I love the Horse Pussy caller! But being hung like I am………nope, still got me some Horse Pussy, rarely enough (makes you think WHAT THE FUCK that bitch was fucking, donkeys?).

In that case gentlemen, small penis or not, hop on, get off, go home. Let her rent a Volvo to lay herself with, after all, we already got what we wanted didn’t we?

Oh my god……….I swear to Christ almighty…….the kid from “Looweezeeanna”…………..that fucking kid is comedy gold.

His parents? They are fucked, that KID knows the drill though!

Last Guy.

PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED

14 hundred dollars??? … MEN … CASHING!!!!!!!! seriously no woman can’t do what his guy is doing talking only shit.. my respect.. <3… marry me!

I got married, she was promising threesomes on our honeymoon and shit. She said she wanted to “Affirm our commitment” before we started experimenting.

My dumb ass fell for it.

Now I have:
Another 3 mouths to feed (her and her fucking pets, not kids, I fell for that shit once already) …(by the way I’m the one who cooks, cause she can’t taste a fucking thing that isn’t coated in mayo and cheese)
A masturbation habit because she won’t take her fucking pill
A dirty house
A big fucking headache
A stiff neck from sleeping in the chair because I can’t sleep in the bed due to her large ass and her little dogs taking up the whole fucking full size mattress

that last guy is totally and utterly whipped.

Sperm snatcher: I’m allergic to latex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don’t let them catch you

1st I laughed my dick off hearing the screaming bitch and her little brat at the start of this Voice Mail.
Then I sobered up.
She´ll take this poor slob to the cleaners, fuck up the rest of his life with alimony payments and make his offspring hate him. Already did the last part by the sound of it.
Beware brothers.
SUCK IT UP BITCH is the only answer you should have for them.

“Ho-De-Ho-Ho”

Fantastic.

-Rawkstah

Matt said:

Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled “why women hate sex”

I found it! Thx!

what was the nuclear war bitch talking about? i couldn’t comprehend any of it, could any one or was it just babble?

I like the half naked women in swimsuits. Good advertising method. =D

I’m so glad I’m gay, have a small penis, ugly, bad in bed etc. etc. cause if I had to listen to a harpy like that every time I got home I’d fucking burn the house down instead.

My ex couldn’t cook for shit but boy could she snort coke, maybe we should just redefine the word cook to mean vaccuming coke, and clean, to mean lie without remorse.

The funny thing was she wanted to marry me and all that but I made it quite clear to hear that I wasn’t interested in marrying a cokehead so ultimatum after ultimatim, monitoring her phone, all that shit…I just started fucking searching her every time we were going to go out and bingo bango cocaine.

At least I was smart enough to realize I didn’t want to get sent up river because of her problems not to mention wind up with my balls in her purse vis a vis the anti-family courts. The first thing she said when I finally dumped her was “But we were going to get married!” Not but I love you, or I’ll stop and be a good girl, just the marriage thing…because that’s the only thing she was really in love with. My best friend just married my psycho drunk feminist sister despite the obvious warning signs and my insistence that he was making a HUGE mistake…six weeks later and he’s already called me at least ten times cause he’s about to lose his fucking mind, poor bastard, or rather, dumb bastard.

Good lord, I hope global warming is real, cause when the great flood comes the men will be able to build boats and just sail away through a sea of expensive handbags and thongs. Keep up the voicemails Dick, they are so effective at proving your point.

Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled “why women hate sex”

Could somebody help me… I did look almost everywhere and I couldn’t find Dicks statement that; let me quote:
“Women are bad in bed!”
He said a lot about their behaviour in bed and I agree with all of it… honestly, he spoke right out of my heart!

I think that this Waste-of-man-points (for the women: this is a noun! Not an adjective!) at the end of the vid just was told that Dick said so, by those girls you could hear in the background, who translated: “Why women hate sex” from modern English into: “Women; not good; making love” into inferior - women - English so they could actually understand the phrase…

Of course they didn’t got it right! They are women!

Now they told a man to call, since all those buttons on a phone can be confusing sometimes, and spread their bullshit lies (for women: This is what you call an argument!).

I don’t need more prove that men are better that women in every single aspect in live, time, space or everything that ever existed or ever will exist…

If dick really ever said that all women are bad in bed my statement would be: This is not correct I met some girls who could get at least one thing right! (for women: Fuck off our website!)

Classic stuff! That poor bastard needs to get out of that house, asap.

Poorly thought out arguments, provide the best examples of women’s lack of reasoning ability. Even the most intelligent women are deficient in this area.

I remember when the former President of Harvard got in deep water because he dared say that women’s brains might not be suited for math and science. A female scientist got all uppity about the statement, “Well, I’m a scientist, so, what he said can’t be true.” She didn’t have the sense to realize that she was an exception.

It’s no different than a man claiming that men are taller than women, and a dopey woman getting up and saying, “That’s not true. I know women that are taller than men.”

“A muzzle and a leash….” - Dick

Wow. Yet one more reason why Men > Women!

Wow, that woman at the beginning of the voicemail made me laugh so hard i nearly ended up rolling on the floor laughing with a boner. hahahaha, that guy earned like 9000 man points. Oh and, advice to her, if you can’t cook what are you worth really? Less than shit.

M>W

♂dBoss iNc.

Zalgo Zalgonenko said:

Wish this was legal in the US?
http://www.xpl.se/ge-inte-fingret-i-ryssland.html

I don’t know where the hell you got the idea that we want to beat women here. Seriously.

Lets have some fun and destroy some women arguments….

1) A man comes from a women’s pussy so why would a man be better when a women produces us?

Answer… Just because a women produces us using our sperm… how does this correlate with and somehow defaut that were better then them? WHAT THE FUCK!!! also a women doesn’t do shit… all she has to do is eat some food… sit on her ass… watch oprah and wait till a man doctor pops it out…. theirs no actual work involved besides a man having to have to feed and shelter her lazy ass for 9 months…. so a man does more work than the women to bring us to life…. all a women is is a temporary storage warehouse that a man has to sustain for 9 months before it comes out and starts taking control of the world….

2) We are generalizing… putting all women in the same boat…. blahblah…

Answer…

Women are derived from nature… Nature’s intention for women is for them to nurture and care….. make food… feed man…. clean… fuck… and go out and join other women to do meaningless task that man don’t have time doing… like doing laundry… and buying useless fucking garbage to decorate the home…..

U don’t need a fucking brain to nurture and care… it’s ok that ur fucking stupid… ur meant to be like that…. and everytime you meaningless garbage comes out of your mouth…. you strenghtening the truth…

All women are whores… why? well… just because the cost isn’t agreed upfront like a stripper…. it doesn’t mean that she isn’t…. because the cost is negotiated through subtlety and deception through many different forms…. it’s not black and white….

The first deception. is… Their looks…. Wash off the make-up… put her hair in a pony tail… and take off her shirt…. then u will say… WHAT THE FUCK….