm is like sentencing more american soldiers, that’w why i m suprised that people who are in charge of this international policy, do’t take care first about this sexes war issue, and then go teach others how to live.
April 18th, 2008 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43
Anon
First of all accept my appologies if i have defended you
I know for sure you are a great men. but understand, that it the other post I was just talking to No manhole it was actually about his idea of the world as a whole. never mind.
But you know sometines when you exchange ideas like this way, a missunderstaning can take place.
I totally agree with you that going to irak with feminsm is like sentencing more american soldiers, that’s why I’ m suprised that people who are in charge of your international policy don’t take care first about this sexes war issue, and then after that go teach others how to live.
I know that between women feminists there are ones, who are against what is going on now, but their voice doesn’t count any longer, becasue the is no feminism today. There is only pseudo - feminism.
This somethig is f… up your county form the insight and someone has to do something about it. This is in my opinon the no1 issue for all of you there, because resolving this only issue, would resolve most of your problems.
I wanted to make it short, see you, this issues will come back, let’s start again form the beginig.
April 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Republicans and Socialists are only allies in the same cause but for vastly different reasons.
Republicans are for feminism because they can’t loose 50% of their tax base for their foreign resource wars. They all want to be famous and rich and be known with men like Caesar and Alexander. But they are short term minded primates incapable of long view.
Socialists care less about war and tax revenue than they do about castrating masculine societies.. they’ve started in the West and they know if they can cuckold the sons of Muhammed they can accomplish anything. They are like fish out of water in anything as masculine as war.. but at the same time they are very duplicitious and cunning and are using the Republican’s pride for their own long term goals of a global bastard state.
The first charismatic male who mixes socialist ideologies like energy nationalization and has environmentalist autistics shot en masse for their protests of domestic energy dominance with traditionally rightwing concepts like state-mandated patriarchy and unlimited war on aggressor nations will give himself a crown.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: c18df8b20a276
Jeezus “Lynn” you are so fucking full of your self you ignorant cunt, why do you do all of us a favor and play in rush hour traffic. You pretend to be “intellectual / intelligent” but all you are is a pompus, narcissisitc, pretentious, presumptious, egocentric inflated ego piece of shit loser who has a grip on words…and nothing else, mainly reality. You’re the kind of arrogant fucking cunt men would love to punch in the fucking face. I hope you get a case of the itchines and scratch yourself to death you useless fucking cunt. You’re female, that means you’re NOTHING just like your useless fucking opinions. Ignorant stupid cunt, fuck off and die.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Lynn makes, I think, extremely well-thought out remarks and I’m pretty sure shes against radical feminism. She may be against equity-feminism as well.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
All arrogant western females from the United States, Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, and especially Canada (where 99.99% of all the women in that country are sick, retarded, narcissistic pieces of money-obsessed garbage) deserve to be dragged out of their houses and shot at point blank range. You go ahead and tell ‘em like it is, mantastic.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Lynn is probably the smartest female here and she has no other talent than wordsmything and propagandizing that males with an IQ of 90 could do if they had time between their menial jobs to pay her tax subsidized life.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
You forgot the part about the cheeseburgers and fries.
@NMH - I believe in equality for both men and women, and the virtue of common sense. I believe that radical feminism is tearing apart our culture by conditioning young women to believe that all men are evil, and that their rights take precedence over those of men. I believe that if two people go in for a job interview, the most qualified individual should get the job regardless of gender or skin color. I believe that when children are involved, divorce should only be an action of last resort, and to that end: I believe that alimony is ridiculous, especially when the ex-spouse is perfectly capable of providing for themselves. I believe that money from an ex-spouse should only go to provide for child support, and to that end, custody should go to whichever parent will best provide the best home for them, emotionally and physically. I believe in personal responsibility and accountability. That pretty much touches on the points most people are concerned about here.
Oh, one more. I believe that CS has been lonely here for the last week or so, it’s good to see he’s got his support group back.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf
Not a little like ‘elected’ politicians, academics, or anyone else… including you. No one changes anything.
Just look at how rock stars changed ‘Africa’ and halted global warming…